My family and I are traveling together for Christmas, but don't want to get allahu akbared (it will certainly happen somewhere).
What are some good (and safe) holiday spots we could visit?
>>1295325
Stay at home, it's the safest place.
>>1295325
Rural South Dakota. Guaranteed no terrorists there!
Take a boat to the middle of the pacific ocean. Then sink the boat. When your bodies hit the bottom of the ocean floor, you'll definitely be safe from terrorists.
Helen, Georgia
>>1295325
Nashville TN
>>1295325
Israel.
No, Seriously, Security is pretty tight on that shit and Christians love that Jerusalem and Bethlehem shit on Christmas day.
>>1295325
Dubai.Very convinient for a family holiday. Country is used to tourists + chances you get "allahu akbared" are close to zero.
>>1295325
London Canada.
>Tell people you're going to 'London'
>go to London and see terrorists bomb Big Ben.
>fake death
>become a spy like James Bond
>'the names Anon, Anon Desu'
>live happily ever after
Just dont go to any overly touristy city and specifically crowded places.
Rather visit the cities/towns outside of such metros. You will more or less get the same experience, avoid most of the crowds and even any potential terrorist attack.
>>1295325
Granny's trailer.
>>1295355
Bethlehem isn't in Israel, dummy.
>>1295505
at least post the original one
>>1295325
Budapest