The Official Pony Thread
No one else wanted to make a thread Edition
let me shit on this one.
>>11602587
Was in the process of making a thread.
>>11601875
Actually, yes, it is normal, for the most part
They're called intrusive thoughts
>>11602626
I waited like 10mins
>>11602646
Nice entrance.
Nice entrance.
>>11602653
My attention was off the thread for moment, but as I came back and saw your comment I started making a new one.
>>11602676
impeccable timing, in fact
Dumb pony porn to battle the shitposter
>>11602699
So do you know what happened to Fey DArwin?
Happened to Fey.
>>11602745
Do you actually know anything Darwin?
Know anything.
Are you seriously doing this manually?
Goodnight
>>11603085
Cya Ursh.
>>11603085
Goodnight
I should be sleeping, but I'm not tired.
What the everliving fuck.
>>11603168
This use to happen at least once a week for a couple months.
>>11603189
Oh great a weekly ritual.
I think i'm gonna head to bed.
Night.
>>11603234
Bye anon.
Lol, I didn't even have to post scat this time, another anon is doing it instead. Keep it up, man!
>>11603011
Hot
Hey spammer, you got any ones as thick as this or even thicker?
>>11603394
Kill yourself
>>11603394
What the fuck?
Spammer, what do you gain out of doing this? I mean, at least it's not being done to a show I like, but still.
>>11603394
>>11603472
>>11603502
>>11603532
You sicken me, you cunt.
all life equally worthless.
>>11603661
what
>>11603667
I remember when I was 15 and found 4chan. I too saved all these animal abuse gifs and would post them in threads I did not like.
>>11603722
I'm afraid to post my more brutal stuff so the good ol ones will have to do.
I once threw a cat into an oven and heard it scream until he died.
>>11603688
>this must have complicated your programming no?
Idunno. Not much. I got banned indefinitely from computer related classes in 7th grade so they would never let me use a computer in any school from then on.
Also to be fair, I was a GT student and always ranked higher than everyone in my school up until 7th grade when I just decided I didn't give a care about anything anymore so I just started stealing peoples pokemon cards, breaking into lockers and getting suspended as much as possible then going to juvie a lot and... i forgot the name of that place they kept sending me to all the time, some like school where they send 10-20 of the most problematic kids from all the schools
>>11603804
>>11603826
You don't like the phillies guy either?
remove amirite?
>>11603825
>>11603838
I like where this is headed Bino
>>11603849
Not the ANTHRO versions.
>>11603826
Are you ready to talk yet Darwin?
Talk yet.
>>11603852
>>11603855
>>11603878
Better.
I will leave the pedo to finish the fest.
>>11603877
>>11603880
anthro sweeties need dick too
>>11603924
>>11603929
>>11603926
Looks too old
>>11603957
well you'd be right
>>11603971
That's much better
>>11603979
On the way out of the zoo today I saw a speed limit sign that said "Max: 16"
I said to Rita, "seems arbitrary. My personal maximum is like, 12"
>>11603858
>>11604003
Nice
>>11604004
>>11604014
I guess I never really understood the appeal of consenting adults
>>11604032
>>11604043
>>11604057
>>11604062
>>11604071
Meanie belle a cute
>>11604085
yeah I'd stuff her holes
>>11604040
I wonder if this is Darwins way of getting back at me for never giving him my bun folder.
>>11604104
Sadly I dont have any porn of her saved
Possibly
Nice trips, by the way
>>11604116
it's never too late to start
>>11604124
Yeah
>>11604123
Spill the beans Pasta.
>>11604135
I only put sweetie belle on this flash drive so I'm missing all my quality scootaloos
I have no idea what you're talking about
>>11604145
Shame
How do you feel about anonfilly
>>11604147
You know something now out with it.
You're even neglecting to post images with your posts, a clear sign of guilt.
No I mean what are we talking about
giant slippery horse cocks
>>11604106
nigga wat
>>11604158
eh, okay I guess
>>11604137
>needing someone to give you their folder
I literally just run a script that downloads everyone's pics to a folder with their name in it
it's better than actually getting their folder personally because
1) you avoid any kind of social interaction with that pperson
2) you only save pics they actually used, not the unused trash they never posted
3) you do not have to wallow up to the nigger in question and beg for anything
>>11604216
don't give interrobun that profiling tool :^)
>>11604200
How goes it?
>>11604216
But you don't get that sweet feeling of having someone gift something they hold dear to them.
>>11604205
Yeah, I feel about the same
The diaperfags in the anonfilly thread on /mlp/ ruined her for me, though
>>11604180
Why Darwin is being such a butt lately.
>>11604238
I never really into /mlp/ but maybe I should
diaperfags are the worst though
Why do you think I know the answer to that
>>11604247
I agree
>>11604248
Alright, if you say so.
>>11604259
eradicate diaperfags
for great justice
>>11604230
I don't give anyone my personal programs because people who are incapable of creating such tools themselves do not deserve the benefits of having them at their expense. Such as my eavesdropper 2000 among other things.
>>11604233
p good, hi~
>>11604276
>>11604234
>But you don't get that sweet feeling of having someone gift something they hold dear to them
...
>huge [smug] bun.png
What did he mean by this
>>11604272
>>11604270
All that Shutterfly ass.
>>11604301
hot
I gotta nap though
>>11604328
See ya later babs
>>11604291
>>11604374
Heya, I saw your message last night a bit late I'm sorry.
I couldn't accept, you could earn a lot of money for something like that Az.
>>11604444
>>11604444
Hey Pasta, how're you?
>>11604486
lmoa
>>11604491
Bored, tired but not sufficiently sleepy to sleep
How about you
>>11604498
I dont have a lot of lewd Moondancers
>>11604443
could do, but i'd much rather you have it
>>11604531
cute
Haskell users are the vegans of the programming world. They won't shut the fuck up about how every other language's type systems are lacking, and they'll bitch at you for using mutable state like a normal person instead of <overabstracted problem no one learned about or cares about>.
And just as vegans make me crave a double quarter pounder with cheese, Haskell programmers make me want to write the most unsafe godawful C programs I can think up.
Unfortunately, it's 1 in the fucking morning, so I'm not going to be getting any work done.
>>11604546
>>11604651
I'm not sure who I hate more, Haskell programmers or web programmers.
>>11604501
I know the feeling, I've slept almost all today.
>>11604531
>>11604603
What does an unsafe godawful c program look like?
I forgot to buy another jar of spear pickles .
>>11604668
Well I mean, aren't web programmers necessary?
Spear pickles.
>>11604651
do you want a csgo knife too?
>>11604710
you are allowed to have it right?
>>11604718
buying a jar of spare nickels
I'm going to bed, night everypony!
>>11604710
Lots of memory h4x.
>>11604715
To an extent. The problem with them is that they decided they wanted to do everything in JavaScript, even desktop applications. Low and behold we have programs using up 50+ MiB of memory for trivial functionality. Because someone decided to embed an entire fucking web browser into a chat client or a text editor.
>>11604766
Have pleasant dreams ruby.
Going to -try- sleep
Wish me luck
>>11604855
-try- to* sleep
>>11604855
>>11604863
Goodnight, hope you have dreams of me tonight.
>>11604875
Why would you want me to dream about you
Thats gay
>>11604766
later rube cube
>>11604855
at that rate it should be easy
>>11604887
>having lewd dreams of your friends
>not just having normal hanging out dreams
>>11604922
dreaming vidya with friends
>>11604744
Yeah, why so?
>>11604766
Night Rubles
>>11604980
now i know it's personal rawr xd
though i suppose i could use the freedom tokens to further liberate myself
>>11605215
It's not a personal thing Azzy, honestly!
I'm just being stupid. sorry.
>>11605215
>>11605239
Just meet up and fuck already.
>>11605259
bun pls, it's not like that.
>>11605239
ah yes, then it's just good business
>>11605259
project elsewhere
>>11605321
>>11605325
how can i like him if i like you?
>>11605352
>>11605358
sorry to bamboozle your misinformation with misinformation oh my i feel bad
>>11605387
>>11605393
hope so
>have entire board dedicated to your autism
>still feel the need to invade other boards and take up their catalog space
>being triggered by what you see on 4chan
>>11605459
MUH TRASH
>>11605466
>has no real argument
Typical of manchildren obsessed with a barely-relevant little girl's cartoon
>>11605459
>>11605466
i actually prefer /trash/'s content to /b/'s.
>>11605478
the argument is this thread is so surreal it's not allowed to outshine /mlp/
>>11605466
4x gold i so bad i dreamt about vb the next night
>>11605478
>>11605494
Legitimately?
Funny stuff :P
I've been dreaming about pubg lately for very obvious reasons lol
>>11605483
/b/ has become kinda shit the last few years... not that it was ever good I suppose.
>>11605500
A triggered tumblr manlet, pay him no mind bun
>>11605510
>A triggered tumblr manlet
Yes, Bun sure is
>>11605510
>/b/ has become kinda shit the last few years
So it's the perfect place for ponyfag circlejerking
>all these anons that like to come in and say mean things to me
>>11605510
legit worth pouring down the drain
>>11605542
the argument is this thread is so surreal it's not allowed to outshine /b/
>>11605550
your IQ is less than average for people your age (0-100)
>>11605555
>avatarfagging autists
>surreal
>>11605555
Maybe the cans are the disposal method of it?
instead of burying it though they sell it
>>11605637
yeah but i'll bury anything that smells and tastes like beer in my stomach
Alright I'm going to bed way past my normal bed time considering I have to go to work tomorrow.
>>11605688
Do you do things while drunk that you wouldn't normally do while sober?
>>11605705
no
good night bun, do try not to dream of your friends naked this time
I came (back)
>>11605789
Why not inside?
>>11605801
I did that too
when it comes to fils, I've got a lot to give
>>11605813
Fair enough.
How're you and Rita going?
>>11605789
HE BACC
>>11605824
depends on the day I guess; other people make me bipolar as fuck and if I'm tired from work, that's worse. I'm really only charming in short bursts.
Personally I think I suck. You'd have to ask him.
>>11605855
bacc again
>>11605824
>>11605873
True, I more meant like, how're you going kinda deal, feeling good, keeping busy etc.
It seems like you two get along pretty well though, I mean, for someone who self proclaims to not do well with others with long exposure, you seem to be doing pretty well
>>11605880
Heya Aku, how're you going?
How's the campaign writing going?
>>11605873
You have and always will be some creepy fucking mountain scum!
>>11605908
I'm getting sidetracked, but I've got quite a few notes to remind me where I left off. I'm starting to really feel like I'm trapped in a pit full of shit, but that's ok because everything's great and I'm a cheap date.
Acid buildup in my head is just a side effect you piece of garbage.
FUCKING BE NORMIE FUCKS WHO DONT LIKE SPENDING SO MUCH TIME LOCKED AWAY IN SOLITUDE YOU GROSS AUTISTS! WASTING TIME!
>>11605908
it's a nice thought, but I've been at work a lot, then sleeping when I can, plus there's been a combination of willpower, filled in with tranquilizers and alcohol, and I already had one meltdown. Besides, I have been a lot more anxious and "crowded" more than usual, even if I don't or can't show it.
So, am I doing well, really?
>>11605914
is it because of the sweetie belle thing?
Everything is beautiful, you're all great. I'm happy to spend time posting with you. I think that you guys can do anything.
>>11605972
No, you're a pretty cool guy who does lots of things. Don't be sad ever! You goddamn creepy bus man who stares at kids!
>>11605943
When you drink you really drink lol
Things get better as long as you're willing to work towards better.
>>11605965
>So, am I doing well, really?
only you can really say so.
What sort of meltdown did you haev?
>>11605975
I think the same of you Aku~
I really wanna one day walk into an art exhibit and find out its yours.
Hunky freaking dory!
>>11605996
I don't ever want to have an art exhibit. Art isn't useful at all. It's too easy. Way too easy.
>>11605991
I was at the zoo yesterday (which is like an underage buffet btw) when I had to take a piss.
So I'm in there and when I'm washing my hands, in the mirror I see a dad and his two kids have come in. He's in the stall helping one of them, the other is a little girl standing outside alone, trying to take her clothes off for some reason. I guess it's just one of nature's gifts that sometimes they try and do that in public.
So I'm thinking about how far out I parked my car. You ever wonder who can run faster: a horny pedo or a panicked father? I think about that a lot.
>>11605996
like, extremely irritable and bothered by every noise and smell or dirty dish, so I came home and immediately took seroquel and drank some liquor to wash it down, and I told Rita that I was just having a really hard time.
I tried to be as reassuring as I could but idk if it hit the mark
>>11606008
Art is important Aku.
Modern art is fucking bullshit, but real art, stuff like yours?
It's important, it needs to exist.
>>11606041
Understood.
Maybe the socialising is good for you?
I dunno.
I'm pretty obviously out of my depth with this one.
>>11606041
I FUCKING HATE THIS WALL!
>>11606076
don't worry about it, just look at the fils
>>11606079
yeah, kinda like that
>>11606105
Fair enough
>>11606124
the hot, hot fils
does anyone else have a file they are keeping on babs so when he eventually gets done for molesting a child you can sell information to the media?
just wanna know if i'm gonna have any competition
>>11605957
one name pops up, but its more of a verb
>>11606183
one name pops up but its more of a verb
>>11606183
You won't get a lot.
>>11606241
Is it projection? Cause it's probably projection.
>>11606406
yeah that guy
>>11606183
never gonna happen
>>11606530
i'll frame you first then
pon
e
>>11606653
Dirty Dustin, said he saw him
Playing ball with Dizzy Jim
Dizzy Jim had never spoken
Whispered back, "You murdered him"
>>11606622
>>11606667
How do you do things Raptor?
>>11606618
but why
>>11606659
thats real fuckin' deep man
>>11606667
:3
>>11606714
BIX NOOD MY FAMPAI GANGRAPED A CIRCUS CLOWN!
>>11606697
With some hard work and honesty~
>>11606714
Got plans for tomorrow?
>>11606701
Fucking moralfags...
Liking cartoon children is just as bad, Babs, remember.
>>11606747
Nah man, the other things that make you sound like a stupid edgy middleschooler when you talk about em. The stuff I'm being the least descriptive about intentionally because I hardly talk to my therapist either.
Jack links flank steak vaginas and feeeels.
You know what, ignore my dumb confused ass.
>>11606737
bix nude?
>>11606747
just do a good, wednesdays plans should be a best. see you later have a good one
>>11606798
Hooroo
>>11606798
Flixet and trip the lunar basement on the front yard barstool. Chicken wings on crispy dew birds licking faces on the porch underneath a suicidal disco fight.
Fine then! I will make new!
>>11606884
>>11606884
>>11606884
NEW AKU THREAD EDITION!