>YUSTILSOHBADAFIDDYBUS what did he mean by this

>post yfw he borrowed that fidddy bux so he could buy several rotisserie chickens

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>>86844005

>>86843985
easy on the carrots steve

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>>86844690

>>86843985
Wuthapnd?

punani?

>>86846460
me want that punani

This mutha ain't white!

>>86843985
An uncle I hate and a friend from RPG times told me that I look like this shit.

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>>86843985
Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

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>Me want the poonani, seeformemakenice

>>86846918
I was going to post this webm =/

>Eh, what's up doc?

what did he mean by this?

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>>86846918
>We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world

Every time!

>>86846750
LOL sucks to be you, lose some weight

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>>86847079

was steven actually chuck?

is steven kino

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HYPE AS FUCK

>>86849420
Big boy

>>86843985
why doesn't he just give up and retire in some shitty asian country?

>>86846918
why are there so many fucking cuts l a m o

>>86849525
>no more than five consecutive seconds of activity
Steven has to sit down after five seconds of standing up, it's a standard in his contracts.

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ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE ?

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We haven't had a new trailer for a while. Must be due for more Seagal kino soon.

>>86843985
THAT'S ALL FOLKS

can someone post the video of him talking about guns?

>>86850181
Have something more sophisticated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E1NFckaDqU

>>86843985
Can I get a link to the scene where he says that? I know the scene I just don't know what to look up.

>>86850272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KlyHwnPqns

>>86850317
jesus fucking crispies

What are some essential Seagal kino?

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>>86850491
Under Siege
Everything else is shit

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Whahappend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQXscAH02pk

Seagal Vs Tyson
P U R E K I N O

>>86849657
I think that's because of his mass - every his move emits so much energy that regular untrained people can't stand Steven's heat. They wait till it cools down and than he can make another move.

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>>86850243