Why is James scared?
>>86832670
They're both dyel wimps.
What did he mean by this?
>>86833137
what video is that from?
>>86832670
Because he knows he can't stop Mike from the hostile takeover of his channel
>>86832670
Mike beats him.
Simpler times. Justice for Bootsy when?
>>86832670
Are James and Mike the Brian and Mike of our time?
>>86833477
i always though Bootsy was the tallest one
weird
I'm starting to feel Mike is James' bull
Mike is a known abuser and if you REALLY piss him off, Mr. Ten comes out.
You don't want that.
>>86833477
say what you will, but the drama that mike has created is very entertaining.
>>86833994
B R O W N
hand me the brown bricks you fucking cocksucker
>>86832670
>microphone in shot
wow James learnt nothing from his movie bomb
>>86833477
glad they kicked that manlet off.
>>86832670
You can see in his eyes the Loco Bandito coming out
>>86833994
His content is moreso just taking the piss at bad attempts to be funny
He seems like a nice guy
Why the hell isn't Mike in porn yet?
>>86832670
fake webm. it's playing in reverse
>>86832670
>>86833137
>>86833502
why are these so goddamn hilarious?
This isChuck.
In the comic, we see himSuckcocaine, snorting through a straw.
Then, he proceeds toFucka Bus.
mike Matei was ahead of his time.
>>86832670
Mike's penis is so large, that James mistakenly correlates Mike with a black man. As a middle aged, intelligent white male, James correctly moves away from an approaching black man.
James baby is actually Mikes
>>86835941
What did Mike mean by this?
>>86833500
Uh, no?
>>86836023
where is the fucking joke
Pat the NES Fuck is only known because he has a game that James wanted to show on his show.
>>86836168
how do people watch this shit? I used to like AVGN and anytime James had other people around it was extremely award and his mental disabilities became distracting
At least Mike found someone who loves him
>>86836168
Pat laughs like a black person.
>>86836279
Did he actually make this?
R.O.B is a shit review and Irate Gamer did a better version of it years before. He also did an E.T video years before AVGN made his abysmal movie.
>>86836168
Pat laughs like a black person.
>>86835855
They're in the Black Lodge.
>>86836569
Go to bed, Chris.
>>86836385
great acting skills
>>86835941
Sneed edit when?
>>86834816
B R I C K S
You can shut up now!
Hmmm...
>>86835411
this shit always cracks me up
>>86835411
What a beautiful family :)
>>86836515
Of course, they're in love.
>>86834928
That's not your mother, it's a man, baby!!!!
>>86837495
This is great. It's his legacy
What are some good AVGN episodes?
>>86832670
I hate Mike so much.
He tries to leech off the fanbase that his best (and probably only) friend has built up over more than a decade by using James' channel to host shitty videos of himself being an uncharismatic, unfunny, talentless autist and to talk about his dick.
Not to mention the fucking sock puppet accounts he makes to defend himself.
James is just too fucking nice.
>>86838097
Castlevania
Castlevania (Part 2)
Castlevania (Part 3)
Castlevania (Part 4)
Silver Surfer
>>86838097
Ikari Warriors
Toxic Avenger
>>86838841
>Ikari Warriors is bad
t. Mike Matei
>>86838891
I like Ikari Warriors, cuck
>>86838969
>Toxic Crusaders is good
t. Mike Matei
He's realizing making friends with the autist in your special education class was a bad idea.
>>86839083
w-why are you in a special ed class in the first place
>>86839083
What was James in for?
he knows he's spending the night naked chained to the cuck shed if he ruins mikes show on mikes channel
>>86838999
Toxic Avengers is shit.
That was a joke.
>>86832670
The other guy is unaware to the concept of personal space
James is a homophobe
>>86839264
>the other guy
Uh, that's Mother Fucker Mike Matei.
>>86839171
>>86839198
>They don't know
>>86839299
I have no idea
>>86839083
Bootsy didn't belong on that channel. And I mean that as a compliment to Bootsy
>>86840041
Autism award ceremony?
Where the autistic community comes together to recognize one of their own
>>86834816
>>86836717
>>86833994
Mike, confirmed 65 year old gay guy
>>86842201
Fucking Ryan
>>86840041
Is there a James autism 1.webm?
>>86842740
>>86836279
Stairs from the exorcist! 2 spook4m
WHERE
DID
THE
HAIR GO
please dont bully james
>>86842883
Omg is he clubfooted like matt forney?
>>86835555
nice quads, ryan
MINECRAFTA
Even though I like how knowledgeable Mike can be, I think he's an obnoxious whiny fuckboi and I don't know why James chooses to be such a nice guy and keep him around. They like the same shit but their personalities are very different. I imagine they must be real close considering Mike gave James most of his big ass DVD collection. I wish I had a friend who would give me shit.
>>86842996
>>86833477
For an autist, James is pretty good at looking normal in pictures
>>86833477
>hillary supporter
>Manlet
Not surprised
Death to Mike
>Makes one stupid video without putting it much thought.
>Typecasts him for life.
How did he ever recover from this and the infamous Elmo video?
>>86843912
he still tries to delete every copy of this video that exists on youtube
>>86833994
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D5_oPyavUaw
>>86833477
>Mike and Bootsy don't follow each other on Twitter
>Bootsy, James, and Kyle all follow each other on Twitter
Apparently Mike got jealous that Bootsy was more likeable and decided to take on the "I can beat hard NES games" shtick.
>>86838740
The castlevania series is comfy kino.
>James
nice guy that likes talking about movies and video games
>Mike
asshole that likes talking about movies and video games
>Ryan
asshole that is only there for the attention and has nothing of substance to offer
>>86844124
Bootsy is boring as fuck anyways. His monotone videos were terrible. He was only good in Board james episodes.
>>86844164
His Bootsy Beats videos were really nice.
>>86844172
It was bad.
>>86836819
It's really nice of Mike to hang so much with the retarded kid from next door but I think it's kind of weird he puts him on camera all the time. I hope he gives the little rascal at least some money or his parents though I highly doubt it.
>>86836819
What is this? They suck each other off?
>>86832670
turns of Mike bites when mad, James found out earlier that day
>>86842883
>>86840041
Why is he running so strangely
>>86844398
He probably has a club foot
>>86844033
Does he? He brought it up recently in a video.
>>86843901
>>86844164
>>86844272
Say hi to Mike, everyone! Typical Miney Crafta shitposting behaviour - take the heat off himself and start talking shit on Bootsy, Ryan, or James. Get lost, mate. You're a fuckin joke
>>86844684
I don't even like mike dumbass.
James' second channel went to shit once Mike took over and started doing these boring pointless as fuck let's plays.
I'd much rather see the channel be used for James showing us his Movie collection, Game collection, comics, books, posters, and all the miscellaneous cool shit he was doing before.
Also The fact James got rid of Monster Madness which was his BEST shit just he could focus on lame as fuck reviews for some newly released films, and James and Mike Mondays bullshit is retarded.
>>86844272
Bootsie was the first to scale back the whole obnoxious, in your face, tryhard YT gamer bullshit as he destroyed old NES games, and no one was ready for how great that could be. Mike's the only problem with the channel. Until James realizes that, the site will continue to crumble. It's fallen hard over the last few months
>>86844807
>James and Mike Mondays bullshit is retarded
It's amazing how two people who have been friends for decades have such little chemistry
>>86844807
>>86844821
Its mike Channel now. Hes nearly in every video with the penguin.
>>86844807
>I'd much rather see the channel be used for James showing us his Movie collection, Game collection, comics, books, posters
That's the problem. You're longing for videos where a 40 year old shows you his toys. That's terrible. How far can that go? The channel sucks as it is now, doing pointless circle jerk shit like that would be the nail in the coffin. Sadly, that's probably where it's going
>>86833502
>mfw I make racist cartoons, post dickpics on Reddit and Twitter and get away with it all.
>>86844807
Let's Play videos get views for what's basically minimal effort, ultimately generating them more revenue. I honestly believe Mike got rid of Bootsy because he wanted in on that YouTube revenue, but he wasn't going to shit out a video every other day like Mike does and actually put effort into them, and that's what their "creative differences" were about. Mike would happily get rid of James, too, if he could and just steal the Cinemassacre brand for himself, doing nothing but lazy Let's Play videos.
Anyone seen that pic of James' cock? It's fucking huge. Shame that he was cut like a jew though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6GkwWw9W6Y
>>86843810
>fuckboi
just say faggot like you want to or go back to facebook you normalfag.
>>86845023
Is this kino?
>>86832670
Prob. his breath is really fucking bad
>>86845038
>the lack of diversity on Cinemassacre
>>86844885
he was afraid of his massive dong, duh
You just know Mike was "that kid" in school.
Bootsy was the alpha Chad who fucked all the bitches, got straight As, and was better at video games than Mike, despite Mike doing nothing but playing video games, which is why Mike kicked him off James' channel.
Are the music junkie videos good?
>>86844996
Two things I've learned from someone who used to work for Ryan:
No one will say what happened with Bootsy, but the common assumption is that Mike was cooking the books and stealing money from his paycheck. Bootsy figured it out and got fired when he confronted Mike about it
Mike convinced James the dick pic wasn't actually his. It's someone else's and he was doing it as a joke that went too far. The assumption there among everyone is that Mike was telling the truth to James
>>86845023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP4XBFo8GoQ
until this guy starts getting drunk in his videos again, his show is gone
>>86843459
where is this from?
>>86845372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpniiSFmOeI
This horrible Doritos commercial.
>You will never protect pure and innocent James from being taken advantage of by assholes like Mike
>>86845277
OP here. Also theorized is that Mike and Ryan are trying to find ways to get rid of Kyle so that they have a bigger share of the pie. Kyle runs the tshirt merch and Ryan wants control of all of the merch, since he already sells the dvds and blurays. Mike gets a piece of all things related to cinemassacre. James apparently doesn't pay attention to any of the shit that goes on around him so he's out of the picture
>>86845406
Also post Doug Commercial Kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUhTevBnqbE
>>86845439
Do not bully Kyle
>>86845464
>>86845410
is mike really a asshole?
>>86845464
why does PBS not allow comments?
There was this one time when PBS News Hour uploaded a video and the tile was a question. I commented and gave my answer to the video title, naturally. They then proceeded to delete the video and re-upload it, this time with comments disabled. really pissed me off.
>>86845701
probably not unless maybe you get in an argument with him about something. Even then I'm sure he'd pussy out and give up.
I'm sure the guy is nice and can be genuine but he comes across as a whiny sounding faggot.
>>86845701
I would consider him one.
He doesn't seem to have much regard for his friends the way he's handling the channel.
>>86845701
I talked to him before, but it wasn't long. He's not really a dick to fans. I don't doubt he's a dick to Bootsy, though.
>>86845768
>I'm sure the guy is nice
How many nice guys post dick pics and make tons of racist comics and fight with the fans and ban the mods to his reddit page so he has complete control and try to make a career by taking total advantage of their friend from college?
Mike was born a douche and will die a douche
>>86845903
He will die of alcoholism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obvHYtBJajI
>>86845965
How can we speed up this process
>>86845965
They stopped using lights in their videos so that you can't see how bad his eyes and face look now. anyone notice that?
>>86833477
christ, bootsy is a fucking manlet. James and Mike are both only 5'11"
What's the comfiest video in all of Cinemassacre?
>>86846056
i laughed out loud. but i'm also gonna have nightmares
>>86846114
bootsy beats
>>86836569
I personally hate the skit-heavy episodes, so I agree. I also didn't know that James has been married for that long.
>>86838891
It was really bad. They can't improvise for shit.
>>86846056
i can't stop looking at this. he looks like an animatronic figure. never has a picture captured his insecurity more than this right here
>>86846114
Anything with James talking about something he likes.
>>86846114
The AVGN episode where he revisits the games he reviewed in his Angry Nintendo Nerd days.
Is he the savior? The true AVGN?
>>86846361
>all that bread
Delete this
>check Cinemassacre video catalog
>literally just a video of Mike and James talking about cats for half an hour
>>86845268
>Are the music junkie videos good?
No. Boring and completely fucking pointless. The perfect videos to display how bad that channel is now
>>86846415
>Check Cinemassacre video catalog
>James & Mike
>Mike & Ryan
>Mike & Douge
>Mike & The Irate Gamer
>Mike & Some Other Autistic Fuck
>Mike Stream Some Shit
>Mike Talks about Some Shit
>Mike Animated - Talking About the Size of Your Dick On Your Only Friend's YouTube Channel
>>86845701
If you aren't James, then yeah, probably.
>>86845903
>How many nice guys post dick pics
Nigga that shit was fake.
>make tons of racist comics
You say that as if it's a bad thing you overly sensitive underage faggot. Also source?
>fight with the fans and ban the mods to his reddit page
>using reddit
>complete control and try to make a career by taking total advantage of their friend from college?
Like you wouldn't take advantage.if it meant something positive for yourself
>Mike was born a douche and will die a douche
yeah probably.
>>86846678
>hasn't even seen the loco bandito comics
>decides the dick pic is fake
okay then anon
>>86846614
Although They did manage to get vinesauce vinny and jontron which is cool as shit.
>>86836819
Are those the Rocky steps?
Honestly I think James is very mildly on the spectrum and doesn't like being in someones face like that.
>>86846678
>he doesn't know about the Elvis8Atari fiasco
>>86838097
every single one up until episode 50 at the very least.
Im particularly fond of earlier seasons' halloween specials
>>86845737
What was the question and answer, anon?
>>86846734
>manage to get
They get to make a video with the guy who made their careers.
All they need to manage is to find a time that works for both parties.
>>86846114
The videos where he reads fan mail
>>86846848
>Amerisharts consider having concern for personal space instead of constantly yelling and getting up in people's faces to be autistic behavior
>>86846361
Is that aBootsy Burger?
>>86846298
This. James is passionate as fuck about movies. I can hear him talk about movies all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryGnmGKbRFo
If I ever go to film locations, I'd definitely use James' vids
>>86846215
>>86846974
Why does he keep just using film stills instead of actual footage? Its annoying as fuck.
10 FUCKING INCHES
Ryan is fat turd
no personality what so ever
>>86846678
I like Ryan. It's good they finally have someone on the channel who plays modern games and is not just completely in the retro bubble like Mike and James are. Plus it's always interesting when he drops some cool technical info about how the NES graphics chip works. Mike may have grown up playing the games, but it seems like he never really dug into them past the surface player's experience level.
>>86847006
Keep watching the vid anon, he does use clips... but I agree, he uses more stills than footage
>>86847035
Also incapable of closing his mouth
>>86847048
Oh, look! A free iPad!
>his cock is the size of 2 of mine
fuark
>>86847035
Say that to me in real life, not online and see what happens
>>86847138
He looks like he smells like sweaty BO 24/7
>>86847215
>>86847006
youtube content id copyright
>>86846974
>2008
Fug. Me and my brother still reference these decade old obscure Cinemassacre videos like we had watched them yesterday. Feels good man.
James is the kindest sweetest man alive.
I hated Mike ever since he started showing up in videos as himself but I kept watching anyway. The first time Ryan showed up I thought "holy shit, Ryan is Mike's Mike." Now I just don't enjoy any of the content they produce anymore, regardless of who's featured in it. Even AVGN has been mediocre at best for a long time but I don't want to let go of this thing that used to make me happy. I'm a very lonely person with a lot of time to fill each day so I watch dumb shit that I don't even enjoy because it makes me feel vaguely nostalgic even though it wasn't even from all that long ago. Btw I'm gay lol piece out
>>86847448
I feel the same with this site.
>>86847043
so what's the problem here? It looks to me like it's suppose to be purposely stupid and racially insensitive. I doubt the actually thinks of other people in that way. It's just idiotic stereotypes. A comic about a non stereotypical black and Hispanic guy would be pointless.
>>86843280
> he put james' logo on that
>>86836569
There's nothing wrong with Irate Gamer. AVGN just has a super autistic fanbase. They even defend what happened with Board James and the Cheetahman kickstarter scam. You'd think axing Bootsy would make these chuckleheads wise up, but nope.
sweet baby james
>>86836168
Pat laughs like a black person.
>>86838097
any of the ones where James doesn't go too sketch heavy and just talks about the game.
>>86847740
Daily reminder that Chris Bores is now Puppet Steve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvGSONwByXY
>>86847740
>There's nothing wrong with Irate Gamer.
You're retarded.
>AVGN just has a super autistic fanbase.
All fanbases are.
>They even defend what happened with Board James and the Cheetahman kickstarter scam
As if it was their intention to do anything malicious. For all we know they were just trying to help support a new game being made.
>you'd think axing Bootsy would make these chuckleheads wise up, but nope.
Oh so that's you're issue. Get over it. Bootsy is as interesting as a potato.
>>86845406
Was it ever explained why AVGN was in this? Not even Rolfe, they have him do the AVGN face.
>>86847264
>try to upload old shit that my parents recorded on VHS in the 80's
>takes all day to upload
>FINALLY fucking finishes
>click publish
>"the content of this video has been blocked in all countries due to copyright claim"
>>86845903
>taking total advantage of their friend from college
nahh that's going too far. Mike is the one who does all the behind the scenes shit, he's the one who runs the channel and he's the one who convinced James to even put the first avgn videos up online. James wouldn't be shit without him because he's a borderline retard (bless him)
>>86847448
On the sister channel Ryan has even brought on his own Mikes
>>86847138
>little boy haircut combed straight down
>polo buttoned all the way up
so is this for a skit? pls tell me he doesn't dress like this irl
>>86847838
sup Mike
>>86847838
>Get over it. Bootsy is as interesting as a potato.
Hey Mike!
>>86847522
The problem isn't that it's racially insensitive. It's that it's painfully unfunny.
Can I get sauce for the Game Dude clip from the beginning of this video. Some kind of cheap indie movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE2NTXmNfTY
>>86847838
>>86847895
Mike pls
While I like when James talks about movies (and stuff he's super passionate about), for someone who's studied films and makes them he's only got a very basic understanding of filmmaking and films in general.
He's still MILES above people like Doug, but I just feel like he should "get" it more.
Oh and REMEMBER WHEN JAMES WENT FULL AUTISMO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE6Gmy2t-Es
>>86843810
>James chooses to be such a nice guy and keep him around.
it is his personality to be a nice guy
>>86845965
makeup?
>>86844860
what do you mean?
>>86846678
hi mike
>>86845143
this
>>86848086
Board James was such a good series. I need to rewatch
>>86847838
Mike, how does it feel to know that your jealousy of James and Bootsy is so apparent that even the dumbest of fans can spot it? Go away for a while, you queer
>>86849287
are there high quality dvd rips of AVGN?
>>86849817
What makes you feel that I could be JEALOUS of James or Bootsy? We're good friends.
>>86849876
Mike is a friend to no one. A sociopath looking out for himself and no one else
JUST
I wonder how James feels about all the comments about Mike's dick on his videos.
I know Mike doesn't feel anything because he's a fucking autist.
>>86840041
Low gravity mode
>>86848033
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFN_fhZB4Zs
>>86847740
Chris Bores lied a lot in his video where he "opened up about AVGN". He's obviously a sociopath and anyone who sympathizes with him has autism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZt-tal5JKM
>>86850370
>Wants to have his own AVGN fame
>Uncharismatic, unfunny sociopath
>Exists to be the butt of endless jokes
Mike Matei is a poor man's Chris Bores.
I miss fat mike
>read the top comment on a Ryan episode
>omg ryan is so smart i <3 ryan bring him on more!
Every. Single. Time.
It's fucking pathetic.
>>86845540
What was this from?
>>86850370
>That video
plagiarism and everything like that aside I'll never understand the hate that people had for irate gamer just because he made similar videos, who gives a shit? Does James own the concept of angry game reviews? Personally never liked irate gamer just because of the way he wrote his scripts but I remember back in the day where every video of his would be ripped apart by james fanboys, and this was before all the drama started, it was pathetic then and it's pathetic now
>>86851093
It's not just "similar," he copied jokes 1:1
>>86844807
>James got rid of Monster Madness
You better be lying
>>86838097
The Wizard + Super Mario Bros. 3
Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
Milon's Secret Castle
Because Mike usually beat the living shit out of James before impregnating his wife while the wimpy cuck cries in a pool of his own blood.
>>86851412
Anon I...
>>86851312
give examples then because even the video you posted above says no such thing.
>>86850370
>that video
m8 if there's an autist in this thread, it's you
>>86849287
it was good until James went full retard with his stupid fucking "mythology"
>>86850606
>get early to a Ryan video
>already has a pinned comment praising Ryan
>>86853162
I don't really dislike Ryan but that's just because I've never managed to complete a video featuring him. So I've never had time to start (dis)liking his character. He just has one of the worst monotone voices in the world that makes videos with him in it unwatchable. I don't know if he maybe has some good stuff to say but I can't stand to listen to him. He truly is nature's answer to insomnia.
>>86853852
>New Cinemassacre video
>It's about an interesting subject
>Mike and Ryan
>>86844164
hi mike!
>>86844272
bye Mike
I would enjoy the mondays episodes if Mike would shut the fuck up for like ten seconds.
He just never ever stops fucking talking and it contributes nothing to the video.
>>86851093
It's thanks to this guy in large part.
>>86846056
is that makeup? what's going on?
>>86847138
>white people
Why do you guys cut your hair like chinese bangs?
>New Cinemassacre Video
>It's all about inhaling burgers
>Ryan is visibly distressed as he tries to eat burger number 19
>Mike sits laughing maniacally, off camera he waves a clenched fist at Ryan
>Ryan has no choice but to continue
Someone post the entire Mike Elmo review. I cant find it
>>86856792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHsxCjuKfoY
>>86856919
Thanks bud
>>86850735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSaOgx6-6s
>>86856792
>>86856919
>>86856948
I'm on mobile, can I get a quick rundown?
>>86845238
why does his pickle have shit on it?
>>86846114
The Nintendo Power one was always pretty comfy, I always like the ones where James talks about stuff he has a genuine interest in.
>>86857782
>james bows to mike
>rules cinemassacre with an iron fist
>rumored to have a 13 inch long cock
>red pilled and has created over 9000 racist comics
>builds brown bricks in mine crap
>>86857179
could you imagine being doug in that situation?
>>86859331
his fault for attracting those autists desu
>>86836168
Pat is so autistic and annoying
>>86836569
R.O.B. is a great episode of AVGN, stfu
>>86846748
yeah
>>86847234
Kevin Smith has really let himself go.
>you'll never be as hung as Mike
why live?
>>86857179
wtf am I watching?
>>86855340
Mike got a lot of comments about the bags under his eyes. He decided to wear makeup for a video and didn't think anyone would notice.
Do you have that book, Meiney Kampfa?
>>86861023
kek
>>86855152
It's too bad he basically quit Youtube rant videos. He now only does football videos and he only uploads every few months.
>>86845768
>I'm sure the guy is nice
>>86856919
his scrawny flailings and sickly pallor disgust me
>>86836168
Pat has a decent podcast but he really shouldn't do stuff where he is playing a character.
>>86860752
>He decided to wear makeup for a video and didn't think anyone would notice.
A LOT of makeup
>>86847838
always hilarious when mike comes in here and tries to defend himself, but everyone rolls their eyes and rightfully continues to bash him
>>86837495
Unironically great beer.
>>86833500
>Muh formula
>no talent in his own
So would Mike be Love for this case
Fuck bootsy
>>86838097
Fucking Swordquest is the GOAT.
>>86838097
pong consoles
>>86862935
>>86838097
MOTHERFUCKING CASTLEVANIA
>>86833477
me on the far left :)