Shadowfax was Lord of all Horses.
What exactly does that mean?
Does he tell other horses what to do?
>>86916636
He was fast as fuck
>>86917933
Usain Bolt is not lord of all humans
>>86916636
He was the descendant of the greatest horses in middle earth and ran faster than the wind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_WrJyp-WYI
>>86918213
because speed isnt the most important quality for humans
for horses its that and stamina
>>86918287
What kind of wind? Like a gust? A swift breeze? Gale force?
>>86918329
like, when the wind is really fast
Horse taxes.
>>86918296
Alex Jones isn't lord of all humans either
>>86918351
>>86916636
No he is "lorde" of all horses. He is an edgy mildly talented and successful pop artist.
>>86918362
What was Shadowfax's tax policy?
>>86918565
He had a higher tax rate for black horses.
>>86918372
as far as you know
>>86918589
A good friend
>>86916636
There was more than the one ring, if you recall the opening a few were given to the elves, dwarves and one to the horse Shadowfax, that made him the lord.
>>86918822
>>86918822
kek
>>86918822
>Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. One to the race of horses, noble and strong. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern each race.
Shadowfax is pretty sweet
>>86916636
All his homey's ged but he is lord.
>>86916636
Thought it was Lil Sebastion for a minute there.