ITT: Disneyland/world stories

>>1293833
>never went
The end.

This is not /co/ related you dumb fucking roastie

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>>1293833
My wife made me go on the Tower of Terror after I'd eaten three Mickey Pretzels plus a large coffee. On the first drop I vomitted and on the second drop I shit myself. My wife teases me about it to this day.

>>1293833
I smoked whilst walking about and didn't get caught. I wasn't even in the non-smoking bit. No one noticed nor cared.

>same thread
>same pic

You're boring as fuck.

>>1293833
>be 3rd world foreigner
>go to Disney world
>pretty good have a lot of fun
>get hungry and go for something to eat
>food at vendors are fuckin huge and greasy
Jesus Christ no wonder why Americans are so fat I mean holy fuck giant pizza pretzels? Turkey legs the size of a small (non rounded) chicken's torso?! The churros were fuckin lit though 10/10 would go again

>>1293835
don't bully karlie

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giant waste of money unless you're a kid who likes lots of disney movies and even if you're a kid, you won't be able to remember much of the experience years later. just go to six flags without any gang issues on a non-busy day if you want to have the best combination of enjoyment and value.

>>1293833
Why does she go so often? Is she autistic?

>>1293842
>tfw you will never have an autistic qt to go to Disneyland with

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>>1293843

>>1293833
>cock goes where

>>1293844
uhhh link to video?

>>1293846
Klossy Vlogs
Newest one I think.

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Survey's going around listing potential renames for Hollywood Studios. Pretty much all the alternatives are dogshit, except for "Cinemagic"

>>1293844
qt

>>1293833
It's weird the kinds of things you miss more than anything. Those all-star hotel resorts are lit, mediocre bedding arrangements and shitty TV channels, sure, but still, you pay for the atmosphere, and the atmosphere is great.

>>1293850
I've never seen or heard anyone call the All-Star Resorts lit before.

>>1293833
Great, now I want to fuck a girl with mouse ears on. Thanks /co/

>>1293833
Who is gril

>>1293848
Holy hell those all sound like shit, but cinemagic does make sense I guess if they're going for the whole "park dedicated to riding the movies"

>>1293848
>Disney XL Park
Yeah these are shit except Cinemagic

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>>1293835
>Doesn't understand how the greatest theme parks in the world have an intertwined relationship with the greatest animation producer of all time

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>>1293848
Cinemagic is stupid. Disney Legends is the best. They can put up a courtyard with cool statues of Walt, George Lucas, Jim Henson and Steve Jobs, you fat wino.

>>1293856
This has fuck all to do with co fuck off

We were at Disney World and about to ride the Tower of Terror. My sister didn't want to ride it and my mom asked "where can she go so she can meet us when we come out?"

Without skipping a beat, the hotel attendant/cast member replies: "IF you come out, here's where she should be to meet up with you."

>>1293858
>doesn't like thread
>keeps posting in it
I bet you're more of a Six Flags kinda guy

>>1293857
Legends is more of a name for that "They should build a park featuring revivals of old removed rides" idea people keep throwing around.

>>1293833
Who is this girl? As for my story

>be 11
>best friend's mom got free passes to disneyland and invites me
>she also invites her landwhale co-worker and her kids
>the one kid is a typical stuck in phone teen and the other makes video game references to almost everything
>we get inside and the landwhale insists that we all stay close together and we have to ride Its a Small World
>we try to leave and she literally growls and tells us to get back in line
>friend's mom tells us we will ditch her afterwards
>ride crashes as we are just about leave the castle
>landwhale throws a shitfit and glares at me and my friend and says we're ruining her vacation with her kids and that we shouldn't have been invited
>I end up panicking and kick her in the face thinking she was going to hit me
>afterwards me and my friend bolt off to adventureland and wait for his mom to come back

The rest of the trip was alright but I never saw her again since we took seperate vehicles but was told by my friend she was later fired when she attempted to strangle another co-worker over a soda

>>1293861
That's a dumb idea. A park like that would have no connective tissue. The problem with Disney Parks is so many fans want to live in the past.

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>>1293860
I have a 3 GB folder of BBW and a dynamic IP and im not afraid to use them.
You have been warned.

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>>1293857
Would he fall under the Marvel ban?

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>>1293864
Bring it on

>>1293852
Just go to Club 33 at one of the parks bruh.

Have you met your waifu/hasubando? How awkward were you?

I've met Minnie and I don't think I was especially awkward during. I did squeeze through kind of roughly to the meeting point past a family that wanted to meet Stitch instead (Minnie and Stitch were meeting people in 15 minute slots and Minnie's turn was just ending). So I might have been "that guy" to that family.

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>>1293862
Karlie Kloss

>>1293864
Do it faggot.

>>1293864

You also have no life, but what do you care, time to do your glorious work!

I went to Disneyland when I was 7-8 and all I remember is that I saw a massive snail. Like it was fucking huge.

>>1293872
Sounds like a great trip then

>>1293873
It was at least the size of my feet

>>1293841
>Six Flags
>M-MUH ROLLACOOSTERS
>I-Its okay when the gangs aren't there!
>Even worse food than Disney
For christs sake, if you want to shit post, at least use Sea World as a example. Six Flags is just embarassing.

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>parents and brother live really close to Anaheim
>last time I went to a Disney park was last year to Disneyland
>Haven't been to California Adventure since 2004
>Every time I'm here I think it'd be fun to go CA but never go
>Want to go on the GotG ride
>Have been to universal studios twice in the past couple of years just for the Harry Potter part which is great
>Will probably go again in the next couple of weeks because my grandma is coming and she and I love Harry Potter
>Will probably not go to a Disney Park until Star Wars land opens

I feel like I was kind of let down the last time I went to Disneyland. It was super hot and almost every ride we went on broke down at some point in the day. I didn't even get to go on Splash Mountain or Pirates because they were closed. I also wanted to buy cool merch and all the stuff was really tacky. The Star Wars revamp of Space Mountain was fucking great though.

>>1293874
Damn, that's huge. I'm jealous now.

>>1293833
I got asked to do an amateur porno in the place where the princes and princesses stayed. Just knowing that there's porn with me in it out there online is kinda weird.

>>1293878
Tell us more. We must find it.

>>1293879
>>1293878
MORE

>>1293868
I meet merida all the time its never been awkward except when she asked me if i liked redheads

>>1293881
What did you say?

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I'm headed in two weeks anons. Haven't been in seven years. What is a must ride/experience /co/?

>>1293863
FUCKING THIS
I love Disney but Jesus the fans have no idea how anything works

>>1293884
>>1293863
It's not like Disney gives a fuck about connective tissue anymore either.

>>1293864
> I have a 3 GB folder of BBW
POST IT

>>1293886
HE'S A COWARD

>>1293833
I remember, years ago now, I asked the girl I was crushing on to go with me to Disney on New Year's Eve. I was going to make a move that night under the fireworks. Had it all planned out.

She said no with that old "I'm hanging out with family excuse."

Still feels bad to this day.

>>1293851
Because they're not. That other anon is a square who uses "hip lingo" even if he doesn't understand it.

>>1293841
>thinking Disneyland is just a park for kiddies
>not realizing it's also a marvel of engineering, design, and atmosphere
I guarantee you haven't been since you were a kid, and are just bitter you're too poor to go now.

>suggesting Six Flags as a "better" alternative
Brainlet confirmed. I'm a fan of both parks, but they're for very different things. People don't go to Disneyland expecting Goliath and X2 rides

>>1293836
HAH

>be 13
>Last day at Disney World with the family
>Felt sick last night woke up this morning With terrible flu
>Before even leaving the room already puking and shitting
>Mom doesn't want to lose money on tickets so ask if I can suck it up and make it
>Say yes proceed to go to bus to take us to the monorail
>Get on the monorail and as soon as its starts get a terrible feeling in my stomach
>Feel like at any moment gonna throw up whatever is left in my in me on the window
>Finally make it the Epcot
>Go through the no bag check line and sit next to a a flower bed
>As mom is going through bag check start to throw up into the flowers
Forgot to mention I drank some Peptobismal before we left in the hopes that it would help. It did not, but it did make my puke a great pink color to blend in with the flowers
>Some lady comes up to my moms and mentions that i'm throwing up
>Oh he's fine
>First thing we do is go to Rockin Rollarcoaster where I trust a fart [spoiler]It wasn't[/spoiler]
>Go to closest bathroom and dispose of shitty underwear
>Mom finally calls it quits and take me to medical then we head home
[spoiler]It was really food poisoning[/spoiler]
Ah Shades of Green was such a lovely hotel.

I went to both Disney parks after a conference in Orlando when I was 23. Going with grown up business people was novel. We also got fast passes after a member of our party fainted.

Overall, it was fun, especially the fireworks at Epcot. But I wouldn't have paid money for either Disney parks. Universal studios was better.

They sent Mickey to the hotel, but they didn't let him talk. This unsettled me.

>>1293833
OK so I went to Disney World when I was 4 years old. The only thing I remember is that it was extremely hot and uncomfortable. I have a picture of me wearing a hat that looks like Mickey Mouse's ears.

My parents hate rides (actually afraid of them?) and are brainlet rubes so don't appreciate cultural things or engineering accomplishments so obviously they have nothing to say about the experience.

I'd like to go back now, as a single 29 year old, I have traveled the world but never really bothered with theme parks and that sort of thing. How much does it typically cost to go to and stay at Disney World? Does that place ever close? If it's open year-round I would choose to visit in the winter most likely, but I assume it isn't because the amusement parks near by my home are pretty much only open in the summer.

What are the highlights of the place for those who have visited? I enjoy good food, and some Disney movies are nice, I would probably recognize all the costumed characters, the qt princesses at least.

>>1293853
Karlie kloss

Aka

TayTay's fuckdoll

Just came back from Disneyland yesterday.....

I went a couple of times before I was 10. Now I'm 40, took the wife and our child, which is a first for them.

It was a "good" trip overall, a nice piece of nostalgia for me.

IMO, The only type of people who really enjoy Disneyland or it's franchise are children, and adults with dismal and uneventful childhoods (too poor to go) that are just making up for it now. Regardless the "immersion" was there....

First it was 100*F+ the whole last weekend, and being the last week of Summer it was way too busy and crowded to fully enjoy the place. We're all tripping over each other putting up with line after line trying to do anything, big or small. Want to take a picture with Darth Vader in tomorrowland: wait 20 mins. Want to wait for the train that takes you around the park? 45 mins!
Fast Passes? Fuck that shit, you're lucky to get one per DAY.

The Cars race-track, Guardians of the Galaxy/Tower of Terror ride, or Star Tours? You enter the park right when it opens; to be clear that's 30 mins after it opens because you have to go through security first. You RUN to the popular ride, and find out your fast-pass is already 4-5 hours in the future. You can't get another fast-pass in the meantime, so you have to suffer through all the lines up to do ANYTHING while waiting for the popular ride you hold a pass for.

THEN when you use the fast pass, it's literal another 15-20 min wait in the FP line to get on the ride anyways......the rides themselves was great, if you get on them. But if you want to do it again, you got to get another fast-pass. BUT when you do, the fast-pass machine are shut-down for the day, exceeding capacity. WTF....!

>>1295381
Another pisser was the rides kept breaking down. I was stuck on the Grizzly Run for 20 minutes before getting rescued. They fixed it later on, managed to ride it later than night. But the next day, it broke down again.

Rode the Haunted Mansion once, just as I got off the seat the ride broke down, and they never opened the ride again, because they figured they might go ahead and plan the "Halloween decorations", so the ride was closed for the rest of the weekend.

Roger Rabbit, Pinocchio, Thunder Mountain.

It was kinda horrible.

Disneyland is definitely showing it's age.

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If you go alone you'll get weird people coming up to you to be real chummy but they are plain clothed security guards sizing you up to see if you are a future freakout.

>>1293856
If you want to go to the greatest theme parks in America and you are in a Disney Park or Florida you are in the wrong place.

We were in a gift shop at Magic Kingdom and my mom (being clumsy) accidentally walked into one of those hooks that they hang things on. Hurt her eye pretty badly.

It was totally her fault, but the Disney people freaked out and gave us a ton of free stuff because they didn't want to get sued.

>>1295381
>>1295382
>adults with dismal and uneventful childhoods (too poor to go)
Nope, it's the opposite. These are the type of people that hate Disneyland.

>First it was 100*F+ the whole last weekend, and being the last week of Summer it was way too busy and crowded to fully enjoy the place.
You could've avoided this situation if you did even the most perfunctory of research. Early September is the least busy time of the _entire_ year. Had you gone next weekend, you would've avoided the heat wave and massive crowds. In fact, it would've been a ghost town.

>Fast Passes? Fuck that shit, you're lucky to get one per DAY.
You probably misunderstood how FastPasses work. The bottom of the ticket shows the next time at which you can get one, which is always before your recall time. Even if you got a Space Mountain Fastpass at 8AM and it's for 10PM somehow, you're able to get another one (for any other ride; even Space Mountain again) at 10 or 11AM.

On really crowded days, you'll probably only be able to get one Fastpass for the popular rides before they stop distributing for the day, but there's other options to get FastPasses, or you could've avoided ALL of this by pushing your family trip one week.

> Want to take a picture with Darth Vader in tomorrowland: wait 20 mins. Want to wait for the train that takes you around the park? 45 mins!
>THEN when you use the fast pass, it's literal another 15-20 min wait in the FP line to get on the ride anyways
The Disneyland Railroad JUST reopened after being closed for years, so that's why the waits have been so bad. And is 15-20 minutes too much for your family to handle? Should Fastpasses teleport you inside the ride? That's a perfectly short acceptable wait time, for any theme park. And it's pretty fast compared to 120 minutes without a Fastpass.

All in all, you're retarded. You went with your family and didn't do any preparation at all. Disney thanks you for your money

Disney employee housing is a never ending drunken fuck fest.

>>1295428
Tell me more

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>>1293833
enjoy your enrichment

>>1293872
that sounds really interesting. where did you find the snail?

>>1293864
>tfw we all have dynamic IP's

>>1296242
Also now we don't get to see any of those 3GB of BBW
:(

>>1293883
If you're still going, best of luck. If that hurricane hits Florida then you're pretty fucked.

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Just went to Shanghai Disneyland last week, never been to any Disneyland before so was pretty fun

brand new park, everything was new and clean
I read it's bigger than the other asain disney parks, but I'm assuming the american ones have more going on, things seemed a bit bare at times

The Tron Legacy roller coaster was really cool
and I was surprised how much lio and stitch merch were in all the stores, much less finding nemo merch and other franchises I figured are more popular...

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>be me
>vacationing with my sisters
>ride expedition everest
>purchase the on-ride photo
>look at it, don't see anything wrong
>vacations over and we're home
>sister uploads it to flickr
>read the comments and see a ton of squares over my face captioned hahahahahah
>everyone is laughing at me
>i thought i looked normal
>i actually look like an emotionless rapist with michael landon hair
>"am i really this ugly?"
>"why do i look like i'm not having any fun?"
>i get defensive and tell her to remove it
>"why? who cares?"
>i spaz out
>she finally removes it
>i ask her how many pictures of me are on there
>"none"
>i look
>there's tons of them
>beg her to remove them
>"no"
>thinking everyone is laughing at me
>near panic attack
>"you're such a baby omg"
>every time she goes on flickr i say "are you uploading any of me?"
>develop real bad anxiety thinking everyone is making fun of me
>don't go outside anymore

that was the day i realized i'm autistic

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Ask a Disney world employee anything, I get off in 4 hours

I remember going with my family to Disneyland's California Adventure section. I think we all had the attitude of "hey neat, Disneyland", but our first ride was the hang-glider one where they sway you around over videos of California and it was genuinely awesome. They have perfume or something to simulate the pine trees, and it instantly doubled the hype:

https://youtu.be/I1Vm4QAKeO0?t=251
(not my video, but you get the idea)

>>1297454
>Where dreams come true
Why are you people so comfortable with lying especially to innocent children? Do you hate humanity that much?

>>1297456
I believe epcot has a similar ride. CA isn't so much a section as a separate park.

>>1297243
Having a naturally deadpan expression, a cunt for a sister, and being cyberbullied isn't autism.

>>1295674
I have had more fun at Hershey Park than at Disneyland or Disney World and it is probably not even the best park in America.

>>1297454
Which park do you work? I'm attractions at Epcot.
>Orlando, FL
Is that a Chris name tag or are you local like me? People always assume my nametag is fake just because it says Orlando, my name isn't even Chris.

>>1297472
Funny enough it's the college program kids that actually fall for it. They ship themselves to this swamp to be worked overtime and have most of their paycheck go to Disney's rent. Overall, they all love it for some reason.

>>1297485
>Out-of-state scrubs still think Disney is in Orlando.

>>1297472
So much this>>1297485 They even Move down here after their program and abandon college sometimes

I'm at Epcot too in food and bev,Local. Covered my name because im one of three people that haves the name in the company I pulled off getting a Missiles form Cuba name tag

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>walking out of Blue Bayou
>two tourists at the Club 33 door wanting to see the inside or where it is
>point out where it is, but that it's probably not going to open for them
>'does the door ever open?'
>as they ask, Dr. Facilier CM walks by
>too fucking perfect
>'I don't know... maybe if you've got friends on the other side!'
>goofy EYYs all around

>>1297523
>They even Move down here after their program and abandon college sometimes
I've seen this happen so many times it's crazy. Dropping out of college to work part time at an amusement park.

Good luck during Food and Wine, anon. I wish you the best.

>>1293842
Why do you know that she goes often?

Also, this is not reddit. Stop making threads about theme parks

>>1296368
>BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP

You'll just have to imagine the smells and accompanying ripple effects.

>>1297810
Sadly theme park season is almost over for most of the US. They'll do something for Halloween perhaps and close shop in October.

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we got kandi and live the PLUR life guys come to disneyland, you will get a bracelet a hug and furry aids it will be fun for your whole family

>>1297243
that's the most normal thing I have ever heard, stop crying

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Where's the best place in The Magic Kingdom to rub one out? In between rides and shows, I always feel the need to spill my seed. Does anyone know of a nice, secluded, spot to rip a fat nut?

>>1297454
How are costumed cast members (meet and greet) supposed to respond if someone does something perverted or unruly? How fast is it taken care of?

Shame Disney World will cease to exist due to hurricane Irma

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>>1293833
>be me
>at disney, like 5-6 years old
>have a sister who's about 3
>I'm walking in front with my dad, with mom and sister trailing about 30 yards
>landwhale in fat cart comes roaring down the walkway
>literally steers towards my sister, screaming at her to get out of the way
>sister can't move in time and gets plowed into by this fat bitch
>my mom goes fucking off on this whore, drags her out of the cart by her hair and starts beating her
>literally checks on my sister and beats this bitch senseless in 2.5 seconds
I'll just say security took my mom's side on this one.

>>1293862
>attempted to strangle a co-worker over soda
Wow.

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>>1298339
Oh my god please don't tell me you're serious

>>1298341
Not that guy, or an employee, but I do know that they can put their hands over their eyes as a sign of distress. Security is all over the place in Disneyland so it's probably taken care of within 2 minutes.

>>1298339
I'm sure one of the 7 dwarves woulds be willing to help in that regard

>>1297454
Booked a 6 night 6 day trip and now the parks closed two days. Do you think if I called and complained they'd give me extra nights?