DUDE I ALMOST HAD YOU

YOU ALMOST HAD ME? YOU NEVER HAD ME YOU NEVER HAD YOUR CAR...

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>>55792397

TORETTO

MUMBLE MUMBLE FARMLY

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TORETTO

U DISREPSEC MAH FAMILEE

SWAT CAME TO MY HOUSE

you know what?

it was FOR YOU

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>POCKETS AINT EMPTY CUUUUUZZZZ

>WHATYA TALKN BOUT CUUUHHH

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FAGGOT

BULLSHIT NOBODY LIKES THE TUNA HERE

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Nice legs, what time they open?

>>55792397
UH DUNT GOT FRIENDS
I GOT FAMILY

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TORETTO

THIS AINT OVER

>>55792913
THIS WAS NEVER OVER
IM IN A TREE

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Big guy, I almost had you

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DUDE BANE I ALMOST HAD YOU
YOU ALMOST HAD ME?
YOU NEVER HAD YOUR PLANE

>>55792950
>not caught you

YOU NEVER HAD YOUR LIFE

;____;

>>55792620
>EJECTO SEATO CUUZ!

>>55793035
DUDE YOUR BROTHER IS IN YOUR FACE

>>55793035

HE WAS IN HIS FACE

I'M IN YOUR FACE

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YO THE BUSTA SAVED MY ASS
YO THE BUSTA LOOKS LIKE PLASTIC

YOU A COP?

TRY FATBURGER FROM NOW ON. GET YOURSELF A DOUBLE CHEESE WITH FRIES FOR 2.95 FAGGOT

>implying tokyo drift didn't have the best soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M

i'm glad history is redeeming this movie. underrated

POCKETS AINT EMPTY
O
C
K
E
T
S

A
I
N
T

E
M
P
T
Y

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>>55792950
Now's not the time for death in car crashes... that comes later

PROMISE ME, NO MORE FUNERALS BRYAN.

JUST
ONE
MORE

>>55793280
MY OWN CUZ
AYY MII PAPI

Is there a more autistic board than /tv/?

>>55793311
Oh come on bruh, Fast Furious quotes are fucking hilarious

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>>55793202

lmao, wish something like this came out today, triggering would intensify

>>55793311
You don't know what autistic means.

>>55792913
HIDE THE BABYOIL YO

>>55792487
SWAT BROKE INTO MY HOUSE

AYY THERE U GO AGAIN WITH ALL THAT NEGATIVITY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>55793202
Great advertisement for Fatburger, if you ask me

>>55793400
I NEVER NARCED ON NOBODY

Furious ∞
Fast 9
Fur10us
Fast to Eleven
Furious 12: Against the Russians
13 Furious: A Journey in Space
F4sT Fur1ous: Remember Paul Walker?
15 Furious movies damn
Fast 16 Furious: I guess we driving again

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>>55793612

>>55793636
BANE
U DISRESPECT SMEE AND MY MEN
U CRASHED MY PLANE

Okay who should be the next villain?

>>55793781
Silvester Stallone

>>55793841
As a car or an actually person because at this point is there a difference?

>>55793708
I NEVER CRASHED ON NOBODY

>>55793636
>>55793708
>>55793887
Goddammit I actually laughed at 'i never crashed on nobody'

>you always had me...cause we're familia

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>baked as fuck
>this thread

YO DOM WHATS THE BUSTA DOING HERE

reminder we've had this repost long before paul died

>>55794094
Because the busta kept me out of handcuffs, he didn't just run back to the fort, the BUSTER brought me back

>>55792397
You can have any drink, as long as it is a Corona™

BULLSHIT ASSHOLE, NOONE LIKES THE TUNA HERE
YE WELL I DEW
WATCH YO BACK, WATCH YO, WATCH YO, WATCH YO BACK

>>55794272
WATCH YO BACK
A
T
C
H

Y
O

B
A
C
K

BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH

DOMINIC ORETTO, U UHN NOE MEH,BUT YUR BOUT TEW

>>55794313
HE WAS IN MY FACE DOM

>>55794272
Why is this movie so good?

YOU DA BOSS?
OR AM I TOHKING TO DA BOSS?

I can't remember any funny lines from Tokyo Drift, maybe because the dudes accent it self was so hilarious

WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT BRAZILIAN PLACE YOU WANTED TO TAKE ME TO AGAIN?

>>55794413
LAS VEGAS

>>55794413
>>55794427

cha cha cha?

>>55794393
she was just admiring, MAiiiiii RAYYYYYYDEEE

>>55794413
>Brazlian

>>55794413
CHA CHA CHA

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THEY ONCE TOLLED ME I ATE A QUARTER POUNDER EVERY MILE
I THINK THATS WHY WE WERE BROTHERS BECAUSE YOU DID TOO

>>55794370
Because its the first one.

>>55793636
BANERETTO!

LA MANO ARRIBA, CINTURA SOLA
DA MEDIA VUELTA,

DANZA KURUDO

NO CRUST
O

C
R
U
S
T

>>55794580
kuduro

>>55794272
>tfw they talk so much shit about that tuna sandwich in the movie that now you never order a tuna sandwich

>>55794513
MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN POPCORN!

>>55794566
CIA CAME INTO MY HOUSE

>>55794633
TOO BIG FOR MY WHOLE FAMILY

>>55794669
YOU NEVER HAD YOUR FAMILY

GO FETCH MY PLANE

GO FETCH MY CAR
FETCH YO CAR?

>>55792397
F & F is probably the masterpiece of XXI century

EMPTY CUUUUH

Pavel, I'm CIA.
What are you talking about, Bill?
Ever since I met you, I've been on a hired gun. I'm CIA
Oh, you bastard. You bastard!

>>55794751
i said forget about it cuh

SHE DID IT FOR YOU DOM

FOR YOU

FORYOU
O
R
Y
O
U

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who /jp/shows here?

Why are all of these movies so good?

>>55794393
>downkey Kowng?

WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME, YOU RUNNIN LETTY

I DONT UDNERSTAND

>>55794393

Did that guy do anything after Tokyo Drift? I don't think I ever saw him again.

>>55794791
Because they know what they are, and they aren't trying to be anything other than that.

But they have one problem, these movies are writing like a Mario videogame. I'm just waiting for the movie where they stop a Russian invasion rymem

>>55794796
my sides

>>55794821
F&F 7. I was expecting him to join the fucking crew, instead he got a cameo.

YOU LUCKY YOU STILL BREATIN.

>ctrl+F
>no WE HONGRY

LIKE I SAID, WE HONGRY

>>55794789
What the hell is going on here?

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THIS IS BRAZIL

why aren't they 2 mexican bros in 6 or 7?

>>55794973
Because they were not part of the original crew.

>>55794759
DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TEARS IN YOUR EYES WHEN BANE FLIES AWAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?

>>55794973
They lost all their money at the end of 5 and went back to mexico

>>55794966

Is Vin standing on a box here to be able to stare Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in the eye?

YO MIA BETTER HIDE YO BABY OIL

>>55792983
CRASHING THIS CAR WITH NO SURVIVORS

too soon?

FUCK YOU NIGGA YOU DIN WIN!

>>55795062
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH

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DUDE GOING THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD LMAO

WUTCHA MEAN DRUUFT

>>55795010
kek

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>>55795062
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

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Best.

>>55792538
Those are some big shoulders

>>55793215
I remember thinking that this movie was going to be a big piece of shit after seeing 2 Fast 2 Furious and making fun of my dad for justifying his liking of this movie because it shows "a different type of racing". After watching it I was pleasantly surprised by it.

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>>55795010
Seriously though, why didn't they just find a box for this scene?

>>55795192
>normies editing context of photo

>>55792735
TOMORROW?!

>>55792853
Uh, you don´t get to bring family.

The thing about street fights... the street always wins

>>55793117
I'M IN YOUR RACE

>>55795220
The Rock is standing 9 feet away in this shot. It took 3 days to get it right... and this was the end result.

>>55795220

Wtf is this some CGI bullshit? Why aren't they looking each other in the eye? Is Vin standing on a porch?

>>55795310
my sides oh fuck

>>55793616
Faster and furiously in the quest for peace

AYY MI POPI WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIED TOGETHER POPI AIIIIII MI FAMILLIA

>>55795220
Do people ever talk like this in real life?

>>55795362
KEK

>>55794378
*indistinguible spanish*
Now that´s a real driver! Go cry to your moma eh?!

>>55794478
hey wat´s up with this damn microwave?
GO MAKE YOUR GODDAMN FOOD!

Yeah that's just it Dom I never knew my dad.
DONT WORRY BRIAN IM YOUR DAD
HEY MAN HE WAS GONE
NO BRIAN YOU'RE GONE
YOU'RE IN A TREE

>>55794580
JAJAJAJAJA
OK ONE MORE

PODE PODE DAR, EU TO DE COLETE, EU VO PEGAR EU VO MATAR O CAGUETE

VIAJO DE VELOCIPEDE WE WOOOOOOO

>a tree kills Paul Walker
>Vin Diesel plays a Tree a year later

COINCIDENCE? HAS SCIENCE GONE TO FAR?

>>55795220
>practical effect are good

WE HONGRY

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>it's cool, I got it.

>>55795062
WELL FUCK YOU THEN

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>>55795535
>THAT TREE WAS MY FRIEND

>>55793280
lol

>>55794669
THE SWAT CAME CRASHING INTO MY HOUSE
BECAUSE SOMEBODY NAKED ME OUT
AND YOU KNOW WHAT
IT WAS FOR YOU!

>>55792939
im crying from laughing at this thread

>>55795566
MY SIDES 10/10

>>55795005
And where´s Leon, the guy with graspy voice in the first movie?

>>55794939
street closed pizza boy find another way home

>>55794601

pau duro

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>>55795690
This guy? Became a pizza boy in LA.

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DORITO!

DORITO! CLEANING LADY CAME TO MY HOUSE

DISREPCTED THIS WHOLE BAG

>>55793202
I like the tuna here.

>>55795535
That tiny tree cut through the car?

TTCCSC

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TORINO!

TORINO! JUVENTUS CAME TO MY STADIUM

DISRESPECTED MY WHOLE SQUAD

>you will never be put in an armlock by Gina Carano while Gal Gadot asks if you like it rough
> jdimsa

>>55794393
I ONLY RACE FOR PINK SLIPS

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TOTINOS!

TOTINOS! MFW A AMERIFAT CAME TO THE STORE TODAY

DISRESPECTED MY WHOLE ESTABLISHMENT

YO WHATS WITH THIS GUY, SANDWICH CRAZY?

HE AINT HERE FOR THE FOOD

>>55796082
chill out bro he's slinging parts for harry

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CORNETTO!

CORNETTO!

>Well, Brian, it seems that we truly are The Fast and the Furious.

Jesus christ, really?

Can someone explain the ending of the movie though.

I have a theory that the train was actually God and judging Brian and TORETTO!, but then why was Toretto on trial at the end of the forth movie?

Was it all a dream?

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BURRITO!

BURRITO! MEXICANOS
CAME TO MY HOUSE

DISRESPECTED MY RICE

HEY TORETTO, ILL SEE YOU SOON

ITT: BUSTAS

>>55796817
this is gay donny is gay

WE GOT NO ENGINES DO WE

>>55792397
i almost went to see furious 7 until I ran into a crowd of children acting like idiots and decided to go back to my condo and catch up on some work. Is it worth watching or is it a complete waste of time?

ILL HOLD THE MONEY, ESE

I NEVER NARCED ON NOBODY!!!!

Warning!!!

Danger to Manifold

>>55797070
To me it's not a waste of time if you know what you're watching. The first 3 are just hilarious to me, the other 4 are over the top action.

It's really mindless action, and it knows it doesn't take it to serious. But it's never obnoxious like Michael Bay shit.
Also most people on /tv/ saw the first one in highschool or whatever, so they grew up with this stupid shit. Because when it came out ever 12-18 year old saw it.

>>55795181
NOOOOOOO ! MOOOOOONIIIIICAAAAA

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>>55795840
>>55795953
>>55796027
>>55796133
>>55796817

>>55795181

NOOOOOOOOOO MONICA

>>55795220

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS HE IS STANDING TO THE SIDE OF HIM!

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AHHHHHHHH DOM HELP ME

GRANNY SHIFTING
DOUBLE CLUTCHING
10 MINUTE CARS

>>55792620
Damn, dat nigger Tyrese havent got old, blacks dont crack

>>55795786
No fucking way really? I'd kill myself if that happened to me

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>>55793035

>>55798026
oh god kek

>>55792800
He may be in Paul's face

But Paul got in his heart

>>55798069
3deep5me

>>55793616
Now you're making me think that there will be a Fast and Furious movie on the same setting as F-Zero

>>55798196
2080's 4fast5furious will do that

>>55798196
I LIVE MY LIFE ONE BOOST AT A TIME

>>55793612
>>55793636
>>55793278
>>55792983
>>55792950
you know what's funny, nobody cares about your shitposting in a shitposting thread

THIS THREAD DOESN'T HAVE SHITPOSTERS...

IT HAS FAMILY

>>55793215
This is the only Fast and Furious movie that I enjoy. I actually really like it.
I haven't seen Furious 7 yet, so I can't make any judgements on it quite yet.

>>55792800
lel my sides

>TFW you're bad for business
>TFW Dom wins, kids want to buy his stuff
>TFW they pay cash

HOW MUCH?

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>>55798351

SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE

>>55798805
SALUT MI FAMILIA

>>55799063
MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFORD PAL
>FERRARI

>>55794966

This is Bwaziiil

>>55799088
SMOKE HIM

>>55792620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msBbeo0SKHI

>>55794058
dude weed lol ganja!

>>55799117
duuuuude this thing will decimate all, WITH about 20 grand and overnight parts from JAPAAAAN

>>55799117
Greatest comedy movie of all time.

>>55793035
>still no dr gino hair shop.

>>55794821
He was in some war movie. Jarhead maybe?

C O R O N A
O
R
O
N
A

>>55795118
Lol haven't seen that version. I like the tollbooth jump one

>>55795566
Oh man.. best dub dubs ever kek

we hongry

>>55794821
he a NCIS nigga now cuh

>>55799611

After a decade of no work he finally got his easy paycheck.

>YOU'RE LIKE THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE OF JAPAN

>>55799084
*Baby son of Mia and Brian*
Yes. Family.

THOSE MOVIES SUCKS

CIA CAME TO MY HOUSE

*YOU GOTTA CHANGE YOUR EVIL WAYS START PLAYING*

>>55798026
holy shit my sides

AYY TORETTO

>>55793708
CIA COME TO MY HOUSE!
DISRESPECTED THE MASKETTA MAN

>Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
>They are not my friends. They're my family.

>>55794539
:(

FOREHEAD