Freakiest thing you did while traveling.

I imagine a nearing 30 year old vigrin balding white man with hairy legs doing this.

Road head in the Middle East

>don't tell me how to dress, tell men not to rape

>>1101946
You wish.

>>1101965
You'll see much more scandalous wear in a bus station, but it will be worn by a meth head or crack whore

>>1101941
GF and I are on a night bus in eastern Nepal. It's packed. As a joke, I put her hand on my dick like "I WANT THIS NOW, WOMAN! DO AS I SAY!" and she went along with it for a minute.

Uh oh, actually horny now. Boner rises. She knows. Both our expressions change from "haha we're silly people" to "we gon fuck bich?"

I pin the shitty bus blanket to the seat in front of me with my knee and hold the other end up to my shoulder like a tent and pretend to be asleep. GF pretends to be asleep too, under the tent it's dick clobberin time. Eventually she leans over, still pretending to be asleep, and whispers, "do you want to cum?" I lean over and pinch her arm to let her know of course I want to fucking cum. When I'm about to explode I whisper, "now" and she smoothly ducks her head under the bus blanket tent and finishes the job. After a few seconds, she emerges, mess taken care of internally, I slide a hand down and zip myself up. We both keep pretending we're asleep and actually go to sleep in this bus full of sleeping Nepali people.

Later I told her friends she went to Nepal to fuck guys on buses and they all laughed.

mfw I wasn't joking

>>1101968
>TFW no gf

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>>1101979
>tfw prude gf
She thinks weed is just as bad as heroin and cocaine and I'm going to Amsterdam alone this summer.

Living in japan i have adapted in more ways than one.

Ive masturbated in internet cafes with people, even young girls, just s small piece of woof away

I've secretly taken video up female friends, dates, etc skirts when on escalators

>>1101941
Well I hope you get fucking raped inside and out for being such a whore.

Cummed in a girls panties in a hostel. Was leaving first anyways but wished I could've seen her reaction. I've done other degenerate stuff as well.

Masturbated into an Onahole

[spoiler] It wasn't mine [/spoiler]

>>1102330
You monster.

>>1102330
What are the pros and cons of an onahole vs a gf?

>never had either

>>1102322
I'll try my best if I can find her.

Ladyboy sandwich in BKK

>>1102440
Anon, go and get one.
http://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Sex-Can-Lady-Lager/dp/B003TQQ72M is a great and cheep one

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>>1101959

>>1101984
kek, underrated

OP are you actually into black men or was it just a troll ?

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>>1101941
>Waiting for someone to cite this story when yelling 'Not All Men'.

>>1102732
Secret upskirt media of a 'just-friend' is the best fucking fap

More than if a gf straight up gives you photos. Maybe because its a taboo thing, or because its natural instead of some provocative stuff

Also if caught with a friend theyll get mad, but a stranger is out of the question and wouldnt be as exciting since you dont know them.

Im going into a lot of detail; i like thinking out loud and also this bus takes 40 FUCKING YEARS to get anywhere

>>1101968

You sound extremely annoying

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>>1101941
>>1101941
>I need to step my sexy game up.

you need to fix your brain problems and self-esteem issues

>>1102860
Jealousy: the post

>>1101941

Be in Durban.

Walking around sketchy part of point road.
Want to buy some tik.
Nigerian.jpg
"Boy we got what u need, follow me"
Go up stairs
Black faces in darkened hallways
scaredformylife.com
go into room, zulu princess gives a me a "lolly"
I'm high as fuck
zulu girl asks me if I want to have sex
ok.
no condom
#smart
have nice sex while breeze blows through the window of the hijacked building while I admire the purple sky of Durban evening.
Leave building in one piece and not mugged.
Go back to hostel.
Start chatting up Canadian qt3.14 at pool table. Tekweni backpackers.
Fuck her in the bathroom an hour later.
No condom. LOL.
I'm still alive.

>>1101981

Weed IS worse than Heroin and Cocaine.

>>1103151
Dude wee d tho

Sex in the ocean at JBR in Dubai, and then in one of the changing stalls afterwards.

Fucked a prostitute in China without a condom, I have since been checked and everything so I'm clean but it was a risk I was apparently willing to take at the time.

Felt good cumming in her desu

>>1103151

I don't know man. Heroine has a point of no return but weed is easier to cut off than alcohol.

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>>1102330
You animal

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>>1101981
memeshark is spreading D:

>>1103149
Tik = Meth?

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OP

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>>1103149
Well done. Keep staying alive

>>1102858
I once had a sex tape of 2 of my friends doing it. Fapped to it so much.
Unfortunately lost it.

Got ridiculously good head from a Thai ladyboy whilst lying in a hammock of a beach bar (after it shut). Upon returning the next evening noticed an IR network security camera. Dutch owner notices me noticing. Gives me the sleaziest greasiest grin ever. Shudder.gif Shout him some topshelf whiskey on my tab "because you are a nice guy". Shake hands when I leave and he says you can "come again any time" then erupts into laughter. Went back the next year to bang that trap again.

>>1101941
oh so youre a privilEDGEd white female student at SCAD, eh?

Sorry to hear about your dad.

>>1103347

Whats prostitution like in China?

>>1104410

>>>/lgbt/

>>1101941
OP's photo is from my hometown, Turku in Finland. It's the first time I see anything posted about it, even though it being the oldest city in Finland.
The girl is looking pretty awesome, I wonder if she is from there?

I cant compete with your sexy time stories, but i made out with a Iraninan girl in a public park in Shiraz and considering their laws that felt pretty exciting

>>1103475

yeah

Beat some fat guy up who tried robbing my friend in Lima Peru

Also fucked some fat girl while I was there and got my dick sucked by a girl who worked at the hostel but couldn't get it up for sex because performance memexiety

>>1101968
>I lean over and pinch her arm to let her know of course I want to fucking cum.

What the fuck did I just read. Cool Story, bro.

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Did a no fap for 3 days on a trip to France... last hour of having the hotel room.. fapped so hard to generic tv pron, and didnt prepare a landing zone so I busted all over the wall.
Zipped up, grabbed my stuff and left.

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> incredibly horny in a small hotel in Portugal.
> start fapping, but meh.. I really need some flesh
>room is getting stuffy, cant figure out a/c unit
> flag down a hotel maid:
>She easily out weights me by 20 kilos
>obviously doesn't speak english
>explain I cant get ac unit to work
> she gets it working
>I thank her with a terrible "obligato".. she starts to leave
>I put my hand on her meaty shoulder "no no.. stay"
> she is totally confused
>"ahhhh...hee.. fun.. stay-o"
>she still dont understand and walks out
>go out and get piss drunk
>night time fap
>morning time for breakfast
>two maids now.. the meaty one and another
>the meaty one whispering to the other one
>while both looking at me
>room isnt cleaned all day or night
>check out the next day
>left cum soaked tissues everywhere

> business trip to England countryside
>Our boss knows the locals - staying at a fat estate house on acres of land
> group dinner at house - in she walks:
>total farmer's daughter / porno body
>She is totally digging my american "accent"
>her dad is getting drunker by the hour
>everyone is smashed by 8pm
>she goes outside for air
>I follow
>its go time... walk down to lighted path down a secluded river
>Small talk - all questions started with the words
>have you ever.... blah, blah, blah,
>the perfect trap.
>"have you ever kissed an american on a bridge next to a river in the middle of the english coountryside?"
>No.
>BAM! It's on. Finger bang her till she squirts.
>I banged her every night for 4 nights straight
>get on the plane for home
> Boss man... "She sure is a moaner isn't she?"

>>1104860
Did he hear you or did he fuck her too?

>>1104857
you avoided a harassment accusation by luck.

>>1104857
That is a really sad story.