Ashley Greene

Holywood has a million forgetable brunettes with a weak foot game

Bad actress
No waist.

>>86884657
drew carey banged her.

>That feel when you made out with her in high school.
>You are almost 30 and did literally fucking nothing with your life.
>She made more money than you've ever touched off of one fucking role.

I'll just be over here, learning how to tie a noose.

>>86885150
and we're supposed to believe that you at one point touched this woman???

>>86885197
We literally spent 3 years in the same group of friends. She was part of the "OMG WE'RE PHOTOGRAPHERS" group of trendy artsy bitches. We sucked face during Clerks 2 during a "group date", and we never went on a second date. That shit happened a lot back then. Everyone just made out with fucking everyone because we were all full of hormones and bad ideas.

>>86885353

cool story brotherman

thanks for sharing

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>>86885353
you can have your glory days back, but it takes effort. you can start right now to become a porn director/producer and I promise you will love life again. leave bheind people with ethics and morality that does not align with yours and live a stress free life. stop being bogged down by the indoctrination of society "pressures"

>>86885150
Dont worry about it bro, you have us.

>>86885197

I had sex with a sorta famous (maybe) actress who had a starring role in a Transformers movie.

That's my claim to fame. Like that anon - I too am mostly a loser who achieved nothing with his life.

>>86885622
what was it like?

>>86884657

She was a good batgirl in one of those Arkham games.

Also, she needs to keep the look she had from the fuckin twilight movies honestly.

Only thing worth watchin was cute pixie vampire waifu

What is her best nudity then? For research

>>86886119
boobie dangles

>>86885415
Olivia took the Bogpill?

She's now starring in The Accident Man from /ourguy/ Scott Adkins