ITT: Actresses that could probably kick your ass

>>86798926
where are they

more like lick amirite?

Not with that stance and form.

>>86799161
Not far. Fridge mode is just too strong.

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>>86798926
I say Goddamn! Look at that core. I never wanted an actress to beat me up before like i want her to do.

>>86798926
>that punch
lol

not that one

>>86799050
Imagine licking that navel, running your tongue over every single muscle, salaiva dripping down and pooling in her belly button.

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>>86798926
>can't hold her guard
>non-existent footwork
>120 lb
>5'5"

>>86798926
None of them. I'm too tough.

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>>86799410
You can see her fucking barren cameltoe the entire time.

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>>86798926
>a woman
>taking a single punch from an average man
women are completely fucked against any man that isn't significantly lighter weight than them

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Gina Carano pls

>>86799410
not even a slither of glow remaining into the trash it goes

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>>86799584
A man of superior taste

most of them i am so weak

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She has like 3 black belts. I want her to do so many ungodly things to me.

>>86798926
this is what DEXfags actually believe

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>>86800388
Do you think belts are the only black things she has?

I'd yank and twist their dirty pillows then finish up with a kick to the camel toe.
Dang women ain't getting my seed.

>>86800507
>women ain't getting my seed

True facts of /tv/

>>86800464
What are you implying anon

>>86800464
Why do you do this, anon?

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>>86800388

>>86801602
Holy shit did that wave hit her??

>>86801602
>can't even hold a fist properly
nah I think you're good fampai.

>>86798926
That's some shit technique right there, looks like she's foil fencing

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>>86799161

>>86799584

What would be left of your prostate after she was done with you?

>>86800388

Does she have penis toes? Sometimes you just know.

>>86799584

I normally laugh at these threads but I'n not ashamed to admit Crush could probably knock me out before I could grab her and subdue her. She was like 11-0 muay thai and 8-1 ufc.

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>>86799226
>better than ronda rousey

>>86802210
She has pussypits, I know that much

>>86802688
My man, did you just post a picture of a perfect world where women doesn't exist and where the planet is only inhabited by men?

>>86799226
that's some terrible form right there.

>>86801602
shitty knife edge posture desu

>>86803413
honestly though how much did girls pick on you growing up?

>>86798926
Nice guard loser

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>>86803607
form is fine

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>>86798926
>a woman
>kicking my ass

>>86803607
Why are you talking like you know anything about fighting when you clearly don't? As someone who has trained for years I can tell you her form is surprisingly good.

>>86799226

Followthrough you dumb bitch. Put your shoulders into it. It's not a slap fight.

>>86803607
Do people say this everytime?

>>86798926
>that roid gut

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>>86799194
So that's who Buffscale based his Piper on

>>86799309
????
She's obviously in the process of a power punch. I'm guessing you're less than a month in on MMA?

>>86799194
Could you describe what it would be like?

>>86803607
In basic punching I'd give that form a C+
Not bad, not good, just average.

>>86804502
Kinda cute when she's not acting like a whore

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>>86799185
DID SOMEONE SAY FRIDGE?

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>>86803869
me in the back

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>>86804744
Were any of you guys bullied by girls at school?

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>>86798926

>>86802688
Eh, Lupita Nyongo isn't that strong

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>>86805028

>>86804923
>be quiet shyfag
>average weight and appearance
>get passed note that gril I don't really know likes me
>I ignore it
>group of grils I don't really know giggle when I walk by the next few days
>sometimes say "anonette likes you, anon" while giggling
>ignore them
>eventually gril I don't know comes up to me
>"hey anon I just want to tell you that my friends were joking I hope that's okay haha"
>yeah okay
if that counts

>>86799457
dude, thats the 'cameltoe' of the foam stuff she's using

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Death by snu snu

>>86801602
why is she kicking the sun?

Caity Lotz

https://youtu.be/V5IPPnPVRIU

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>>86805281
tfw the guy got paid to get choked by her thighs, probably did 20 takes before they got it right too

>>86799161
Post the shopped version.

>>86805104
I don’t get why girls think this is funny

>>86804858
For a girl I think it's pretty damn good. It's not an ideal angle to judge (footwork is very important) but she keeps her guard up and her punches are straight. Most guys don't get one of those things right, if not both.

>>86805307
They're having a fight to see what is the hottest thing in the Universe.

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>>86805281
>>86805365

the wachowski boys

>>86799584
unf

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>>86804309

This. She literally has better form than Ronda Rousey. Surprising as fuck.

It's probably because she lost her virginity to SuperChad Sage and he taught her some shit about heeming.

>>86802269
She never fought in the UFC, and she was too fat and lazy to make weight for most of her fights in lower orgs then got heem'd into the shadow realm by Cyborg. That being said I would DESTROY her vagina with my genitals.

>>86798926
>putting all her weight on her front foot
>no guard
Bitch would get knocked the fuck out by any competent fighter

>>86799584
First actual fighter in the thread, damn.

>>86805771
>he said while slowly sinking into his own fat folds coated in cheeto dust

>>86799410
that looks horrible for your lower back

>>86800464
When you look at her hairline you get weirded out, just try it

>>86806183
it isn't
it's a well utilized exercise in the powerlifting world

>>86803869
>dat guy in the back doing some meme lunge-lateral raise
>whatever the fuck she's doing
seriously, is that some troll gym, where PTs make bets who convinces clients to do more retarded shit?

>>86806162
>projecting
I spend 3 days a week training motherfucker.

>>86798926
why there is no female punching dummy? that's racist.

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>>86798926
>ITT: Actresses that you would pay to kick your ass

>>86806275
>being triggered this easily

Even if I believed you I wouldn't give a shit.

>>86805771
>>86806275

I assure you we're all very impressed.

>>86804906
>Watch it Nazis!!
>The #SwoleLeft is coming for you!!

>>86805561
whoa that's weird

how did he get so much air

>>86798926
>Bob
Is she finally fed with bobbyposting?

>>86805438
It's a power trip for them, that's why they do it.

>>86806464

Chads have natural powers from birth so they can do stuff like that. It's what makes permavirgins say they get wizard powers at 30 so funny to us because we secretly already have them and permies never will.

>>86806224
I don't see what's wrong with her hairline.

I could never be beaten by a woman at anything, even sucking cocks, I would jam them right down my throat faster than any woman could. Heterosexually of course.

>>86806560
>we
oh boy

>>86804923
Kinda. There was this tomboy that loved to fight the guys in class. Then her parts started growing, and after some grappling later she decided it was time to stop.

>>86806715

Get in my guard, bro.

>>86806745
looks like I'm already in

>>86806785

If you were in my guard you would know it, because I would be turning you into a pretzel and you would be rock hard from how handsome and amazing I am.

>>86804902
BHAHAHAHA

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>>86804923
wish I was

>>86804902

That bitch should play Spongebob in the live action movie. All they need is a little yellow paint and it's done.

>>86798926
>leading with the right
>throwing a jab way out of range
>left doesn't know what it's doing
>open posture

I felt autistic pointing this stuff out but come on

>>86799584
Dick status: muh

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>>86798926
>strong woman tries to punch me
>fist stops a good arm's length in front of my face every time

WOMEN IN CHARGE OF BEATING MY ASS

>>86806992
>acting like you understand it from watching sports anime

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>>86807046
>It's a /reddit9k/ LARPs post

>>86800388
>>86800464
>she will never force me to the ground and violently dominate and rape me

>>86806992
It's weird that people expect people who are learning to be immediately good at it

>>86800388

The only thing a belt is good for is holding up your pants.

Oh, and tying her hands to the bedpost so she can't get away while you do that thing that makes you feel like a God.

>>86806274
jesus, I think you just gave me a new dream job.

>>86807157
The belt is used to keep the jacket closed, the pants just have strings to make it fit.

>>86804906
Good form.

>>86804906
>the lifty lefty

>>86800388

>built like a stick
>3 black belts

something doesnt really add up here

>>86804923
>be 13 years old in school
>it's carnival in Germany (Fat Thursday, apparently)
>women are allowed to do stupid shit like cut off ties in offices etc
>three older girls, maybe 15 years old run around with lipstick at break time
>painting older guys faces and what not
>standing in the hallway just looking at what they are doing
>the cutest one (their leader) turns to me
>let's get that one, he's kind of cute / sweet
>the actual word was süß
>they run towards me, push me in a corner and kiss me with lipstick on
>don't know how to react, just kind of try to get away
>mix of frightened and weirdly aroused
>bell rings, break is over
>they run away giggling
>left standing there baffled, with a weird boner, lipstick kissmarks on my face

still don't know how i feel about that whole thing. I was 13 so I wasn't really aware of sexuality I guess. Had the weirdest boner and had to hide it going back into my class.

>>86807951
thats how it is

shes been training since she was 7 or someshit

shes opened several schools for karate or what ever she does

>>86799161
post the JoJo's one

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>>86808273
MUDADA

>>86804906
How can he have such a fat face and still be so skinny? That's some shit genetics

>>86805628
no shame in getting heemd by what is basically a man at this point. seriously how the fuck has cyborg not been completely outed at this point, shes sweating testosterone

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>>86807951
you can get a black belt for memorizing a series of movements. it's just a dedication signal

>>86808550
what the fuck am i watching

>partial arts

kek

>>86806183
You might be retarded, that's literally the best glute exercise you can do.

>>86805281
this make me so horny

>>86806274
Does anyone have that /fit/ greentext about that guy who became a PT in Portland, Oregon?

>Anon becomes PT in Oregon
>Wants to fuck with liberals
>Tells them to do dumb shit like jumping on top of dumbbells and balancing on them
>Has them grab 2lb dumbbells and windmill their arms around like giant cooling fans
>Makes them run with their hands raised straight up like they're cheering on a roller coaster
>Eventually he finds out one of his clients opened their own gym based on his workouts

It was just a few days ago, and I really hope someone screenshotted it because I've never laughed so hard in my entire life.

>>86809271
why are people stupid enough to listen to such bullshit?

>>86808418
FtM trans

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>strong women

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>>86804923
>be fat middleschooler
>would be fine if there were other nerds or something
>instead live in a farm town with 30 people in my class
>all low-mid class wheat farmers
>shoved, pushed, bullied for years
>decide to just read and shut it all out for four years straight
>finally move and go to high school
>make friends the first day and everything is better, just took me a while to open up more


Man middle school sucked, but being in hickville made it worse by 1000x

Fags would take my books and shit, stuff things in my locker. Pissed me off.

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>>86799584
She was the best (and only good) part of Deadpool

>>86807951
>>86808550
If you're training at a Mcdojo, then all you would need is to pay for it.

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>>86808119
something similar happened to me

>last day of school for the 10th grade ( I was in the 6th or so) also in germany
>walking to school
>suddenly weird dressed girls circle around me as I reach the entrance
>a qt with long hair kisses me on the lips and runs away
>stand there completely BTFO mentally before a bunch of dudes drag me into a corner, hold me down and write with permanent marker eyebrows and swastikas on my head and shower my pants with water

>>86810701
If only she could act.

>>86799161
why does this girl always get memed up?

>>86810859
because she's a literal abomination even before all the shops

>>86810701
i dunno man, i liked that teenage little shit. she was thick and hot

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>>86810859
Same reason Emma Watson gets sometimes memed on
>cute as a kid
>turned into a woman with a weird, unappealing body-shape
>keeps shilling her questionable political views

damn women without any children are dangerous

>>86807094
Life is pain

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>>86801602
More.

>>86804906
I'd like to see him snap those chicken legs on a leg press

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>>86811843
Me in the back

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Olivia Munn

>>86812560
Sauce please

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>>86811938
I can't believe how much I want to be dominated by this woman or any woman with a martial arts background really.

>>86804923
>>86805104
I never got physically bullied in senior high school (I was tall), but boy were some of the girls bitches to me.
Half the girls would not even acknowledge my existence, and the others would just be so mean to me for no reason.

I was always told to respect women, and it didn't really click with me that girls could be assholes too until I was 15/16. I actually did think that bullying was something only guys did to each other, I really did think that girls were all best friends with each other.

>>86799584
Yeah. I'd like to see her try with my thumb up her ass.

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>>86804864

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>86799584

Don't post my wifu, anon.

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>>86804902

>Ke$ha is telling friends her eating disorder was caused by her very own music producer Dr. Luke -- claiming he bashed her weight and even called her a big, fat refrigerator ... TMZ has learned.

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>>86799584

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>>86810859
chloe the fridge

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>>86810859
>>86813346

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Does it count if they could do it because you'd let them?

>>86804923

Yeah, knocked the fuck out of the head bitch #YOLO

>>86813227
Well he is a doctor.

>>86813265
she's just bulking

want musclefuu

>>86799410
Such a meme lift. I swear I only see numales and cardio bunnies doing this in my gym. Absolutely embarrassing, /p h a m b/.

>>86799410
>that cameltoe
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>86805281
>>86805365
FUCKING SOURCE

She missed the dummy by a foot. I think I'll be ok.

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imagine posting million year old pics of this fat hag and thinking she is still ufc fit

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>>86806785

>>86813849

learn to read a fucking filename

>the.sinner.s01e02.1080p.web.x264-tbs.mkv_snapshot

>>86813744
My dick is bulking

>>86813962
WHAT THE FUCK

>>86799095
>Not with that stance and form.
Things a faggot might say.

>>86805280
He's a foamosexual.

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>>86804790
>power punch
just like in my animes!

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Kiki has a black belt in Taekwondo

Beatuy and brawn; this classy lady has it all

>>86815652
>taekwondo
imagine mcdojo karate but with 0 physical effort required, not even a token effort

taekwondo is literally worse than nothing

>>86804309
shut the fuck up retard, she couldnt win a fight against a cat with that retarded shitty flailing

>>86808323
smb do a jotaro version

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>>86804923
>quiet and shy who hung around other nerds.
>chav girl starts talking mad shit to me, slaps me, scratches me etc since I didnt let her copy my answers in class
>walk away from it. just bear it.
>chav girl gets her bf and his friends to jump me and my friends
>little do they know my nerdy friends all worked out and did boxing.
It was a good day, afterwards we cleaned up and played vidya all day and night.
However they all grew out of games come Uni. other than the hit AAA game and become more like chads with successful careers in chemical engineering, law, architect while I still post on anime imageboards.
I feel happy reminiscing days like that but feel like shit afterwards for not doing anything with my life other than doing Uni. again in what looks like a MSc in Unemployment.
inb4 not your blog

>>86807346
Shit form
That's not how you use a smith machine

Feels like I'm back on tv tropes. What is it with you autists and your desire for a girl to kick "your ass" (it's always specifically "your" ass)?

>>86800464
OOPS I DROPPED MY MAGNUM XL CONDOM

>>86798926
I would do terrible things to her.

>>86805104
>Anonette
Kek

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>>86804923
Yeah, but not by the sort of cute girls you're daydreaming about being bullied by.
One girl who had to repeat the year in our class just infected all the other girls (used to get along with them pretty well before) with her bad behavior. They thought she was the coolest because she was older, had piercings, punk hair and talked back to teachers. So they followed her lead like dumb sheep and started emulating her look on top.
I wasn't their only target but being the small nerdy guy made me perfect for practicing and making the rest of the flock give it a shot without consequences.
Among other things, I had my stuff thrown out the window/into the toilet, been locked up in classrooms, pushed around a bit. I didn't get riled up so they got bored and moved on quickly.

She really knew her shit though, took the alpha dog role and managed to manipulate everyone to do her bidding. Gotta respect that. Thankfully she worked through her frustrations after a year or so and we actually became friends in the end (and oddly enough bonded over One Piece?)

>>86804923
No, I went to an all male school.

>>86816700
I want her to kick the fuck of me

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>>86804923
When I was in afterschool "daycare" i would tie girls up with jump ropes and taunt them. I would also sit behind girls with long hair and stick it in my moth to suck on. I was a real scamp in my youth.

>>86799584

Her father and uncle own the three biggest casinos in downtown Reno NV. I spoke to her a couple of times when I was working there (Aura) as a bartender. She's a total flirt and a huge bitch to the cocktail waitresses.

>>86803869
>>86804309
ITT Stiff punching betas who always miss their sucker punches and then proceed to get their shit pushed in by someone twice their size.

>my internet dick also tells me these are also the 30 somethings i bully in the gym

>>86806992
looks more like a sword and shield technique than a hand to hand one. makes more sense if you consider she might be practicing without the sword and shield.

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>>86798926

>>86817579
Ok good point

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>>86799161

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>>86816700

>>86804906
>half squat
>a smith machine
>probably on an estrogen cycle

>>86813776
it's not a meme. I'm not gonna lie, it looks like a bitch lift, but it is a great movement.
youtube.com/watch?v=-E4ksVh89C4

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>>86813776
what do you have against cardio bunnies man

their workout is no less valid than yours

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>>86804923
When I was in middle school there were these three girls in my gym class
>one tall nice and buxom
>one fat and mean
>one redhead who was crazy
they would always pick on me because I was short and cute (people said I looked like Justin Bieber), tackle me, wrestle me, push my face in between the tall one's tits. I let it all happen of course because it was the only contact with girls I had in those years.

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>>86798926
What is this exercise called?

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>>86798926
The Ultimate Fighter was a reality TV show.
Reality TV shows feature scripted segments aka acting.
Gabi Garcia was on The Ultimate Fighter.
Thus, Gabi Garcia is an actress.

>>86799194
I want to shove my dick into her arm pit so bad

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meanwhile in reality

>>86799161
DIOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>86799226
>right left
>right left
>right left
she'll get sucked

>>86804923
wouldn't say bullied, would get slapped pretty often for cheeky comments though, was pretty hot desu

>>86819979
the sneed and feed

>>86804744
It really irritates me that he doesn't just deck at least one of these little cunts.

>>86813962
Absolute mommy tier, my fetish

>>86799584
Please triangle choke the shit out of me while i sniff your sweaty vulva

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B I E L
I
E
L

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>>86799410

there is not a single woman in the world that could kick my ass singlehandedly

>>86805561
Lul, this was the dana connor prototype that didnt lift up, both lost in the same shape, choked by better and more complete fighters

>>86819466
Man fuck that dood.

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>>86818770

>>86799410
>ywn be pegged by Rey

>>86804744
>Girls
>There're also two dudes in there, one even kicks him
I think he was more afraid of them

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>>86821015

>>86798926
None. I already fought with a local black belt and I was disappointed. I gotta admit that I used to fight quite often in the street and I'm 6'4 and muscular.

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>>86798926
Oh really? I'll GET YOU with my death bag!

>>86820137
That's a fucking monster

>>86813265
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

ITT: Skinnyfat nerds pretend to be experts in all forms of unarmed combat to impress other skinnyfat nerds

>>86820137
>Female

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>>86822703
Anyone else feel like being skinnyfat is even worse than being fat or more than fat. Like you're just on the precipice of being normal yet you're just out of reach and it makes it seem worse who with me senpaitachi

>>86822790
Nothing is worse than being straight up fat. Nothing.

>>86799161
You guys really fucked up her career

>>86814770
>Things a faggot might say.
Something a guy who doesn't know how to throw a punch would say. She would have absolutely zero power if that even connected.

>>86804923

Yeah, three girls. They once tried to pull my trousers down at school, we were kind of hidden away. I was too young to even enjoy it.

>Women
>Fighting

kek. It's cute how in the 21st century they think they are equal.

>>86821027

The problem is even if she hit you it would be like being hit by a small male child. You could simply run through her punches as they land on you, pin her to the ground and beat the ever loving shit out of her.

>>86822906
Wrong. Being a gay homosex faggot is a lot worse.

>>86799161
is this shopped???

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>>86821480
Dont worry, were working on that psyop

>>86808550
>street fighter 5 hit detection

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>>86804923
>tfw you were the bully
I was pretty vicious as a kid/teen. Nothing physical, but I must have given a lot of girls life long complexes with the way I would go at them for things like their weight or other imperfections. It wasn't just limited to the girls mind you, I would bully anyone who gave me ammo. I've since come to find out some of the guys I bullied hard for being faggots actually were faggots. I feel bad about it all now, I made a lot of people's life a living hell for my own amusement.

>>86824138
Why are you such an asshole?

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>>86798926
TOM
PLATZ
OF
ABS

>>86823428
No

>>86799226
I'm not sure what's worse the form or that socks on her hands wrapping

>>86808550
kek how are these people possibly keeping a straight face

>>86799161
KONO DIO DA

>>86824322
I don't know. I relentlessly bullied my brother and sister as well our entire childhood/teens. Even though I feel bad about it in retrospect and am a genuinely kinder person today, if I'm ever given a reason I will lay into someone and get a sick enjoyment from it. One girl tried to actually kill herself because I was so mean to her.

>>86819466
W H O

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>>86805561
>He name is Sage Northcutt and he hails from Katy, Texas

more biel /fit/ webms plss

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>>86804902

Fucking revolting

>>86821027
yea no, that's some weak shit

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>>86825583
I got you anon.

>>86825793

I'm not normally into pegging but I would totally take it from Biel

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>>86825793
>ywn have a qt playful Biel choke you from behind whilst she fucks you with her footpussy
I fucking hate Justin Timberlake so much

>>86825793
too bad about that horse face yikes

>>86826409
too bad about you being a faggot

>>86806455
What this^ guy said.
But still ur a fat nugger eating basement dweller

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>>86813192

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>>86817171

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>>86824561
>socks
What? Those are Prolast wraps.

>>86804923
>girls
>show me any attention

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>>86810934
negasonic teenage warhead

>>86804902
WHAT

>>86801602
Jenna Haze?

>>86799584
>female fighter
>huge tits

explain this

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>>86823131
c..continue

>>86808521
I think the bigger issue is that Cyborg was using an elaborate pussy-insert system to beat the piss tests for years and likely only beat Carano because she was more roided out than her washed up husband ever was.

Any of them between the ages of 16 and 70 could kick my ass.

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>>86824048

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>>86828180
>they stole Cannonball's powers and gave them to a Z-list character
>she was cooler in 7 minutes of screentime than Cannonball was in 40 years of comics

>>86811843
Where the hell is she? It looks like Ariel Castro got her.

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>>86830846
I'm pretty sure she did this for a fetish site.

>>86816700
The best part of this is the little sigh she does when she finished the lift. I urge you to find the video, she will haunt your dreams.

>>86802210
P-penis toes?

>>86831680
Toes that shoot hot loads of cummies into your mouth when you suck on them.

>>86804744
Damn, leave that lil' nigga alone, cunts.

>>86819979
Looks like stretches, you fucking retard.

>>86804309
t. cuck

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>>86798926
I'm a huge pussy and I really doubt any actresses could beat me up.

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Jessie Graff is a stunt woman who has black belts in kung fu and taekwondo

>>86826409
hang yourself piece of shit faggot

>>86832595
Belt systems in traditional Kung Fu are different than Japanese martial arts. Someone claiming to have a Black Belt in Kung Fu is often a red flag for a bullshitter or just some participation award-giving McDojo

>>86799270
my nigga, what is wrong with you?

>>86824138
Don't worry nobody even remembers you.

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No Katheryn Winnick?

>She began training in martial arts at age seven, and obtained her first black belt at 13.[4] By age 21, she had started three martial arts schools.[4]

POST /fit/ PICS DAMNIT

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>>86833541
You missed half the thread senpai

>>86804923
Yes, in middle school. Sat between 2 girls who liked to pick on me in art class. Call me ugly because I had acne, and retard because I didn't want to draw them. They would sometimes ruin my drawings when I'd step out to go to the bathroom.

>>86826409
kys

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>>86833587

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>>86826960

>>86816700
I bet $500 she has been blacked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH7b6j0XLvg

>>86808418
If that isn't a genetic female I'm fucking homo. It has birthing hips.

>>86804923
I mean, I was unpopular and got made fun of by a few of the popular kids consistently only one girl bullied me though. Fuck Laci,

>>86820184
>reality
>posts entertainment wrestling
what did he mean by this?

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>>86832595
Another stuntwoman with multiple black belts, Chloe Bruce. Either one would destroy me (not that I'm complaining)

Unless these girls have some wrestling, judo, or jiu jitsu background I guarantee I could destroy them.

>>86801602
Why do I find gis attractive?

martial arts are for children

>>86810934
this

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>>86803920
either you dont have one, or you're too fat for her to reach around and kick it.

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>>86798926
Ronda.

>>86798926
>bladed stance.
>overextended punch.
>head as unprotected as braless tit.

I think I'll be fine anon.

>>86798926
I'd let her. She needs to wear the Tauriel costume with ears whilst doing it.

>>86804744
Please, please, PLEASE tell me that this turned out in the kid's favor somehow.

>>86804776
i want to know im the only other anon to understand you fellow /fog/ goer

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>>86840534
She'll make you wear the Tauriel costume, man

>>86804902
Bullshit.

>>86804744
lets face it... white men are weak. a nigga would have put thoem in their place

>>86833541
but could she beat five swarthy arabs?

>>86841247
>two hands
>mouth
>ass
>cunt
yes, simultaneously in fact

>>86834053
source

>>86799584
She's really not that attractive anymore, guess she's aging poorly and sparred/fought too much with tons of hits to the face.

If they had grabbed her 10 years ago she would have been a great Wonder Woman. Just get her some acting lessons. (Gadot wasn't particularly good at acting either)