Joffrey edition
old >>86766496
The rape, Sansa...
>>86768009
COME 'ERE YOU FUCKER
A PREGNANT TARGERYAN WHOOOOOOOORE AT THE HEAD OF A DOTHRRRRRAKI HOOOOOOORDE USING KINGSWOOD BOOOOAAAAAAAAAARS TO PILLAGE RENLY'S MASQUERADES AND BAAAAAAAAAAAAALLS WHILE THAT HONOURABLE FOOL IS HEADING TO THE NOOOOOOOOORTH, LANCEL GIVE ME WINE I WANT MOOOOOOOOOOORE, GODS I WAS STROOOOOOOOONG.
>>86768029
it was so hot
>>86768044
YOU GOT FAT.
>>86768060
N-NED
>>86768009
I feel sorry for Jack Gleeson :(
He is so cute
>>86768009
MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE BOOOOOOOOOAR ITS REAL
>>86768009
>>86768009
I want Joffrey to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
>>86768076
NO, YOU WHOAREEEEEEE!
dany
>>86768009
Did he have the right idea?
>establish royal army
>centralize kingdom
>end feudalism
SOMEONE START LANCELPOSTING BEFORE I PISS MESELF
WHERE DO BOARS GO?
And Sunspear?
>>86768098
Isn't he a priest now or something
The two guards who told Arya to fuck off are banging Sansa
First for Rhaegar, filler of Northern whores, Chadprince of Westeros, Breaker of Hymens and Cucker of Stags
More wine, your grapes?
>>86768130
off the table
??
>>86768044
I want Bronn to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
>>86768009
>Season 7
>The Night King arrives in Kings Landing
>Raises Joffrey from the dead
>Joffrey kills Cersei
Screencap this
I GOT THE BOOAAAAAAARRRRR PREGNANT!
who was in the wrong here?
.....
agghh...
>>86768146
>ChadPrince
>Gets Obliterated by BBW (BIG BOBBY WARHAMMER)
IS THAT HOW YOU TALK TO YUR KING HUH?
>>86768052
I want Bobby to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
>>86768163
CAT THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR
>>86768156
>Bran is Night King
>Bran is younger brother
>Bran is V A L O N Q A R
>>86768163
>Aegon: Just came here to give my best wishes to my cousin, Bran
>Catenig: REEEEEEE
>>86768146
>rekt in 1v1 combat by robert "the booooar" baratheon
>>86768163
>Your husband brings home a bastard
>You're supposed to raise it and love it
*cums inside Lyanna*
>>86768060
QI want Ned to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
>>86768163
Catelyn easily.
this is now an aggh threAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH
>>86768177
AGGHH, UNPLUG ME
IT HURTS, DAVOS
SAVE ME...
SHE BELONGED WITH ME IN THE FIIIEEEEEELDS
NEEEEEEEEED
>>86768211
>BLOCKS YOUR PATH
BRING ME MOOOOOOOOOOORE WINE STRETCHER
Ned, you have a daughter, I have a cock, let's join our houses.
>>86768225
I WILL SAVE YOU UNCLE
>>86768107
I want CIA to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
>>86768163
Catelyn.
I VILL DRINK FROM UR SKULL TARGARYEN WHORE
>>86768240
*blocks your wine*
>>86768225
aggh, it hurts!
>>86768125
I want Tywin to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
>>86768198
>rekt bobbys wifes vagina in their 1v1 with his massive dragon dick
I think we need the episode 7 before we lose our minds
I like how now that the show is fucking mindless brainless garbage that /tv/ is treating this show like it should be, spamming useless and arguably hilarious shitposts with no meaningful discourse
>>86768210
she loves her husband and hated the bastard, where is the logic in that? also its common knowledge ned and robert were lovers, and she didnt hate robert either
It's called making the 8.
>>86768143
I want Sansa to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
HE WAS A BIG BOAR
>>86768296
So you're saying you need episode 7 before you piss yourself?
Why don't they use White Walker weapons? Would they work against them?
AGHH
SAVE ME BOBBY
>>86768225
I want Stannis to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
>>86768296
The leaks have taken all suspense out of the show. /got/ has nothing to look forward to so it turns on itself and allows itself to be consumed by the Bobby.
>>86768337
UNNNCLLLLLLEEEEEE
>>86768300
>episode 2
>"fuck yeah hahaha go euron fuck Dany lmao great season!!"
>episode 6
>"G...garbage show!! Fuck this!!"
/got/, take a bump
>>86768359
I want him to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
GODS I WAS STRONG
>>86768238
Arggghhh! Too soon! You have awoken me too soon, Davos! What is the meaning of this intrusion?
>These wight infidels m'lord, they have invaded your kingdom and seek to steal your subjects!
Fool! You have allowed these zombies to run rampant through the hallowed fields of my kingdom? Now you lead them to my very smithy? You have failed me, Onion Knight! Justice shall be mete, indeed.
>Ahhhh save me Jon!
Now for YOU, wights. Boldly you sought the power of Baratheon. Now you shall see it... first hand!
>>86768368
>/tv/ is one person
Did Margaery have sex with her crown on?
What would Jon Snow name be if Rhaegar named him?
>>86768391
I want Margaery to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
>>86768367
DAMN BASTARD AGGGGH
>>86768368
quiet woman
>>86768390
>/tv/
So Aerys didn't object at all to having the youngest, least experienced kingsguard left solo to protect him? He was fine with Based Barry and Dayne?! fucking off elsewhwere? I get that Jaime was supposed to be his hostage but it's pretty fucking dumb to agree to being guarded by a man who's dad now probably hates you.
How can people believe in the Seven when they haven't performed anything of note but R'hllor time and time again has proven his existence?
>>86768390
yes, it's all me
>>86768397
Jeff.
>>86768300
>>86768368
DABID!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???
>>86768397
I want Jon to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
>>86768305
>also its common knowledge ned and robert were lovers
BRING ME THE NED STRETCHER
>>86768449
THE SHOOOOOOOOOW IS SHIT
>>86768427
>flaming swords are proof a god exists
what a simpleton
LET THE BODIES HIT THE...
>>86768420
He was off his head by that point, I doubt he even knew where he was.
>>86768420
He was mad at the time, he thought that burning lords from the biggest and most powerful houses was a good idea.
there probably wont be leak right :( ?
>>86768473
The lord of light literally resurrects people nigga there's hardly any power higher than that
>>86768420
Aerys requested Jaime himself.
>>86768397
Boar.
>>86768474
BOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRR
>>86768474
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
>>86768500
I want Aerys to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
>show is shit!!
>b...but please leak the episode already!! :3
BOAR THEM ALL
BOAR THEM ALL
BOAR THEM ALL
>>86768397
>implying there is any possible timeline where Rhaegar survives long enough to see his son born
>>86768537
/tv/ is one person
>>86768427
why is clegane in a wheelchair?
>>86768159
Your grace, that's the whooooore!
The whore, the whore! All black and brown and smells like a boar!
MANCE RAYDER IS RHAEGAR
>>86768151
What the fuck is the West March region with Golden Tooth marked as a capital? Who lords there?
LANCEL LANNISTERS
GODS WHAT A STRONG NAME
W-WHY W-WON'T A-ANYONE HE- HE-
AGGGGH
why the fuck hasn't there been a good sex scene yet???
so far only dickless robot man has gone down on the black chick
are they saving all the steam for the finale on the boat?
AND WHERE THE FUCK IS GHOST???
just have the wolf die or something
>>86768580
legs are cunts
>>86768598
boar wine, your grace?
>>86768595
I want Mance to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
>>86768537
its called hate wathcing, its what intelligent people do with got
>>86768617
more grace, your boar?
>>86768604
I'M COMIN' STANNIS
>>86768420
He ordered all the Kingsgaurd out of the city. He kept jaime as a hostage to keep tywin from doing anything, same as he kept Elia Martell and the targaryen babies.
will there be arya and jon reunion in ep7 ?
>>86768494
>thoros and melissandre speak some fancy words and people come back from the dead
>rhllor did it
could be the old gods answering the prayers
>>86768612
Well Emilia Clarke for one has refused to show any more skin in the show whatsoever.
Lena Headey used a body double when it came time for her scene.
In all honesty, it's the same problem as Black Sails. Plenty of sex in the 1st season to lure you into the show, and then later it captivates you with the story.
I'm not saying GoT captivates anyone except the normiest of the normies today but you get the point
>>86768617
G O D S
O
D
S
>>86768635
*COOMIN
>>86768644
No. Season 7 ends for Jon on the boat back to White Harbour. So S08E01 at best
I followed you into bed. Twice. Without doubts, without second thoughts. But I will not follow you now. The Robert I grew up with didn't tremble at the shadow of a BOAR.
AAAAARGHHHHHHH SAVE ME BOAAR!!!!
>>86768631
Sure thing buddy
GENDRY MY NEPHEW YOU MUST HELP HOTPIE WITH HIS GRAVY
WE CANNOT SKIP OUT ON THE GRAVY AAAHHHHHHH
>>86768654
Fuck off you retarded nord they literally call for the lord of light in their prayers
>>86768644
I want Arya to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
>>86768376
GODS I WAS OVER
>>86768567
>implying that wasnt just someone else with Glamour rubies
>>86768688
*teleports behind you*
>>86768690
AND MY HAMMER
If the Lord of Light is so great why didn't he rez Thoros when the group came out of combat?
>>86768742
GODS I WAS THOROS
>>86768742
because thoros was the red priest
Rise Robbyposters
You have served /got/ long and faithfully.
Every man and woman owes you thanks, but it is time to put aside your Robbyposting and Uuuaaggg.
It is time to rest and look back with pride on your many years of shitposting
>>86768739
I want Gendry to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
>>86768742
Thoros was the one doing all the ressurecting
>>86768742
Thoros died of cold. Even the flame could not save a freezing man.
>>86768739
>Thumbnail
GODS WHAT A RETARD
hear my boar
>>86768766
Beric is a paladin though he has a rez spell
>>86768775
GODS HE WAS COLD
>>86768742
Thoros was the rezzer, they had a shitty raid comp, too many dps warriors and only one rez
>>86768163
Ned for never telling Cat that Jon isn't her husband's son
And Harrenhal?
>>86768768
START THE SHITPOSTING BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>>86768768
Anon
Robbyposting is a sworn brotherhood.
Our vows are taken for life only banns release us of our sacred trusts.
>I really love Cersei. I go to bed with her when I’m filming, and I don’t stop thinking about her. Ever.
Lewd.
>>86768786
>>86768163
M-more Rickon, your sister?
>>86768768
I want Cersei to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
>>86768821
>tfw been bobbyposting for days but 0 bans
>>86768805
FOR YOU
>>86768768
EVEN NOW I COULD SHITPOST THROUGH THE FIVE OF YOU LIKE CARVING A WHORECAKE
>>86768805
I SHUBBOZHE.....
>>86768768
next time some relative of yours announces her pregnancy, please use the appropriate reply: the hooooooooooooore is pregnant
HOTPIE I NEEED MMYYY GRAVVVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>86768843
CAREFUL ANON CAREFUL
IM COMING UNCLE
>The Usurper, Robbyposters
>The Usurper, Jonerys Posters
>The Usurper, Jaimeposters
/got/ is mine by rights.
While the Bobbyposting is only occasionally hilarious when its OC, its usually cringy AF. Still, it BTFO of branposting scum and jonerysposting fanboys, so Bobbyposting is a-OK in my book!
>>86768843
MAKE /GOT/ BOAR AGAIN
>>86768850
>>86768821
>>86768768
These are actual quality Robbyposting
GODS I WAS STRONG
G
O
D
S
>>86768305
Because Ned didn't keep his kids with Robert around.
>>86768868
I want Melisandre to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
>>86768875
>>86768885
GODS HE WAS FUCKING MY LOVE BACK THEN
BRING ME THE DEPRESSION STRETCHER
>>86768850
top lel
>>86768868
>implying Stannis wouldn't follow his OLDER brother to the ends of the earth
Bobbyposting is the only thing that beats Stannisposting
>tfw no reek to make you stew
>>86768868
AAAAGHHHHH SAVE ME USURPER
>>86768874
it seems to be the effective weapon against jonerys posting. anything but jonerys, jon or danyposting
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>86768850
Dany, did I ever tell you about the Kingsguard?
I was a member of them for years, until not long after Bobby was killed by a boar. He was a good pig. Gods I could carve!
F A T ?
A
T
?
>>86768874
branposting was terrible faggotry
BRING ME THE ARSE STRETCHER
>>86768906
I want Reek to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
>>86768919
*harp solo*
>>86768919
GODS I WAS DEAD BACK THEN
AAAAHRRRRGGHHG NEEEEEEEEEED
help
>>86768450
That's not a very queenly thing to say, Dany
>>86768919
BOOAARRR is how I fall
Confusing WHOORE is real…
>>86768130
ANNE HARRON HOLL?
>>86768009
Can we ban all forms of Robert posting?
>>86768941
Will the show do the harp hidden in Lyanna's statue reveal?
JAMIE PICK UP
>>86768957
THE HAND WIPES, YOUR GRACE
>>86768975
It's the only good thing that came out of /got/ in months
Tyrion is actually a Targaryen.
No need to thank me.
>>86768978
I want Lyanna to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
>>86768133
He's like a historian or a linguist or something.
Studies hebrew IIRC.
>>86768917
>anything but jonerys, jon or danyposting
clearly you are new. Joneryspost is an art form when compared to the creepy branposting that plagued this general for years. Thank God Brans Bong genes finally kicked in
Was breaking every rib he had really enough vengeance for Bobby? I feel like he would hang draw and quarter Rhaegar
>>86768305
>also its common knowledge ned and robert were lovers
?????
>>86768998
No, but Jaime is
>>86768975
Fuck off
/got/ is and will always be a BARATHEON ONLY general
Jonerys fags/targshitters all need to leave
arry
>>86768975
BAN, IS IT?! IS THIS HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING??!!
>>86768998
Wowsers that's a brand new© theory anon! The key to the city is yours for sure
GODS I WAS BIG BACK THEN
The blood of the first Robbyposters flows as much through my keyboard and yours boi.
I fought cleganebowl posters for Harrenhalposters
I fought YAAAS QUEEN posters for you
We are kin, Robbyposters and Uuuaagh posters
Did they deserve what happened to them?
>jonerys fags actually believe their ship is the endgame of the series
>not realising the Song of Ice and Fire was in front of us the whole time
>>86768975
Ban this usurper before I piss myself!
>>86769022
>Ned thinking about Lyanna: a lovely maiden of 16
>Ned thinking about Cat: (never thinks about her)
>Ned thinking about Ashara: (never thinks about her)
>Ned thinking about young Robert: tall, broad shouldered, muscled, clean shaven and built like a maiden's fantasy
it fits
>>86768795
he could have used BoP on Thoros, too
Beric is a noob paladin
Enough.
If the dragon must have 3 heads and 2 of them are Danny and Jon while NK has the 3rd dragon does that mean Rhaegar actually survived and is the NK?
Does that mean Bobby must return to save us?
>>86768975
GODS WHAT A STUPID IDEA
>>86769080
Yes, they never should have been in power in the first place.
Faggots should've stuck to gardening.
>>86769106
I want Boar to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
>baratheons posthumously saving GoT "discussion"
Truly the best house
>>86769033
Seven blessings your grace.
All sinners are equal before the Gods.
Shouldn't Beric have dropped dead as soon as Thoros died?
>>86769015
He bested him in combat, not even drawing and quartering rhaegar would make up for the amount of creampies he put in lyannas pussy.
May the light of the Seven shine down upon all Bobby B posters. May the Mother's Mercy bless all aaghh.. posters.
I wish you good fortune in the BOOOOARS to come, friends
>>86768098
You just know.
>>86769070
good shit
>>86769003
bran "i'm the three eyed raven" stark is /ourguy/ anon, he went from cute jailbait to autistic neet virgin
>>86769138
Critizing D&D is now off the table
>>86769081
IT FITS
>>86769138
My theory is, the ONLY reason Beric is still alive, is to establish that Melisandre dying will not kill our beloved Jun Snuh.
Beric is done as fuck.
>>86768107
AND HARRENHALL?
>>86769070
This is the caliber of shitposting that /got/ needs right now
>>86768114
The way he wanted to do it was wrong.
The North would not turn on their families just because some cunt in a chair told them to.
>>86769138
If Thoros was a necromancer, yeah. Cleric's resurrect for real yo.
>>86769161
All criticism of GoT is just countered with either 'Stop nitpicking!' or 'Dude it's fantasy it doesn't have to make sense!'.
>>86769070
>>86769015
>killed him every night in his dreams
>still depressed
C U C K
nvr 4get that wen u feel happy or joi
that it will nevr last long
all tings xpiyre in the nd to sorrow and nothingness. all tings retrn to null.
>>86769180
OFF THE TABLE
JONERYS IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!!!
>>86768796
I laughed
This shit is so stupid
>I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself. I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers. Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Baaaaagghgggggghhhhhhh SAVE ME DAVOS
>>86769080
>be loyal and support stannis
>marry loras to shireen
It was that easy
anyone have that oc where jaime says something about jon and dany and bronn says "don't fucking say it"
>>86768863
I'M ROWING STANNIS
>>86769070
This is the kind of quality we actually need right now
>>86769161
>Critizing
>>86768183
The Chad way to go.
Killed by the man you cucked into starting a war.
>>86768788
>and who
>are you
>the proud boar said
>>86769138
its like you fucks have not been paying attention
Thoros always says that its not him that broughts Beric back but the Lord of Light therefore unless the Lord of Light dies then Beric still lives
>>86769206
But of course that excuse suddenly doesn't work when these same people claim there aren't enough black people portraying important roles.
So is Robb a military genius in the books like he is in the show?
aaarggh h-elp me d-dont let me d-die offscreen
>>86769070
where's mah sistah?
>>86769206
Daily reminder to turn your brain off./got/ clearly has
>>86768975
Careful, Ned, careful now!
>>86769268
>showfags actually believe in the Gods
>>86769282
NOH
>>86769236
>marry loras to shireen
Shireen is Stannis' heir.
The Baratheon line would continue through her in some kind of matrilineal marriage, should she be queen, and Loras wouldn't produce any.
Shireen should marryPatchface
>>86769282
noh
>>86769070
>I fought YAAAS QUEEN posters for you
You truly are a big guy
>>86769272
even moreso
>>86769273
brienne only hit the tree :^(
>>86769282
DID YOU HAVE TO AAGGHHH HER IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
>>86769255
I SHABBOZE YOU'LL BE WANTING MORE WINE, KING RAHBERT? NO? IT SHEEMSH YOUR LANISHTER FRIEND LANSHEL LANISHTER HASH RUN OUT? ITSH IMPORTANT TO ME THAT YOU SHUSHTANE YOURSHELF WITH SHOME REFRESHMENTSH. PERHAPSH YOU CAN REWARD ME BY PUTTING HARRENHALL... ON THE TAYBL?
>>86769321
And he's like only like 16? What a fucking beast.
What the best place to go to get actual discussion about the show and not just epin maymays and hilarious larping?
>>86769298
>the God of Tits and Wine isn't real
tips helmet
>>86769284
>just enjoy the cgi dragons haha enjoy jonerys lmao eat a pizza
fucking normie hooooooooooores
>>86769311
Anyway he would have been king.
Also Stannis should have proposed her to Trystane and win Dorne on his side
>>86769340
GODS WHAT A STUPID BANE
>>86769272
Yep. Shit at politics tho, but understandable. His mom was the better politician but whose flaw was she was a mother at war.
>>86769356
Unironically Reddit /r/asoiaf
>>86769284
The absolute state
>>86769356
>>86769391
He wasn't a military genius tho, he was just really good fighter
IS THIS HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING
>>86769284
>I don't like people complain about the show. What should I do? Oh, I know, I will complain about people complaining.
Genius
>>86769065
this is a spoiler image
LAAAAANCEEEEEEEEEL
SING ME THAT SONG I LIKE SO MUCH
THE BOOAAAR AND THE MAIDEN WHOOOORE
>>86769272
No, just surrounded by competent lords with war experience
>>86769354
He lost because he was shit at their political games. Had he kept his oath everything would have been fine.
He died because he was Ned Starks son.
>>86769237
No but
>>86768742
I want R'hllor to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.
>>86768009
I want Dany and Jon to get naked and fuck explicitly.
>>86769356
westeros.org
try finding out the mod irc, then you can discuss with gurm
>>86769354
yeah takes after his dear old daddy
I should probably point out though that another big part of his success besides just being that fucking good is that he ALSO gets help from the Blackfish, who is also a tactical genius. His direwolf also pretty much lets him fucking wreck steffron or whatever gods stupid name lannister by finding a path around the golden tooth to ambush him.
>>86769356
Reddit, your grace
>>86769443
THE BOAR THE BOAR AND THE STRETCHER FAIR
you want to assassinate a boar?
“When /got/ fell, Ser Jannie slew your robbyposting with a golden ban, and I wondered where you were.”
A BOAR OF GOLD
A BOAR OF RED
THE LIONS SHITS TONIGHT
>>86769272
>Robb
>Military genius
>didn't notice Roose is setting Northmen to lose
>Didn't tell Edmure his plan to draw mountain into their territory
NOH
>>86769451
No, he lost because Balon and Lysa are the world's biggest retards and because the Tyrells were power hungry whores.
>>86769469
>gum spends his days in irc instead of finishing the books
>>86769206
Repetitive defense for repetitive complaints.
>>86768474
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>86768397
Jontron
>>86768306
>making the 8
>7 kingdoms
are we shagging zombies too?
>>86769536
He banged a Wildling
>>86769536
>showfags can't into geography or counting
>>86769438
Not so funny when you know D&D and probably every writer with access to high budgets shape their work for those people.
This season has been so shit we're back to bobby.
>>86769513
Are you saying the wedding would have happened if he just fucked some side WHORE and not have felt honor bound to marry her after?
>>86769536
crownlands son
>>86769536
hello showpleb, your lack of nuance is showing
>>86769536
>what are the riverlands
>>86769430
He pulled off battlefield superiority over Tywin who had been fighting wars longer than Robb was alive, and Jaime who grew up on the knees of Rhaegar, Barristan and the White Bull. If Robb faced off against Stannis and won, Robb would be the undisputed superior commander in that war.
>>86769536
You also need to fuck a WHOORE from the Riverlands, stupid BOOARRR
>>86769215
I SHUPPOSE
SAVE ME STANNISS AAAHHHHHHH
>>86768563
>>86768306
Are there ID cards in westeros? How can you confirm that a WHORE is from where she says she is?
This is a massive oversight, almost as big as not yet knowing what the Night king's tax plan is
NOO I'M SHUPPOSE TO BE IN CHHHARGE HERE
>>86769588
>Never beat Tywin
>Beat Jaime with an ambush that he almost lost
>Beat a Lannister army still in training
Lol
>>86769670
I shuppose by the accent
>getting caught was part of his plan
what's his endgame
>>86769690
>Not a single Lannister objective taken militarily against the North
Ah the ameriblob pulls out his vietnam card
N-nani??
>>86769268
Shouldn't that also work the other way with The Great Other then?