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>4U9525 >4U WAS IT BANE?

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>4U9525
>4U


WAS IT BANE?
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>see this news clip
>first I think is what /tv/ is going to think about it

great now every time a plan crashes or someone makes a comment about big guys I'm ruined
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>>54606056
There's already a thread >>54605644
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>modern plane, 1st world country, flying over europe
>pretty much guaranteed to be terrorism
>no survivors expected
IT WAS BANE
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>mfw there was no survivors
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this DEFINITELY required a new thread
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>>54606074
>a plan crashes
Was fucking up part of your plane?
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op time to perform seppuku
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they don't know but police have a possible suspect they're describing as a GRAND GARS
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>>54606122
JUST
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HOLY SHIT

IT CRASHED IN A REGION CALLED LES BAINS

I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING
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>>54606163
WE HAVE FINALLY MEMED SO HARD THAT THE MEMES HAVE BECOME REEEEEEEAAAAAAAL
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>crashed plane
>no survivors
>flight number starts with 4U
>region called les Bains
>possible big guys on board
>may or may not be a CIA master plan

rev up those big guy folders we might be here for some time
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>>54606163
>>54606180
MEME SO SUPREME

IT ALL BECOMES REAL
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please stop
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>mfw
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>>54606228
Fuck off hothead
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>>54606228
high temperature craniums need to leave
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LE BANE?
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LES BANE?
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what have we done
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>>54606222

>Pilot: Lucian Pascal (age 46) Toulouse, 1.93 m height
>Lucian Pascal
>Lucian
>LuCIAn
>CIA
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>>54606310
STOP IT'S TOO MUCH
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>>54606321
>>54606310

He was a big guy
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>>54606310
>1.93 m
He's a big guy
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>>54606342
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>>54606310
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>>54606223
IVE BECOME SO NUMB
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>>54606074

>makes a comment about big guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O95zNnZZfk
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>>54606163
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH>>54606222
>>54606222
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>3-24-15

>the /tv/ collective hive mind crashes a plane
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this shit writes itself
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>>54606287
:(
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>>54606056
THE DAY /tv/ WENT TOO FAR
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THE MEMES ARE BLEEDING OVER INTO REALITY
WE TOOK IT TOO FAR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>Pilot: so where should we land?

>Passengers: just fuck our shit up
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>>54606056
Haha holy shit..will it ever end?
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>>54606606
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Please tell me this is fake. This is all some /b/ prank to create the ultimate banepost.
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>tfw the illuminati are making fun of us again
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>>54606667

>the illuminati didn't want you to get quads
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HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD
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>>54606839
>the guy who did get quads was in the other plane crash thread
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-32030270

Germanwings airliner 4U 9525 crashes in French Alps

"The conditions of the accident, which have not yet been clarified, lead us to think there are no survivors."
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>The head of France's national Air Traffic and Safety Board (LATFC), Philippe Martine Gillen, has released a statement confirming an "incident" in the southern French region of Digne-les-Bains

>Military helicopters are on the scene and the French president, Francoise Hollande, has requested help from Spain due to the proxmity to the border and the remote nature of the terrain

>The head of France's national Air Traffic and Safety Board (LATFC), Philippe Martine Gillen
>Philippe Martine Gillen
>Gillen
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>>54606950
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>>54606950

>pilot was a big guy
>flight number 4U
>gillan
>les bains

ITS HAPPENING

does this mean that bane's first name was Lesley? Explains why he got big so he could be a big man not some shirt lifter called Lesley
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>>54607037
>>54606987
this one >>54606950 is fake
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>>54606310

Bravissimo, Nolan!
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>>54607045

That's what they want you to think

the fire is rising
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think there'll be any baneposters on the plane?

I mean they'd expect one of us in the wreckage.
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>>54607154
>oxygen mask drop in
>everyone tense as fuck
>aircraft is about to go down
>someone rips his oxygen mask off
GUESS WE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
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>>54607154

>yfw it turns out the plane was filled exclusively with Spanish tv autists on a field trip abroad to teach them social skills
>yfw one of them smuggled a bane mask on board
>yfw the cockpit tapes are released some autist is screaming "NO SURVIVORS NO SURVIVORS" whilst everyone else chants in the background
>yfw they role play that entire scene

Screencap this post
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No fucking way.

I bet that the guy who did this was an OG Baneposter, gone mad with the maymays.

He probably listened to the Masketta Man every morning.
Sang Banestar under his breath as he made the bomb.

As he got on board, he called it in.

This is the start of a new wave of memetic terrorism.
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>>54607224
>>54607219
>two posts within ten seconds positing autistic baneposters as the cause of the crash.

THE FIRE RISES
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>all these European plane crashes
Literally third world
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>4U9525
>Digne-les-Bains
>no survivors
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>BBC news
>scrolling along bottom 4U is separated from rest of flight number
>4U 9525
>scrolling news operator confirmed baneposter
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>>54607339
you forgot that the pilot was a big guy and there is some guy in charge who's name is Gillen
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It's memes TARS, memes transcend space and time.
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>>54606310
THIS IS BEING MADE UP I FUCKING SWEAR!

THERE'S NO WAY ALL OF THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!
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>>54607360
do you think he still feels in charge after this?
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>>54607341
fucking kek
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>>54606093
>>modern plane

it was 25 years old. seriously, fuck germanwings.
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>>54606163
HABBEBING
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>>54607395
Looks like the big guy CIA didn't fly 4U too well.
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>>54607395
>MY FLIGHT MANIFEST LISTS 143 PASSENGERS, 6 CREW-MEMBERS, BUT ONLY 1 OF YOU!
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They have just said there were 2 more people on board!!
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>>54607395
>The two pilots
>CIA
>his three guards
FUCK
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>>54606079
This is /tv/, nigga.
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>>54607496
FUUUUCK
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>>54607412
It was a big plane 4u9525
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>>54607417
speaking of things that are #happening...
their twitter.
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>>54607483

I'll call it in
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This is your fault /tv/. You manifested this demon into reality.

Your constant bane postign and plane crashes with no survivors have all turned into a reality.

All the signs are there, the 4U flight number, the region being in les BAINS.

You have brought into the world pure evil. 4 shame.
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>>54607561
I d-didn't know
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This is what happens when a Baneposter flips. Please preserve your sanity /tv/.
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Fucking hell, just as bane postings fire started to dwindle it manifested into a real life scenario, truly a phoenix risen from the ashes, this is beautiful.
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>>54607561
Once a meme reaches critical mass, the internet can't handle the metamemetic pressure any longer and it transcends into 3D space.
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>>54607618
Baneposting is eternal
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>post yfw some autistic German fa/tv/irgin masterminded this whole thing down to the last detail to enshrine baneposting as a post-modern memetic masterpiece for centuries to come
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>>54607641
So you're telling me, like gravity baneposting transcends space and time? From a 2D plane into our 3D realm? Maybe bane posting died in the future and the world was worse off so advanced humans manipulates events to cause this plane to crash to reignite the flame.

Nolan has literally transended time and space.
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>>54607561
>The combined psychic energy of /tv/ is manifesting in reality as some sort of big guy 4U tupla

Could be worse.
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>Lucian
luCIAn
>1.93 m height
big guy
>4U9525
4U = FOR YOU
>Le Bains
Bane
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>>54607561

>plane crash
>Dignes Les Bains
>Flight 4U9525
>no survivors
>Pilot: luCIAn pascal, (height1.93 m)
>luCIAn Pascal
>CIA
>The head of France's national Air Traffic and Safety Board (LATFC), Philippe Martine Gillen
>Philippe Martine Gillen
>Gillen

The blood of 142 people is on your hands /tv/.
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>>54607705
now we need a doctor
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>>54607561
There's only one man who can stop this.
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>>54607561
You forgot, at 1.93m, LuCIAn the pilot was a pretty big guy.
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>>54607705
>tUesday the twenty4th of march.
>U4
>4U
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>>54607698
>reignite the flame.

the fire re-rises!
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i need to write an essay due tomorrow and now this happens
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>>54607561
>Years ago we made fun of Fox showing the exploding van
>mfw Fox was right
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>>54607775
Write an essay on baneposting.
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Someone check if one of the passengers is called Pavel or Wilson.
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>>54607775
200 words?
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>>54607705
>6 crew
>2 pilots, CIA, his 3 guards
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>>54607794
yep
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>>54607561
May God forgive us of our sins.

I never wanted this.
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>>54607794
>falling for this age old bait
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>>54607806
>but only 163 of you!
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Artists rendition of the plane seconds before impact
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How many passengers do they expect to be in the wreckage?
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>From Barcelona
>Crashed in Barcelonette

IT'S LIKE POETRY, BRAVO LUCAS!
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>>54606056
baneposting is too complex a mechanic for me

it is literally influencing reality
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>>54607835
They're martyrs, they died so we could reignite the flame. If anything we should honor them.
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>>54607890
WHY WON'T THE MEMES END??
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>>54606310
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David Cabanes being interviewed right now on BBC news. He was supposed to be on the flight.

>CaBANEs.
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JUST
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the memes have become too dank for reality to handle. my brain can't even process this anymore.
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>>54607935
CRASH
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THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF THE NOLAN PROPHECIES
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>>54607934
>supposed to be on the flight
they weren't allowed to bring friends
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http://a.pomf.se/ctinfv.webm

FOOTAGE FROM CAMERAS ONBOARD THE PLANE LEAKED
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CRASH MAY HAVE BEEN CAUSED BY SOMEBODY STARTING THE FIRE
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I just thought this was harmless anonymous shitposting on the Internet, man

I didn't want anybody to get hurt, man
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>CIA: uhh you don't get to bring france
>plane crashes in france

BRAVO NOLAN
R
A
V
O
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>>54607934

He was on the flight. He escaped with his brothers.
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>>54607934
>this is only one I away from CIA BANES
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So now he has caused both a shooting massacre AND a plane crash?

BRAVO NOLAN
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>>54606056
>we can predict the future via our memes
B-Brendan, I....
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>>54608030
Brendan confirmed for being into scat, therefore fucking his shit
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>>54607934
He WAS on that flight.

But they expected only one of them in the wreckage, brother.
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