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>It's a Karl talks about a shadow in Boston knocking people off their bikes episode

>it's an alien gives a man a beard episode

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>it's an old man eating a Twix episode

>It's a Karl is actually right about something episode

>>64930244
literally when?

>checked

>>64930276
All the fucking time, it's bizarre isn't it?

>it's a Karl pitches a movie idea episode.

>>64930244
Play a record!!

I honestly don't understand how Karl's brain works.

How does he come up with all that shit?

>it's a karl kicks his height episode

>>64930371
Yes, strange how you can be thinking about eating a burger and later that night actually eating a burger. Its weird how the paranormal works, isn't it?

You're an idiot. Play a record

>>64930403
All common sense, no higher brain function

>>64930276
I reckon the haunted tankard m8

>it's a Steve is insanely butthurt about Karl episode

>it's a Steve arse licks Ricky episode even though he's wrong episode.

>its a karl blows the fuck out of steve episode

>>64930501
I'm not going to even dispute the chain of events. It's like asking me to reconsider 1+2=3. I'd have to fundamentally reexamine what threeism is

karl my dear lad do keep an eye out, someone's been nickin mars bars

>>64930403
I find that if you just keep talking, your mouth comes out with stuff.

>its a steve tells a 10 minute exaggerated anecdote about how he did something pathetic episode

>>64930416
Surprised he could do that m8. His nerves are too long for his body

>its a karl gets a letter addressed to a Mr. Dilkington episode

>>64930441
top kek

>The chimp astronaut retirement home:
savethechimps.org

>The monkey chat show host
www.themoscowtimes.com/news/article/monkey-to-host-a-celebrity-talk-show/257229.html

Anyone else here think Karl is very handsome and want to fuck him very very hard?

>>64930635
>>64930225
>that filename

>its a steve finds a credit card and decides to withdraw £30 as his reward for returning it episode

>>64930639
>Oh and the man "who's skull fell off"
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2006-07/07/content_635362.htm

>>64930628
>tfw your m8 wouldn't save you from drowning because you had your knob out

>>64930635
Still the funniest moment on any of their radio shows or podcasts, Rickys laugh is the main reason i think.

The XFM shows season 2 onwards are legendary.

>>64930658
>ywn have karl flash you his arse while washing dishes

why live chaps?

>its a karl gets his head squozed episode

You know when they're talking about funny street names, does anyone know the one Steve lived on?

>>64930799
Irrelevance Avenue

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>It's an episode that guest stars Dave Hill from Slade as Suzanne

>>64930799
http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php/FAQ#Steve.27s_childhood_address

>>64930799
Apparently it was GAYS ROAD.

>>64930403
Old fashioned northern, working class British style atttiude/thought process coupled with a high level of gullibility.

>>64929734

I've honestly listened to every XFM broadcasts, all of the podcasts and the guide to... series and any one offs I could find probably 20 times over. It would be my go-to sitting on the tube/falling asleep fare and it was always comforting to go back and start at their first XFM show after having left it for a while.

Are there any particular podcasts that I'm missing out on?

>>64930403
ricky and steve right it for him

>>64930639
My fucking sides, that's actually real? I thought the chat show one was definite BS, although Karl saying it was Cher and then she said it was the best interview she'd ever done was hilarious.

Fuck now I need to relisten to Monkey news, Ricky about to explode with rage gets me every time

>>64930942
Heard the Simon Pegg and Nick Frost ones??

>>64930942
steves radio show he did in university with his school mates is pretty weird but funny, I dunno where you'd be able to find it unfortunately

>Tooth hurty

There's the NME one-off radio show they did, and there was also one standalone podcast they did around 2008 I don't remember the name of.

>it's a Karl says Suzanne has a fat arse live on air episode

>>64930942
Have you heard when Ricky and Steve went on Anne Hobbs' radio show and ended up basically taking the piss out of Steve and trying to get him a blind date?

>>64930691
Literally fraud.

I'm going through all the XFM radio shows, I'm on August 2003

When does this shit get funny or even good?

>>64931008
>it's a Suzanne gets molested by midgets episode

>>64931023
you're hopeless

>it's a karl turns on steve like a vicious dog episode

>>64930991

>Faulty Tooth...42

>>64931023
When you get a sense of humour. The key letter being the u.

>>64931038
>It's a 42 Cambodian midgets mauled by a lion episode

>>64930984
https://steveshow.wordpress.com/category/lost-tapes/

there ya go

>>64931023
When they start talking about nursery rhymes in Series 3

>>64931023
when your sense of humor develops friendo. maybe when you're out of diapers?

>>64931059
Kek, Steve was right. Karl never had the balls to start ripping the shit out of Gervais back then.

It's funny seeing Karl get more and more confident as the series go on, and he starts actively abusing Steve first

>>64930972
>>64930984
>>64931009
>>64931080

I'll have a look at these, cheers

>>64931078
>its a five minute fart episode

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>>64931080
Jesus.

>it's a parrot blood transfusion episode

>Another chimp comes in
>Anyway, something's said...
>Ricky and Steve burst into uncontrollable laughter

Anybody watched Steve's standup show? I actually liked it

>its a karls brother steals a tank and gets kicked out of the army episode

>>64931175
>now, I'm not having a go mate but you know what I think about how you look

>>64930966
CHIMPANZEE THAT monkey news ya ffff...

>It's a 'no one likes Hip-Hop Hooray except Steve' episode

>its a man-moth episode

>it's a Harry sends a war poem to Karl that he recieves after Harry died episode

>>64931238
>it's a karls uncle sleeps in a dinghy while watching one tv and listening to the sound from another episode

>>64931278
GET YER KNICKERS OFF

>>64931276
>it's a crabs eating silicon can digitally transmit information to their offspring episode

>>64931311
>tfw I believed this one

Am I as stupid as Karl

>it's a Ricky affirms he's an atheist episode

>its a Paul "the party animal" Parker episode

>It's a monkey gets on the bus, doesn't pay his fair and reads the paper to avoid the ticket inspector episode

>>64931262
I love how more angry the jingle got as it went on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yptNJKlbnpk

what I found astonishing about the radio show is how they can ramble on.

they say in 5 minutes as much I say in the course of 1 month

>>64931311
>checked
>it's a Gladys has a baby inside of her that pops out when she dies episode

>>64931234
Yeah it was good.

Hello Ladies is underrated as well. Same sort of humour as Curb.

>>64931354
>it's a Dickie Anders episode

>>64931353
Ricky hardly ever spouts on about his atheism in any of the XFM stuff. He sort of mentions it offhand a couple times, but he doesn't force it

>>64931353
>no I don't believe in ghosts, because I believe in logic and the laws of the universe

>>64931417
Literally nothing wrong with that statement

>>64931399
His atheism shit is pretty much only done on social media or in US appearances.

RRRRRRRODNEY YOU FUCKRRRRRN CRRRRRRNT

UNC'S SHIT 'IMSELF AGAIN

>>64930276
like when they're talking about steve's new telly. karl says if you have to keep moving backwards with a larger TV, why not just get a small one and sit closely. ricky asks why do people go to cinemas, and karl says "see films that aren't out yet"

>>64931399
Being an atheist in the UK is hardly worth mentioning. He mentions it in the US because it gets a reaction, every fucking time.

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>mfw imagining them trying to get away with all the swearing on lunch time radio now

Truly a product of the times. Waiting for Ho Lee Fuk to show up in Derek

DON'T CALL ME A PLONKER YOU FFFFRRKN

>its a karls aunt has a vagina like a split tennis ball episode

>>64930569
>you'll never see an old man eat a maaaaasaaaarrrrrrsss baabaabaa

>it's a Camp David, the right queer gay episode

>>64930501
>youre the only mug in this story

>>64931603
The elephant
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
is
MAH FAVOURITE
film

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>Monkey flies past on a tricycle
>Ricky and Steve burst out laughing
>"There's always a part of the story you can't predict"

Favourite moment

>>64931551
I thought that it was because the Brits are cool with that kind of swearing, whereas in America it's considered far more offensive.

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>the monkey called crap with it's name tattooed on it's head is real

>it's a Karl commits a random act of vandalism and pretends to be asleep episode

>>64930244
>its a ricky thinks hes explaining something to karl that he hasnt understood at all himself episode

>>64931551
>kant
>tits and cocks (the birds)
>pair of cox
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2002/mar/28/broadcasting

>>64931603
the first episode of rock busters when they had people phone in was the most cringeworthy yet hilarious moment I have ever heard

>it's a 'Ricky has to leave the studio because Monkey News is so ridiculous' episode

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>It's a "Ricky points out he speaks French by spouting the same phrase about his aunt and a pen" episode

>>64931636
Americans are more uptight about swearing, but there's no way you'd get away with calling somebody a Twat nowadays. Even then, they probably only got away with so much because XFM was a weird, indy station that didn't get high viewership

>>64931673
Right, thats it! Last episode of monkry news. Play a record!

>>64931722
>Tres froid Coke, sur la derriere a mon gorge, chanter bonjour estivale-temps, celebrate

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Listening to XFM recordings is the only thing that gets me through the winter blues.

The woman I thought i'd spent the rest of my life with cucked me and kicked me out with nothing, I haven't been able to find a job for 4 months, I got double cucked and had a kid with this fucking trollop phony so I'm having to come up with $400/mo for daycare doing all matter of random bullshit, all my friends have moved away/cut off contact in the last year, all the girls I used to be interested in turned into tattoo'd tinder whores, fuck this ((((currentyear)))). But at least I have Karl and Ricky and Steve and they aren't going anywhere. Top tier friendship simulator with good replay value.

>>64931722
>it's a karl tells ricky how the French started attacks by telling john he has a nice mustache episode

>>64931246
>theres no point in pretending anymore

>it's a steve's mother suffers through twenty years of verbal abuse from her husband episode

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>>64931788
Always got Karl m8

>It's a Steve says something is ludicrous episode

>the story starts off with a bit of a weird thing, he went to Russia to do some business.... A bit of monkey business

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>it's a karl gets a wig and you can literally see the joy in his eyes episode

>>64931849
>it's a Steve talks about his lackluster lovemaking skills episode

>Hitler goes into a bunker in Berlin, it's all kicking off and apparently, like, Germany sort of surrenders says "it's all over, forget it, we can't beat ya"
>He was really annoyed with this and thought "Ah, I can't show me face around here"

>>64931878
>it's a Steve buys a Toshiba laptop for £1500 episode

>>64931876
That's a fucking high quality wig. What series, Moaning of Life?

>its a karl has a film idea that involves a body transplant

Do they all hate each other now?

>>64931915
Yeah, second season.

>its a karl talks about his family of criminals and growing up close to a chemical plant episode

>>64931912
>it's a steve spends all day trying to haggle a playstation 2 on the highstreet and on his way home saw one for 20 quid cheaper with a bundled extra controller and games episode

>>64931912
>it's a Steve is tormented by the fact he could've saved 20 quid on a PS2 episode

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>It's a 'Ricky won't shut up about Cat Stevens' episode
>It's a 'Steve plays a shitty hip hop track' episode
>It's a 'the boys get butthurt about winning a bronze in the sony's' episode

>>64931943
Kind of seems like it:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/23/karl-pilkington-wont-be-reuniting-with-ricky-gervais-or-acting-ever-again-5521332/

>>64931943
Just because people don't make stuff in a group any more, doesn't mean they hate each other.

>>64931911
>Karl: Hitler, he was a bit mental, yeah
>Steve: He was what – a bit mental? That could be libellous.

>>64930925

This, I live not far from Manchester and Karl's manner of talking and attitude are all too familiar.

He's like my nan in many ways. Always saying incredibly dumb shit that is retarded on an abstract level but with a degree of witticism as well.

>>64931912
>It's a steve buys a telly too big for his pathetic london flat episode

>>64931768
>do you have some baguettes?

>>64931928
>Ted Danson as Bryan as Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt in Mission Impossible 8

>>64931722
Ricky's dad was a native French speaker.

>>64931876
He looked pretty fucking handsome with that wig desu.

Balding must suck.

>Eeh Karl ye paid me milk bill, that were reet nice!

>>64932002
>Asked if he’d consider reading any more Monkey News, he said: ‘No. It was of a time. It would be like Brother Beyond bringing a new album out.’

Fucking hell, that analogy is so Karl.

>>64932062
>eeh Karl, ye little bald twat

>>64932044
>a relationship... its a love of two brains

>>64932062
>bloody hell Karl, you little bald twat, that's just what I wanted

>>64932032

>It's a Steve buys an orthopedic chair episode
>It's a Karl tries to get rid of a desk and a futon on air episode

>>64932102
>am I talking to karl or his brain?
>we're both listening

>>64930770

This is one of the weirdest things he's ever done.

Why was that his natural response?

>>64932132
>it's a Karl talks shit about the workmen left alone in his flat without considering that his radio is probably tuned to XFM and they're listening right then episode.

>>64931943
They just work on separate projects now. Steve mentions Karl regularly.

>its a mancunian dracula episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo4goAr801U

>>64932164
>What are you doing?
>I can't tell you now, but don't look out the window

Genius

>>64932164
you've never been to Manchester, have ye?

>>64932164
little bald headed manc

>>64932190
Come to suck ya blood 'n tha', a'ight?

>>64931175

Jesus Christ Almighty.

Karl wasn't lying when he said Steve "had sorted himself out a bit" by the time they were doing XFM together.

>>64932132
>>It's a Karl tries to get rid of a desk and a futon on air episode
>its a karl talks about suzannes fat arse and that builder wanting to have a sandwich at the pub across the road

Nature documentary narrated by Karl when?

>>64932330
its called monkey news, mate

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>>64932291
>>64931175
Did alright for himself eventually.

>>64932330
>tfw do we need em on XFM will be the closest thing we'll ever get

why live?

What does Karl do as a day job now? Does he still work in radio?

>>64932190
>it's a Karl thinks 'Taste the Blood of Dracula' is called 'Blood on the Floor' episode

>>64929734
Parrot's blood

Thanks to Karl, I can never see a package of Jaffer cakes in the supermarket without chuckling.

>>64932375
does DIY round the 'ouse n that

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>>64932375
He's makes travel documentaries woth a comedic edge.

>Are you a couple a benders?

Karl would be forced to apologise nowadays.

>>64932416
I think Hellraiser was a pretty decent prize considering

>>64932405
>Crinchlin

>>64932375
Walks dogs and takes his shoes to the cobblers.

>>64932446
visits the toffee shop

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>>64932416

>>64932442
It will tear your soul apart.

>it's a Victoria Plum episode

>>64931722

He doesn't speak French, he's admitted this before but he has a French background so he probably knows a bit.

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>>64932484
>Ooh, its bloody awful

>>64932484
There is a bathroom company with the same name in the UK and they advertise all the fucking time

>>64932372

>It's a Karl believes that slugs eat stamp glue and sweats it off episode

>>64932446
being his own boss, alright

>Right, say he had like a stroke on a Tuesday...

>>64932522
ricky knows little on stuff he claims to know, judging by the nonsense he babbles when "teaching" karl maths

>it's a swans have cocks for rudders to balance out their long necks episode

These threads are always comfy. Is Suzanne the only woman he's been with?

The funny thing is they hated the XFM shows when they did them and thought they were a shitty waste of time nobody would care about.

But there's more comic gold in those shows than any other thing any of them have made.

Even the podcasts aren't as good because it's less natural and bits were scripted.

>>64932602
Not including his girlfriend when he was seven? probably

>>64932602

No, there was the woman with a problem with her 'marrow who he bought some opal fruits.

>>64932609
I don't think they hated it. I think they were having a good time doing it but they knew that it was a joke. But that in and of itself is what made them so fun for them.

>I'm joined by Stephen Merchant, award winning writer and graduate of the University of Warwick
>And Karl Pilkington. Fucking mong.

>>64931788

>A woman cheats on a man
>Man doesn't get custody of the kid
>Man still forced to pay child support

Why is this still the case? It's fucking disgusting.

I'd have them lock me up rather than pay.

Either that or I'd kill my wife lel.

>>64932674
>Oh, look at his round head, the CUUUUUNT!

>>64932651
Problem with 'er... 'er marrow... an... an that

>>64932674
little karly pilkboy

>>64932426
>that the time the XFM show made the headlines because Karl took the piss out of a disabled woman
>the episode after when Karl's asked to apologise on air and just mocks her again

>>64932703

>christ, I thought she had a marrow stuck up her fanny

>>64932674
>a man widely acknowledged to have a HEAD LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE

>>64932609
I think most of that was just playing up to their radio personalities. They were pretty easily the #1 rated show on the station

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>its a Karl tries to eat 10 hamburgers at once while Ricky shouts at him episode

>it's a karl's brother steals a tank to drive to the shop for some fags episode

>>64932674
>And Karl Pilkington, a man without formal academic qualifications or any awards to speak of. But he's good at other things, cleaning windows for example. WITH HIS FUCKING TONGUE, GUMP.

>>64932674
>XFM... 104.9 with me Ricky Gervais, Steven Merchant and little Karly Pilkingtooooon... liiiitle baaaald heeadeed Manc whinging liiiitle twaaaaaaaat

>alright

Turns out...

Little monkey fella.

KARL YOU'RE AN IDIOT! PLAY A RECORD!

but...

PLAY A RECORD!

>>64932674
>I'm joined by Steve Mitchell

>>64932002

He actually seems genuinely fed up.

I hope they don't make him do another Sky series.

>>64932752
>"I can't do this, either"
>Ricky dies

>>64932752
That episode is an amazing trainwreck. The bit where Steve tries to make the cashier at Burger King talk to Ricky on air is like something off Chris Moyles

>>64932797
>Bob Dylan - If You See A Sailor

>>64932823
cheap burgers tho

>>64932837
>Ooh ello!

>>64932375
In all seriousness, has a very nice house in North London and does the occasional travel show for Sky, for the rest of the time i imagine he does absolutely nothing and just rakes in royalty money.

He really does hate being spotted and stuff so he probably just stays in his house most of the time, 'potting around'.

>>64932602
>These threads are always comfy
Agreed. Although sometimes I think I am the only American in these threads and it's a bunch of Brits enjoying the radio shows / podcast on a deeper level than I'm capable of.

>I didn’t have a go at him anyway. I said he was alright. If there’s any law against Rasputin, we might be in trouble.
>You did wilfully raspute.

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For hearing Rick and Steve shitting on "nerdy" media (dr who, lotr) so often, I'm surprised they never had a go at Star Wars

>....turns out, big monkey fella

>>64932837
That song came on shuffle the other day and I started laughing just thinking about that bit. I don't think I'll ever be able to listen to it again.

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Who else /doodleswhilstlistening/ here?

>>64932879
I wonder if he got another paper round and can be spotted from 4-5AM on his bike, being his own boss.

>>64932888
They did, can't remember what ep though.

They are shat on Star Trek.

>>64932924

behave, Karl has less facial expression than that

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>>64932881
Nah, I'm American and I'm going through the XFM show at the moment, it's fantastic

>Karl's explanation for The Bangles Rockbuster

>>64932945
and nicking mars bars

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>it's an XFM/Pilkington thread

Best threads on /tv/

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>tfw all of the webcam footage is gone forever

Also my captcha is 1049

>>64932945
He lives in the same North London area that a lot of celebs live in (posh area near highgate) so he'd be delivering to some rich fuckers.

>>64932986

this is actually the best thread I've been in for months

>>64932413

Thing is he says this, but he can't just be doing DIY all day every day surely.

>>64933008
Hampstead. Think he lives in Kent now though. Wanted to get out of London.

>>64933049
Suzanne always breaks stuff cos she's 'eavy 'anded

>>64932881
I got my American friend into the shows recently. He saw an episode of The Ricky Gervais Show on HBO when it was airing and thought it was boring, but when I explained that Karl is a real person and not a character his interest was piqued. He can't get enough now.

I don't see how any English speaking person with a sense of humour couldn't love these shows. They're downright inimitable, there is nothing else like them.

>>64932674
funny how karl is the best thing about the show and steve is the worst

>it's a Karl tries to think of New York music puns video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afO0HfnvQDw

>>64932881
As a Brit I always think Americans must enjoy it more because some working class British lifestyles and sayings sound hilarious to outsiders

>>64932767
wheres that from, actually? i know its in that video, but where do those intros come from

>>64933085
It's like having Hulk in the house.

>>64933097
Why all the Steve hate? I think he's the single funniest person on the show. If anything, Ricky is pedantic and tends to repeat himself
They're all great

>tfw listening to the xfm shows in public and grinning like a maniac

>>64933145
The Ricky Gervais Guide To... podcasts

>>64933134
>you bloody know it mate, just gotta shoot over to The Big Apple....

I don't care how much of an /r9k/-tier sperg Merchant is, I love him.

>>64933157
Steves anecdotes are usually boring but I like Steve, he's really quick and a good moderator between Ricky and Karl

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>tfw no body swap/reverse role play episode

>>64933134
Well he did a better job than I would have done.
Also this is brilliant. I've never seen it before.

>it's a Ricky and Steve think they have great music taste but are really plebs episode

>>64933157
Steve is a cheap, spiteful, gutless worm. Sure he's funny, but he's a prissy fucker when he wants to be. As soon as anybody starts picking on him, he gets defensive and draws a line.

>>64932881

Karl's weirdness is fairly remarkable even here.

Although I can relate to a lot of the stuff he says since I also come from a working class family from the north of England.
All the little references he makes to things happening on his estate and all the politics that goes on in those kinds of communities seems familiar.

But the thing is with Karl is there's just so much of it. It's a kid who had a pet magpie, never went to school because he was in wales, had a uncle called tattoo Stan, had another uncle who thumped a Monkey, had a dad who sorted him 20 crates of Tic Tacs and also wanted to throw his dead budgie on the fire, but not before his mum got some feathers and glued it to a rock to keep the other budgie company.

Everything is just so odd. I can maybe give a handful of examples of equally eccentric people or things that have happened to me.

But with him it seems to be everything.

>>64933157
Steve comes off as a bit sycophantic towards Ricky at times, but the chemistry between Steve and Karl makes for some amazing radio.

>right... I'm NOT an invalid...

Ricky has a talent for playing those two off against each other. All he has to say is "Ooh he's done you there," or he'll egg Karl on knowing he's about to say something disgustingly rude to Steve.

They're all entertaining to listen to but Steve is the only one I'd actually want to meet and have a conversation with. Hello Ladies is massively underrated as well.

>>64933134

there's gotta be more videos like this

>>64933316
I know I have the most in common with Steve (Which still isn't much) but I'd love to have a pint with Ricky, although I'd prefer all 3 to be there.

>>64933301
>I can maybe give a handful of examples of equally eccentric people

I thought that "eccentric" was synonym for Englishman

....Steve

>>64933296
>draws a line.
not calling steve courageous, but how is that gutless, not taking abuse?

>its a Karl tries to illustrate his book video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afO0HfnvQDw

(Also featuring possibly the funniest moment between Ricky and Karl)

>>64933394
He can't handle the bants m8e

>>64933186
Been listening to it since 2011 and I honestly still have trouble keeping a straight face on the train or in the supermarket. It was fucking impossible at first though. Years of just hoping no one saw me grin like a psychopath.

>Armpit freak

>>64933394
Because he dishes it out to Karl nonstop, but when Karl gives a little back he pulls the brakes and tells him to "settle down".

>>64933429
>>64933447
thats not gutless, thats being a hypocrite

>>64933431
I was listening to it at work this week, karl said something about a woman who had a baby who had a baby. People asking me what the fuck I'm so happy about

>that time karl upset gail porter and made her quit her radio show

>its a karl tells us about what he thinks the future will be like podcast

>>64933465
bit of both teebeehaitch

>It's a french fella doesn't think women should wear trousers episode

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>>64933488
God, she was immense in the 90s.

>its a karl thinks cats with mops is a brilliant invention episode

>>64933544
>it's a french fella tells steve that karl has a head like a fuckin orange episode

>They always talk about Neil fox
>now he's getting done for sexual assault too

Fuck

It's a METCHANT episode

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>>64933551
JUST

>>64933637
METCHANT! WHO ARE YOU CALL SAD? AT LEAST MY MUM STILL DON'T CUT MY HAIR

>>64933622
>ywn get diddled by dr. frog

why live

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>>64933622
He was found not guilty but it definitely cast a new light on the paedogeddon episode of Brass Eye that he appeared on

I know you're just sixteen, but looking all of twenty-one
That's
BECAAUSE!
Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnneeeeeeeeesse
Look
OLDER!

>>64933488
>Not gonna win any awards

>>64933670
Her story is genuinely awful.

>its a galileo dont talk to me about science please make me television episode

Post you best Karl's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaR8vB4N8KY

Ricky: Play a record, play a record
Karl: I couldn't believe it
Ricky: What do you mean you couldn't -- stop the record, stop the record

>>64933748
>THIS WOMAN HAD A PORK CHOP STUCK TO HER ARSE FOR FIVE YEARS?

>>64933748
>she sat on a pork chop and it was stuck to her arse for 5 years

>>64933404
Fucking GOAT.

>>64929734
>shit prizes episode(s)

>>64933842
>every episode

>its an aunty nora episode
>its an uncle who sleeps in a rubber dingy and has two TVs, one each for sound and video episode

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>>64933842

>>64933911
>Only Fools and Horses DVD

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRODNEYYOUFRRRKNCRRRNT

>>64933945
>PLONKER

>>64933880
>It's a jim the hat who never wore a hat episode

Right, that monkey is not about to drive away in that car Karl, or we're never doing this again.

>>64933687
Wasn't Rolf on that?

Because he allegedly used to go around the prisons with Jimmy Savile, raping all the young lads.

Chris Morris definitely knew about Savile as well. He did a bit on On the Hour where he basically said that Savile had died at a hospital and everyone there was relieved and wished it had been more painful.

Where to download the XFM series? I'd even be willing to pay, want to listen in the car

>>64934005
https://www.copy.com/s/t%3A43nOVVKFsDk42lcV%3Bp%3A%252FRicky%2520Gervais/XFM%3Boid%3A12838

>>64933980
>its a tattoo stan and the fella who wanted his son to get his skin episode

>>64934045
>it's a mick the screw who owned a hardware shop episode

>>64933715
She's a regular on The Unbelievable Truth (BBC radio panel show chaired by David Mitchell) and sometimes I wonder if she's been invited out of sympathy, or because she's a woman and the BBC is obsessed with tokenism nowadays.

She's very nice but she has no banter.

>>64934027
https://www.copy.com/s/t%3A43nOVVKFsDk42lcV%3Bp%3A%252FRicky%2520Gervais/Ricky%20Gervias%20%26%20Mother.mp3%3Boid%3A11862

RIP Ma Gervais :__;

>>64934005
I got it all off Pirate Bay.

>>64934071
>its a john the screw was actually cabby episode

>>64930953
you sound like you know a lot about righting.

>>64934126
The early shows where he calls her and records it are brilliant

>>64934152
>it's a Karl changes his story between the XFM shows and the podcasts episode

>it's a karl inserts himself into movie dialogue episode

>>64934229
The Kes one is the funniest intentional thing Karl ever did

>>64934280
Squoze?

>>64934280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnL4rUKTAzQ

>it's a meat tree and that episode

>>64934360
>Phil... Phil Colon.... ins...

>>64934280
My favourite is the One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest one.

>>64934360
>it's a Tourettes Trent Darby episode

>it's a boys bully karl episode because they were absolutely BTFO in the award ceremony that ricky "doesn't care about"

>it's a making fun of claire sturges usage of drugs episode

>>64931175
Yep, I think Karl's reaction was pretty understandable.

>>64931357
Yep, by the end, the level contempt in his voice is quite noticeable.

>>64932357
does that count as hover hand?

>>64933000
That sign/character is fucking terrifying.

>>64932752

that episode has rickys best laugh. it sounds like a firework going off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-h_RrAqC8g
24:00

>>64932375
From his show

"I'm really into cup cakes now... my life seems to be having a cup cake and a cup of tea, and then filling the time between the next cup cake and cup of tea."

what a miserable bastard

>>64936019
Holy shit you're right.

>it's a karl breaks up with his girlfriend when he finds out she has a problem with her bone marrow episode

>>64936184
Ricky's reaction to that was amazing.

>....OH GODD!!!..KARL!!...HAHAHAHAHAH!

IT makes me really sad that if these three where on air today they'd be absolute rekt for their political incorrectness..

I guess Gervais got away with the Golden Globes though.. so maybe it'd be okay.

>>64931234
Yea it was good I especially liked the part where he took advantage of his goggle eyed freakishness and had that camera close up.

I personally think Steve could be better at stand up then Ricky, because Ricky was really cheap for some of his content. Such as taking the mick out of religion.

>It's a Ricky reads out obvious satire but treats it as if it's real episode

puke fest, always have to skip this one because he's a comedian and should know satire when he sees it.

>>64930942
Dude I have listened to every podcast, XFM show, and audiobook at least 40 times, I just want these fuckers to make some NEW CONTENT

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>>64937671
Well they'll have to make up and become friends again for that to happen...

ricky is probably too arrogant for that to ever happen, and probably resents KArl for leaving his show in the second season ruining whatever character arc he wanted to create.

the reason why
the reason why
the reason why I had to die
did I bleed the blood of greed
what was my destiny?

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>I want to die an old man in my mothers arms