HG - Hunger Games
Watch your back edition.
Did anything interesting happen today?
What they're made of is a mystery,
Where they come from, no one knows.
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em,
You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em,
If you promise not to sue us,
You can shove one up your nose.
You have so much to live for, like burgers, clapping and
Sorry, son, but consider this discipline for the battle we had earlier. Ain't no son of mine gonna bail out of me after I tell them I'm their father! Shame on you!
>Knocking the dude in the face, he runs off, not taking the blaster on the sole principle of heroism: "Never kick someone while they're down".
>Alfred then realises there is no Wi-Fi in space, entering a suicide booth as soon as he remembers.
>In space, no one can hear you scream for the Internet password.
No, no, no! I don't want nobody to kick me in the dick as soon as I come back, goddamnit! That's the last thing I want! Man, cut me some slack!
>Alfred laughs, before placing one hand on Belarus' shoulder, staring her in the eyes. He caught that on tape, and now Tim's going to owe him ten bucks... And probably want him to arrest Belgium. Which comes first, he doesn't know.
Belarus, I did NOT send in my best men to get nudes of Ivan Braginsky to have you play dumb. Where's the money?
I'm not even an American, but this brings a patriotic tear to my eye.
>Alfred cries like a bitch, knowing that he shouldn't have gloated about his dick size in public. It makes both him and his dick easy targets.
Just one day without getting punched in the dick! Just ONE! Is that so much to ask for?!
What is this, the mid 90's?
Maybe having these suicide booths on every block wasn't the best idea, but because of them, we're down to our FINAL TWO
WILL THE WINNER BE:
>little hero kid
>dude with a gun
This looks like 80's animation, so I can at least understand that you'd make that mistake. Not the tittyninja though. She should know better.
Look, anyone would make that mistake.
No, I do not. If I walked up to you every time we met and groped you, you wouldn't be too happy about that! I wouldn't, either, because I'd probably get slapped by five girls just for that! There's a line between "special" and "exclusion"!
No, I'm lying. There's nothing. Of COURSE I do, you--! I got them ! You asked for me to, didn't you? I have them, and you're gonna doubt me NOW of all times?!
Congrats, son. And a thank you to you as well, sir! It's good to stretch my legs every once in a while!
>Grape Juice is his actual name
Anyway, congrats! Sorry for how unfortunate your appearance is and for how badly you lost the superpower lottery, but at least you won this!
>Yes, yes that is 80s animation. Good eye.
Well, that sucks to be me.
Congrats anyways buddy, thanks!
And that's a wrap. Thanks for playing and/or watching, everyone! Late night dead hours truly are the comfiest times.
And the fifth angel blew the trumpet, and I saw a star that had fallen from heaven to the earth, and the key of the shaft of the abyss was given to him. And he opened the shaft of the abyss, and smoke went up from the shaft like smoke from a great furnace, and the sun and the air were darkened by the smoke from the shaft. And out of the smoke locusts came to the earth, and power was given to them like the scorpions of the earth have power. And it was told to them that they should not damage the grass of the earth or any green plant or any tree, except those people who do not have the seal of God on their foreheads. And it was granted to them that they should not kill them, but that they would be tormented five months, and their torment is like the torment of a scorpion when it stings a person. And in those days people will seek death and will never find it, and they will long to die, and death will flee from them.
And the appearance of the locusts was like horses prepared for battle, and on their heads were something like crowns similar in appearance to gold, and their faces were like men’s faces, and they had hair like the hair of women, and their teeth were like the teeth of lions, and they had breastplates like iron breastplates, and the sound of their wings was like the sound of many horse-drawn chariots running into battle. And they have tails similar in appearance to scorpions, and stings, and their power to injure people for five months is in their tails.
What series? I'm not to well-versed in 80's anime outside of Fist of the North Star and DB, but that looks pretty cool.
Please tell me that's an actual hero name. Maybe I should watch this show after all.
>His alias is "Cellophane"
>He can make cellophane tape out of his elbows and it looks like this
This is so stupid I can't not love it
Well, you can grope me as a greeting, theoretically. But I will cut you to death... Or grope you instead. Hey, how about you kick in the dick those guys, who keep kicking you in the dick?
Hm... Let me see what you got here.
>Armor Hunter Mellowlink/Kikou Ryohei Mellowlink, a sidestory to Armored Trooper VOTOMS.
>There's not too much required watching for knowing what's going on in it besides there was once a war between two groups called Gilgamesh and Balarant which finally ended in a truce, and there's some under-the-hood fighting for "PSs"/Perfect Soldiers which are artificial beings made to be perfect soldiers
>It's mecha, technically, but the main protag literally never uses one ever, instead running around shooting them on foot. A quick OVA series at just 12 episodes, it's a good'un.
>You should even be able to find the whole thing on Youtube if you wanna. Alright that's enough of me nerding out here
So you're saying there's a chance? Sheesh, Belarus, I know that you're getting lonely even though your brother's on good terms with you now, but I can't do that! And I can't kick them in the dick. It's impossible. They dodge and they cheat.
>Alfred hands over the envelope. He can't name the contents as this is a family-friendly show, but it's some spicy stuff in there. One of the pics is even of Belarus for some reason.
There you go!
>Show about a dude running around shooting mecha on foot
Oh wow, that sounds amazing! Thank you based Aussa
They're a little smaller than normal mecha, just a bit over twice a person's height or so, but still mecha. Pic related.
Alright calm your inflamed tits SilasLover69
I actually have two if you include the edgy one I use even more infrequently than Kurumi
>Look away to do something resembling real work
I-I mean, yeah! Of course I won! You all thought I had no chance, but this is why you should never underestimate a hero!
Thanks for hosting.
>The moods oh so rarely strike me these days. I could say "I'll try" but it probably wouldn't amount to anything
>Also watch your bird-loving ass because Armadyl is canonically gay and has had two husbands in the past
I've definitely never seen them then. I do know that I would Walnut Walnut's Walnuts in a heartbeat.
Also that's still pretty metal. That looks like something most people would need an armored vehicle for. Hell, the dude doesn't even have his own armor by the looks of it
There is a chance. And this chance is beyond my control. What if you will grope me one day, because you are drunk or something? Well, you have to cheat too. That's the only way.
> Belarus looks on the contents of the envelope with a converned expression. Once she is finished, she sighes a little.
You must have a deathwish, Alfred.
>Nope, just that sweet getup and an old, outdated anti-AT (mech) rifle with poor effective range
>And booby traps. He's pretty fucking metal.
>And yep, I use her even less because she has even fewer and lower-quality images as opposed to the Walnut. This is her.
The artist is 10/10 save for needing to draw bigger wings
>Pardon me but did you even look at that image
DFC is the best, yo.
Oh shit, I remember her after all. You gave me the folder, and I was just about to start using her before I accidentally deleted it
It's a real shame that things have gotten this bad. It makes you wonder what kind of world you're even fighting for, you know?
Me? Drink? The only thing I can drink at this age is coffee and Capri Suns. Please, there ain't nothing to grope anyway... Why am I still talking about this? I'm gonna get messed up by Ivan...
>Alfred shrugs, pulling out a Coke and sipping it. He likes living on the edge.
No, I just know how badly you want him, so I asked my finest men to check him out in the shower, and bam! There you go! Russian nudes! I mean, if you don't want them, I can always take them back...
>Oh hey it's you? I was wondering if it was the same person or just someone else using her or not, only indication I had was Ringo getting entering a few times.
>Still though hey, nice to see you around. Could probably toss it back up if you want, maybe prowl twiiter/pixiv for a few new images or something first.
WHY IS IT ALWAYS SO BORING IN HERE? WHERE ARE THE GAMES AT
Unlike the bras of these women. What's the point?
Well if you're the one being groped you're also the guy on the left.
One character, two bodies.
Ye, I've been back since like June. I still have her folder but that bun has been delegated to filler since, well, I like to forget that little period of time happened.
Likewise my dude, thanks again for introducing me to the wonderful world of og 2hu! If the bits of this Armored Hunter show I've been skimming are anything to go off of, then I'll probably have to say the same about mecha too.
I can go again if people want, worst Gen 8 starter.
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
I WILL PUMMEL YOU INTO THE DIRT SO HARD!
Fuck me I'm incompetent
Muhahahha. But I'm happy to help really. If you ever want the Elis thing again I could spelunk for some more stuff and pass if off, I think we share at least one server so you could just DM me.
And I'm sure people would love another round.
Hey! Ya can't just go around threatening to pummel people like that!
You don't have to lie to me. I know you like to drink some of that whiskey once in a week. And besides, what if someone will drug you Coke? What, are you afraid of my brother? I thought you were an adult.
> Suddenly, with her left hand she grabs Alfred' face. Her palm covers the eyes of the man.
Relax. I am doing this in your best interests.
>With her right hand she lits envelope on fire using nearby candelabra.
THEY INSULTED ME FIRST, THEY DESERVE IT!
You can't just maim someone just because they insulted you! Maybe if they are causing trouble you could, but I won't stand for senseless beating y'know!
Wrong. I'm not allowed to drink yet because my boss thinks it's bad for me to drink while on the job. And who's gonna drug my coke, anyway?Ivan? Please, I'm a MAN. A man with manly ambitions and-- AIEEE!
>Smelling smoke, he attempts to get the hand off of his face, sticking his hands out to push Belarus away (and accidentally putting his hand on her face in the process). He's concerned someone set his jacket on fire, and heroes aren' exactly invincible to fire.
Let go of me! Oi, this jacket is expensive, man! Do you think my boss gives me money for fun?! Come on, let go of me, or else I'll tell Ivan you took nudes of him! No one wants a partner that stalks them!
SURE I CAN, I'VE DONE IT PLENTY OF TIMES BEFORE, THEY INSULTED MY PRIDE AS MUCH AS THEY COULD BE CALLING ME THE WORST, WHEN I AM REALLY THE BEST!
>The loli vampire is now a bug
>Do not question this
>They hosted yesterday as well though I confess I don't remember the ongoings too well
I'll tell you what you're going to be the best at: Your face lookin' like mashed potatoes if ya try and beat up one more person! Trust me, you'll be beaten to next week if ya make the wrong decision.
>But are you willing to stoop to Trapkaze levels?
AND JUST WHO IS GOING TO STOP ME? I'M THE KING OF THE RING!
Come to think of it, we do. I just might take you up on that
>cartoonish yaoi hands
>slow as fuck
>not the bird
Honestly, you're better off just attaching an eviolite to a [insert the name of the evolution step before inciniroar).
I'm more than willin' to try and take your title if ya let me, unless you're a pussycat!
>I'm glad someone else finally remembered the crotchplate
>Do it if you wanna.
>Distant vampiric laughter but also already knowing the name for the hypothetical Stand
THAT'S IT, YOU ASKED FOR IT, BOTH OF THEM SUCK COMPARED TO ME, I'M THE GREATEST OF THE THREE!
BWAHAHA, YOU'RE JUST A HUMAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU COULD DO AGAINST ME?
Ah'm no ordinary human, I'm Popeye THE Sailor! And with mah spinach, you'll be pummeled so badly, they'll have to put the cone of shame on ya!
YOU DON'T SCARE ME, OLD MAN, YOU'RE JUST A VEGGIE EATING HUMAN, TRUE MEN EAT MEAT, IT BUILDS THE MUSCLE!
Pretty much everything
>Sardine heads, shattered holly branches, thrown roasted soybeans.
>At least according to Perfect Memento's thing about the Scarlets, which might not even apply to her.
If I use my one ability too much too quickly, it starts to bleed and hurt.
Aside from plot powered lazy shrine maidens I'd rather not say.
But you have weekend, aren't you? I always find a time to relax with some vodka, so should you. Maybe the people who oppose your boss? They are capable of anything. Is my brother is a big bully to you? I can convince him to let you go, poor boy.
> She fights the Alfred' resistance in order to keep him in the grip. She bites some of his fingers really hard, when his hand comes too close to her face. Perhaps, if America would be a Belarusian colony, Alfred would never be free.
Alfred, do you know that if brother finds out that you were trying to sell me his nudes (and he will find out), you are a dead man? And that with this pic of me you will de double-dead? I am not afraid of him, he will not harm me, but I am not so sure about you.
Spinach does the same, if not more effectively! It can make ya so strong, you can move the Earth and the Moon! Meat'll just make ya fat, although seeing your waistline already proves that.
>Being a schoolgirl. Might be a little obsessive. Literally encourages female-on-male rape.
Half-ghost. And I'm not even sure what that would do.
DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT?
SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME, I'LL PUMMEL YOU GOOD!
>Tfw the Perfect Memento is an actual book in-setting and according to it Youmu doesn't have any standout weaknesses
Yea I just did, heck, you make Bluto look like he was on a diet! So come and get some, fat cat, and have some leafy greens while you're at it.
YOU ASKED FOR IT, WISE GUY!
>INCINEROAR CHARGES FORWARD AT A BLINDING SPEED TO HIT THE SAILOR WITH A FAKE OUT
No, and no! I'm not drinking, and I can take on Ivan "I literally cannot stop drinking" Braginsky!
>Alfred muffles his screams, making a drastic decision; moving his hand to her chest, he shocks her enough to make a decent getaway and skedaddle out of here faster than you can say "I'm the hero".
It don't matter no more, because I sent an envelope full of those pics to you so you can keep them! My men are super smart, and I'm so smart that I conveniently need to go to bed! See you later, Belarus! Tell me how much you like the pictures the next time we meet, 'kay?!
>speed stat of 60
Here's my reaction in convenient button form https://www.myinstants.com/instant/tidus-laugh/
I see. It might have an effect on my ghost half. Let's not find out though.
>I USED FAKE OUT YOU DUMBASS
IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED
>IT HAS GODDAMN PRIORITY
>Popeye had gotten hit with the blow, sending him flying back and sliding him across the ground for a few feet
Feh! Nice one, but there's no escape now, ya just kicked the hornet's nest sonny!
>He pulls out a can of spinach and starts to squeeze it, trying to get the powerful vegetable out and into his mouth
FUCK being generous
DON'T THINK I'LL LET UP FOR EVEN A SECOND, YOU BROUGHT THIS ALL ON YOURSELF
>THE INCINEROAR STOMPS THE GROUND, SENDING AN EARTHQUAKE TOWARDS YOU AS A FOLLOW-UP
Gabe The Glue Man Degrossi
>The earthquake hits the sailor hard, making the can he had in his hand fall out and start rolling away from him
Aw now look what ya just done!
>He runs towards the can, which so happens to be going towards his feline opponent
COME ON, THIS WON'T BE ANY FUN UNLESS YOU FIGHT BACK
>THE INCINEROAR DOESN'T NOTICE THE CAN, BUT SEES THE SAILOR RUNNING AT HIM SO HE GOES IN FOR A CLOTHESLINE
you're unredongo unbongo
I'd offer to rar the copy of it I have and post a link, but apparently I'm missing several pages
It was actually one more at the time of that post, Eggman-kun and Shirai just popped outta nowhere. 3 mins for whatever
I dunno, thankfully I haven't had to deal with Karen for a while now. I figured I could just wait until she dies of old age or something. Personally I hope she dies in a car crash, a completely unfulfilling and ordinary death for the "symbol of justice." More like symbol of gay. Right?
>The sailor was so intent on getting his spinach, that he doesn't notice the opponent's outstretched arm going towards his head, knocking him down hard.
>As he fell down to the ground, he was just barely close enough to the can to grab it, popping off the lid and dumping the leaves into his mouth. Suddenly, he springs off the ground, his muscles twitching from the new found strength he had possessed
Ya want me to fight back? Alrighty then!
>He runs up to the cat and attempts to deliver a powerful punch from his beefy arm
FUCK, and I didn't think to save the completed version you sent me.
So's this tribute unless people really want me to pick up another dreamer
As usual, the Bloodbath slide goes uncommentated so I can get it out further.
>"You do commentary?"
uhhhhh yes??? don't be a dick
Can't help it. I'm bad to the bone. Which, as you can imagine, is extra bad when you're all bone.
>THE INCINEROAR IS KNOCKED BACK FAR FROM THE POWERFUL PUNCH, BARELY RESISTING BEING KNOCKED DOWN
DAMN THAT HURT, YOU'RE NOT AS WIMPY AS YOU LOOK
>THE INCINEROAR CLOAKS ITS SELF IN FIRE, THEN CHARGES FORWARDS USING FLAME CHARGE, GETTING FASTER BECAUSE OF IT
I really, really don't want to be crushed under rocks again. Please and thank you.
>Ruri looks around.
...where's the donation box?
>Accidentally dodges bullets
Alright disembodied voice. You were right. I don't do commentary. I just ramble a bit.
Donation? You mean you suckers actually contribute money to this shit?
>Ruri's satisfied with those results. Snark and an above-average knowledge of eldritch horrors, thanks to multiple passes through the arena, should get her by just fine.
Well, yeah. How else do you propitiate your deities?
Well I yam what I yam after all!
>He sees the inciniroar charge towards him, and decides to act swiftly. He cranks up his arm a few times, audible clicks can be heard with every turn before he releases, making it spin around and around as he places it in front of him, guarding himself from the fast fireball
>That's the plan.
>Yomika scratches her head, wondering if she even had any prized possessions anyhow.
He was probably distracted by the abused elephant trunk sitting at the table with him. Are they supposed to turn that shade of purple?
Fun fact: the average human eats TWELVE spiders every night. I read it somewhere on the Internet.
Guess she didn't pray hard enough.
Animals rummaging through trash. Nothing too out of the ordinary.
>Tries to do a sick slam dunk, but slips and falls over onto his ass like a dipshit
>The flaming kitty has awoken the dragon
...What are you doing?
Undo button? What undo button? What the fuck is this event even talking about? And how do you roleplay to an event where you tear the flesh from your ribcage and play xylophone? Obviously this code needs to be reworked, but for tonight...well, it's the best you've got.
I dunno, eating twelve spiders every night in your sleep does sound a bit farfetched, although...I saw it on the Internet, after all. People wouldn't lie there.
I don't usually use pyro, but I don't see the harm in trying it out.
Healthy. Not tastey.
...Dumb things. Make it harder to see. Pointless
>Stand back, there's a hurricane coming through!
That's actually a really good question
YEAAAH, THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T MESS WITH ME!
>THE INCINEROAR RIGHT INTO THE ARM HALD OUT INFRONT OF HIM, BURNING THE HAND BUT TAKING HEAVY DAMAGE IN THE PROCESS
DAMN IT, YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE
>INCINEROAR ENGULFS HIMSELF IN A GLOW AS A WRESTLING RING SURROUNDS THE SAILOR, THE FIRECAT CLIMBS ON ONE OF THE CORNERS AND DOES A MASSIVELY EXPLOSIVE 450° SPLASH AT HIM
THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
yeah FUCK you yomika
i bet you're the reason my fridge is empty
Gabe the Glue Man Degrossi? More like Gabe the Bullet...Riddled...Man. Ah, needs work.
Any hot tiki babes in there?
I haven't the faintest idea.
so you're telling me that it isn't twelve each night? i dunno man
>lmao 6 spiders randomly clawn into ur mouth every year
Do you see how retarded that looks?
Spiders are fucking bugs, but they aren't stupid. Why would they go somewhere that spells danger for them?
That was always a retarded myth that retarded people came up with. Like how cracking your knuckles apparently hurts them, or how you can pick up food in under 5 seconds before the bacteria jump on it.
All pure bullshit.
You are hungry but you will not find anything there..Help yourself to what I got if you can tolerate fruit as a feline.
>Before she falls back into a thousand year sleep again, she points toward a ornate golden scale with a nice array of fruits and berries sorted ontop of it
>Yomika clearly has no idea what any of this is about, shrugging widely.
kenny ackerman more like kenny noteethman
the elephant breaks its trunk
Not sure why I decided to make this but shit, they really do raise one's aesthetic level
This is supposed to be a PG program....
>Starts flailing his arms around like a psychopath
Hruagh! Auragh! Heeaagh!
One Punch Alien becomes One Kind Alien. Awww. Very sweet. Very cool.
Oh wait, Lord Beerus was the one who killed himself. The elephant's trunk is still OK. What a relief!
get these darn spiders off my face - loli vampire
Nobody has responded to the "discuss what they would add to make it more fun" event before. Do it. Let me steal your ideas. I'm starved of inspiration here. I won't give you any credit, but I'm sure you'll be satisfied helping me out
A E S T H E T I C
Add more championship titles for me to almost win.
Don't disturb my sweatshop operations please. I profit very well off of them selling my BONE MERCH. You can get a Craig bobblehead for only $2.50! It's a steal!
Actual theft will result in your death.
Rain and hail. It's a very atmospheric slide I'm providing you with today. Get comfy and listen to the sound of rain pit-pattering against your windows or whatever. Get hit by a golfball-sized chunk of hail and die.
YOU WON'T MAKE MUCH MONEY FROM THIS BY JUST SELLING BORING OLD BONE MERCHANDISE, YOU NEED TO SPREAD OUT YOUR RANGE, START SELLING SOME MERCH OF ME AND I CAN GARUNTEE YOU SOME PROFITS
I'LL TAKE A 90% CUT OF THE PROFITS, THOUGH.
>Picks up sami and just fucking throws him through a convenient nightmare portal
>Sami now has to live out through the horrors of what happened on USG Ishimura
But Frylock is food. Did he poison himself? It is all very mysterious...
You're not the legend that you once were, Eggman-kun. Nobody wants somebody at the bottom of the leaderboards at their campfire. Although, with this game you'll probably rise above that spot.
I hope you had a nice flight while it lasted, Ackerman.
>Stomps away leaving a trail of bloody footprints behind him
Yeah, I think it's official. Eggman-kun's no longer in last place.
the skeleton one
Actions. Not words.
>She shakes her hand a little, before letting it drop to her side again.
>And to think that this is the only relevant image that could possibly exist for this.
>All Isaac can do is just smoosh the pizza up against his mask because he doesn't know how to take the stupid fucking helmet off
A simple death, but it's more than enough.
Even after this mishap Eggman-kuns still probably made it out of last place.
I bet the necromorphs did this.
Winner next slide. It's a tearjerker so prepare your tissues.
>Yomika tilts her head as she watches the man blow himself hup, before shrugging and moving back in to unharmed shelter.
>Her waving and smiling immediately drops as this happens. Even she seems to understand what just happened.
>Translation: Finally, I can go home and see my family again.
>Train fucking explodes
after giving her a muffin one punch alien decided to give her one last act of kindness and stuck with her to the end
i am bawling my eyes out
in summary, i guess it's not actually that sad if she respawns straight after dying
and thanks for playing
>Yomika smiles in pain, just enjoying the silence between them all the while.
No problem, I hope you enjoyed it. Otherwise I'd just be wasting my freaking time.
no problem fellas
Yeah, I guess that's true. Infinite time to do whatever the frick I want. It's kinda liberating. When you die, choose to become a skeleton. All the other undead races are just jokes in comparison.
what the fuck
Oh? I don't think birds get the choice to be skeletons. I think they kinda just die. I'm sure regular skeletons can learn to fly, they just need to train their SKELETON MAGIC.
HAUGH RAUGH ROOAGH HAGHUGH RUAAGH HAAH YERAAGH
They are not piercings. I lift.