ITT: times you acted like Jack reacher >called up pizza hut

ITT: times you acted like a viral marketer

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I already forgot what Jack Loser was even about, like who this guy again?

>>86770357
>implying pizza hut needs help from NEETS

>answer cell phone
>"you think im a hero? i am not a hero...I'm a drifter with nothing to lose"
>"i mean to beat you to death and drink your blood from a boot"
>"and if I even think you've hurt her, I disappear. And if you're smart that should scare you, because I'm in your blind spot..and I have nothing better to do"
>mom knocks on the wall and tells me to keep it down
>put phone down
>it was a telemarketer who hung up half a minute ago

>>86770636
kek
Better than OPs

First Jack Reacher movie was great. Interesting style, substance, a breath of fresh air.

Second movie was the most ridiculous, boring, cliche tripe imaginable, made worse by stronk womyn

>>86771103
kill yourself

>>86770326
>Call pizza hut from payphone and order my pizza
>Guy begins speaking after I tell him what I want
>Immediately slam the phone down and hang up
>Pick up payphone again, call pizza hut

I passive-agressively shut down sluts coming onto me at bars

Am I gonna have to watch the movie to participate in this may may

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>>86770636
I shouldn't laugh because my throat is red-raw from sucking obscene amounts of cock, but god damn it, this made me laugh.

>>86771362
Yes
Basically he is sherlock+bourne.
Intelligent like him in solving crimes and fights like bourne.

>>86771773
This

>>86770326
>forgot where i kept my boxers and tried recalling what i did whole day
>later found out i was wrong all along and i wear briefs like a normal man