HG - Hunger Games
Watch your back edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MW0mDZysxc
Did anything interesting happen today?
What they're made of is a mystery,
Where they come from, no one knows.
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em,
You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em,
If you promise not to sue us,
You can shove one up your nose.
>>11605473
Machi wins.
America no!
You have so much to live for, like burgers, clapping and
uh
more burgers?
>>11605488
>>11605488
We will now mourn by playing the American anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
>>11605462
>HG
>Anything interesting
>>11605473
Sorry, son, but consider this discipline for the battle we had earlier. Ain't no son of mine gonna bail out of me after I tell them I'm their father! Shame on you!
>Knocking the dude in the face, he runs off, not taking the blaster on the sole principle of heroism: "Never kick someone while they're down".
>>11605488
>Alfred then realises there is no Wi-Fi in space, entering a suicide booth as soon as he remembers.
>In space, no one can hear you scream for the Internet password.
>>11605481
No, no, no! I don't want nobody to kick me in the dick as soon as I come back, goddamnit! That's the last thing I want! Man, cut me some slack!
>Alfred laughs, before placing one hand on Belarus' shoulder, staring her in the eyes. He caught that on tape, and now Tim's going to owe him ten bucks... And probably want him to arrest Belgium. Which comes first, he doesn't know.
Belarus, I did NOT send in my best men to get nudes of Ivan Braginsky to have you play dumb. Where's the money?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUHcXL6L29g
>>11605495
I'm not even an American, but this brings a patriotic tear to my eye.
;-;7
>>11605503
>BOWSER F-SMASHES YOU IN THE FUCKING DICK
>>11605509
>Alfred cries like a bitch, knowing that he shouldn't have gloated about his dick size in public. It makes both him and his dick easy targets.
Just one day without getting punched in the dick! Just ONE! Is that so much to ask for?!
>Phone Booth
What is this, the mid 90's?
Maybe having these suicide booths on every block wasn't the best idea, but because of them, we're down to our FINAL TWO
WILL THE WINNER BE:
>little hero kid
OR
>dude with a gun
>>11605527
>a hole is hole
>t. aspiring pro hero
Hero Kid.
What's up guys? I'm Alex. From target.
>>11605503
But don't you think that regular greetings are plain? Don't you feel special, because only you get punched in the dick?
What? You have the nudes of my brother? For real?
This looks like 80's animation, so I can at least understand that you'd make that mistake. Not the tittyninja though. She should know better.
>>11605527
>>11605543
Look, anyone would make that mistake.
>>11605540
No, I do not. If I walked up to you every time we met and groped you, you wouldn't be too happy about that! I wouldn't, either, because I'd probably get slapped by five girls just for that! There's a line between "special" and "exclusion"!
No, I'm lying. There's nothing. Of COURSE I do, you--! I got them ! You asked for me to, didn't you? I have them, and you're gonna doubt me NOW of all times?!
>>11605543
Congrats, son. And a thank you to you as well, sir! It's good to stretch my legs every once in a while!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzACoLtbhIg
>Grape Juice is his actual name
pfffft
Anyway, congrats! Sorry for how unfortunate your appearance is and for how badly you lost the superpower lottery, but at least you won this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcWAQ5a1NdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcWAQ5a1NdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcWAQ5a1NdI
Whoop
>>11605567
>the Gendo look-a-like is voiced by Gendo's CV
>>11605543
>Yes, yes that is 80s animation. Good eye.
>>11605575
Well, that sucks to be me.
Congrats anyways buddy, thanks!
And that's a wrap. Thanks for playing and/or watching, everyone! Late night dead hours truly are the comfiest times.
>>11605567
>Grape Juice
>As long it's not tape
>>11605575
Oh kinda close too.
And the fifth angel blew the trumpet, and I saw a star that had fallen from heaven to the earth, and the key of the shaft of the abyss was given to him. And he opened the shaft of the abyss, and smoke went up from the shaft like smoke from a great furnace, and the sun and the air were darkened by the smoke from the shaft. And out of the smoke locusts came to the earth, and power was given to them like the scorpions of the earth have power. And it was told to them that they should not damage the grass of the earth or any green plant or any tree, except those people who do not have the seal of God on their foreheads. And it was granted to them that they should not kill them, but that they would be tormented five months, and their torment is like the torment of a scorpion when it stings a person. And in those days people will seek death and will never find it, and they will long to die, and death will flee from them.
And the appearance of the locusts was like horses prepared for battle, and on their heads were something like crowns similar in appearance to gold, and their faces were like men’s faces, and they had hair like the hair of women, and their teeth were like the teeth of lions, and they had breastplates like iron breastplates, and the sound of their wings was like the sound of many horse-drawn chariots running into battle. And they have tails similar in appearance to scorpions, and stings, and their power to injure people for five months is in their tails.
>>11605590
What series? I'm not to well-versed in 80's anime outside of Fist of the North Star and DB, but that looks pretty cool.
>>11605594
>Tape
Please tell me that's an actual hero name. Maybe I should watch this show after all.
gas....Gas......GAS
>>11605610
I think it's something like Cerophane. He has the power of tape.
>>11605622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5aS19N5fQY
>>11605635
>Hanta Sero
>His alias is "Cellophane"
>He can make cellophane tape out of his elbows and it looks like this
This is so stupid I can't not love it
>>11605622
>>11605651
>>11605564
Well, you can grope me as a greeting, theoretically. But I will cut you to death... Or grope you instead. Hey, how about you kick in the dick those guys, who keep kicking you in the dick?
Hm... Let me see what you got here.
>>11605610
>Armor Hunter Mellowlink/Kikou Ryohei Mellowlink, a sidestory to Armored Trooper VOTOMS.
>There's not too much required watching for knowing what's going on in it besides there was once a war between two groups called Gilgamesh and Balarant which finally ended in a truce, and there's some under-the-hood fighting for "PSs"/Perfect Soldiers which are artificial beings made to be perfect soldiers
>It's mecha, technically, but the main protag literally never uses one ever, instead running around shooting them on foot. A quick OVA series at just 12 episodes, it's a good'un.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySnuPN_3Xts
>You should even be able to find the whole thing on Youtube if you wanna. Alright that's enough of me nerding out here
>>11605673
Shut the fuck up you rampaging redneck autist
>>11605680
>Ask a question get an answer.
>>11605671
So you're saying there's a chance? Sheesh, Belarus, I know that you're getting lonely even though your brother's on good terms with you now, but I can't do that! And I can't kick them in the dick. It's impossible. They dodge and they cheat.
>Alfred hands over the envelope. He can't name the contents as this is a family-friendly show, but it's some spicy stuff in there. One of the pics is even of Belarus for some reason.
There you go!
>>11605673
>Show about a dude running around shooting mecha on foot
Oh wow, that sounds amazing! Thank you based Aussa
>>11605687
Give and answer and I swear to god I'll start raping every one of your characters. Including justice birb and Silas
ESPECIALLY Silas.
>>11605693
I can understand the vampire because those are great, but really? You'd fuck multiple men, including a bird, to prove a point?
Nigga das a bit gay
>>11605692
They're a little smaller than normal mecha, just a bit over twice a person's height or so, but still mecha. Pic related.
>>11605693
Alright calm your inflamed tits SilasLover69
>>11605702
I actually have two if you include the edgy one I use even more infrequently than Kurumi
>>11605702
>>11605704
Sometimes you just have to become degenerate to prove a point. Speaking of vampires fag the loli vamp again.
>>11605567
>Look away to do something resembling real work
>Won
I-I won?
I-I mean, yeah! Of course I won! You all thought I had no chance, but this is why you should never underestimate a hero!
Thanks for hosting.
>>11605707
>The moods oh so rarely strike me these days. I could say "I'll try" but it probably wouldn't amount to anything
>Also watch your bird-loving ass because Armadyl is canonically gay and has had two husbands in the past
>>11605704
I've definitely never seen them then. I do know that I would Walnut Walnut's Walnuts in a heartbeat.
Also that's still pretty metal. That looks like something most people would need an armored vehicle for. Hell, the dude doesn't even have his own armor by the looks of it
>>11605721
>Pets
Dats a cute loli vampire
>>11605723
What walnuts? She's a fucking flatchest
Post Lovable Jerks
>>11605708
Now that I look at it, all but two of the females in this game are flat as shit. Feels bad man.
>>11605690
There is a chance. And this chance is beyond my control. What if you will grope me one day, because you are drunk or something? Well, you have to cheat too. That's the only way.
> Belarus looks on the contents of the envelope with a converned expression. Once she is finished, she sighes a little.
You must have a deathwish, Alfred.
>>11605741
> concerned
>>11605723
>Nope, just that sweet getup and an old, outdated anti-AT (mech) rifle with poor effective range
>And booby traps. He's pretty fucking metal.
>And yep, I use her even less because she has even fewer and lower-quality images as opposed to the Walnut. This is her.
>>11605724
The artist is 10/10 save for needing to draw bigger wings
>>11605724
>Pardon me but did you even look at that image
>>11605732
>>11605752
>Fuck, missed my greentext.
>>11605730
DFC is the best, yo.
>>11605732
>
>>11605752
Oh shit, I remember her after all. You gave me the folder, and I was just about to start using her before I accidentally deleted it
Selkie is best hero
>Mitsuki already fucked off
Another win. Who's next on the shitlist?
>>11605739
It's a real shame that things have gotten this bad. It makes you wonder what kind of world you're even fighting for, you know?
>>11605741
Me? Drink? The only thing I can drink at this age is coffee and Capri Suns. Please, there ain't nothing to grope anyway... Why am I still talking about this? I'm gonna get messed up by Ivan...
>Alfred shrugs, pulling out a Coke and sipping it. He likes living on the edge.
No, I just know how badly you want him, so I asked my finest men to check him out in the shower, and bam! There you go! Russian nudes! I mean, if you don't want them, I can always take them back...
>>11605776
Dude.
That's deep.
>>11605775
Craig. He rarely hosts and his gimmick has gotten old.
>>11605769
>Oh hey it's you? I was wondering if it was the same person or just someone else using her or not, only indication I had was Ringo getting entering a few times.
>Still though hey, nice to see you around. Could probably toss it back up if you want, maybe prowl twiiter/pixiv for a few new images or something first.
>>11605792
Me on the left.
>>11605775
EXP STILL DOESN'T DO ANYTHING
WHY IS IT ALWAYS SO BORING IN HERE? WHERE ARE THE GAMES AT
>>11605814
Are you surprised? People like >>11605775 shitposts new hosts until they give up, and old hosts get burned out.
>>11605797
>The one groping or being groped?
I want to fuck Kurumi and the other touhou vampire
>>11605783
Unlike the bras of these women. What's the point?
>>11605814
>shrugs
>>11605775
Get this faggot to leave next >>11605814
>>11605819
You're choice. ;)
>>11605835
>you're
grinningreenman.jpeg
>>11605838
Well if you're the one being groped you're also the guy on the left.
One character, two bodies.
>>11605792
Ye, I've been back since like June. I still have her folder but that bun has been delegated to filler since, well, I like to forget that little period of time happened.
Likewise my dude, thanks again for introducing me to the wonderful world of og 2hu! If the bits of this Armored Hunter show I've been skimming are anything to go off of, then I'll probably have to say the same about mecha too.
>>11605814
I can go again if people want, worst Gen 8 starter.
>i am the only person bothered that exp still doesn't do anything
>>11605850
You say that as if it even matters. I highly doubt we'll ever see Mitsuki again.
>>11605846
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
I WILL PUMMEL YOU INTO THE DIRT SO HARD!
>>11605857
Did they make a goodbye post or what?
>>11605845
>>11605835
Fuck me I'm incompetent
>>11605846
Muhahahha. But I'm happy to help really. If you ever want the Elis thing again I could spelunk for some more stuff and pass if off, I think we share at least one server so you could just DM me.
And I'm sure people would love another round.
>>11605850
nobody cares that levels don't do anything in aikawas hungertale
so why care??
>>11605860
The oldfag shitpost discord did it.
>>11605859
Hey! Ya can't just go around threatening to pummel people like that!
>>11605779
You don't have to lie to me. I know you like to drink some of that whiskey once in a week. And besides, what if someone will drug you Coke? What, are you afraid of my brother? I thought you were an adult.
> Suddenly, with her left hand she grabs Alfred' face. Her palm covers the eyes of the man.
Relax. I am doing this in your best interests.
>With her right hand she lits envelope on fire using nearby candelabra.
>>11605874
Which one?
>>11605871
Because we can't have any new dedicated hosts and hg should die
>>11605868
>Fuck me
Can I pick one of your avas?
>>11605871
Because that's simple and only applies to the winner.
>>11605876
THEY INSULTED ME FIRST, THEY DESERVE IT!
>>11605874
Explain?
>>11605889
It's a metaphor.
>>11605896
You can't just maim someone just because they insulted you! Maybe if they are causing trouble you could, but I won't stand for senseless beating y'know!
>>11605900
he's shitposting
mitsuki literally hosted yesterday for fucks sake
>>11605907
Let's not make it a metaphor, baby
>>11605915
Let's not
>>11605913
Oh.
>>11605881
Wrong. I'm not allowed to drink yet because my boss thinks it's bad for me to drink while on the job. And who's gonna drug my coke, anyway?Ivan? Please, I'm a MAN. A man with manly ambitions and-- AIEEE!
>Smelling smoke, he attempts to get the hand off of his face, sticking his hands out to push Belarus away (and accidentally putting his hand on her face in the process). He's concerned someone set his jacket on fire, and heroes aren' exactly invincible to fire.
Let go of me! Oi, this jacket is expensive, man! Do you think my boss gives me money for fun?! Come on, let go of me, or else I'll tell Ivan you took nudes of him! No one wants a partner that stalks them!
>>11605756
I miss him desu
>>11605909
SURE I CAN, I'VE DONE IT PLENTY OF TIMES BEFORE, THEY INSULTED MY PRIDE AS MUCH AS THEY COULD BE CALLING ME THE WORST, WHEN I AM REALLY THE BEST!
>>11605919
You don't have a say in it
>Drags the loli vampire away
>>11605913
Last I remember Mitsuki hosting was a few days ago through a shitstorm
>>11605931
alright but i'm not sure how that's supposed to change the fact he hosted yesterday
>>11605930
>The loli vampire is now a bug
>Do not question this
>>11605931
>They hosted yesterday as well though I confess I don't remember the ongoings too well
>>11605938
Well..I am not shy of commiting ''buggery'' with Kurumi.
*winkwinknudgenudge*
>>11605927
I'll tell you what you're going to be the best at: Your face lookin' like mashed potatoes if ya try and beat up one more person! Trust me, you'll be beaten to next week if ya make the wrong decision.
>>11605938
>
>But are you willing to stoop to Trapkaze levels?
>>11605959
If you don't stop failing at linking properly I'll drag Lambda from the garbage bin and rape her corpse
>>11605950
AND JUST WHO IS GOING TO STOP ME? I'M THE KING OF THE RING!
>>11605945
>an arrow finds its way into your back. You don't like this kind of rear entry.
>>11605970
DON'T GIVE HER A FUCKING 『STAND』.
>>11605868
Come to think of it, we do. I just might take you up on that
>>11605859
>cartoonish yaoi hands
>slow as fuck
>not the bird
Honestly, you're better off just attaching an eviolite to a [insert the name of the evolution step before inciniroar).
>>11605968
>>11605945
>I am a failure.
>>11605969
I'm more than willin' to try and take your title if ya let me, unless you're a pussycat!
>>11605983
>Rapes corpse
>His dick gets crushed because crotchplate
>Doesn't like this
>>11605976
It's a normal arrow. Probably...
>>11605990
>I'm glad someone else finally remembered the crotchplate
>>11605981
>Do it if you wanna.
>>11605970
>>11605976
>Distant vampiric laughter but also already knowing the name for the hypothetical Stand
>>11605981
THAT'S IT, YOU ASKED FOR IT, BOTH OF THEM SUCK COMPARED TO ME, I'M THE GREATEST OF THE THREE!
>>11605988
BWAHAHA, YOU'RE JUST A HUMAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU COULD DO AGAINST ME?
>>11606002
Ah'm no ordinary human, I'm Popeye THE Sailor! And with mah spinach, you'll be pummeled so badly, they'll have to put the cone of shame on ya!
What's your avatar's stupidest weakness?
>>11606013
Donuts
>>11606011
YOU DON'T SCARE ME, OLD MAN, YOU'RE JUST A VEGGIE EATING HUMAN, TRUE MEN EAT MEAT, IT BUILDS THE MUSCLE!
>>11606013
Being bullied
>>11606013
She's impulsive and reckless
>>11606013
Pretty much everything
>>11606013
Anxiety
>>11606013
high schoolers
>>11606013
>Sardine heads, shattered holly branches, thrown roasted soybeans.
>At least according to Perfect Memento's thing about the Scarlets, which might not even apply to her.
>>11606013
If I use my one ability too much too quickly, it starts to bleed and hurt.
>>11606013
Title matches
>>11606013
Aside from plot powered lazy shrine maidens I'd rather not say.
>>11605922
But you have weekend, aren't you? I always find a time to relax with some vodka, so should you. Maybe the people who oppose your boss? They are capable of anything. Is my brother is a big bully to you? I can convince him to let you go, poor boy.
> She fights the Alfred' resistance in order to keep him in the grip. She bites some of his fingers really hard, when his hand comes too close to her face. Perhaps, if America would be a Belarusian colony, Alfred would never be free.
Alfred, do you know that if brother finds out that you were trying to sell me his nudes (and he will find out), you are a dead man? And that with this pic of me you will de double-dead? I am not afraid of him, he will not harm me, but I am not so sure about you.
>>11606018
Spinach does the same, if not more effectively! It can make ya so strong, you can move the Earth and the Moon! Meat'll just make ya fat, although seeing your waistline already proves that.
>>11606032
Since you're a ghost, I guess it's a Phoenix Down
>>11606028
BOO MOTHERFUCKER
>>11606013
>Being a schoolgirl. Might be a little obsessive. Literally encourages female-on-male rape.
ill be in fukuoka for two days what should i do
>>11606027
can you fuck off you unfunny filler faggot
>>11606036
Half-ghost. And I'm not even sure what that would do.
>>11606027
>>11606050
Seconded.
>>11606050
>>11606053
But I'm enjoying myself
>>11606035
DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT?
SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME, I'LL PUMMEL YOU GOOD!
>>11606013
Themselves.
>>11605443
How easy is it to actually slit someone's throat like that?
Asking for a friend.
>>11606013
getting killed
>>11606064
depends on the difference in physical strength between your friend and the guy you want to throatslit.
>>11606039
>OH NO
>>11606044
>Buy Gunpla.
>>11606013
>>11606032
>Tfw the Perfect Memento is an actual book in-setting and according to it Youmu doesn't have any standout weaknesses
>>11606064
Depends on the sharpness of your blade. The more dull the blade, the more force you need.
>>11606056
Yea I just did, heck, you make Bluto look like he was on a diet! So come and get some, fat cat, and have some leafy greens while you're at it.
>>11606051
it revives
>>11606013
hotheaded, violent and likes to prod other people
a great combo desu.
>>11606071
>>11606068
I see. Thanks for the info. Strength is already a check, all I need is a sharp knife...
I'm sure my...friend, will be happy to hear that.
>>11606078
YOU ASKED FOR IT, WISE GUY!
>INCINEROAR CHARGES FORWARD AT A BLINDING SPEED TO HIT THE SAILOR WITH A FAKE OUT
>>11606089
Can I be your friend?
So what is Hg ghwugsnaPHF APTUut oij hgi today?
>>11606098
Nigga did you have a stroke at the keyboard?
>>11606096
You are already my friend, anon.
>knife kissu
>>11606098
Are you okay?
>>11606098
>bleeds to death, but happy because my friends were here
>>11606098
>>11606064
Looks like this was knife anon's "friend"
F
>>11606098
Yes.
>>11606033
No, and no! I'm not drinking, and I can take on Ivan "I literally cannot stop drinking" Braginsky!
>Alfred muffles his screams, making a drastic decision; moving his hand to her chest, he shocks her enough to make a decent getaway and skedaddle out of here faster than you can say "I'm the hero".
It don't matter no more, because I sent an envelope full of those pics to you so you can keep them! My men are super smart, and I'm so smart that I conveniently need to go to bed! See you later, Belarus! Tell me how much you like the pictures the next time we meet, 'kay?!
>>11606091
>speed stat of 60
>blinding
Here's my reaction in convenient button form https://www.myinstants.com/instant/tidus-laugh/
>>11606081
I see. It might have an effect on my ghost half. Let's not find out though.
evens host
odds something else
>>11606122
>I USED FAKE OUT YOU DUMBASS
IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED
>IT HAS GODDAMN PRIORITY
>>11606122
fucking hell even my pet bird is faster
and he's dead
>>11606091
>Popeye had gotten hit with the blow, sending him flying back and sliding him across the ground for a few feet
Feh! Nice one, but there's no escape now, ya just kicked the hornet's nest sonny!
>He pulls out a can of spinach and starts to squeeze it, trying to get the powerful vegetable out and into his mouth
>>11606118
Have a great night, idiot. Hope that you will wake up! I'll cut you later for this.
>>11606129
i am feeling generous
i shall give this a re-roll
evens reveal secret ava
dubs out someone elses secret ava
odds host
anyhting continue to rp
>>11606142
>>11606142
>>11606145
oh boi double host
>>11606145
uhhhhhhhhhhh
you can go
>>11606155
no u
>>11606145
My dubs say you reveal mine
WHO'S READY FOR BEST MONTH OCTOBER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0bFc3n2kQs
I'll run another game after these two anons go
>>11606157
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
24
FUCK being generous
>>11606136
DON'T THINK I'LL LET UP FOR EVEN A SECOND, YOU BROUGHT THIS ALL ON YOURSELF
>THE INCINEROAR STOMPS THE GROUND, SENDING AN EARTHQUAKE TOWARDS YOU AS A FOLLOW-UP
>>11606162
>not posting the one with Ultimate Kars that gives you quadrupled gains
>>11606169
ok ill go
>>11606169
INCINEROAR
>>11606162
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>11606169
Varok Saurfang
>>11606169
Yomika
>>11606169
Best Girl
>>11606169
Lord Beerus
>>11606169
Sami Zayn The Murderer
>>11606169
Grape Juice
>>11606169
Ruri Chan
>>11606169
One Punch Alien
>>11606169
Gabe The Glue Man Degrossi
>>11606169
Popeye
>>11606173
>The earthquake hits the sailor hard, making the can he had in his hand fall out and start rolling away from him
Aw now look what ya just done!
>He runs towards the can, which so happens to be going towards his feline opponent
>>11606169
Jonathan Combs
>>11606169
Me Right Now
>>11606169
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>11606169
70 NIGGA?
>>1160616
You had your chance.
>>11606178
>>11606211
sorry my bad
>>11606169
Frylock
>female
>>11606169
Funetsuki
>>11606169
Elephant
>>11606221
GO TO SLEEP KAREN!
>>11606169
Kenny Ackerman
>>11606213
no u
im redongo bongo
>>11606169
Smug Vampire Loli
>>11606238
I want to fuck this
>Yukine
>>11606203
COME ON, THIS WON'T BE ANY FUN UNLESS YOU FIGHT BACK
>THE INCINEROAR DOESN'T NOTICE THE CAN, BUT SEES THE SAILOR RUNNING AT HIM SO HE GOES IN FOR A CLOTHESLINE
>>11606210
You're going SEVENTY MILES PER HOUR. How long would it take you to drive SEVENTY MILES?
>>11606242
that's not a boy
>>11606169
Isaac Clarke
>>11606169
Eggman-kun
>>11606169
Shirai Kuroko
>>11606238
>Tfw lost the link to that doujin
Three more
>>11606231
not anymore
you're unredongo unbongo
>>11606266
Jayce the Gunslinger
>>11606169
Awa
>>11606266
Tiki
>>11606265
I'd offer to rar the copy of it I have and post a link, but apparently I'm missing several pages
>>11606266
when will you free your skeletal sister from that wretched meatshield dubbing itself Karen?
It was actually one more at the time of that post, Eggman-kun and Shirai just popped outta nowhere. 3 mins for whatever
>>11606280
I dunno, thankfully I haven't had to deal with Karen for a while now. I figured I could just wait until she dies of old age or something. Personally I hope she dies in a car crash, a completely unfulfilling and ordinary death for the "symbol of justice." More like symbol of gay. Right?
>>11606244
>The sailor was so intent on getting his spinach, that he doesn't notice the opponent's outstretched arm going towards his head, knocking him down hard.
>As he fell down to the ground, he was just barely close enough to the can to grab it, popping off the lid and dumping the leaves into his mouth. Suddenly, he springs off the ground, his muscles twitching from the new found strength he had possessed
Ya want me to fight back? Alrighty then!
>He runs up to the cat and attempts to deliver a powerful punch from his beefy arm
>>11606252
70 NIGGA?
>>11606296
big skeleton meanie
>>11606279
And I lost the link that I linked you once assumign you're who I think you are
>>11606312
FUCK, and I didn't think to save the completed version you sent me.
>>11606315
Don't. It's just a filler mate
>>11606320
So's this tribute unless people really want me to pick up another dreamer
>>11606296
As usual, the Bloodbath slide goes uncommentated so I can get it out further.
>"You do commentary?"
uhhhhh yes??? don't be a dick
>>11606311
Can't help it. I'm bad to the bone. Which, as you can imagine, is extra bad when you're all bone.
>>11606296
>Grunts
>>11606332
Do whatever the fuck you want as usual.
>>11606301
>THE INCINEROAR IS KNOCKED BACK FAR FROM THE POWERFUL PUNCH, BARELY RESISTING BEING KNOCKED DOWN
DAMN THAT HURT, YOU'RE NOT AS WIMPY AS YOU LOOK
>THE INCINEROAR CLOAKS ITS SELF IN FIRE, THEN CHARGES FORWARDS USING FLAME CHARGE, GETTING FASTER BECAUSE OF IT
>>11606333
I really, really don't want to be crushed under rocks again. Please and thank you.
>Ruri looks around.
...where's the donation box?
>>11606348
I want to donate a load of my cum into your mouth.
>>11606333
>Grunts more
>Accidentally dodges bullets
Ruuaaagh!
>>11606265
Yupire's Servant
>>11606333
Alright disembodied voice. You were right. I don't do commentary. I just ramble a bit.
>>11606348
Donation? You mean you suckers actually contribute money to this shit?
>>11606379
You're welcome.
I LOVE LOLIS
>>11606379
>Ruri's satisfied with those results. Snark and an above-average knowledge of eldritch horrors, thanks to multiple passes through the arena, should get her by just fine.
Well, yeah. How else do you propitiate your deities?
>>11606344
Well I yam what I yam after all!
>He sees the inciniroar charge towards him, and decides to act swiftly. He cranks up his arm a few times, audible clicks can be heard with every turn before he releases, making it spin around and around as he places it in front of him, guarding himself from the fast fireball
>>11606390
I LOVE COCK
>>11606339
>That's the plan.
>>11606333
...Hm.
>Yomika scratches her head, wondering if she even had any prized possessions anyhow.
>>11606391
Good god, I want to bust all over your face and glasses.
>>11606379
He was probably distracted by the abused elephant trunk sitting at the table with him. Are they supposed to turn that shade of purple?
Fun fact: the average human eats TWELVE spiders every night. I read it somewhere on the Internet.
Guess she didn't pray hard enough.
Animals rummaging through trash. Nothing too out of the ordinary.
>>11606379
Huuaaagh!
>Tries to do a sick slam dunk, but slips and falls over onto his ass like a dipshit
>>11606408
M-magic miss-hrk!
>Dead.
>>11606408
That was always a bullshit myth.
Humans eat exactly 0 spiders in their sleep.
>>11606408
>The flaming kitty has awoken the dragon
...What are you doing?
>>11606408
>>11606408
Undo button? What undo button? What the fuck is this event even talking about? And how do you roleplay to an event where you tear the flesh from your ribcage and play xylophone? Obviously this code needs to be reworked, but for tonight...well, it's the best you've got.
>>11606421
I dunno, eating twelve spiders every night in your sleep does sound a bit farfetched, although...I saw it on the Internet, after all. People wouldn't lie there.
>>11606408
would gabe wet himself with water or glue
>>11606408
I don't usually use pyro, but I don't see the harm in trying it out.
>>11606408
>>11606421
It's 6 spiders in their sleep every year you uninformed retards
>>11606408
Healthy. Not tastey.
>>11606441
...Dumb things. Make it harder to see. Pointless
>>11606441
>Stand back, there's a hurricane coming through!
>>11606443
That's actually a really good question
>>11606379
YEAAAH, THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T MESS WITH ME!
>>11606392
>THE INCINEROAR RIGHT INTO THE ARM HALD OUT INFRONT OF HIM, BURNING THE HAND BUT TAKING HEAVY DAMAGE IN THE PROCESS
DAMN IT, YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE
>INCINEROAR ENGULFS HIMSELF IN A GLOW AS A WRESTLING RING SURROUNDS THE SAILOR, THE FIRECAT CLIMBS ON ONE OF THE CORNERS AND DOES A MASSIVELY EXPLOSIVE 450° SPLASH AT HIM
>>11606408
THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
>>11606441
yeah FUCK you yomika
i bet you're the reason my fridge is empty
Gabe the Glue Man Degrossi? More like Gabe the Bullet...Riddled...Man. Ah, needs work.
Any hot tiki babes in there?
>>11606443
I haven't the faintest idea.
>>11606451
so you're telling me that it isn't twelve each night? i dunno man
>>11606451
>lmao 6 spiders randomly clawn into ur mouth every year
Do you see how retarded that looks?
Spiders are fucking bugs, but they aren't stupid. Why would they go somewhere that spells danger for them?
That was always a retarded myth that retarded people came up with. Like how cracking your knuckles apparently hurts them, or how you can pick up food in under 5 seconds before the bacteria jump on it.
All pure bullshit.
>>11606484
>>11606473
You are hungry but you will not find anything there..Help yourself to what I got if you can tolerate fruit as a feline.
>Before she falls back into a thousand year sleep again, she points toward a ornate golden scale with a nice array of fruits and berries sorted ontop of it
Kurumi is cute cute
>>11606484
RUAGH! UUAGH! RAGH! HUUAAGH!
>>11606484
>Yomika clearly has no idea what any of this is about, shrugging widely.
>>11606484
kenny ackerman more like kenny noteethman
the elephant breaks its trunk
>>11606379
Not sure why I decided to make this but shit, they really do raise one's aesthetic level
>>11606484
This is supposed to be a PG program....
>>11606511
>Starts flailing his arms around like a psychopath
Hruagh! Auragh! Heeaagh!
>>11606511
One Punch Alien becomes One Kind Alien. Awww. Very sweet. Very cool.
Oh wait, Lord Beerus was the one who killed himself. The elephant's trunk is still OK. What a relief!
get these darn spiders off my face - loli vampire
Nobody has responded to the "discuss what they would add to make it more fun" event before. Do it. Let me steal your ideas. I'm starved of inspiration here. I won't give you any credit, but I'm sure you'll be satisfied helping me out
>>11606515
A E S T H E T I C
>>11606515
Mmmm I want to impregnate those glasses.
>>11606559
Add more championship titles for me to almost win.
Rewind.
>>11606559
Don't disturb my sweatshop operations please. I profit very well off of them selling my BONE MERCH. You can get a Craig bobblehead for only $2.50! It's a steal!
Actual theft will result in your death.
>>11606570
Noted!
>>11606559
Hruagh?!
>>11606584
>>11606584
Rain and hail. It's a very atmospheric slide I'm providing you with today. Get comfy and listen to the sound of rain pit-pattering against your windows or whatever. Get hit by a golfball-sized chunk of hail and die.
>>11606584
YOU WON'T MAKE MUCH MONEY FROM THIS BY JUST SELLING BORING OLD BONE MERCHANDISE, YOU NEED TO SPREAD OUT YOUR RANGE, START SELLING SOME MERCH OF ME AND I CAN GARUNTEE YOU SOME PROFITS
I'LL TAKE A 90% CUT OF THE PROFITS, THOUGH.
Someone explain this rewind meme
>>11606616
minecraft dirt block
>>11606616
minecraft dirt block
>>11606584
>Picks up sami and just fucking throws him through a convenient nightmare portal
>Sami now has to live out through the horrors of what happened on USG Ishimura
>>11606606
But Frylock is food. Did he poison himself? It is all very mysterious...
You're not the legend that you once were, Eggman-kun. Nobody wants somebody at the bottom of the leaderboards at their campfire. Although, with this game you'll probably rise above that spot.
I hope you had a nice flight while it lasted, Ackerman.
>>11606639
Hruagj!
>Stomps away leaving a trail of bloody footprints behind him
>>11606639
i fuckin love ice cream honestly
What subreddits are worth browsing?
>>11606680
/r/brantsteele
>>11606666
Yeah, I think it's official. Eggman-kun's no longer in last place.
>>11606680
the skeleton one
>>11606680
/r/horsecocks
>>11606639
Actions. Not words.
>She shakes her hand a little, before letting it drop to her side again.
>>11606666
>And to think that this is the only relevant image that could possibly exist for this.
>>11606666
>All Isaac can do is just smoosh the pizza up against his mask because he doesn't know how to take the stupid fucking helmet off
Raaugh!
>>11606693
RAAAGH!
>>11606680
/r/jerma985
>>11606693
A simple death, but it's more than enough.
Even after this mishap Eggman-kuns still probably made it out of last place.
haaargh...
>>11606717
Ruaauugh....
I want to banish Yukine's tiny boipucci to the shadow realm
>>11606717
I bet the necromorphs did this.
Winner next slide. It's a tearjerker so prepare your tissues.
seriously your gonna cry
>>11606717
>Yomika tilts her head as she watches the man blow himself hup, before shrugging and moving back in to unharmed shelter.
>>11606740
>Her waving and smiling immediately drops as this happens. Even she seems to understand what just happened.
>>11606740
Hruagh rughagh.
>Translation: Finally, I can go home and see my family again.
>Train fucking explodes
i cried
>>11606757
after giving her a muffin one punch alien decided to give her one last act of kindness and stuck with her to the end
i am bawling my eyes out
>>11606764
and so concludes the sad game
>>11606773
thanks for hosting
>>11606773
Hraugh gruagj.
>>11606773
in summary, i guess it's not actually that sad if she respawns straight after dying
>>11606775
>>11606778
and thanks for playing
>>11606757
>Yomika smiles in pain, just enjoying the silence between them all the while.
>>11606764
...Congratulations.
Thank you.
>>11606794
No problem, I hope you enjoyed it. Otherwise I'd just be wasting my freaking time.
>>11606773
Thanks for the game.
>>11606802
you're immortal , you have infinite time
>>11606773
Thanks for hosting bone boy.
>>11606812
>You see Seth.jpg
>>11606807
>>11606812
no problem fellas
>>11606808
Yeah, I guess that's true. Infinite time to do whatever the frick I want. It's kinda liberating. When you die, choose to become a skeleton. All the other undead races are just jokes in comparison.
>>11606778
>spams the stomp button
>>11606820
I wish thinking of reincarnating as a bird before becoming a skeleton
That way I can be a flying skeleton
fucking sick as fuck
>triggers sis
>>11606738
HEY HEY
what the fuck
>>11606829
Oh? I don't think birds get the choice to be skeletons. I think they kinda just die. I'm sure regular skeletons can learn to fly, they just need to train their SKELETON MAGIC.
>>11606851
you need light bones to fly, skeleton magic will only add more weigth
>>11606844
>nipple piercings
RUINED
>>11606823
HAUGH RAUGH ROOAGH HAGHUGH RUAAGH HAAH YERAAGH
>>11606861
They are not piercings. I lift.
>>11606865
>piercings gone
>breast size magically reduced
RUINED
>>11606873
See why I keep calling her a poor fake?
>>11606856
SKELETON MAGIC doesn't have weight, it's ethereal. Just like your brains. Although...I guess if your brains were ethereal you'd still have them, it'd just be a little more abstra...
>The skeleton shakes his to stop himself from rambling on.
S-sh-sh-sh-shut the frick up! Wh-wh-wh-whatever man, I dunno what I'm trying to say. I don't think before I speak, alright? I just let it all flow out and hope it forms something coherent. Basically, you're wrong. That's it. SKELETON MAGIC doesn't affect the weight or mass of your bones.
>>11606889
You've fallen for my trap
>casts Calcium Dissolve on you
>>11606893
Wait, when did-
>The skeleton is unable to complete his sentence as the trap takes effect on him, dissolving his bones into nothingness.
>Craig...is DEAD.
>>11606912
Weren't you already dead?
>>11606912
NANI THE FUCK
HOW DO YOU BECOME DEADER THAN DEAD?!
>>11606925
yeah he is, but his essence and soul is destroyed now
>>11606912
>Youmu walks around where Craig disolved, sprinkling salt in a circle. She then puts a talisman there in hopes of preventing the arena from reviving him.
Goodbye, jerk-san.
>>11606812
God fucking dammit Reigns giving himsefh te Roman Empire shit triggers me on so many levels.
>>11606932
I want to push my dick balls deep inside Youmu so that the tip is pressing against her cervix and unleash of torrent of cum into her womb
>>11606925
>>11606927
are you familiar with the concept of "double death?" its like death but doubled
>>11606932
>A chorus of demonic screams rings out across the area as a giant pillar of hellfire erupts from the ground. As the fire fades, a skeletal figure rises to the surface, being held up by rows upon rows of charred, black hands. They then throw him to the floor and disappear into the ground, the demonic screaming ceasing when they leave.
I got kicked out of Hell because they found me too annoying. I agree with you, Youmu. Total jerk-sans.
>>11606945
Fuck off Wiggins
>>11606945
I would cut your prick off before you could even lay your hands on me.
>>11606961
My cock is made out of pure, damage resistant muscle.
Good fucking luck.
>>11606949
Damn! I was afraid Reimu had given me the wrong talism- I mean, welcome back! How was your trip to the underworld?
I want OCs like Craig and Incineroar to leave.
Ah, my favorite arc of HG: Semi-necrophilia+ arc
>>11606961
Stop being so edgy sis.
I want whiny bitches like anon to leave
>>11606986
Why do you want yourself to leave?
>>11607000
Because hg is bitch lasagna
>>11606970
The things that can not be cut by my Roukanken, forged by youkai, are next to nothing!
>>11606981
I'm sure I will regret asking, but... what is semi-necrophilia+?
>>11606982
For the last time! We're not sibbings!
>>11607010
Everyone is thirsting you and craig : half dead and full dead, that's where the + comes from
HG is fun
>>11607017
HG Parody of Friday when
>>11607010
I still love you even if you're um.. different? Yes, that's the word.
>>11607013
I'd prefer for them to not thirst over me. They can do as they please with Craig though.
>>11607026
Do you do anal?
>>11607025
After the HG parody of The Ultimate Showdown
>>11607031
Should I?
>>11606975
Time down there progresses differently than up here, that's the first significant difference to note. I think I was doomed to uh, a thousand? Yeah, a thousand years of watching a Demon continually pouring down bottles of chocolate down a sink. Pure agony, torture like none other. I got promoted to DEMON SKELETON however after I broke out of my restraints and made the demon drown in the bottles of chocolate milk he had been so cruelly wasting.
After that, I spent a good ten thousand years torturing sinners and the like. You know, exposing them to their own personal hells and all that cool stuff. After doing it for so long though I got bored and went on a journey to the secret tenth circle of Hell to train in the ancient DEMON ARTS. The second circle was a bitch to get through, so many skeleton thots were trying to milk my bone but I resisted their allure and pushed on.
Once I got to the tenth circle there were a bunch of demons their who were fond of my work, and so they accepted me into the Ancient Demon Temple. For the next one-hundred thousand years I worked to improve my SKELETON MAGIC, spending every waking second with my nose buried in a book and studying. It all paid off in the end and eventually I became a ROOKIE SKELETON MAGE USER. And in only one-hundred thousand years! Now I can do this:
>The skeleton opens his palm and a small ball of flame sparks to life. The flame quickly disperses after a couple seconds, the skeleton being unable to maintain it for any longer.
Cool, right? Anyways I got kicked out 'cause I kept stealing office supplies.
So yeah, that's how it was in the Wonderworld. Underworld. My bad. I've got a whole buncha life experience now, I'm really a changed skeleton.
>>11606976
You're lucky. I'm dead tired right now and am probably gonna fall the heck asleep any second now.
>watching anime
>go to youtube to listen to the opening/ending theme
>glance at the recommendations list
>literally get spoiled the anime's ending
Fuck this shit go kill yourself jewtube you worthless product of valueless garbage
>>11607055
get fucked loser haha
this is why you only watch ongoing anime the day the episode is out
>>11607055
EVERY TIME
YOU GO TO LISTEN TO BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO'S THEME SONG AND HALF THE RECOMMENDED VIDEOS ARE
"BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO DEATH SCENE"
>>11607030
Craig is thicc as fucc though
>>11607048
So you learned a party trick and got kicked out for stealing? That sounds about right for you. Have fun mastering your skeleton flame trick.
>>11607063
I'm luckier than most skeletons, the calcium goes straight to my hips instead of my ribs.
>>11607080
Your life is a party tick, except no one's entertained by it. This though?
>The skeleton demonstrates his SKELETON MAGIC again, summoning forth another gumball-sized fireball that dies after two seconds.
This is the greatest party trick of All Time.
so should I host farewell craig games or welcome back craig games?
>>11607089
If you're going to host a Farewell Craig game, you better call it Bone Voyage
>>11607047
Yes.
>>11607089
I think you should do one after the other, I'm definitely worthy of both. Don't do it now though, I've gotta go to bed and I'd really like to attend my own funeral. When you host the farewell game, you better call it Bone Vo-
>>11607100
hmm
>>11607100
>>11607106
Oh the joke's ruined...
nevermind I can't host now.
>>11607088
Nice! I'll be sure to call you when I need a candle lit but can't find any matches.
>>11607102
Then go ahead. Just be careful my sister won't like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltqketY744A
>>11607123
I don't care what perverted acts a psycho does with a faceless man in privacy. Just leave already. Shoo! Shoo!
>>11607163
>>11607102
See? That's what I'm talking about. I just want to have a good family and she ruins it every moment she gets. I should punish her somehow.
>>11607123
>fugs
>>11607181
>takes is like a good girl
>enjoys
>jerks you off afterwards
Do me a favor and repeat this on my sis. I want her to learn to behave.
>>11607129
What the fuck is this shit? Play some real music like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG-X1iOQBXE
>>11607200
are you from the lewd touhou thread
>>11607202
But quick brown fox is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZJofwUBG6M
I just realised I got an ahoge. Do I turn into a shitty anime protagonist now?
>>11607129
>there's a full album
didn't know
>>11607205
Nah, that's either
>a /b/ shitposter
>an /erp/ shitposter
>Guts shitposting himself
>>11607213
Just brush your hair nigga
Kys Guts
>>11607202
Shit taste in music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vDTY1Zq61E
>>11607200
Again, I'm not your sister! I'm an only child! And I will castrate the anon if he even tries it in his dreams!
>>11607220
>Guts was in HG during /b/
>He shitposts /erp/ as Rance
for fucks sake it could be all 3
>>11607214
They have tons of full albums
all of them top tier
>>11607233
>gives you the fug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsjnxfw_vXE
BLESS ME SUPREME BEING
>>11607220
>>11607205
Or maybe a HG shitposter having some fun
>>11607233
If you don't want him, who do you want? Me? I thought about letting you explore yourself a bit. But if you want me, then so be it.
>hugs your small body and places your head on my chest
It makes me happy sis.
>kissus
>>11607250
>Or maybe a HG shitposter having some fun
Oh I get it. Hi Wiggins
>>11607220
>it's not me. It's a /b/ guy having fun.
>>11607229
>thanks. I can sleep better now. Ily, no homo.
>>11607236
>I only did a handfull of shitposts as Rance. They turned me into a shitposting boogyman almost instantly. It was fun watching them accuse so many anon posts of being me.
>>11607275
Ily Guts fullon homo
>>11607275
I honestly never believed it was, I was trying to get all of the possibilities, though I totally forgot to add that it could be an HG shitposter
>kissu
ily half-ghost
>>11607244
>outruns you before you can even touch her.
>>11607250
That's not what I meant! Stay away from me!
>runs from you as well.
>>11607302
Fine, I'll give you a day or two to prepare, but don't take so long.
check this out
>dabs
>an arm mutates out of my dab arm
>that arm also dabs
>>11607310
This is pickle rick level of autism.
>>11607324
Honestly, pickle rick is a top 3 joke of the century. Every time i hear it, i just burst out laughing because i cannot contain myself due to the sheer comedic genius that is Dan Harmon. You have to really think to understand the joke. Do you even get it? HE'S A PICKLE!
>>11607305
I'll be sure to prepare my swords to kill you.
>>11607331
A sword is always prepared to kill, it's a fucking sword
>>11607328
Consider this...
>inhales
P I C K L E D I C K
>>11607340
LUL
CARTOONFAG BTFO
>>11607340
I wish Rick turned into Morty's penis, it would make room for amazing character development
>>11607337
There's still the process of cleaning the swords, oiling them and making sure they are sharp. A nicked blade can effect your draw. As can a dirty blade.
>morty ava earlier
kek
>>11606013
Hot food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MAdby0exBo
Rewind.
>>11607424
terraria stone block
>>11607432
infiniminer grass cube
>>11607424
You cannot rewind the choices of the elders, anon.
>>11607424
>>11607432
>>11607436
explain please
>>11607439
Rewind
>>11607439
rewind
>>11607468
>>11607468
>>11607468
>page 8
We dead hours now, boys.