Visiting Germany(Hamburg) this weekend. What can I expect?
Muslims, Africans and other migrants. Don't expect to see Germany.
>>1237295
It can't be that bad
>>1237461
It's quite a while since I went to Hamburg, so it could have improved, but it wasn't amazing. I do know they've finally opened their concert hall, but one grand building is unlikely to be enough to redeem the place. Thanks to some early 1940's urban remodelling courtesy of the RAF and USAF amongst others, it's a fairly typical northern European non-capital tier city, with a lot of uninspiring 60's and 70's architecture, and a harbour that's an OK boat trip. There's also a couple of streets with bored-looking prostitutes lurking in shop windows, and some tawdry looking places offering sex shows on the Reeperbahn, but if red-light tourism is your thing, I'd go to Amsterdam.
I didn't dislike the place, but I wouldn't make it a destination out of choice. Props to a load of the Hamburg Fire Brigade for being a bunch of drunk, friendly, aftershave consuming absolute madmen though.
fpbp, spent studying there
a lefty shithoel, st pauli degenerates everywhere
the whole area is overated
go for fishbrothen by drinking all night in st pauli and marketplace afterparty.
but yea all public transport is filled wihh shitskins, mudslimes and the like
germany is doomed
>>1237293
It sucks
Imagine a northern climate... filled with shitskins
>>1237293
Really lovely city with nice places and not overcrowded with tourists. I'd recommend you to go to Miniatur Wunderland and on top of the Michel Church. A harbour cruise is nice if you're interested in seeing the more industrial side of Hamburg. For food I'd recommend you to visit Edelcurry or Bruzzelbud (look them up online) at least once.
It's nice. During summer I'd recommend renting a kayak or something and paddle through the canals. It's super comfy
>>1237461
>it can't be that bad
oh you sweet summer child.
While we wait for mods to delete the /pol/ basement-dwelling virgin posts:
Go to Miniatur Wunderland.
>>1237994
Oh you underaged virgin Burger with no passport.
>>1237293
German living in Hamburg all his life here. Yes, there are certain areas that are Muslim towns mixed with low class Germans and students, that are mostly on the outskirts though and Steindamm near Central station.
If you like good food I would recommend Sternschanze, which is overrun by Student Hipsters and Pseudopunks, basically small Kreuzberg. But still the food is quiet good. Or some Place in Eimsbüttel for a more upscale experience.
Architecture is nice at Winterhude and Eppendorf where most rich old people live and where there's also the city park and observatory which is interesting. Also Speicherstadt at the Harbor of course and all that other touristy stuff like the old Fishmarket on Sundays. There is also of course the Are around the Binnenalster at Jungfernstieg for beautiful buildings and posh shopping opportunities For a modern Vibe check out the Hafencity with modern Architecture, but don't expect a lot of people there because nobody can afford to live here.
There are some nice old Churches like St. Michaelis or Michel and St. Nikolai. We have a great Art Museum as well with classical and modern art if that's your interest. Also there's a great party scene aside from the mainstream chavparties at Reeperbahn on the weekends with Clubs that are regularly voted the best of the country if you're into that stuff.
There is lots to do in weekend and to me it's my favorite town in Germany because it's still not provincial but also not as stressfull and overhyped as Berlin.
Sorry for the wall of text but I just can't stand all the shitposter from /pol/ who have no idea what they are talking about and just scream hurr brown people!
OP here. Heading home now. Got scammed on a train by two fake ticket inspectors for 30 euros. Someone called the police who knew what was happening but it was too late.
For everything this city has I just find myself comparing it to Prague, which is better in almost every way.
Doubt I'll be back. The left wing shit was really on show and I even saw black lives matter people. Some nice pubs and buildings but reeperbahn which was my main event and my weekend there was ultimately a disappointment.
>>1238330
>Hey, that's not the fake ticket inspector
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttgcu01Ffwo
>>1238330
you deserve to get scammed retard, pls never come back
>>1238330
You didn't actually go to Hamburg and are making this up, right?
>>1238014
Not OP but is the nightlife good, nearest big city to wacken so I'll probably end up staying there a night or two in august?
>>1238358
Nightlife is good if you are into Techno. I assume you are a metalhead so I only know of a place called Headcrash at Reeperbahn that might interest you. Reeperbahn in general is pretty shit if you aren't a normie chav looking only to get piss drunk and maybe score some cheap slut or hooker.
>>1238346
I won't. The dudes were in total uniform it was fucking dope but they were all turks it seems. Best kebabs I've ever tasted. There was a black lives matter tent outside mcdonalds in hauptbanof today.
>>1238439
>There was a black lives matter tent outside mcdonalds
saving a lot of money with less places to have to travel to these days. europe is just like burgerland.
>>1238445
He's making shit up. Stop giving him attention.
>>1238363
cheers for the tip, aye, more into metal but can listen to other shite too if needs be. Is there a live music kinda culture in the area/germany in general?
>>1238454
Bullshit. What purpose would lying about this serve? If you want to check go down there. You sound like a shill. I stayed at generator hostel which was across the street
>>1238330
>scammed on a train by two fake ticket inspectors
how stupid can people be?
>>1238741
Well it's quite easy to say that and then take some sort of intellectual high ground. What funny to me is the fact that these men weren't spotted by CCTV or any security in the subway.
They were decked out in full uniform with handheld ticket printers and all the right gear etc. 20 euros isn't much but I'm home now and I'm guessing it's happening to some other tourists in hburg right now as I post this.
Going to hamburg tomorrow please give me suggestions of what you belive i should do! :)
>>1238878
>eat a hamburger
>peoplewatching on Reeperbahn at night
>Miniatur Wunderland
>>1238903
don't go to reeperbahn outside of weekends. it's really boring.
Go to the redlight district known as Reeperbahn.
Dont go Into brothels drunken, they will rip you off big time! (asking You for Bank card with pin or else you go home in an ambulance)
Go to the Fischmarkt, if Hamburger SV has a football game go there as well.
But Hamburg is full of leftist sjws and mudslims. You are better off renting a car and travel a bit outside of Hamburg.
If you can afford a car reply and I can tell you where cool or beautiful places are.