/trv/ approved Caribbean spring break

Have you looked at Costa Rica?

jamacia's awesome, just don't stay even one night in montego bay-it's a fucking shithole tourist trap cruise dock where you'll be endlessly bombarded by people trying to scam/guilt you into buying their garbage, services, or just giving them free money. jamaica has many wonderful, beautiful places to visit, but mobay is not one of them. ocho rios was shitty, too, but slightly less so. negril was great and chill when we went, but i've heard it's started down the same path as the main north coast port/resort cities. re: rape/kidneys, my tiny blond wife and i took the bus to kingston, where we were literally dropped off in a burnt out building in trenchtown, and no one gave us a second look. people in the south live real lives not reliant on tourists, so they didn't give a fuck about us, and jamaica's astronomical murder rate is a result of gang bloodfueds, and we are pretty clearly not members of a jamaican gang.

>>1070352
going to Punta Cana in late march. hopefully it's good.

>>1070352
In terms of safety, Jamaica can be sketchy, its not "stay on the resort" sketchy, it's more "careful who you trust" sketchy, probably a 6/10 on the danger scale.

Cancun is a resort city surrounded by a terrifying country in the grips of a decades long gang war, its as lawless as Somalia and your life is in danger the second you are out of private security's eyesight. Only go if you enjoy swimming in drunk tourist pee to get a shitty cocktail from some underpaid bartender at some rickety swim up bar. The surrounding area is absolutely not safe.

The rest of the options you listed are safe to the point where you'd literally have to be going in random back alleys asking strangers for coke to get yourself into any trouble.