Headed to Vegas tomorrow with some friends for a birthday. What

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I live a few hours away and have been to Vegas many times.

In my opinion strip clubs are the ultimate waste of money a man could ever invest in, no matter where you are. They’re made for men who have no game and who are easily suckered. The thought of slipping a $10 bill, let alone $600, into the g-string of a second-level whore is beyond me.

But you’re an adult with your own money, so onward..

Pretty much all strip clubs will offer the same thing. Some in Vegas are 18 years and over, while other are 21 and over. The difference is some serve alcohol and some don’t, but they pretty much all offer the same thing. Touching, rubbing, and nipple sucking are all up to her, not you, and is all negotiated before you begin your private lap dance. Some strippers let you finger them, others don’t. Just ask them, it’s their job, they’re used to it.

Last time I went to Vegas I stayed for five days. My entire trip including airfare was around $600. I ended up having sex with two attractive women. One of them I met on the street while walking around, I just sparked up a conversation with her. The second one I met at a bar. Neither of them were prostitutes. They were tourists. Use your $600 wisely.

>>1187400
To be honest, I'm little less concerned about getting laid because I'm staying in a suite with 4 other guys.

I'm more looking to do the Las Vegas "dream", cocaine, gambling and strippers. So I don't want to go to a bad strip club and spend a bunch of money doing non-Vegasy shit.

>>1187407
>So I don't want to go to a bad strip club and spend a bunch of money doing non-Vegasy shit.
600 bucks won't get you very far dude

>>1187407
>I'm more looking to do the Las Vegas "dream"
I assume you saw The Hangover and want that right?

>cocaine
haha what? Good luck dude, you're going to get mugged and even if you do get it be prepared to get charged a lot
>gambling
Unless you want nickle slots or go to old as shit casinos good luck with 600, oh I mean the 500-400 bucks you have after "LMAO drugs!". Unless you take around 150 you aren't getting into many good casino games. Don't think that "I'll just win some money off the slots", that's stupid assume whatever you take to gamble is a loss.
>strippers
If you don't want shitty ones get ready to dump around 300 of that 400 you may/may not have left over.

So if you don't eat, drink, or take a cab anywhere, 600 might last you

>>1187421
This man is correct

>also
What's up with cocaine? Why do so many young people need cocaine in order to have a good time?

>>1187423
>What's up with cocaine? Why do so many young people need cocaine in order to have a good time?

I have no idea why people want to do coke, I've been around people who have done it. It just makes people want to do and spend more money. In vegas is is easier and safer to just drink a shit load, you can drink on the strip so there is no big deal. My only guess for why people want to do it is because they've seen it in movies or heard "wicked stories" on it.

There's a better chance he gets a cop arresting him for attempting to by or getting mugged for cash than him actually getting coke.

>>1187387
>$600

LMAO
you will get 1 drink and one lap dance. Enjoy.

>>1187446
OP probably saw the hotel prices were cheap and went "wow everything must be cheap!". It's a first time easy mistake, hotel prices are cheap because everything else is expensive as shit

Ok here is what I budgeted:

I got a suite at the Venetian, $1000 for gambling, $600 for strippers, and I'll probably get a table at a club. Should I spend more? How much should I spend on a weekend? It's my first time in vegas and I have nothing really to compare to. Money isn't a problem, but I don't want to feel like "oh that guy spent 10K at vegas,I got more for less!"

>>1187515
>$600 for strippers

spend 100$ on one evening, not a dime more

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>>1187518
>100 on a stripper

>>1187515
I assume you are doing a friday-sunday night?

Take 600 with you Fri, 750 with you Sat, and anything left over on sunday

>>1187400
This man is a true Vegas veteran and knows what he's talking about. Strip clubs are a complete waste of time/resources.

Why spend a third of your cash on LOOKING at half naked women when you could be in the clubs/bars meeting and potentially fucking NON-WHORE half naked women.

But hey, do what you like. At least hook up with one of the dickhead marketers on the strip at night who'll offer you a free limo to the strip club. Might as well save on taxi/Uber.

>>1187530
Phoenix fag here, this.

If you want something big go to Wynn, it's a bit overpriced, but compared to what you would get at a strip club you'll get more out of it.

That is as long as you don't look like the planet jupiter

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>>1187515

Look, take $50 and go to the Pinball Hall of Fame, where you can play old games for 25 cents a throw. You'l have fun, you'll save money for more important things, and you won't get an STD. Unless you're licking the flipper buttons.