Hamburg

>>1258696
>What should I do with my parents??
There is a museum where the nazis hung some jewish kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT18xGFInU4

If your parents like boat rides, there a plenty of it in Hamburg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lryULJSkIuw

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>>1258696
Take them to one of many brothels Hamburh has.

Or if they're unadventurous types, maybe you can go to Miniaturwunderland, pic related.

>>1258696
go to McDonalds

>>1258725
What's the best brothel in Hamburg? I've been there are few times, and in brothels in other German cities, but never there.

Suck a dick with your dad

>>1258731
I've been to the Geizclub. 30€ for 30 mins. I had a 19 year old, fucking hot german slut. Would go there again.

>>1258696
Miniatur Wunderland, St. Michael's, Fischmarkt, a harbour cruise, a walk through Speicherstadt. Also Lunch/Dinner at Edelcurry or if you like it more simplistic, Mö-Grill.

>>1259048
Trans brothel? Where is trans scene in reperbahn?

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>>1258696
I've been there twice and I found it kind of...barren? I went to their biggest art museum and I went on a historic tour, wasn't bad.

Take the Beatles walking tour if you're interested.

>>1258696
visit my place. I do lots of speed and you can suck my dick

t. hamburger

>>1258696
Go to this guys >>1259798 house, aka Miniaturwunderland, where you can see the tiniest dick in the world

>>1259048

geizclub is 40eur it says online
Are there any hidden costs (condom for 30 eur or some other bs tricks?) or you just pick a girl and go to a room?

Bump, more debauchery and degeneracy info.

>>1259397
Not trans, just a brothel.

>>1259960
Maybe they got more expensive. No extra costs, the girls sit together at a table and you can choose one. My friends fought for the black one because they never fucked one of these.