The Official Pony Thread
No one else wanted to make a thread Edition
Was in the process of making a thread.
Actually, yes, it is normal, for the most part
They're called intrusive thoughts
I waited like 10mins
My attention was off the thread for moment, but as I came back and saw your comment I started making a new one.
impeccable timing, in fact
So do you know what happened to Fey DArwin?
I should be sleeping, but I'm not tired.
This use to happen at least once a week for a couple months.
Oh great a weekly ritual.
I think i'm gonna head to bed.
Lol, I didn't even have to post scat this time, another anon is doing it instead. Keep it up, man!
Hey spammer, you got any ones as thick as this or even thicker?
It wouldn't be the first time, some one tells me that, lol.
I'm afraid to post my more brutal stuff so the good ol ones will have to do.
I once threw a cat into an oven and heard it scream until he died.
>this must have complicated your programming no?
Idunno. Not much. I got banned indefinitely from computer related classes in 7th grade so they would never let me use a computer in any school from then on.
Also to be fair, I was a GT student and always ranked higher than everyone in my school up until 7th grade when I just decided I didn't give a care about anything anymore so I just started stealing peoples pokemon cards, breaking into lockers and getting suspended as much as possible then going to juvie a lot and... i forgot the name of that place they kept sending me to all the time, some like school where they send 10-20 of the most problematic kids from all the schools
You don't like the phillies guy either?
I like where this is headed Bino
anthro sweeties need dick too
Looks too old
well you'd be right
That's much better
On the way out of the zoo today I saw a speed limit sign that said "Max: 16"
I said to Rita, "seems arbitrary. My personal maximum is like, 12"
I guess I never really understood the appeal of consenting adults
Meanie belle a cute
yeah I'd stuff her holes
I wonder if this is Darwins way of getting back at me for never giving him my bun folder.
Sadly I dont have any porn of her saved
it's never too late to start
I only put sweetie belle on this flash drive so I'm missing all my quality scootaloos
How do you feel about anonfilly
You know something now out with it.
You're even neglecting to post images with your posts, a clear sign of guilt.
No I mean what are we talking about
eh, okay I guess
>needing someone to give you their folder
I literally just run a script that downloads everyone's pics to a folder with their name in it
it's better than actually getting their folder personally because
1) you avoid any kind of social interaction with that pperson
2) you only save pics they actually used, not the unused trash they never posted
3) you do not have to wallow up to the nigger in question and beg for anything
don't give interrobun that profiling tool :^)
But you don't get that sweet feeling of having someone gift something they hold dear to them.
Yeah, I feel about the same
The diaperfags in the anonfilly thread on /mlp/ ruined her for me, though
Why Darwin is being such a butt lately.
I never really into /mlp/ but maybe I should
diaperfags are the worst though
Why do you think I know the answer to that
for great justice
I don't give anyone my personal programs because people who are incapable of creating such tools themselves do not deserve the benefits of having them at their expense. Such as my eavesdropper 2000 among other things.
>But you don't get that sweet feeling of having someone gift something they hold dear to them
>huge [smug] bun.png
What did he mean by this
All that Shutterfly ass.
I gotta nap though
See ya later babs
Heya, I saw your message last night a bit late I'm sorry.
I couldn't accept, you could earn a lot of money for something like that Az.
Hey Pasta, how're you?
Bored, tired but not sufficiently sleepy to sleep
How about you
I dont have a lot of lewd Moondancers
could do, but i'd much rather you have it
Haskell users are the vegans of the programming world. They won't shut the fuck up about how every other language's type systems are lacking, and they'll bitch at you for using mutable state like a normal person instead of <overabstracted problem no one learned about or cares about>.
And just as vegans make me crave a double quarter pounder with cheese, Haskell programmers make me want to write the most unsafe godawful C programs I can think up.
Unfortunately, it's 1 in the fucking morning, so I'm not going to be getting any work done.
I'm not sure who I hate more, Haskell programmers or web programmers.
I know the feeling, I've slept almost all today.
What does an unsafe godawful c program look like?
I forgot to buy another jar of spear pickles .
do you want a csgo knife too?
you are allowed to have it right?
buying a jar of spare nickels
I'm going to bed, night everypony!
Lots of memory h4x.
Going to -try- sleep
Wish me luck
Goodnight, hope you have dreams of me tonight.
Why would you want me to dream about you
later rube cube
at that rate it should be easy
>having lewd dreams of your friends
>not just having normal hanging out dreams
dreaming vidya with friends
Yeah, why so?
now i know it's personal rawr xd
though i suppose i could use the freedom tokens to further liberate myself
It's not a personal thing Azzy, honestly!
I'm just being stupid. sorry.
Just meet up and fuck already.
bun pls, it's not like that.
ah yes, then it's just good business
how can i like him if i like you?
sorry to bamboozle your misinformation with misinformation oh my i feel bad
i actually prefer /trash/'s content to /b/'s.
the argument is this thread is so surreal it's not allowed to outshine /mlp/
4x gold i so bad i dreamt about vb the next night
Funny stuff :P
I've been dreaming about pubg lately for very obvious reasons lol
/b/ has become kinda shit the last few years... not that it was ever good I suppose.
A triggered tumblr manlet, pay him no mind bun
>all these anons that like to come in and say mean things to me
legit worth pouring down the drain
the argument is this thread is so surreal it's not allowed to outshine /b/
your IQ is less than average for people your age (0-100)
Maybe the cans are the disposal method of it?
instead of burying it though they sell it
yeah but i'll bury anything that smells and tastes like beer in my stomach
Alright I'm going to bed way past my normal bed time considering I have to go to work tomorrow.
Do you do things while drunk that you wouldn't normally do while sober?
good night bun, do try not to dream of your friends naked this time
I came (back)
I did that too
when it comes to fils, I've got a lot to give
How're you and Rita going?
depends on the day I guess; other people make me bipolar as fuck and if I'm tired from work, that's worse. I'm really only charming in short bursts.
Personally I think I suck. You'd have to ask him.
True, I more meant like, how're you going kinda deal, feeling good, keeping busy etc.
It seems like you two get along pretty well though, I mean, for someone who self proclaims to not do well with others with long exposure, you seem to be doing pretty well
Heya Aku, how're you going?
How's the campaign writing going?
You have and always will be some creepy fucking mountain scum!
I'm getting sidetracked, but I've got quite a few notes to remind me where I left off. I'm starting to really feel like I'm trapped in a pit full of shit, but that's ok because everything's great and I'm a cheap date.
Acid buildup in my head is just a side effect you piece of garbage.
FUCKING BE NORMIE FUCKS WHO DONT LIKE SPENDING SO MUCH TIME LOCKED AWAY IN SOLITUDE YOU GROSS AUTISTS! WASTING TIME!
it's a nice thought, but I've been at work a lot, then sleeping when I can, plus there's been a combination of willpower, filled in with tranquilizers and alcohol, and I already had one meltdown. Besides, I have been a lot more anxious and "crowded" more than usual, even if I don't or can't show it.
So, am I doing well, really?
is it because of the sweetie belle thing?
Everything is beautiful, you're all great. I'm happy to spend time posting with you. I think that you guys can do anything.
No, you're a pretty cool guy who does lots of things. Don't be sad ever! You goddamn creepy bus man who stares at kids!
When you drink you really drink lol
Things get better as long as you're willing to work towards better.
>So, am I doing well, really?
only you can really say so.
What sort of meltdown did you haev?
I think the same of you Aku~
I really wanna one day walk into an art exhibit and find out its yours.
I don't ever want to have an art exhibit. Art isn't useful at all. It's too easy. Way too easy.
I was at the zoo yesterday (which is like an underage buffet btw) when I had to take a piss.
So I'm in there and when I'm washing my hands, in the mirror I see a dad and his two kids have come in. He's in the stall helping one of them, the other is a little girl standing outside alone, trying to take her clothes off for some reason. I guess it's just one of nature's gifts that sometimes they try and do that in public.
So I'm thinking about how far out I parked my car. You ever wonder who can run faster: a horny pedo or a panicked father? I think about that a lot.
like, extremely irritable and bothered by every noise and smell or dirty dish, so I came home and immediately took seroquel and drank some liquor to wash it down, and I told Rita that I was just having a really hard time.
I tried to be as reassuring as I could but idk if it hit the mark
Art is important Aku.
Modern art is fucking bullshit, but real art, stuff like yours?
It's important, it needs to exist.
Maybe the socialising is good for you?
I'm pretty obviously out of my depth with this one.
don't worry about it, just look at the fils
yeah, kinda like that
the hot, hot fils
does anyone else have a file they are keeping on babs so when he eventually gets done for molesting a child you can sell information to the media?
just wanna know if i'm gonna have any competition