I booked flights and hotel to Magaluf in Mallorca yesterday, just learned what the place is like.
Share stories, reviews, experiences and tips how to survive the week in this god-forsaken womb of sin.
If you are a Brit who likes the company of drunk as fuck loud violent chavs, you will have a great time.
>>1279450
this
>>1279450
If I'm not, am I fucked?
>>1279450
u wut m8!?
>>1279450
ye avin a giggle dere m8? ill foken bottle ye ye kent
Woooooore Shagaluf like
>>1279426
You don't need to stay there. The whole island is gorgeous oustide of the designated puking street for the Brits and the Krauts
>>1279426
Oi mate, you want some crumouts with that. God save the queen lad!
>>1279606
any suggestions on places worth visiting?
I've not been there since 2004
It was depraved and full of scum way back then so no doubt it will be twice as bad now
Enjoy. Score some pills of a lucky-lucky man and bang a Congolese hooker whilst hordes of paralytic 18 year olds in snapbacks vomit and fight all around you
>>1279679
It's a large enough island. Rent a motorbike or scooter and go to the secluded areas. Some of the more isolated beaches are absolutely beautiful.
>>1279679
You can walk the entire trail from Esporles to Valdemossa (or vice versa). It's a gorgeous walk, too.
ty m8s for the replies, provided me with some lols and good info
Went in 2014, Mallorca Rocks before it closed. Even as a non-chav me and my mates had a good time, there's some bars that obviously just exist so balding big LADS can meet up and fight people from all over the UK, but most people are pretty agreeable and friendly, especially after a bit too much drink and shit dancing.
Didn't see much sun though, generally you'd get up about 3pm, start drinking, go for food, drink on the balcony until midnight, then go to the Strip and drink until about 5-6am when the sun is coming up, then go to bed and repeat. Madness really.
One thing that threw me though, was that even though we just booked our flights and room ourselves rather than through some 18-30 package, the Reps are like bloodhounds. Before you've even unpacked they will be knocking on your door trying to sell you various Boat trips or whatever, generally at high prices. Just fuck them off and say you're experienced enough to know what you'll be doing, they'll probably drop the "matey" act and tell you how much "you're missing out" but who cares. Very unBritsh really, the hard sell.