hey /tv/. my family have been divided after my idiot cousin

>>54665897
>I would bet my life savings no single person here can make it through this waffle.
I have seen A Talking Cat!?! over 20 times, I've seen fucking Vampire Dentist twice. This will be easy.

>>54666034
Okay I'm a minute in and it's just a black screen. Is there a movie at any point?

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>>54665897
yeah sure it can't be tha-
>two goddamn hours of this shit

what the fuck

>>54666071
2 minutes in and words have scrolled on screen. This will be my last dispatch before I watch. Keep the thread bumped for two hours and I'll give you my thoughts.

>>54666071
I had that too. something's fucked with the embed. Just click somewhere in the vid and it'll load properly.

It's not worth it though. What the fuck op how does your family not have control over your shitpig cousin

>>54666034
this film has no redeeming features. it doesn't even have any camp or funny in an ironic sense worth of value and there is 2 hours of it. Imagine if Michael Bay was a retarded monnkey and the monkey had aspirations of being a celebrity and decided the best way to do it would be to produce his own film then it still would be 100x better than this film

>>54666176
the aussie accents are pretty funny, so there's that

At least your cousin isn't a heroin addict, like mine is.

>>54666118
In Lebanese families, the firstborn grandchild is the apple of the eyes of grandparents. They cannot say no. Add to this is that my cousin has a wrapped perspective on the world and then you get this monstrosity.

>>54666211
What the fuck did he even spend on the movie? It's shot with a camcorder and it's just using the camera's mic so there's no way he bought a boom or something, and there's zero production values. Shit nig I think your cousin might just be an embezzler

>>54666269
A lot of money was used on renting sports cars and paying actors for some of his shoots. Some of was spent at the Crowns Casino. And I suspect some of it went into the strawend of his drug habit and to pay back some of his 'debts'.

>>54666319
Damn anon. I'm sorry. He sounds like the worst kind of person.

>>54666345
thanks mate. Anyway here is some of his rap music. enjoy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHMnsEFeW2M

>>54665897
1:11:47
wtf

>>54666382
mental illness: the movie.

>>54666211
>In Lebanese families, the firstborn grandchild is the apple of the eyes of grandparents

Then they deserve what happened to them. Send them back to Lebanon while you're at it.

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>>54666382
lol what is that i dont even

>>54666382
1:55:20

holy shit. australians just cant rap

>>54666111
Thirty minutes in. This is mesmerizingly bad. I love it. Bumping to keep thread alive as I watch. One question for OP: It mentions up top that it's a true story., what exactly is true about it?

>>54666630
> lebanese australian

these are two accents that should never mix

>>54666630
YOUUUUUU BETTER LEAVE NOW

>>54666630
>Motherfuck you are in hell
>can't you tell
the kanye of the aussies

7:00

MR WADINSKLY!!!

your cousin made this? the quality isn't half bad. how was he able to hire actors? that's expensive but I guess 50 grand would cover it. I mean, where else did the money go?

>>54666997
>the quality isn't half bad.
what fucking movies are you watching that this isn't half bad?

>>54667019
I mean considering he's not a filmmaker and it's his first time making a film. yeah sure, it doesn't look as good as a hollywood movie but i've seen worse

Op ur cousin is fuckin Rah-Rah? Want U back is one of my favourite songs

>>54666707
I am 30 minutes in and he starts talking about jews. There is nothing cohesive about this and the actresses in this film are probably prostitutes (not a slur but a statement of fact). Why don't his mates tell him to get into a trade? Why do they let him do this?

>>54666997
prostitutes, drugs, his mates, cars, 'debts', and lord knows where else.

He has potential as a filmmaker but this is kind of a mess. It's not boring, though, and so far it's holding my attention. Basically if a movie doesn't bore me, i'll at least give it a shot

>>54667147
>He has potential as a filmmaker
Are you R.A.E.D.?

It kind of has a Lynch vibe to it. I don't know what you're talking about, OP, this movie is intriguing

>>54665897
Seriously are you his cousin or a troll
I've known about this guy & this movie for some time.
He is infamous among bad movie fans in Melbourne
Is he still pretending he is a 'producer', is rahabekah still going ahead?

>>54666707
I am not too sure to be honest because i've never seen the film. He's involved in crime in Melbourne but as far as I can tell he isn't much of a mastermind. He has tried to get a music contract but has been refused by everyone. There is a bit about the Crown Casino, he used to get entrance into the exclusive areas there but for some reason got banned because he would get drunk and scare off the women.

>>54665897
Hey, this wasn't written down before it was filmed was it?
Because I'm up to the scene with the cop and I don't know whether its worse if it's written or improved

>>54666707
Okay I'm an hour in and that last half hour was a doozy. When I paused it he was having some kind of discussion with a priest while he sitting in a throne but I can't hear what they're saying at all. This is some of the worst audio I've ever encountered in a film. A few minutes were dedicated to making fun of Jews and all things considered I'm surprised it was only a few minutes and not and hour or so. Some guys he has a beef with hassled him and his girlfriend, or acquaintance or something, and he just left to leave her to deal with them. He had some self discovery thing where he met aboriginals in the mountains and they talked about how they hated "the system". A lot of this time has just been his hilariously bad rap playing and at one point two songs were playing at the same time. The plot was not moved forward in any way in the last half hour.

Okay, I'm going back in.

>>54667247
I can confirm that they did use a boom, its fallen into shots a couple of times, so i dont know what the fucks happened

>>54667182
Yep. As far as I know he still is. According to his twitter he is releasing 3 new albums on the 31st (shudder). We're estranged so I don't know about rahabekah

>>54666211
>people's retarded way of thinking leads to their misfortune

It's like poetry

>>54667247
you're doing gods work thank you.

>>54666371
oh my gooooood

45 minutes in.
It's starting to get to me.
Why didnt the record label just pm him on youtube?

>>54667247
An hour and a half in and he just keeps finding new and interesting ways to be bad. I just watched a scene where a woman's boss tried to force himself on her while upbeat trumpets played in the background. The scene with the priest went on for ten minutes but was filled really weird flourishes like cutting to an establishing shot of the church they were in during the scene and then the scene just picking up again and quickly zooming in on the altar in the middle of the scene for no reason. Part of me feels like he wanted it to be like the priest scene in Hunger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAkBz9glJFo
But a bigger part of me realizes that he's never seen Hunger. Those fucking noises in the middle of sentences for no reason. He shoves some pills down a guys throat. I'm losing my mind.

30 more minutes.

>>54667786
Also why won't that fucking assassin kill him already!?! He's had two clear shots!

>>54667786
Im at the part where he walks around with an echo on him. It keeps flashing purple. I cant hear what anyones saying. I dont know whats happened to me

>>54667786
You're better than most of the guests on RLM.

>R A E D to the motherfucking D
I dont think he gets how it works

>>54667071

>Having to clarify that "prostitutes" is not meant to be offensive

>>>/tumblr/

>>54667293
Yeah, it looked like it was perhaps filmed at his parents house but he never mentions his family. Are the 'friends' in the movie his friends or actors?

Weird thing is Australian hiphop is typically indie style production & small specialised labels, so the whole Mushroom records thing doesn't work.

I'm assuming your estrangement was caused by the fact you told him he is atonal & amusical & generally cannot rap?

http://www.tripplahproductions.com/still-flowin-the-sequel-casting

>>54666211
>my cousin has a wrapped perspective on the world
>rapped perspective