>go on tour bus with family
>random Chad joins our tour with 3 Stacies
>2 Stacies on his lap the whole tour cuddling
>annoying Chad keeps interrupting our guide with retarded humor
>everyone keeps laughing at Chads jokes
>Chad keeps annoyingly pointing out obvious landmarks
>Chad and tour guide end up chatting and I don't get learn any history
>Chad stops the bus every time to pose and have his Stacies take pic of him in front of a landmark
>camera is filled with Chad pics because he kept getting in front of me
FUCK THIS GUY RUINED MY ENTIRE VACATION
someone is jelly here
>tour bus
>>1284498
>study japanese for three years
>reach near fluency
>head to tokyo
>23 yr old kv
>slightly overweight but average looks
>hanging out in hostel lobby
>friendly chad asks what I'm doing there
>tell him about my language skills and my dream to visit japan
>explain i'm living my dream
>we talk about girls
>he tests my japanese on the clerk at the hostel
>holy shit bro you are a total pro!
>maybe it's going down, this guy would surely show me the ways of chad
>he asks me to go to a club where he supposed to meet some girl he met on tindr
>shows me her pic tells me he will ask her to bring a friend
>say fuck yeah
>asks me to converse with her in japanese on tindr
>i do it, get to agree to bring a friend
>show up at the club
>friend seems pretty nice, smiles a little
>chad and girl hit it off
>i impress them with my japanese skills
>talk to girls friend a bit
>she says she is going to the bathroom but will be right back
>chad asks me to translate some stuff right quick
>end up translating shitty pua banter for 30 minutes
>other girl is nowhere in sight
>wtf
>keep translating but start to get pissed
>basically feel invisible at this point
>translating shitty conversation about how cool la is, how the rock has a cool smile, and how clean japan is
>start to lose my shit, just stop the convo and ask where the girl is
>whoa not cool man, cool off she'll be back
>i ask the japanese girl
>she shrugs and giggles
>maybe she is....so shy
>fuckme.jpg
>chad looks at me kind of funny
>hey uh....dude, we are going to take off, why don't you stay and wait for her friend
>wtf I just look at him kind of sad
>he grabs the girl by the arm and hands me his drink
>drink is a half full red bull and vodka
>pound it down and watch him march off with the girl
>he yells back at me while walking, SAYONAAAAARAAAAAA
>wait another 4 hours for her friend until the club shuts down
>go back to the hostel
>chad isn't there the next morning
>never see him again
>going on guided tours
There's your first mistake.
>>1284511
>befriending a chad when you have skills he wishes to exploit for his own benefit
what did you really expect?
its the exact same as those cunts at school/university who act all friendly for a day and then ask to copy your assignments
>>1284511
that's pretty pathetic desu, assert yourself and help only yourself
>>1284511
At least he used sayonara correctly.
>>1284500
>ooh he mad!
Yeah, no shit.
Why don't you make a snap of his post with a black girl overeacting in a gif you underagefag.
>>1284630
jelly ≠ mad
you're the idiot for taking a guided tour in the first place
>>1284498
You could've just said 'Hey man, mind to let the tour guide speak? Thanks'
>>1284498
Cuck
>>1284511
HAH HAH HAH
i cant
>>1284498
What are Stacies?
>>1284511
You are so stupid