/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

O, MY FORMICA NEN

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early ray

>>86733651
>5 Woody Woodpeckers
>5 Woodsmen

DEEPEST LORE

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>when you're filming a kino scene and Mark Frost walks in

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>>86733625
AAAAAAAAAAA

>>86733726
>no mark I wont buy your book

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>86733726
That girl looked so hot.

>>86733726
that guy has more uneven eyes than Sheryl Lee lol

who was the cute asian at the end?

why couldn't she stand up?

http://www.showbuzzdaily.com/articles/showbuzzdailys-top-150-sunday-cable-originals-network-finals-8-20-2017.html

Your show fucking SUCKS!!!

Last episode was placed 104th in sunday's viewership. Do you realize how bad your show is to place that low? Meanwhile GOT consistently places first. Get fucked!

>>86733728
>not "WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE"

>>86733793
WOO fucking got that dumb bitch LOL

>>86733796
She has autism in her legs

>>86733796
>why couldn't she stand up?
She was a kamikaze bomber

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>>86733625

Bobe.

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>>86733772

>>86733796
because she was waiting for someone

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>>86733810
Hahaha you were severely
LYNCHED
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Sheryl's eyes are beautiful!

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>>86733848
based bobe poster

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>>86733772

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Young Coop

>>86733796

That song during that scene was the best song of the show.

>>86733810

Lynch has always been to good for america, look at the appreciation he gets from euros for just showing up at cannes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TSyU6djt7M

>>86733810
you know what's more hilarious?

world peace had more views than this

you hear me?

sam hyde, world peace, had more views than lynch's twin peaks

just think for one fucking second that this literally happened.

So bad Coop is definitely Richard's father right?

Fucking Van Dyke Parks playing Leo's attorney was the weirdest thing about the original series

>>86733790
>you will never be worshipped by a hot 40 yr old redhead
jdimsa in my sleep already senpai

>>86733896
no that was tarifa by sharon van etten
>>86733976
kek i'd completely forgotten about that

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>>86733955
I fucking hope so. My waifu couldn't get the real coop but I'll accept her bearing doppelcoop's kid

MR JEFFRIES THE STEAM, IT COMES OUT OF MY SPOUT

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>>86733976
wtf how did I never know this

>>86733728
Fill Up Jeffries

>>86733947
Hello, Sam. How's your back?

>>86734051
DOYOUTAKEMIIIIIIIIIIILK

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>Hello, career?
>Can you take a 20 year break?
>Thanks

Reminder that Kyle made youtubes about his dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcU_u2EO0L8

>>86733896
yeah it was. the rest has been utter shit.

>>86733976
>that menacing ending

How hype were you guys? Be honest.

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>>86733976
>Your honour, my client and I would like to take this time to state that Mike Love is wrong and stupid. That is all.

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>>86733879
shes beautiful

like a turkey in the corn

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>mfw Coop wakes up this week

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>>86734410
Will this be the final wave that will wipe out all Vedderfags?

why didn't Naido just switch the socket to 1 so Coop could get back right away?

>>86734176
>implying people don't know him as the portlandia mayor, that capefaggot villain from agents of shield, and the cuck from sex in the city more than coop now

>>86734498
nigga's blind, she did the best she could

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>>86734493
Yes

>>86734190
>>86734190
This is fucking unreal

>>86734498
She knew he wouldn't be able to survive the next 12 episodes without Lodge's help.

>>86734533
He should have been a major leading man in the 90's, god damnit.

>>86734533
not to mention a big role in Desperate Housewives too

>>86734190
What

WHO IS JUDY

>>86734718
you've already met her.

bobe will help duge to marry cande

>>86733793
>featuring Caleb Landry Jones as "Pepe"

>>86733955
Richard at least seems to think so.

I love Hutch and Chantal. Their car driving scenes are kino. "Thou shalt kill" "Show no mercy" loooool

>>86735040
>Mars.

>>86733879
Her head is so oddly shaped yet perfect

>>86735040
Next stop Wendy's

>>86735040
>More like "Thou Shalt Kill".
>It's a free Cunt-ry.
>The Truman brothers are true men.

What's the worst line this season?

>>86734370
Imagine pouring your baste in that turkey

>>86735159
You're nice and wet

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>>86735069
It's a square and a circle at the same time

>>86735159
Whatever druggie was saying in the woods before he got FROSTED

>>86735159

Probably anything Audrey has said so far.

>>86735159
Dougie Jones

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>>86734493
You'll see...

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from the last thread
http://depositfiles.com/files/o1kpgug7b
hidden singing from Part 14

>>86733726
they both played this really well and i hope their careers take off from here

>>86734370
heartwarming scene

Why is no one talking about the fact that David Bowie was talking in this episode? Unless I missed something and they just got someone who sounded like him, but it was pretty close.
In the credits Phillip Jeffries was credited as Bowie.

>>86735454
>but it was pretty close.
You haven't watched the Jeffries scene from FWWM and Missing Pieces enough

>>86735355
Post yfw he didn't shoot himself.

Judy = Diane

>>86735454
It was the teapot talking

>>86735454
>In the credits Phillip Jeffries was credited as Bowie.
And his voice was credited to somebody else.

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>>86735486

>>86735454
voiced by nathan frizzell

Honestly the only musical performance I enjoyed this entire series was the Hudson Mohawk one that played when Sky Ferreria was scratching that rash.

and James of course

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>tfw going to watch Blue Velvet with my new friends tomorrow
>none of them have seen it before

I like how the spirits/demons exchange phone numbers with each other.

Btw, if Diane was Judy, Boop would have recognized her number.

>>86735454

I bet there's at least one retard who non-ironically paused the episode when david bowie was credited to post this and couldnt keep their autism in check for someone else being credit with jeffries voice less than 10 seconds later

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So Lynch pays her each week and gives her the credits spot so she doesn't reveal his crimes to the world, right?

>>86735600
I liked the azn guy who played those three sax notes.

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Kyle MacLachlan should get all the acting awards.

>A lot of David Lynch's work does have a plot, but there isn't a plot in season 3. The only reason anything happens in this season, is because the script says it happens. The problem with this season is not that it takes time or multiple views for it to click, it's that it's written so didacticly and so shallow everything clicks instantly. There is nothing to think about. Story content and puzzle pieces are not the same thing -- each episode gives out a few puzzle pieces, but no content or drama. All the dialogue is either cute but irrelevant, or simple exposition. The characters in this season don't interact with one another or talk with one another, they speak exposition at one another. The writing is incredibly lazy -- it's one of the reasons it appears that Lynch just went through the motions on this project. But to be fair, all artists eventually dry up and age into irrelevance. People talk about Lynch as if he is an independent filmmaker, but he hasn't been since Eraserhead. He's a Hollywood director through and through and Hollywood generally destroys the passion to create relevant art. Lynch seems to have burned out after his Mulholland Drive masterpiece.

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>Listen David, I wrote this song already about a man who loses his mind and never gets it back; not even in part 15. So it'd be best if you write the character so that he never becomes his normal self ever again. Maybe demonic entities do his job for him or let him clean out a casino, but he definitely can't have his old personality back again, otherwise the song won't make sense

>>86735528
>>86735559
Fuck, now I'm depressed. I was hoping he'd do some voice work at least.

>>86735612

those are coordinates, not phone numbers

>>86735636
Kyle agreed to the same deal
MJA was offered it as well but he went and revealed them anyway

>>86735604
I haven't watch BV either but doesn't it have a lot of lurid sex stuff? Is it really any good to watch with friends?

>>86735612
>because she's allowed only one phone

>>86735679
You never know, Anon.

>>86735669

>Lynch burned out after Mulholland Drive

Inland Empire came out in 2006 and it was better

>>86735679
My understanding is the original plan was for Bowie to be in the show, but his health issues prevented it. Makes you wonder what could have been.

>>86735708
There's a somewhat uncomfortable "sex" scene and that was the highlight of the film in my opinion.

>>86735708
>Is it really any good to watch with friends?
It's not the first film I would have recommended to watch in a group setting but they stumbled over the description of it online and I said that it was a great film before they finished reading the description completely so now here we are

>>86735636
Also so she wouldn't spill that her kid is Lynch's

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speepy

>the way those bikers just grab the little Asian girl and plop her on the floor and take her booth.
Maximum keks.

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>>86735454

>>86735783
The same, except we would get him sitting on a bed instead of kettle.

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>>86735299
only 1 download
WTF /tpg/ YOU RUINIGN MY LIFE THERE

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>>86735902
DPOgieo get computer

>>86735783
I don't think it would have been that different, in terms of Phillip's role. He was scheduled to appear on set, though, so it'd just probably be him in a bed or chair saying the lines.

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>>86734190
He's a psychopath. A complete and utter lunatic.

The absolute madman

>>86735669
People are paid to write this shit?

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>>86734410
>coop awakens
>still braindead

CAN'T CLIMB TO HEAVEN ON THE CROSS

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>>86735812
>SHE'S A ROCK. WRAPPED IN GRANITE

>>86735820
why didn't she just fight them though? the roadhouse is used to barfights.

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>>86735636
Is getting Sheryl Lee pregnant and convincing another man to raise the child a crime? Is it a crime to base an evil character's looks on your son's "father"?

>>86736210
Son doesn't look like Lynch

>>86735812
What the fuck is this fade? It shifts from an overhead shot of the trees and river to an eye-level shot inside the woods, but that image is overlaid for a quarter of a second between.

>>86736247
he has the same meme hair

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Lynch needs to be stopped

>>86736281
It's not like she wanted to be there.

Anyone have that screencap of the Wikipedia edit that describes Lynch being a madman and actually raping Sheryl Lee on camera for the scene to get a reaction, but then realizing it's actually Frank Silva's scene, so they need to reshoot?

That was A+

>>86736281
Because it wasn't like she was good friends with Lynch and loved the show enough to do a proper farewell.

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>>86736020

>>86733879
She looks like such a cunt, would love to stick a needle into her cornea

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>>86736281
>David... I'm dying...
Excellent! Can you say that again, but this time say "Hawk, I'm dying"? Or better yet, "Hawk, I'm dying... Electricity is coming. Laura is the one"?

>>86736210
He got her eyebrows alright. Has he got the same weird upside-down smile she has too?

>>86736277
Probably just styled it like that for the premiere.

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>>86736281
Directors make actors have to act those scenes, such a sadness.

Guys, why did the symbol on the ring change between the original series and FWWM?

Also, during the scene at the Philadelphia headquarters, Jeffries mentions that he "found something in Seattle at Judy's". Could he have found the ring and disappeared like Chet did?

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>>86736277
And my hair is like pic related but that doesn't mean I'm an evil doppelganger
Just look at the picture of him with his dad, there his hair is nothing unusual but for a very special event like the one where the picture on the left was taken, he has gotten his hair styled

>>86736445
That's exactly what an evil doppleganger would say.

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RED DOUGIE

>>86736445
>implying a doppelganger would reveal his nature

i see you

>>86736445
>And my hair is like pic related

Are you cute? I love guys with that hairstyle desu.

I'm a faggot btw.

>>86735669
>Mulholland Drive
>Lynch's masterpiece

Most pleb opinion. It's not even in his best three films.

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DoiGe plaY slat an peprpe

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>>86736476
>>86736507
Please eteled your posts

>>86735454
>15 episode long build up for a tea kettle
Not gonna lie bros, I got LYNCHED hard.

>>86735812
Johnny Cash?

>>86735950

I kinda liked the tea kettle and I prefer it over just having David Bowie sit there. It would have been neat if it had been Bowie voicing him, though.

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>>86736281

>>86736281
Mindless criticism. That woman kept the prop log in her personal possession for 25 years. The role meant everything to her, and, yes, in the end, she gave the role everything she had.

>>86736657
this guy seems autistic

>>86736567
I am not a homosexual faggot but two girls and an older woman have said that it suits me so take that as you will

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>>86736210
he looks like his grandpa, the eyes especially

>>86736657
Another normie

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>>86735040
>Chantal

How come nobody ever waifuposts Chantal?

>>86736657
>I don't like that.
What a wuss.

>>86736706
>I am not a homosexual faggot

So are you a heterosexual faggot? Or a homosexual straightfag? I am so confused.

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Would you autists leave poor Sheryl alone

For fuck's sakes that's obviously not her and Lynch's son

It's her 18 year old boy toy slampiece. She's a fifty year old single women, let her fuck barely legal boipussy in peace

>>86736657
>I Watched Tv For The First Time And You Won't Believe What I Didn't Like

>>86736657
>I don't like it when I'm not told things like I'm a 4 year old with ADHD who can't sit still and wait
huh, so this is what autism is like

>>86736791
I am posting about my hair in a Twin Peaks thread so whatever kind of heterosexual faggot that makes me

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>>86736332

Never understood cuteposters but I'm like 40 minutes into FWWM for the first-time and holy shit lads why even live when a girl like laura will never smile at you and tease you after banging another dude

>>86736140
She was tiny.

>>86736657
I saw this comment yesterday and instantly knew it was autism

>>86736657
>it was not a credible conversation
Oh, I take it he normally has a credible conversations with A FUCKING TEAPOT

And it's pretty goddamn clear Jefferies didn't know what Mr. C was talking about when it comes to the attempt on Mr. C's life.

>>86736802
I wish I was Sheryl's underage boytoy

>>86736657
Not understanding Norma in retrospect is legit autism.

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>>86736884

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>>86736884
Laura is cute but Sheryl is CUTE

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>>86736983

>>86736657
>I don't yike it.

I get what he means. I don't like blatant emotional manipulation but that's not what was happening in the Ed/Norma scene. He made that woman wait for him for over 25 years. She made him wait a few minutes longer. I thought it was incredible. I mean who didn't think Lynch and Frost we're going to tie this couple together finally? It should have felt like pure fan service. Instead it was all the misery of 25 lonely years distilled into 2 minutes of agony and ecstasy.

>>86736953
Norma's a good woman. She does things on the up and up. She had to talk to Walter first.

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>>86737001
>tfw have been having friendly conversations and hugs with women lately
We're all going to make it, friends

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>>86737001
the CUTE squad has arrived!

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>>86737138
>that look

YOU JUST KNOW

It's cool we got Jumpman and all. I just kinda wished his scene could've been FIRST, ya now?

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>>86737202
lewd anon, Sheryl and Sherylin are for hugs not fugs

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>>86737001

>>86737245
>mocking a dead girl by putting bunny ears on her

WTF Audrey

So was the "Fake Jeffries" from Part 2 even fake? Or did we just not recognize Frizzell's voice?

>>86737279
Sheryl is smart no matter the colour of her hair!

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>>86737299
you'll forgive me, won't ya, anon?

>>86737301
It was fake. Judy was using a voice changer to pose as Jefferies.

>>86737229

He'll probably return for more scenes. Seems kinda weird for the actor to go to the premiere and he's in for less than a second.

>>86737301
I guess he wasn't credited or we would've talked about it more. So we don't know if it was him doing the voice or not, he sounded different in episode 2.

>>86737377
He's endgame. The jumping man has been in possession of Sarah Palmer ever since he crawled in her mouth back in New Mexico.

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Greetings, fellow posters.
Don't forget to pre-order my 2nd book

>>86737301
If it was Frizzell, he would have been credited. It was someone from here (probably MIKE):
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4108308/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm#cast

>>86737453
>FRENLO was the key to all of this

Come back Based FIRSTposter! We're sorry!

>>86737377

Definitely gonna play a bigger part. This must be part of the reason Cooper and Laura go to the house.

>Judy is actually Cooper's secret pet name for his tape recorder

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>>86737478
He was credited.

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So, this is tpg's last week?

>>86737579
No, we have this week and the next
Ep16
Then Ep17+18 the same week

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>>86737279
the fact that we will never get MILF Maddy in S3 is the greatest sin Lynch ever committed.

>>86737561
he's talking about the earlier episode, where Mr. C talks to him over the radio

>>86735708

There's only three sexual parts and they happen pretty closely.

David Lynch movies are just not my thing.
I watched Blue Velvet recently, but i didn't like it. I also didn't care for FWWM beyond the first part...

>>86737561
This is about episode 2, when Mr C receives a call saying he's going back to the lodge and "I will be with Bob again."

>>86737664
>>86737279
I do not like that hair color and lipstick on her.

>>86737672
Fuck, I can't read. My bad. No, that was definitely not Frizzell. It did sound vaguely familiar to me though.

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>>86737706
>David Lynch movies are just not my thing.

HOW MANY TIMES

>>86737720
Sorry m8 >>86737774

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>>86737332
you fired for C.U.T.E. squad

>>86737706
The Chet Desmond part of the movie is so overrated by /tpg/. I like it a lot but at the end of the day it's just an inversion of Twin Peaks thematically.

was Bela Lugosi a lodge entity?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b_zIy97FyE

>>86737863
>Friendship ended with AUDREY, now LUCY is my best friend

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imagine if the domino was your dick hehe

>Blue Velvet

Was it rape?

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>>86737892
DESMONDED

>>86737971
hit me

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>>86737863
>>86737945

N-NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>>86737971
do gan't lape the billing

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>>86737971
Just imagine being Kyle in this scene

>>86737892
Breaking for lunch at 4:00am, and that neon diner they go to....beyond comfy.

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Douglas Jones died Sunday Night.

Post Dougies to pay respects.

>>86737964
do NOT lewd Hank!

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>>86738072

>>86738040
ha ha ha, what a story Mark

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>>86738072
DOgoei go to better place

>>86737892
He has his own M.O. Modus Operandi

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>>86738072

>>86738072
Imagine if you hadn't seen the new season yet and someone showed you this clip.

>>86736706
>I am not a homosexual faggot

We'll be the judge of that, anon.

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>>86738040

>>86737892
Agreed, the Desmond scenes are entertaining but anyone who thinks that's the "highlight" of the movie is completely missing the point

>>86738236
he's a pretty big guy

>>86738072
He can't die. The magical jackpots fairy would have saved him.

>>86736945
I wish I was Sheryl with a harem of underage boytoys.

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>>86738270
for all of us

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>>86738270
Not really.

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>>86738240
This is the highlight of the movie

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/dean-hurley-anthology-resource-vol-1/
>You don’t have to pay attention to Anthology Resource Vol. 1 △△. In fact, I’d go so far as to make that an order: Do not pay attention to Anthology Resource. This album of ambient music and soundscapes from the astonishing third season of “Twin Peaks,” by the show’s music and sound supervisor Dean Hurley, will frustrate focused attempts at listening. Passages feel overlong and repetitive, despite 11 of the collection’s 18 compositions clocking in at two minutes or less. Moments of beauty and terror burst out of the murk, only to dissipate with aggravating speed. Hurley’s airy electronic tones conjure up a sense of space so distinct you can practically see it, as titles like “Weighted Room / Choral Swarm,” “Tube Wind Dream,” “Interior Home by the Sea,” and “Forest / Interior” make clear. Yet the effect of sitting and listening intently to song after song is like looking through a window at these strange new worlds, only for someone to abruptly close the blinds on you over and over.

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Hello /tpg/, friendly reminder that Special Agent Dale Cooper survived the Black Lodge by eating Black Lodge Pussy for

T W E N T Y
F I V E
Y E A R S

>>86738348
>tfw i'm 5'2

Where would my head be standing next to her?

>>86738386
stand up cunnilingus

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>>86738343
Was Kyle acting here, or was the tear genuine and him realizing what a contrived mess Lynch has put him in?

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>>86738350
you posted the scene backwards, anon

>>86735669
>All the dialogue is either cute but irrelevant, or simple exposition. The characters in this season don't interact with one another or talk with one another, they speak exposition at one another.

I wish he'd give us some examples, because right now he's just talking out of his ass.

>>86738386
London?

>>86738426
Kyle remembered all the horrible things Lynch made him do while corrupting him. He also realised that Lynch would taunt him about it until the day he dies.

>>86738325
I wish I was one of the underage boytoys in that harem

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Why is this woman dougieposting?

God, Dougie is such a fucking legendary character.

>>86733772
cooper got his mind back in part 15 and the lyrics do confirm he gets his mind back

>>86738617
Damn, Kyle MacLachlan looks like *that*??

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>>86738698
Character.

>>86738617
>you will never kiss Kyle's tummy
WHY EVEN LIVE

>>86738617

He's really fit for his age.

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>>86738698
legendary

>>86738108
perfect

>>86733947
world peace was a huge success for a first show.

but I don't think viewership matters for showtime... appartently they got a lot of new subscriptions and the streaming numbers were good

who here going to continue dougie posting in other threads after the show is over when you see shitposting

>>86734322
I'm more sad that there are only 8 episodes left than hype

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>>86738822
shitpost

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did i find the internet's black lodge?

>>86738935
Why are you on a McDonalds wiki?

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>>86738325
I would sell her my Neutropenia-free blood to be her boytoy

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>>86738698
Dougie is just this guy recycled. Lynch has ran out of ideas.

>>86738965
why is there a mcdonald's wiki?

>>86738617
Alright Kyle actually looks pretty fucking good for his age.

>>86738980
Man I miss this guy ;-;

>>86735783
what I want to know is we will learn more about jeffries or not? Like what he actually has turned into, if he will intervene in the plot in any other way.... or if he just appeared as a teapot oracle to never return

>>86738980
One and the same

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>>86736945
>>86738325
>>86738540
>>86738979
NO FEMDOM

>>86735299
I don't see what's significant about this whatsoever

>>86738979
Don't sell your blood anon

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>>86739126
No lewd, only hugs!

It's amazing how fast the quality of these generals dip after Monday.

>>86736630
wait until Freddie annihilates both Evil Coop and the experiment in one hit, and Good Cooper drives all the way to twin peaks just to have a reunion with Hawk, Lucy, Andy, and Harry (now turned into an utensil)

(I think the return is kino, I only wanted to make a joke)

>>86738987
Does anyone have a link to one of those autistic wikis filled with character crossovers?

>>86736791
>So are you a heterosexual faggot? Or a homosexual straightfag

this described the millenial generation pretty well t b q h

>>86733896
That was No Stars tho.

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>>86739126
Femdom Earle

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>>86738379
giv black lodge pusy

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>>86738980

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>>86733796

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>Nadine, Ed, and Norma each get amazing scenes
>we go above the convenience store
>MOTHER FUCKING JUMPING MAN
>spooky ghost orb Jefferies
>WE TALK ABOUT JUDY
>Richard confirmed Audrey's and gets his ass beat
>Steven tripping balls on sparkle and as far as we know kills himself
>Rubber Punch Man
>WILSOOOOOON
>Freddie and James put in the jail for Cooperbowl
>Dogei finally has a breakthrough and sticks a god damn fork in an outlet
>Goodbye Margaret
>Charlie is taking off the fucking coat
>Girl crawling on the Roadhouse floor and screaming kino

Why was episode 15 so fucking based?

>>86739468
it was really good. The best plot episode of the Return by fucking far. stellar from beginning to end.

>>86733790
She is a VICE PRESIDENT REEEEEEEEEE

>>86733947

Yeah but
>Health Insurance Plans
>David Lynch: 1
>Sam Hyde: 0

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going to the peru

>>86738471
>All the dialogue is either cute but irrelevant, or simple exposition. The characters in this season don't interact with one another or talk with one another, they speak exposition at one another.

hutch and chantal, fusco brothers, maybe audrey and charlie, the people at the roadhouse, the mitchum brothers, andy and lucy, many examples comes to mind.

but anyway he is missing something, this is the third season of a series were all the interpresonal melodrama was thoroughly explored, this is the finale and the stakes are high, would make sense for the main characters to cut the chatter

I guess having mr C having a friendly conversation with mr teapot would have made sense. YEah I just traveled a few dimensions to get to you and I don't know how long I can stay there, let's just talk with one another

>>86735669
>but there isn't a plot in season 3

Saying there isn't a plot is always an easy way for me to filter out a shitty review.

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>>86735812
>Laura's spirit lives on
>she looks happy

I think the show is Lynch's ultimate expression of his Dharma as relating to his use of TM in life and in being creative. There are many scenes of this that come to mind, one being where Gordon is waiting for the French whore to leave his room with Albert just wanting to talk to Gordon, advance the plot, while Gordon/Lynch is delighting in this endless exchange with this beautiful woman. Gordon/Lynch can end this scene anytime and talk to Albert and continue the plot, but why would he do that, why is Albert/the audience in such a hurry when they could be basking in the beauty of this woman? Also the Big Ed scene was the a major last one as it seemed it was meditating on screen, near suicide, fully letting go, his dreams manifest themselves, or some shit, I'm not good at this type of shit. But I notice it.

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>>86736657
This nigga just went turbo pleb, it was clear from just the way Norma looks at Ed that things weren't over between them.

The diner scene was fucking expertly done. Ed meditating after thinking its all over but then hearing the business guy leave in a strop. Then the rye smile before Norma's hand appears on his shoulder.

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*punches you*

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>>86740194
*dies*

>>86737979
> cнимoк экpaнa

Oдecca.

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>>86740260
heh, nothin personnel, kid

>>86740264
poshel naxuiHello Johnny! how are you today?

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SOON

>>86740321
The Odessa.

>>86740335
want to hand fingers through Sheryl hair

>>86740335
me on the right

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>>86740341
yes i am

>>86740355
Nice dubs, but please don't talk about fingering Sheryl

>>86733810
Majority of people stream it online

>>86740414
no no you understand wrong not want finger Sheryl privates but want to hand fingers through Sheryl hair

>>86733896
I've had IM SHINING BRIGHT, OBSIDIAN. AXOLOTL AMPHIBIAN stuck in my head since I watched it

>>86740543
WHO NEEDS THE DEVIL WHEN WE GOT A LORD

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>>86740194

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>>86739143
i think it's cool.
There is also some kind of Continence Store theme that plays in parts 8 and 15, and some other places, but i can't make my computerdo to properly record it

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>>86740194
*taps you lightly with fist*

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>>86740414
can we talk about her secret button?

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>>86733896
>>86740543
>Listen to roadhouse song
>"what is this utter garbage"
>Listen to it a few more times
>"wtf I love it now"
It has happened to me too many times, at this point I just accept it.

NEW

>>86740728
>>86740728
>>86740728

>>86734039
>van etten
Good taste, by far the best song. The only one I've since listened to by my own accord

>>86733810
So go ahead, jerk off to your GOT and get the fuck out of here

GOT can be broken down to constantly introducing characters, killing character and fucking in all kinds of places and manners. wow!

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>>86734101
i just laughed way too hard at this
>underrated post!
"it was all there in plain sight, folks! Fill up Jeffries!"

>>86734101
Philip Fresh teas?