LOL, even the Emma Watson look-a-like is dating an Asian guy
>looks like a bigger and more famous celebrity
Depends on how famous they are. I look like Justin Long but only some of the people I meet say something. It's a nice ice breaker with girls though. Just have to describe who he is.
People tell me I look like the woman from Gone Girl. I'm not very happy about it because I dislike her, at the same time it's a little flattering when people tell you that you look like a celebrity.
>She's pretty ugly.
It's a curse for me as I keep getting told I look like Feelguy
The rising smartphone internet culture is the worst thing that's ever happened to me
I feel blessed to look like Gary Busey!
someone said I look like heath ledger once
Getting asked about flutes must get bothersome after a while...
That looks awful makes her look like an alien.
Are people born this way that bad?
The smallville guy?
People tell me I look like the guy from social network, I'm just an Anonymous now btw
The only celebrity I've ever been compared to for looks is Earl's brother.
A pretty girl said it to me.
I look like the first guy who played spiderman
w-what do i look like? Some people tell me i look like Michelle Rodriguez.
You look like a freckle-less Maeby
>tfw love blue eyes
>tfw live in a brown country
>tfw only Europeans can have them
>Alexandria's genesis not even listed
Hazel > Gray imo. Gray is a little boring, as is very light blue. Amber and/or hazel is a little more inviting, whereas pic related for example is almost off-putting. Dark brown is terrible though. Atleast we can agree on that one.
For women that is.
Do you own sunglasses and a beret?
Neither. You don't look like Emma Watson, babe. You're an individual, a special magical snowflake. Not even sarcasm, I'm being sincere, booboo.
actually you look like the albino from banshee
>mfw girls say I look like harry styles
>feel confident until I go on a thread saying he looks like a monkey
A customer told me I look like Maeby once.
I don't see it?
It's a pretty safe bet you're better actress than Watson, that's for sure.
lel I wish I was a hooker - I'd have more money.
oh well being a broke ass neet it is then.
Fuck off back to tumblr you disgusting cow
nah, been posting here since 2007.
Sorry I don't shit post enough for you.
People tell me i look like an afghan sex slave for some reason
Nope. I remember abatap and RDJ threads when the first Iron Man came out.
Why are you so angry?
Is it because I like black women?
Who do I look like guys?
pic related, it's me.
I believe she's mixed. She's not from Murrica.
I just got told in another thread that I look like a McPoyle.
Brad Marchand of the Bombston Ruins
>Diamond was born in Ventura, California, and raised in Dunfermline, Scotland, where her parents moved as missionaries. She is of Ethiopian, Danish, Czech, Yugoslav, and German descent. Her father is American actor Rodd Christensen, who is known in the UK for playing Spencer in children's series Balamory.
Oh. we were both wrong.
But she is black. You can't get blacker than Ethiopia
I have a hard time believing there are this many girls on /tv.
eh who am I kidding this board might as well be renamed reddit
Nice jawline, but you need to lift. Big traps would make you look a lot better.
>She is of Ethiopian, Danish, Czech, Yugoslav, and German descent
Jesus Christ, that's a lot of different ethnicities.
Depending on the region an Ethiopian doesn't have to be that black, though. They interbred with a lot of Arabs back in the day.
Eastern Africans like, for example, those from Kongo are 100% black. Western africa isn't that black in comparison.
>tfw my bf told me I looked like Alison Brie if she had cancer
Well if you guys are just gonna turn this into /soc/...
>tfw people used to say that shit to me all the time
>tfw looked so much like him that I painted a scar on my forehead the night that the last book came out to wait in line with my gf and tons of little girls took pictures with me
You would have been in heaven /tv/. Me not so much. I got contacts and cut my hair a week later.
You look like my gf.
What the fuck dude.
Whatever, only going to have this chance once, might as well fap.
Im not, but tripfagging blatant shitposters are way worse than anonymous ones.
If you want to promote your profile than at least add something to threads and dont be like evey other faceless sucker.
AND NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE NEW PINK FLOYD ALBUM. IT'S NOT ACTUALLY ANYTHING NEW, BUT A VERY BEST PICKS OFF A MOUNTAINS OF PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED MATERIAL.
LINDA, TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES.
THE LEGACY SOUND OF IT IS ALMOST UNCOMFORTABLE TO LISTEN ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN PREMIUM VINYL RECORD. SOMEHOW DIGITAL CHEAPENED THOSE RECORDINGS AND MADE IT SOUND POORLY PRODUCED. TRULY AN IMPRINT OF IT'S TIME.
CRYSTAL DON'T JUST STARE AT IT, EAT IT
>Skin Diamond's dad is Spencer from Balamory
Holy shit wtf
You look like that Norwegian developer from Adam Sesslers drug trip.
We will all make it bro
pic related my waifu
There's a Dutch cloning lab of famous celebs. It's known.
Goddamn it, this like the thousandth time I've been compared to Patrick Bateman. Is it just all my health and beauty products (some are my gfs pls no bully) or do I have a serial killer vibe?
No, my name is Jamal Tyrone Finklebaumsteinberg.
The point of an anonymous board is the fact that you stay anonymous faggot. This isn't reddit, fucking go back there if you want people to know who you are.
Also you're the beta shit looking for people online to notice you, not us
>post self deprecating victim remark in a shallow attempt at reverse psychology
>Get called out on it
>respond immediately in the most butthurt manner possible
>Expect to not be showered in repetitious insults
How long have you been here?
Hm well that's fair enough, that's how I got here and became an oldfag.
Still he shouldn't post photos and expect not to get shit on by anon. Law of the jungle. A harsh lesson has been learned here indeed!
>Goddamn it, this like the thousandth time I've been compared to Patrick Bateman. Is it just all my health and beauty products (some are my gfs pls no bully) or do I have a serial killer vibe?
I already knew that those fags would go "hurry faggot" that's why I posted it. Seems even if you take the cheaprst possible replies they will still get ridden into the ground, but it's no surprise on this cuck/ bane/sheeve board huh?
It's because the picture seems very posed and unnatural. take another picture from even a slight angle and this time think of something that makes you happy or makes you laugh instead of trying to get your facial expression "just perfect"
I totally believe you, bb. You look pretty, whatever star system you arrived from.