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>long overnight international flight
>tfw plane is half full at departure
>tfw I steal an empty row all for myself and make a comfy pillow fort
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>>1229522
nice
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>plane is half full at departure

Hasn't happened to me in over a decade. Usually it goes like this:

>settle into nice perfect window seat (where you can actually see out the window without leaning forward)
>nobody in my row 10 minutes before doors close. could it be?
>last minute some african couple comes and sits in the two remaining seats
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>>1229522
>tfw you have enough points for an upgrade
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>drinking the whole night before flight
>get to singapore airport and can barely stand when going through customs
>rush to the toilet and projectile vomit for about 10 minutes straight
>wonder if i can actually take this 7hr flight
>get some water and chewing gum and dust myself off
>i have a row of 4 to myself

thank you allah
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>Birmingham to Ashgabat
>big airbus, the 747 equivalent
>only 20 people on the whole plane
everyone chooses a row with gaps between
>Slept the whole flight and arrived the best I have felt in ages

was the most empty flight i have ever been on, this was only two years ago as well.
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>>1229650
IST-CPT last week (coming at the end of the peak sunny season in South Africa), and the cabin was about 20% full. This sometimes happen if you fly in low season. I've found myself in a row to myself flying to and around the US in winter.
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>Heavy night of drinking before returning home from Nam
>Get on the plane which is full in economy
>Literally shit myself 1 hour into a 12 hour flight
>Stewardesses plastic over the seat and help me with some comfy emergency trousers
>I get taken to sit in business class for the rest of the journey while the back of the plane is completely stunk out
>fall asleep the whole way ecept waking up to eat
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>>1230090
I remember u :)
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ITT: plebs who have never flown business or first class.
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>>1229644
>>1229522

Is it wrong to have your feet on the seats in these situations?

Shoes on? Shoes off?
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>>1229522
>eastward transatlantic flight after a fun but stressful weekend of interviews for a PhD program >flight kindly paid for by the university
>have a history of being a princess-and-the-pea type (at least when it comes to falling asleep--once I'm out I'm usually good)
>got me an antihistamine to pop 30 minutes before boarding
>plane is a ghost town, like 1/5 full, tops.
>never seen a plane more devoid of life
>take my seat and settle in
>getting drowsy, cynically waiting for the inevitable onslaught of loud, smelly, last-minute boarders
>they never come
>say my prayers of thanks to the Great One
>with my last bit of consciousness withering away I entomb myself in crispy, thin economy class blankets and nod off
>wake up refreshed 45 minutes before landing
>comfy bus ride home
>traversed 9 time zones in one day, barely any jet lag

but, two weeks later

>PhD program rejects me
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>>1230143
You tried your best at least, anon, you can always try again!
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Comfy thread here

>>1230090
I laughed
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>>1229650
Well to be fair not many people go to ashgabat, still wondering why use a 747 though
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>never once was on a plane that wasn't completely full
How do you fucks do it
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>>1230122
of course you put your feet on the seats, you use them as a bed. I would say shoes off, more comfy that way
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>>1230090
King of /trv/!
>>1230311
We fly to unpopular destinations, or to popular destinations at unpopular times.
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>>1230271
>>1230271
Thanks pal :)
Rejection hurts but it's healthy to get used to it
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>>1230311
Low season...to be fair, even during nearly full flights I had rows to myself, just cause I keep on changing seats even after check in, the systems cannot keep up, they have to give me the best remaining seat at the gate while apologizing for the double booked seat.
Flight attendant once asked me if I was fine if someone sat on one of the seats, I just said 'no'
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>paris to montreal
>boeing 777
>airline assigns me seat in the middle aisle in a row of 4
>fuckthatintheass.jpg
>pay 75eur for exit row
>9 feet of leg room
>whole row to myself
>finish a bottle of johnny walker red and have /comfy/ sleep
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>>1230090
tip top jej
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>>1230090
this post made me wanna shit myself
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