Would you let another man mow your lawn?

>>86874265
It was a metaphor.

nihilistic

>>86874265
Fuck yeah, I hate mowing my lawn.
Trained my missus to do it but she does such a shitty job.

>>86874265
Yeah a mexican crew does it every week. Not sure exactly what marty's problem was

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>>86874265
rust was just trying to be a good friend

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>>86874290
Brainlet here. I've watched the 1st season twice and still have no idea what was that scene supposed to convey.
Pls help

>>86874344
allow me to spoonfeed
it's a metaphor for don't fuck my wife

>>86874606
>don't fuck my wife
>fucks his wife
the absolute madman

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What was he shooting at?

>>86874642
he's shooting at us

>>86874344
"Hey fuck head, stop running around partying and fucking girls. You have a wife, family and yard to tend to and if you don't then someone else will."

Not hard to figure out.

>>86874642
marty's lawn

he's improvising since he can''t use the lawnmower anymore

>>86874642
god

I rent.

But I think his "lawn" is a metaphor for his husbandy-fatherly role in the home.

>>86874316
>letting your wife fuck mexicans

>>86874265
Would you let a man past a certain age without a family mow your lawn?

>>86874642
Bureaucracy, political correctness, moral stupor, and inaction.

>>86874675
mind = blown

>>86874606

>it's a metaphor for don't fuck my wife

But he was just mowing the lawn, was Marty just autistic?

>>86874642
Nothing. He's shooting so there's ballistic evidence for the inquiry.

>>86875004
First you're mowing a lawn, then you doing it shirtless. Next thing you know some other man's wife is deep-throating you.

It's a slippery slope. Marty knew this. He was a philanderer himself.

>>86875004
he was alone with his wife when marty wasn't there with a wifebeater on, having a one-to-one conversation in which maggie didn't even get up to greet marty when he came in

>>86875096
This. Even the daughters in the same room could pick up their mom was doing something wrong

Why is so satisfying to fuck your best friend's wife?

>>86875182

Did you see her ass?

>>86874314
>Trained my missus to do it but she does such a shitty job.
She does a shitty job because you trained her.

>>86875023
And because of the witness hearing shots

>>86874265
someone post the webm of rust taking maggie from the back so i can rub one out and be done with this

>>86874265
Roy Munson wouldnt stand for it

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>>86875325
post it again, it's been a few years

>>86875182
I don't know, man, but it's so fucking good. Only thing better is to fuck your brother's wife.

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>>86874265
She c-cut her lawn with one sword stroke just like cutting you all in half.

>>86874265
This show basically proved that literally all women cheat. It's depressing but true.

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>>86875182
sick fucks, i hope you hang

>>86876114
>a fictional show proved this fact about real life relationships to me beyond a shadow of a doubt
kill yourself virgin

>>86876215
Refute what I said. All women cheat.

>>86876245
t. bitter virgin

>>86876245
Women don't cheat on chad

You base your ideas of relationships on shitty fictional HBO shows because you don't leave your house.

>>86876467
>Women don't cheat on chad
yes they do, with another chad who makes them feel gud.
woman are really easy to manipulate.

>>86876557
>women are easy to manipulate
t. virgin who bases his worldview on tv shows

>>86874265
My buddy let me help him mow his lawn and then we drank some buds and grilled some meat snacks afterward. This is in Mississippi btw

>>86875917

Watch Fort Bliss for a better view of her ass

>>86876708
this has nothing to do with TV shows, their behavior is just very easy to predict.
it helps being chad tho.