What's the best Harry Potter film and why?

3 is kino

Goblet of Fire

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What is the point in arguing what is the best movie in the dullest franchise in history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>another one with her
>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/PVruAWmxqPlHuRAywTrwyw/
Is this the new pedobot spam?

>>86705146
It's okay to admit you like men anon, no need to announce that quite so often on every thread

>>86704973
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The first one because it was just a comfy family movie unlike the rest which pandered to adult women.

>>86705210
forwarding your info to #/tv/ pedo freak
I've checked the time stamps and you are doing this manually from your pc

Best Adaptation = 1 and 2
Best Kino = 3 and 6

>>86705715
Well, you and I both know these are just empty sad threats since it's about a critically acclaimed series; I suggest you hop along to the lgbt board now little boy

>>86704973
What the fuck is with this shit.

Months can go by with no Harry Potter threads. Then it will be non-stop Harry Potter for weeks. Is it one fag creating all these threads?

azkaban for prime hormione

>>86705899
It's one watson pedo

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>>86704973
Order of the Phoenix
>Best cinematography
>Best special effects
>Best costume designs
>Best casting
>Best action scenes

It's only flaws are Voldemort's snapchat selfie sequence and most of the book getting condensed into two montages. Other than that it's the best of the series

>>86705146
>>86705715
>>86705899
>>86705952
samefag

>>86705088
someone post the counterpasta

>>86705088
>''No!''

Gets me everytime

>>86704973
3 5 6 7.1 are all amazing
1 2 EE are perfect as well they are all different
Every film in the series is better than 9/10 things posted here

1EE 10/10
2EE 10/10
3 10/10
4 8/10
5 10/10
6 10/10
7 10/10
8 9/10

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>>86704973
The one where Emma was in her prime, and looked smoking hot.

Azkaban Half-Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows

>>86706894
So the first?

>>86704973
the first one by a large margin, followed by the second one

>>86705088
>Hogwarts Academy

>>86708235
>she will NEVER sit on your face
;_; jdimsatbh

>>86704973
3 is objectively the only good one, 2 comes close though

3>7>2>4>1>8>6>5

fantastic beasts is dogshit on a stick

>>86705088
>"No!"
best part everytime

>>86708069
ruh roh

>>86713549
I just skip straight to that part now.

>>86706036
>best cinematography
Half Blood Prince
>Best Special Effects
Definitely Azkaban, Grawp looked like shit m8
>Best costume design
Probs 7.1
>Best casting
Goblet of Fire got Gleeson, Miranda Richardson, Robert Pattinson, the list goes on
>Best action scenes
Finale is good but that either goes to 7.1 or 4

Half Blood Prince and Prisoner of Azkaban are the best, Goblet of Fire gets shit on too much.

5 and 2 are the worst, and 7.1 is great tier

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>>86706861
>Every film in the series is better than 9/10 things posted here
You're so cute

>>86705088
Are you the same guy who bullies Saionji?

>>86704973
Chamber of Secrets. Nothing important was cut out. Tom Riddle had a good-looking actor.

>>86704973
Gay