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so yeah... pretty underwhelming trailer in my opinion. thoughts?

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so yeah... pretty underwhelming trailer in my opinion.

thoughts?
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>Dark side
>Christian cross
>60% jewish according to jewdar
>Use racism to boost $$$
>Market the film via #BoycottEpisodeVII
Are they even hiding their political agenda?
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> This is the last time I will post on 4chan before seeing the trailer
Feels weird
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>>61924510
It was amazing.
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>>61924633
Hi, Disney PR!
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>>61924633
no it was boring
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Any youtube links pls?
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>>61924677
Yes, Star Wars is now owned by disney. The trailer was everything that us fans wanted. I loved it!
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>>61924769
not boring, just underwhelming
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>>61924792
This
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE
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Wait, so that was it?? Holy fuck was that boring
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>another trench run
Are
you
fucking
kidding
me
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WHERE THE FUCK IS LUKE
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so we see leia but not luke, well fuck you too
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Not nearly as memey as I thought it would be tbqh
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7/10

the villain is gonna be shit, you heard it here
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I loved it
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I loved it. I was crying
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>>61924510
yeah it sucked

at least they didnt reveal the entire plot tho.... that happens way too often
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The implication that the galaxy has gotten to the point where nobody even believes that the Jedi or the Force ever existed is downright bizarre. It's only been 50 years! Aren't there photos and videos in the Star Wars universe?
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AYY LMAO
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>>61925155
I'm actually pissed. It's now pretty obvious that they're just redoing A New Hope
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>"It's true... all of it"

Extended Universe confirmed canonical again?
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>>61924806
So how are you doing, Disney PR? Why are you throwing more fuel in the lefist race war? smh tbh fam
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>>61924510
googledrive leak confirmed for correct
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>>61925107
We saw luke with R2D2 again
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so luke is basically confirmed dead now, right?
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Twitter is a goldmine right now
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>Countless historical record of jedi
>JEDI ARE REAL as though it were some huge revelation
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>>61925187

>invent FTL travel
>don't invent the camera

ayy lmao
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>>61925206

Nah, if the EU was real then there would be a million Jedi running around.
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POE GONNA HAVE TO FUCK THAT MASKETTA MAN UP
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>>61925257
He's going to either show up at the very end or be in the beginning and die
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>>61924609
no
they'll have a nigger in the white house by 2020
oh shit wait
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Wow JJ is literally copying EVERYTHING from the first movie

Even the whole "No one believes in the force" bullshit

LUKE SHOULD HAVE A NEW JEDI TEMPLE AND JEDI RUNNING AROUND
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>Bogina as jedi for all the new trilogy
Good lord...
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Here's the link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE
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I liked it and it didn't give too much away. I'm pumped
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>just let it in
Interracial Breeding Ground confirmed.
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WHAT IS THIS MOVIE REALLY ABOUT

WHO IS WHO GODDAMMIT WHY IS THERE A NIGGER DOING THE SAME FUCKING FACE

I NEED AN INSIGHT
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>>61925187
>Luke didn't know what Jedi were in NH
>Empire officers called the Force an ancient cult
>Han constantly talked shit to Old Ben in NH
What were you expecting?
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>>61925275
>Anakin and Obi-Wan were running around fighting a war with lightsabers with the whole galaxy watching 30 years ago
>the Jedi Rebellion is the whole explanation for the Empire existing
>hurr durr we all forgot the Jedi existed
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JUST LET THAT BBC IN
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LUKE IS REYS FATHER

HAN SOLO DIES

STARKILLER BASE BLOWS UP

KYLO KILLS HAN

STARKILLER BASE DESTROYS BOTH REBEL AND IMPERIAL FLEETS

FINN IS FORCE SENSITIVE

AYY LMAO
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Im totally hyped.
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>>61925311
PLANET
SIZED
DEATH
STAR

PLANET
SIZED
TRENCH
RUN

Fuck this shit
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You know what I thought?

3 words...
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I liked it
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>>61924510
Fuck all of you b8ing fucks. It was amazing.
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>>61925228
Pretty good, we are actually doing it just to piss you off!
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>>61924510
The leaks are confirmed.
It's really gonna be as shit as they say.
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These guys look cool
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JUST

LET

IT

IN
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>>61925390
Let it in or Big Black Cock?
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Why is the fucking cast so ugly?
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>>61925395
-1/10 smh tbh fam
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>>61925187
Not really. That one Empire guy treated the force as a superstition as early as A New Hope.
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>>61925228

Do you think we care about this crap?We want money period.Now shut your mouth and buy the tickets...i know you will.
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>>61925365
kek I just knew would find this joke here
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>>61924510

It doesn't feel like Star Wars. Like, at all.
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>>61925257
his hand appeared in the trailer.

i think they will pull an obi wan and kill him early though
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Are these set of movies based on the old ep 7-9 concepts Lucas wanted or did Disney laugh his ass out of the room?
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STILL NO LUKE
LUKE IS BEHIND THE MASK
STILL NO LUKE
LUKE IS BEHIND THE MASK
STILL NO LUKE
LUKE IS BEHIND THE MASK
STILL NO LUKE
LUKE IS BEHIND THE MASK
STILL NO LUKE
LUKE IS BEHIND THE MASK
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>>61925146
10/10

the villain is gonna be Luke

Corrected, the trailer almost certainly confirms it via his conspicuous absence.

Crazy theory: that creepy voiceover for the teaser wasn't Andy Serkis, but the the former hero (who went on to become one of the greatest voice actors -specializing in villains- of all time), who is now a palpatine-topping baddie wielding both sides of the force to push his own agenda independent of the first order OR the resistance.
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>>61924609

no
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>>61925414
le nazi spacemen
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>>61925350
>dem hooker heels
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>>61925274
Thots need to fuck off real niggas love starwars
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>>61925350
wew that buldge
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>>61925356

Luke not knowing about the Jedi makes sense, he lived in a backwater on a farm his whole life. The officers called the Jedi "a sorcerer's religion", never an ancient cult. And Han was just a dick.
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Seems a bit like they're trying to pack a trilogy's worth of stuff in one movie
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Bad guy is gonna become the new Bane.

...what a stupid voice.
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>>61925414
Knights of Ren I presume.
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Haha literally everyone posting on this entire board will see it one way or another so shitpost away :)
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>>61925414
That looks like a Tarantino gang shot
>those underlings standing around causally
>that horrible military discipline
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>>61925414
>when the squads outfits are on on point
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For a movie that puked up "practical effects" in every possible way...that trailer was sure CGI heavy.
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>>61925187
I dunno think about how well informed about shit the average person is on earth today

People just living their lives with their heads up their asses beleiving stupid shit or not beleiving stupid shit
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>>61925012
this doesn't feel like star wars at all

also boyega and his acting just doesn't mesh
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>retards surprised the trailer for a boring series is boring
What a surprise to nobody with actual taste
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>>61925519

The movie is like 2:39 long, they have time.
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>30 years ago jedi and sith are common knowledge
>rebel alliance literally buttfucking the empire on all fronts thanks to battle of endor
>they all suddenly forget everything and allow a splinter faction to seize sizable enough power to pose a threat.
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>>61925455
Yeah that's what I'm expecting. I can't see them not doing the Obi-Wan parallel, and him dying early would explain his lack of appearance.
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>>61925311
Maybe Luke realized the Jedi order was wrong in soo many ways and is tryng to get it right? and that is taking time?
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>>61925071
Nice bait.
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What did Vader started? Being an idiot because MUH PADME?
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>>61925414
Is these the Knights of Ren?

Okay Ive been against the Knights of Ren being a mary sue edgy group of sith rom literally out of nowhere to take over the universe

But I truthfully have never considered for a second that they dont have to all be force sensitives. This changes everything
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JUST CUT MY SHIT OUT OF THE MOVIE FOR BEING TOO WHITE FAM
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>>61925311
>LUKE SHOULD HAVE A NEW JEDI TEMPLE AND JEDI RUNNING AROUND

Or at the very least people should know about the Force. In the original trilogy, there was a famous guy running around with a lightsaber right in the middle of a massive war, and the empire's military was led by another guy running around with a lightsaber.
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>>61924510

>release date not May

fucking sellouts
>>
I don't even like Star Wars and that trailer got me excited.
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WHAT SPOILERS WERE CONFIRMED?
JUST THAT BOYEGA FIGHTS KYLO OR WHAT?
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>>61925257
He's probably Hella in hiding. most likey trying to reform the Jedi in secret. Luke is probably met when Han sends him the girl and guy. just a guess
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>>61925514
>it wasn't a cult it was a 'sorcerer's religion'
wow, that changes everything, thank you.
Still, no one gave a fuck about Jedi/Force in the OT
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don't want to start a new thread.

I haven't had need to get the movies in some time. What is the objectively superior release? preferably one i can get on PTP, and not one of the fan cuts
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>>61925464
Lucas said that Disney "choose not to use" his ideas.
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MUH NAZI SYMBOLISM
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>>61925570
how else they reboot the franchise?
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Racism ruined this board
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>>61925570
>>30 years ago
more like 60 but fair enough
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>I will finish what he started.

What did he mean by this? Bring balance to the force? He already did that.
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>>61925012

sweaty nigger memes
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>>61925564
MGSV had decent trailers. Anyone skilled enough can make great trailers from shit piles.
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>>61925589
Killing younglings
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Why did they get Boyega instead of Michael B Jordan? Doesn't make much sense.
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trailer confirmed someone dying. which one of the old cast was supposed to get killed off again?
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what's the theme at 1:07?
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>>61925570
calling it now, the rebels lost after return of the jedi
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Does anyone else find her British accent annoying as fuck?
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>>61925588
I wish it was bait. But it isn't.
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>>61925421
the mantra of the jew
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Boy oh boy did they fuck up the bad guys voice

that was the ONE THING they needed to nail since everyone had such high expectations thanks to Vader, and this is what we get

it feels like nobody understands what made Vader so menacing. You don't need an edgy angry looking mask or a deep bad-guy voice
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So theres only 4 main protagonists?
Chewie and Han Solo for the old audience
then Black guy and white girl for the new hip millenial audience?
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>>61925372

we already knew all of this.

Also about all the Kanata scenes.

And the Guavian pirates

The film is pretty much spoiled in its entirety now
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>>61925541
loo at their helets...too diferent...i gues they are bouty hunter or non military personal guard
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>>61925480
STILL NO ADAM DRIVER
ADAM DRIVER IS BEHIND THE MASK
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>>61925640
I'm not sure whether to feel bad about it or not
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>>61925012
there is no way boogayega could defeat a trained sith. if he survives that then i will have no reason to watch 8 and 9.
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>>61925660
I think he's talking about rescuing padme
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>>61925666
And MGSV turned out to be an outstanding game
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>>61925657
It really did. So fucking childish
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>>61924510
Officailly /nothyped/
>>
CANADIAN VILLAIN GARTH VADER
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I liked the scene where Boyega looks really nervous to fight Kylo. Finn obviously has no idea what he's doing and I think it'll make for an interesting fight.
>>
White guy says "It's true..." as a black dude approaches behind his woman, then he says "...all of it"

He then says "The dark side, the Jedi, the force, it's calling to you"

*black man shown charging up lightsaber*

..just let it in.
CUCK WARS

THIS CHRISTMAS
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>>61925481
I really don't want this to happen. It undoes everything Luke stood for. Having him go darkside just undermines the OT, much like giving Yoda and Sheev lightsabers.
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What's he thinking here?
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>>61925448

I've got to think about this for a few... I haven't watched again but I might agree.
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>>61925692
Are you fucking serious, JJ?
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>Boyega and Ridley not doing accents

Retarded, I wanted Moses!
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>>61925481
Autism
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>>61925672
jj loves brits
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>>61925257
he looked pretty dead in the trailer
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>>61925589
This is the worst part. Like Vader was the big bad. He was a fucking pawn, he never did shit and Shiev had no plan whatsoever too.
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>>61925363
nah atleast 60-75 years now. yo just unfan yourself
>>
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>>61924510
It made me worried and excited at the same time.

This will for sure be "IT IS POETRY" the movie but damn even with JJ copying the archtypes and plot it does look nice.
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Reposten

Holy shit that was terrible
>I have nothing to fight for
Ham fisted as fuck and a shitty way to start a character. Literally a fucking template.

>Who am I, I'm no one
What?

>I will finish what you started
Killing the emperor? Trying to bring Luke to your side? Vader really hasn't done much

>The dark side is
Wait wait wait why the fuck is Han talking about the Dark Side as if he ever cared about that shit? It's all magic to him and he's never been this melodramatic even in his old age.

Booyega still seems completely confused abd does that same exact expression he's been doing in every fucking scene as if he has no idea what facial expression to make.

>Heroes in the light
>Villains in the pouring rain
Just fuck my shit up.

If the trailer is an indication of the movie it's a cookie cutter movie driven by the action with little emphasis on characters.

JJ will has done to Star Wars exactly what he did to Star Trek
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>>61925697
There's a spic too
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>>61925549
At least that clunky red robot near the end looked like a real puppet
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>>61925692
Well shit. I didn't see that, My bad. Either way though, I still have hype.
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>>61925746
>Wow, this evil guy is really pretty
>>
>le one face man
>>
Fuck, the spoilers are true, shit sucks fam
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>>61925232

can you post it?
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>>61925746
>I DINDU NUFFIN
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>>61925694
Isnt that the point, he's going to be a shit low level villian whos a bigger villains henchman
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>>61925692
>mentor dies=luke
>black kid gets hand chop away
>trench run to death star copy
yep classic j.j taking iconic movie moments from older movies
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Black protag was a bad move tbh
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>>61925700
i know, just pissing off the plebs
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>>61925746
Aww hell naw!
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>>61925692
DUDE

TRENCH RUN 2.0

BLACKED EDITION
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>>61925746
>"why the fuck am I standing here instead of running away?"
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>>61925311
He did have a new temple. Then the Knights of Ren fucked 'em up.
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>>61925746
reminder that right after this scene happens luke kicks the shit ouf of kylo

cant wait tbh we finally get to see grandmaster luke
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>>61925796
Pretty much, you can even see the obvious Rey face when Han dies.
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GIVE ME GOOGLEDRIVE LEAKS LINK PLS
>>
I'm 99% sure Luke dies
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>>61925657
>>61925727
>reddit
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>>61925746
white boy don't stand a chance. He finna' get fucked up by dat BBC saber and then he gon fuk his sis tbh fam.
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>mfw Kylo Ren is a Vader cultist

>>61925746
>Damn, Kylo Ren is uglier than I thought.
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Just let the BBC in fam.
>>
test
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Fucking JJ Abrams and his lens flares man.
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>>61925657
>tripfag
>complaining about anyone else ruining anything
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Holy shit Finn is so scared. He flinched like mad, and that look of terror... Kylo is already my favorite.
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>>61925107
What if Luke doesn't actually appear in the film and all you get is a robohand and a voice behind a cowl. It makes sense because Hamils so fucked up and all he really does now is voice work anyway
>>
Luke confirmed for not appearing in Episode 7.
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>>61925414
#squadgoals
>>
so we're all in agreement the sith lord is luke, right?
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>>61925774
>mass effect fan

he eats shit
>>
this place is turning to /v/

are we really going to pretend that didn't look great
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>>61925780

this is true . it does not feel like star wars at all
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>>61925746
>SUP FAM?
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>>61925350
who is this demon of semen?
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>>61924510
MISS ME YET?
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who /actuallynothypedanymore/ here
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>>61925657

hi tumblr
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>>61925808
don't forget female luke
>nobody from a desert planet
>dreams of getting to the stars
>finds out parents were important and took part in a huge war in the not so distant past
>becomes hero
This is shaping up to literally be a remake
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>>61925746

Looks like Kylo takes his mask off. Damn shame.
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>>61925820
DUDE TRENCH RUN LMAO
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>>61925829
luke could fuck all of them up at once
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>>61925780
>Wait wait wait why the fuck is Han talking about the Dark Side as if he ever cared about that shit? It's all magic to him

It's been 30 years and he's seen that shit first hand. I'm sure he's come around.
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>>61925871
I want to touch his beautiful hair
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What a cliche bad guy voice
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Too dark imo

Hope it doesn't take itself too seriously.
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>>61925487
>>61925423
>>61925390
>>61925365
>>61925348
>>61925306
>>61924609

INTERRACIAL

BLACK MEN, WHITE WOMEN
ASIAN MEN, WHITE WOMEN
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>>61925692
no..thats imposible
IT ALL RYMES
I
T

A
L
L

R
H
Y
M
E
S
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>Lets make the main bad guy look like a massive pussy
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>>61925688
The more fanatical Imps got chased to the most obscure parts of the Outer Rim by the Rebel Alliance/New Republic and became the First Order.
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>>61925809
New trailer made it seem like the girl is the protag IMO
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>>61924806

star wars fans also liked the prequel trilogy

star wars fans are the biggest retards ever
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>>61925903
>He's seen this shit first hand

when?
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>>61925871
Go away, Redwood. You're a nigger.
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>>61925746
JUST
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>>61925363
>Implying JJ will acknowledge the prequels as canon
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>>61925725
lol
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>>61925187
It's more about the final story of the rebellion winning. Nobody knows how the rebellion won, but the stories are that jedi are involved.
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>>61925746
*smacks lips*
*turns on lightsaber*
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>>61925871
>tfw he's the dead person the chick is crying over in an earlier shot
We can only hope
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>>61925883
You have no standards lad

It looks like a typical fucking jarjar shit fest with star wars paint
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>>61925187
This was pretty significant to me. It means Luke hasn't been able to restart the order yet.
>>
DIVERSITY IN SPAAAAAAAAACCCEEEEEE
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>>61925657
>b8 more racism
We will never get past this.
FUCK
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>>61925780
>Wait wait wait why the fuck is Han talking about the Dark Side as if he ever cared about that shit? It's all magic to him and he's never been this melodramatic even in his old age.

By this point he's seen Luke do it a few times, that's probably enough to convince him.
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>/tv/ Forget even the empire officers thinking that Jedi was a lost forgoten religion in episode 4

Why you guys are soo shit?
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>>61925847

I read it before. Its all there, anon, all there fucking spoiled scene by scene

the trailer confirms every single part of it.

and its not so great
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>british accents in space
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>>61925692
>straight line going INTO the mountain and negating the horizon line.
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>>61925657
Racism isn't the worst pf it, more like the sarcastic mock-racism "LETS JUST REPEAT THIS BAD JOKE OVER AND OVER AM I SERIOUS WHO THE FUCK KNOWS TBH FAM JEWS" bullshit that makes this board really annoying. It sucks cuz other than that this is theoretically the best place to talk about movies
>>
This movie looks tonally way off from the other trilogies.
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>>61925933
Whenever she's not smiling, not raising her eyebrows, or has that stupid look on her face, she's a 6/10 at best.
>>
So are the Knights of Ren like a bunch of Vaderfags with Kylo are the helm? Cos judging by that shot in the trailer they all look to be wielding blasters/staffs (one of them in the back has what appears to be a giant paddle?), which is more indicative of bounty hunters thn sith
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LUKE WAS IN THE TRAILER HE WAS THE ONE WITH THE METALLIC ROBOT HAND CARESSING R2D2 LIKE HE WAS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL BOY GODDAMNIT /TV/ WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID
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>>61925187
That's consistent with the originals though. Its the prequels that screwed it up.
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>I will finish what you started
Vader was just a fucking dog, he was nothing. What did he start? He just served the emperor

Why didn't he look at Tarkin's old burnt wig and say it?
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>all that technology
>han ages horribly
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>>61925725
No it was fucking awful. Sad too, really wanted it to do well.
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>>61925694

The guy is supposed to be a vader wannabe fuccboi. That chrome trooper and whoever serkis is playing are supposed to be the real niggas.
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>people that haven't read the summary
Rey is the new Skywalker, Finn is just force sensitive and holds the light saber for her.
Han dies.
Luke doesn't appear until the very ending, when Rey goes to meet him.
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>>61925960
What accent would they have?
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>>61925692

God damn this movie is a fucking mess of copy and pasting.
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>>61924806
I wanted to know what the movie was going to be about. Even the slightest hint that isn't shit I already gathered from the internet.
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OFFICIAL TRAILER POWER RANKINGS
1. 2
2. 3
3. 1
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>>61925746
why did i believe whitey's lies
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Luke is gonna be the Yoda of these movies. He'll make a brief cameo at the end of the first movie and will be featured heavily in the second.
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>>61925742
>>61925742
>>61925742
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>>61925883
The trailer was kinda generic.
Especially this hit random notes on a keyboard "epic" style.
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>>61925958
i know I want to read it again but lost link
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>in the first movies most fans wanted to be on the empire's side just because it was cool
>now everyone wants to be on the empire to avoid being with the nigger and the feminists
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>>61925859
hot tbh
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is the sticky broken for anyone else?
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>>61925957
>implying most of these faggots arnt here to shitpost about cucks

this board is beyond saving now
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>>61924510
motherfucking boba fett !!!!!!
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>>61925570
My best guess is that after Endor the entire Empire went full damage control. Doesn't make sense though because the ENTIRE galaxy knew (considering the shots of like every huge planet celebrating and tearing down monuments of the empire) So how would they suddenly not know?
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WAKE ME UP
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>>61925979
i already knew
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>>61925692
lol it's not a trench run. JJ is bad but not this bad. They are just fighting over a trench. It doesn't mean they have to get into the trench or anything like that
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>>61925692
another trench run its like they don't even want to be original
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There's no way Mace Dindu beats Kilo Ren, who the fuck is going to be the villain if he goes down, I mean really 2 more star wars movies with no Sith?
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>>61925720
THis is at the end of the movie. Guarantee he gets his shit rekt, is about to die and Luke saves him out of no where - first real appearance of luke.
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>>61926014
>1. 2
>2. 3
>3. 1
What kind of autismo shit is this

5. 6
7. 8
9. 10
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>>61925929

>Fucking lyng
Pathetic
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>>61925931
Episode V: Vader blocked Han's gun with his hands, then used the force to pull it over to him
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>>61925997
Know anything about Poe?
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>>61925979
That was in the last trailer. We wanted some real footage, not recycled footage of a stand-in with a CGI hand.
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You losers are so predictable. I bet there's a discussion about the new star wars movie going on at reddit right now.
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Not a single valid criticism in this entire thread.
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BRING BACK LUCAS
>BRING BACK LUCAS
BRING BACK LUCAS
>BRING BACK LUCAS
BRING BACK LUCAS
>BRING BACK LUCAS
BRING BACK LUCAS
>BRING BACK LUCAS
BRING BACK LUCAS
>BRING BACK LUCAS
BRING BACK LUCAS
>BRING BACK LUCAS
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>>61925875
he looks fine
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SHIT MOVIE CONFIRMED
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>>61925187
Really, what it means is that in 30 years, Luke hasn't done shit to re-start the Jedi Order like he was supposed to. That was his entire purpose. It was literally his destiny.

The fuck, Abrams.
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>>61924510
>The black guy has a blue light saber

AND DROPPED
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>trailer
more like another teaser piece of shit tbh
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>>61925979
We all know.
That isn't a new scene.
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>>61925659
Harrison Solo isn't old enough for that to make sense
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>>61925979

That's a vision that Rey seas through Kanata.

Luke only appears in the end, when he tells Rey he's her father and tells her to accept her fate.

The speculation goes that in the next film, and because Rey is so cynical, she'll go dark side
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>>61925363
You've never met a holocaust denier have you?
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I want to suck Kylo Ren's pee pee
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I can't believe they are making A New Hope 2.0

Like...if there was one thing that JJ should have been told it's to absofuckinglutely make sure you DON'T remake ANH because Lucas already fucking did that and it's considered the worst film in the OT.
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The shot of Driver advancing on Dindu was legitimately cool.

The pirate castle looked like fun.

Oscar Issac is handsome and should be the lead.

Everything else looks like rehash and nostalgia for the OT.
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So I guess Kylo just kills the pilot guy? He didn't get a character intro along with the other three.
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>>61926058
That ice world is a planet sized death star.

He absolutely is that much of a hack.
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>>61925966
>best place to talk about movies
I'd bet boards like /b/, /v/, and /tv/ have significantly lower average age than the rest of the site. You guys are always going to be drowning in stupid memes and shitposters.
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tfw just rather play KOTOR2 fams
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>>61925746
woah that lightsaber is cool fam
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>>61925933
she has that same stupid face as that manlet from the hunger games
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Shit music
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>>61926092
Not canon anymore.
Luke didn't do shit but sit around for years.
Just like Obi-wan.
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>>61926047
>i can't discuss high level cinema such as Star Wars on my message board
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>>61925657

blame the jews racism , we're just reacting to that

justifiably so
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>>61925657
>>61925966
>board is spammed with 1000 used up fucking memes
>/pol/tards find it
>is now spammed with 1003 used up memes
>"omg this board is so dead, why isn't it like reddit xD"
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>>61925012

Is it me or does Boyega have really weird body proportions?
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>>61925995
People who play games to have some sort of revelatory narrative experience are fucking retarded. Games are about their mechanics, and in that regard MGSV blows most games out of the water.
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>>61926053
>age 30 years
>don't change your haircut or style of clothing
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Still think Rey's situation at least at the beginning of the movie ridiculously resembles Kirk in Star Trek 09

but then I guess there are only so many ways to start this story
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fuck all you naysayers I AM SO GODDAMN HORNY LETS FUCKING GO DIE SITH SCUM
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>>61926121

>Everything else looks like rehash and nostalgia for the OT.

Yeah it's basically A New Hope which is pretty lazy.
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>>61926072
He gets captured by Ren and interrogated but he escapes. He does the Luke sequence at the end and destroys the new super weapon while Rey fights Ren to save Finn after he gets BTFO.

>>61926092
He did, but Snooke's army attacked him.
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>>61925891

Right here.
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>>61926125

Kylo kills the boss of the village on Jakku, nobody else.

He interrogates Poe but he and Finn escape.

He doesnt kill Fin and Rey equals him in battle.

The ground sinks under him due to plot armor
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>>61926076
It's fucking /tv/ what were you expecting???
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>>61926186
m8 im not even crying about that, star wars has always been mediocre

but you cant tell me this board is complete and utter shit now, just look at all the LE CUCK LE NIGGER LE INTERRACIAL
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>>61925745
Well in the now non-canon EU, Luke did go to the dark side briefly as an apprentice to one of Palpatine's clones.
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>>61925692

Fuck you guys, I'm hyped as fuck for a trench run made with technology 40 years more advanced than the original, suck my dick.
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>>61926210
brava JJ
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>>61926210

Star Trek 09 was just Abrams' demo tape for Star Wars.
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>>61926202
Hopefully the reason is that he's still living in the past and trying to recapture his glory days by doing low-level smuggling.
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>>61926190
You sound so fucking retarded
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>>61926097
Han Solo was like not born or 5 years old when "order 66".
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>Dyke and a black man are the two main characters

This is the sign of a movie that has horrible writing, they needed something to get people into the theater and it's pretty obvious it isn't going to be the writing.

Another bad starwars movie, another missed opportunity
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>>61926194
I noticed too. Homie's got daddy-long-legs with a midget torso.
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>>61926076
You're a cuckold, though.
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>>61925891
It's not the trailer that did that, it's /tv/.
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>>61926092
No fun allowed, there will never be a alien jedi in the main cast
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i can't wait for the upcoming JewJew adaption of LoGH
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>>61926019
new sith goes after luke and wons duel. first trailer he puts his hand on r2 and theres smoke and fire now on this new trailer we see sith walking in village searching luke and one cut doing the finishing blow. its so obvious
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>>61926210
>Rey tries to make it to a ship before it leaves the planet
>AWWWWWWWW CAN'T STAND IT I KNOW YA PLANNED IT
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>>61926243

24 hour avatar, cunny and bane posting was on such a higher level too. you're right.
>>
Knowing the prequels, the sequels, and the original trilogy are all in the same timeline and canon really fuck with me.

They all give off extremely different vibes and feelings. I just, I don't like all existing together. I don't like Jar Jar having happened in the same universe where fucking STARKILLER BASE happens. It just doesn't work with me. Same with Star Wars Rebels and Star Wars Clone Wars. How are they canon, how can Sabine exist in the same universe as Han Solo. I just don't understand, /tv/.

I need help understanding how all these different feelings can exist in one universe together.
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>>61924510
I'm hyped. Too bad Daisy and Boyega seem so miscast. They don't look like leading heroes. I really wish that Plemons had gotten it over Boyega. Isaac should be fantastic though.
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>>61925742

sheeeit

good eye
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>>61925746
Is that George SITHermann?
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>>61926261
>purposefully excludes asians
>even though it includes fucking Jawas
holy shit JJ, what the fuck...
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>>61926113
i want to know who that robot praying its C-3PO or similar to him
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>>61925605
Star wars started the summer blockbusters now it's just a lump of coal.
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>>61926067

the prequels made hundreds of millions and even if this is shit it will make billions
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>>61925746
AWE SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
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>>61926261
>I don't care if you're black, white, brown

Then why even mention it?
>>
doesn't matter how "nothyped" any of you are, 90% of you will still pay money to see it you contrarian motherfuckers
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I thought this whole movie was supposed to be about 'not using CGI and more practical effects.'

Every scene in there looks like some CGI planet or backdrop, minus the desert scene. Even the ships look pretty bad.


Oh well. Hope it isn't going to be shit like the Star Trek movies, but it probably will. Here's to Episode 8.
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>>61926271

Rey has no romantic interests in the film, so she might actually be a dyke
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>>61925799
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByQR6taehVh7MUdKLWdLRUx5eG8/view?pli=1
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>>61926053
JUST KILL MY CHARACTER
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This looks and feels like a genuine fanfilm
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>>61926166
But...that's not better.

If you're going to change canon, it should be to improve it. Grand Master Luke was awesome. His students were awesome. The Reformed Order was awesome.

Why would you have the main character of the second trilogy turn out to be a complete failure? Just so you can have him parallel Obi-Wan? Shit's dumb.
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>>61926261
>I don't care what you look like give me your money nerd.
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Holy shit, /tv/ is getting triggered harder then fucking tumblr, top kek.
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>>61925657
is this your first day on 4chan leddit faggot ?
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>>61926195
Yes MGSV had 10/10 gameplay mechanics.

The gameplay itself is 6/10 though because of the terrible level design, repetitive missions, and empty open world.

That plus the story being shit make it a pretty bland game.
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>>61926375
Fuck your EU you spaz.
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>>61925487
So let's hire people based on the colour of their skin instead of if they have talent...isn't that racist?
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>>61926190
If you don't find it annoying then there's just no way you're older than 15, please go male friends and become well adjusted to society and then you can come back
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>poe
>rey
>kylo

why are the names in this movie so fucking retarded?
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>>61926261
>Jedi and Sith are races

Like Islam? :^)
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>>61926092
He failed the real reason no one knows about the jedi anymore is because Luke quit
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>>61925187
>universe were only 5 people used the force
>4 die and one goes into hiding
Not that hard to imagine.
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>>61925720
It's pretty much confirmed that he gets BTFO by Ren and Rey comes in to save him and reveals she's the new Jedi.
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Fuck this copy-and-paste shit, I'm gonna go watch LoGH again.
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>>61926398
This. White nerds eternally BTFO
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boyega is the key to all of this.
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>>61926310
>24 hour avatar,

LOL, shit has been gone for so long now

>cunny

literally gets deleted within minutes

>bane posting

literally the pinnacle of this board, the only reason its even relevant

all three of those things are better than this LE NIGGER LE CUCK LE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS meme shit
>>
So did this trailer confirm the leaked plot synopsis or deconfirm it?
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>>61926080
he should shave for the love of god
>>
JUST LET IT IN
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>>61926268
yeah yeah stay mad
this board was shit long before /pol/ found it, you faggot just want to bitch that it's not a reddit hugbox tbh
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>>61926271
>>61926357
Finn isn't Rey's love interest, they're even casting his love interest for the second movie. There was a casting call for it.
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After rewatching for the tenth time, it's starting to grow on me. I guess the music is playing a big part
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>>61926398
Its 90% people complaining about /tv/
this thread is like a twitter hashtag.
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>>61926373
Except it doesn't

Characters seem to be hands off/secondary
Plot seems to have forgotten it's own movie cannon
Everything revolves around explosions

A goal for discovery in something that is obvious for the audience from the get go.

It just doesn't work the mystery component as we have too much knowledge of the universe
>>
>main strong womyn hooks up with BBC
>women watching will want to try it aswell
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>>61925012

Huh, it feels just as soulless as his Star Trek. But for some reason I'm surprised.
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>>61925923
no jedi order, the rebels called the resistance, I think the empire reorganized into the first order and bet the rebels.
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>>61926261
Yeesh. Representative of the entire film so far tbh.
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>>61926420
Hi /v/
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>>61925746
That he's fucked. Seems like he spotted Kylo, busted out the lightsaber he was holding onto but doesn't know how to use in an attempt at intimidation, and Kylo busted out his own saber to teach him a lesson.
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>>61926477
you literally cannot express yourself without using buzzwords
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>>61926350
>doesn't matter how "nothyped" any of you are, 90% of you will still pay money to see it you contrarian motherfuckers

where have i heard some retarded shit like this before?

oh yeah, that one movie which was insufferably shit. it was a total success.
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>>61926202
Just like Indiana Jones!
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>>61926350
>Implying I won't be waiting for a streaming version

Maybe if you're retarded enough to do that, sure
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>>61925012
how do they make average chicks so fucking hot.

is it literally just lighting
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>>61925686
it confirms that rey is a solo.
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>>61926261
wait whites are allowed to like this one?
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>>61925980
Eh, not really. We know dudes with lightsabers are generals in the Clone Wars and are in bed with the Senate, but we can't prove they can do all this crazy shit with the Force.
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>>61926273
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>>61926480
I get the feeling you don't know what a dyke is
>>
DONT FALL FOR THE HYPE AGAIN

THIS IS THE PHANTOM MENACE 2.0

YOUR EXPECTATIONS WILL BE BETRAYED.

THIS IS AKIN TO WHAT JJ'S STAR TREK IS TO THE ORIGINAL SERIES
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>>61926421
Even disregarding the EU, it's bullshit just as a continuation of the original trilogy.

The ENTIRE POINT of Luke Skywalker was that he was going to restore the Jedi Order.

Having him fail so completely for 30 years is beyond retarded.
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>>61926420
>the terrible level design,
Fuck right off. The level design is part and parcel with its mechanics, and part of the reason the game is so great. Every major camp has multiple ingress and egress points that feel infinitely more organic than the obvious through-paths of the previous games in the series. It's the only MGS game that's actually fun to play.
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>>61926515
Hi :^)
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>>61926496
You sound like a fucking retard
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>>61926485
I bet he survived the pit
>>
That nigger is so distracting in this movie
>>
Instead of Force Choke, Kylo Ren just calmly lowers his hand and Poe just starts losing his shit.

That's something I'm noticing - the similarities are skin deep. They take something familiar and go the opposite direction with it. Like, we expect Luke to be the one who introduces the characters to the Force, but it's goddamn HAN SOLO.

We expect ten thousand red lightsabers, but only Kylo Ren has one.

We expect the Empire to fail, but what do we see the First Order doing? Fucking up everybody's business with cold efficiency and fire. We see one First Order soldier die. We see one Tie Fighter explode. Every other time? The heroes are fleeing for their lives or getting captured. The only time one of them raises a finger to Kylo Ren, like two seconds later he's shitting his pants.

This isn't just a retelling of A New Hope, this is subverting expectations and going somewhere pretty fucking grim by the looks of it. You know what's gonna happen in that trench run?

The Resistance is going to fail. They don't have Leia's support, they don't have Han, it looks like they're barely holding together.
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>>61926520
THAT'S NOT TRUE
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
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>>61926466
confirm, everything from it is in there
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>>61925257
hell no dude. thats han she's crying over most likley. luke shows up after finn gets his ass handed to him and kicks the shit out of ren
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>>61926596
enjoy your children's movie fam
>>
black people don't even like star wars
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>>61926492
Holy fucking shit, it's like watching a bunch of neckbearded /pol/tards circlejerking and a bunch of angry nerds raging.
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>>61926589
Why do you like the old one's so much?
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>>61926186

butthurt? also nice bulshit you are raching here...no one is talking about star wars quality...its just too hard for the retards here remember a famous scene(Vader Force chocking his own subordinates) of a Movie series?really?
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Read the leaked summary, Luke tried to start a new Jedi Order but he got betrayed and Ren (Han and Leia's son) turned on him.
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>people will consider the JewJew Abrams films canon

If George Lucas isn't involved it's not canon, bottom line
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>>61926551

Rey is de daugter of Luke.
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>>61926531
> Fantastic Four premiered in New York on August 4, 2015, and was released to the rest of the United States three days later. The film received negative reception from critics and audiences. At the box office, it underperformed, earning $56 million in North America
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>>61926594
>trip arguing about /v/ shit in Star Wars thread
Enough /tv/ for the day.
>>
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByQR6taehVh7MUdKLWdLRUx5eG8/view?pli=1
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>>61926520
cry those bitch tears
this will certainly trigger tumblr
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>>61926596
You sound like JJ who wouldn't know good characterization if it bit him in the ass.

All he's ever done are action movies and are thus mediocre in the end.

I've never seen anyone who wanted to go back and watch one of his lifeless shell of a movie. Pretentious prick
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>>61926575
homie
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>>61925187
>The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.
>>
That love theme reminded me of BAttlefron like a lot. Other than that, it's pretty standard. Like Into Darkness standard but it looks like itll be a fun time at IMAX 70mm which is great.
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>>61926671
so han and leia's son will be the douche from Girls?
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>>61926420
MGSV is fucking garbage and When people say its one of the best games to come out this year tells you how fucking bad the video game industry is right now
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>>61926650
your the one writing detailed paragraphs about a movie with lazer swords, bro
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>>61926527
>buzzwords
I like to dumb things down for mongs such as yourself, apparently it still wasn't enough
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>>61926605

Thats brienne of tarth not Fett
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>>61926480
What race do you think Finn's love interest will be?
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>>61926531
>people didn't see this movie because black
>not because it was utter shit with utter shit reviews

Dude fuck you just die. Fuck you die die die the world will be better off
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>>61925933
damn this black dude looks so out of place
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Looks like a natural continuation in many respects.

Loved the urban exploration in the beginning.
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WOW ALL THAT DIVERSITY IN THE TRAILER!!!
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>>61926315
>how can Sabine exist in the same universe as Han Solo

How can Jackie Chan exist in the same universe as Linkara? Stop asking stupid questions.
>>
>>61925205
This is ANH for the hungry games audience.
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>>61926671
false shit is false enjoy your wrong rumors and shit movie
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>>61926744
I just entered the thread tbh
>>
So how likely is it that these spoilers people are posting are true? I feel like I should stay off /tv/ for the next couple months.
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>>61926750
Twi'lek
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>>61926520
did they kill the black guy

the jedi imposed diversity quotas and soon the sith took over
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why the fuck luke did not teach force to others to secure peace in galaxy for generations unless she gone full kreia and thought force benefits no one.
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>>61925746
DARTH VADERS 3RD CHILD MOTHERFUCKERS NOT EVEN JOKING LOOK AT HIM ITS FUCKING ANIKIN WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER!!!
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>>61926746
Another insult. Nice rebuttal. You sure showed me.
>>
Holy shit we already hit the bump limit.
You faggots were fucking triggered.
>>
How did the 70 IQ /pol/ mouthbreathers find the time to stop sucking Trump cock to shitpost on /tv/?
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>>61925350
>wanting insight
fam...
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>>61926092

I dont see any blacks!!! no wonder this racist shit was scrapped
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>>61926766
This. I can't take it seriously.
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>>61925600
Why do you think they're not force sensitive?
Why does this change everything?
Wouldn't it be neat if that guy with the gun WAS force sensitive and could do cool shit with his shots?
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SNOKE IS PLEAGUS
SCREEN CAP
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>>61926589
hate phantom all you like but lucas had a vision, even if he is crazy.

this movie has no vision, no soul, its a disney/jew production designed to make money though diversity and political correct bullshit
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>>61926845

A jew is directing a jew run companies movie, what did you expect
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>>61926845
What is wrong with you people. It's not anything new. /pol/ has fucked you all up and now all you see is NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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Before I was a little hyped. It's Star Wars so I gave a little benefit of the doubt. Now, after this trailer, all I can think of is meh. I won't pay to see this in theaters like I might've been. I'm going to pirate the shit out of this so they don't get a single dime from me.
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>>61926809
He didn't have a midichlorian counter. Duh.
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>>61925686
Leia's ANH theme
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>>61926825
>discussing the content of the trailer
>triggered

Dank meme fam
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>>61925746
AY HOL UP YOU FINN TO BE TELLIN ME THAT IM SUM SOTA GANGSTA JEDI AND I GOTSTA FIGHT A WITE DUDE WIF A RED LASER SWORD?!?!

SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIT
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>>61926792
>>61926799
99%, all the scenes in the trailers are in the spoilers. Poe's interrogation, Finn versus Ren in the snow, Leia and Han's reunion, the trench run, Rey's lack of origin.
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>>61926920
>JIDF detected

Go away you don't own this board anymore.
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>>61926936
Reply
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>>61925012
this seems more like a gi joe movie
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>>61925589
Poetry. He's going to out poetry them all
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>>61926634
I want this to be true. They do the trench run, movie looks to be over...
They fail, second half of movie begins
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>>61926634
If you believe in that Ring Theory, then this will be the LITERAL opposite to A New Hope
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I already likey main personage, main pilotman oscar pistorius, better than no-good daisy duck and boyegaman. main pilotman oscar pistorius, principal hero of new star twars, white handsome and dashing, modern fairy tale prince, x-wing is new pumpkin carriage, look at beyblade-8, look like pumpkin too, daisy ridler cute disney princess, ride off into jakkof sunset with handsome pretty mainpilotman oscar pistorius. no-good blackman boyegaman, GO AWAY
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>>61926836
There's barely any racebaiting here, you absolute faggot.
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>>61926520

Confirmed leaks say Han dies and Chewie lives.
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>>61925958
>>61925847
the part that jumped out at me was Kylo doing some force shit in Poe's head. that shit is really random and was definitely in the leak.
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>no Anakin Solo

>no Solo twins

>no Ben Skywalker

>no Chewie heroic death

>no Yuuzhan Vong war
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>>61926437
>why are the names in this movie so fucking retarded?

Dark Invader
Lou Spaceman
Handsome Bachelor
Chompy
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>>61926965
>either actual retard or meme poster
>either way cannot be older than 14
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>>61925012
i want to see it , but i just find jew forced diversity so infuriating.

he hates white males, but wants us to buy tickets to his movies
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>>61926809
yfw Luke pulled a "Sith" and literally thousands of Jedi are hiding in the shadows
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>>61925692
Pretty sure this is not a trench, but the new death star planet opening up.
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it's too obvious

kylo ren = leia
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>>61926520

Oh boy i cant wait /tv/ calling J.J a Savior if they Kill the nigger in the first movie and forgoten in the sequels
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>>61926920
check your privilege faggot
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>>61926119
>implying JJ is capable of anything but copy/paste
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>>61926031
>>61925859
BLACKED
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>>61926428

yes, this is how leftists express their racism
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You morons act as if JJ will direct all three films
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>>61926531
I knew from the start that this movie would fail.
It's not because of the black guy.
It's not because the movie was bad.
It's because people are sick of reboots, especially in capeshit.
And Fantastic Four is one of those franchises that just doesn't click with mainstream audiences.
No one was asking for another F4 movie.

In contrast it has been a decade since the last Star Wars film and it's one of the most beloved film franchises.
Even if it is garbage and their is an uncircumcised veiny BBC on screen for 12 seconds it will still be a huge success.
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>>61926654
>using nerd as an insult
>on 4chan

reddit you really make it too easy
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I was thinking it would be cool if the first movie was influenced by the sequels and if the second one had some connection to the prequels and we could go back to that lore. I'd mark out if that was the case.
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>>61927172
He will produce them, together with Kennedy.
They are going to be the same garbage.
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>>61925012

i mean, i know pol is racist, but you can tell jj abrams was like, i will find the blackest least white cranial skull looking guy and just shove him into this role and pat myself on the back for defeating white anglo culture on behalf of lefty jews
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>>61926119
>>61926119
>ANH
>the worst of the OT
Welp, that's it, /tv/ has well and truly gone off the deep end. Have fun with your cuck and bbc talk faggots, I'm out
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>>61926815
>You sure showed me.
Apparently so, I gave you reasons in another post but you were too illiterate to see past the "buzzwords" (which ironically, is itself a buzzword on this website)
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>see a bunch of stormtroopers
>somehow I expect them to start dancing or do other silly shit

I think pop culture ruined them for me.
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>>61925875
shit, nigga's been getting screen time on the flash and even is getting a call back for more.
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>>61927077

>No Yuuzhan Vong war

This is very much a positive change.
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Please god, let the nig die at the end of the film. PLEASE. Star Wars was my childhood. Hate seeing shit like this happen.
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>>61926589
I enjoyed the prequels, I enjoyed JJ's Star Trek reboot, I'll enjoy this movie. u mad?
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>>61926531
>comparing a garbage-tier capeshit film to the return of Star Wars
Do fuck off already, your arguments don't hide the fact you're a contrarian autist.
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>>61926728

Did they ever call Jedi a religion again after A New Hope?
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GUYS GUYS RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HATE NIGGERS IN MOVIES!!!

*RAISES HAND*
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>>61925514
They called it an ancient religion. Come on step up your shit.
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>>61926059
You're aware Lucas ripped the whole 'fighter bombers screaming along a trench' thing from 633 Squadron right?
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>>61927457
Best part:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgBbwQT6k-8
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>>61926520
That's Han, her father.
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>>61926673
It really is as simple as that.
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>>61925746
I DONT
KNOW WHAT
TO DO
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>>61926520
>People thinking that's John Boyega laying dead
You dumbasses, that's Han, he's even wearing the same jacket there as he is earlier. They went and spoiled Han's death in the fucking trailer!
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>>61927447
>mfw part of the very small percent that believes the prequels are better and I think that this movie looks like shit.
It's a fucking terrible remake like Star Trek.
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The black guy looks legitimately scared as Red is walking toward him.
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>>61926520
That's Han.
Chewie is on top of him probably mourning as well.
You really think Harrison Ford would sign up for all three movies?
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>>61927716
finally someone else who gets it!
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>>61925983
>implying that wasn't obviously cobbled together from different parts of the dialogue
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>>61927949
is cuz hes got that crip blue saber. its a turf war fam
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>>61925983

He's obviously talking about wiping out the Jedi, sperg.
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>>61926066
>oh no, i feel like might need to think here. i hate thinking. please waste your time explaining everything to me in a 3-page post!
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People who look like intellectuals should be casted for space movies, not that black guy.

People should have smaller features, not look like a literal gorilla. That black dude looks so out of place it isn't even funny, he is like the exact opposite of what should be on a space ship
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>>61926520
she's cute when she's crying
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>>61926121
all of this, this.
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>>61926936
>>61926973
Samefag
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>>61928235
epic meme post pal.
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>>61928404
You genuinely trying to say he doesn't look entirely out of place in every single scene?
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>>61928449
Not him, but he pulled off that genuine look of fear vs Kylo Ren pretty damn well tbf m8
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>>61928449
Star Wars is filled with aliums of all sorts of shapes and sizes, so no, I don't think a regular looking black guy is out of place. The only thing that tingles my autism is that he's a stormtrooper or tie fighter pilot, or both.
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>>61928522
>>61928693
If you can look at
>>61925933

And not immediately think he looks out of place them I'm happy for you, you can enjoy things I can't.
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>>61926634
i like where this thought is going. And I hope you'll be proven right to a certain extent
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>>61926092
that's one ugly jaden
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>>61928841
oh just fuck off, idiot! Just don't fuckin watch the movie then. Save your ten bucks for later.
Just stop with your pathetic whining.
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>>61928979
Sorry I thought I was discussing my opinion on a movie trailer in a thread dedicated to said movie trailer on a board dedicated to movies.

I'm not the one whining, you're the one whining because I have a different view than you.
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>>61928841
It's just a black guy, why do you really care so much? I'd be more concerned about his script than anything else.
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>>61928979

sjw getting emotional
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>>61929091
>posting the most punchable-smug face making the most smug expression
Okay anon, you got me triggered this time, well played
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>>61929027
If I'm whining then it's because I'm tired of such a piss poor excuse of a human being like you endlessly repeating the same old bullshit.
Yeah, well, there's an ugly black dude in the movie.
FUCKIN GET OVER IT!
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