Miami is a horrible place and no one should ever go there.

>>1266359
Also fuck off, we're full

I don't mind a layover in Miami, head to south beach for a nice long haul flight intermission

>>1266359
You seem upset...

>>1266359
What's wrong, did miami fuck your girl?

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I thought it was fun...

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>>1267309

All things horrible and wretched await there. The wind itself carries the odor of misery and rot and the trees cry a tune of grief and sorrow when it blows through them. Angry, vicious beings roam its streets day and night and the air itself feels thick with the souls of the murdered and sobs of victims daily.

Don't go there. It is a curse on the earth itself. Beware, for you can already see anything it holds more easily in your nightmares.

>>1266359
Counterpoint:
South Beach

I know it's majority Hispanic but how many FOB Cubans are there?

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German here who always dreamed about visiting Miami one day in future. I grew up watching Bud Spencer and Terence Hill movies, which mostly were located there. Always looked like a awesome place. How was it in the 70s?

>>1268028
Don't listen to OP. Miami is crazy and fun. Have fun.

>>1268028
Better hurry up and visit before the place goes under water.

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>>1268028

my nigga

I live 30+ minutes out and go there every weekend to visit my old man now that he's winding down. For what he's able to do in his wheelchair, it's not terrible. But generally speaking I fucking hate Miami.

>>1266359
Is this true about Miami?

Human is the champagne of meats.

Eating a person is on my bucket list, I don't know how to make this happen but one day, I've got about 60 years to figure it out.