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HG HUNGER GAMES
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Yes I was not paying attention to the image limit.....
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There was a fish...in the percolator.
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>>11602487
O-Oh...
At least you're self aware, it's better than nothing. But really, stop with the electric stu-
>She passes out
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Quick Status Update: HURRY AND DIE FASTER!!!!!
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>>11602507
Don't worry about it Wulfpack, I got you.

>>11602509
Awoo to you too
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>>11602507
"No, no, I'm a NO- fuck, he's gone."

>>11602534
"...Good, never was a fan of hurting people for no reason, little bit of Sora is stuck in me, after all."
>He unties the fox, and leaves her on a park bench somewhere
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>>11602542
Now I can plan my escape.
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FINALLY!!! Roxas gets the hang of this Spy stuff
>The host gives the dumb blonde a polite round of applause.
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>>11602580
I think someone's spying on us, maybe we should cancel our meeting and continue some other time.
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>>11602580
>Don't ask how Roxas knows how to be a convincing trap, just don't
>He gets his info, and burns the clothes at the earliest opportunity.
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>>11602605
>Don't ask how Roxas knows how to be a convincing trap, just don't
By looking like a femmy bitch already?
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>A drowned zombies butt
L-lewd....
Don't get a papercut there Johnny.
The Ref being based as usual.
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>>11602580
I WASN'T EVEN THE ONE THAT BOTCHED IT THAT TIME
>Sleepu
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>>11602616
no, no, you're thinking of marluxia
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>>11602618
>Thankfully this one isn't a prostitute uniform.
>Being a literal Nobody makes it easier to be a... nobody.
>He's tailed this guy for two slides now, clearly he's important.
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>>11602618
After tons of hour of filing paperwork and wrapping my fingers in band-aids I can confirm everyone is either dead or going to die.

You're welcome.
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>>11602629
No, Roxas looks like a femmy fuckboy bitch who wants big, fat cocks.
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Ezreal wasted no time putting Trevor's weakness to use against him! Look, he even gathered a team! Too bad a good spy is always prepared for the worst case scenario!
Okay, Roxas you're doing good. No need to act like that.
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>>11602675
i am definitely sure you're talking about marluxia
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>>11602683
"You still have info I need, I'll be coming to get it shortly."
>He closes the laptop after sending the message, dumpstering the thing once he leaves the coffee shop.
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I take back what I said about Ezreal, although this may be an advanced spy technique he's using....
Looks like Fyxe gave Johnny......an explosive gift.
Justice Vs. The Mob, who wins?
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>>11602734
"I need to deal with Fyxe, after that, we should have all the info we need to complete our mission."
>He has no idea what the mission is, but he knows his part.
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>>11602726
.................................
What? But I know nothing.
I know so much that I know nothing I could be the new Socrates!

>>11602734
>It was actually the work of Jenny
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>>11602618
>Weaknesses: None notable.
Gee, thanks.

>>11602683
>Armed with absolutely no knowledge of his opponent, Ezreal nonetheless goes to confront Special Agent Trevor Belmont with two other agents. Just as they corner him, the expected happens and Trevor makes a quick getaway.
This is what happens when you list "none notable" as a weakness. Is this the kind of intelligence the intelligence guys are gathering? Because it isn't very intelligent! I should just do their jobs, honestly...

>>11602734
When you have a title like "Ezreal, Prodigal Explorer and Secret Agent" it's hard to keep it to yourself, alright?
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>>11602734
Hey, Momma, I knew you've come back for me! Wait a minute, why are you running away now.
Does anyone else smell bacon?
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Quick Status Update! Are you still alive?
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>>11602683
>>11602762
>Using some quick thinking, Trevor manages to briefly run up the side of a wall, use his whip as a grapnel and swings up on to the roof of a nearby building, peering down at the group.
As it were, he term is "I'm a fucking professional".
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>>11602785
Y-yes I am.
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>>11602785
"I'm still in this."
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>>11602785
I'll put 5 gold on Vaati! I saw him win once, so he can definitely do it again!
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I guess going around shouting your name out to everyone works! Nice going Exreal!
D-damn, can someone kill this Referee?

>>11603010
That's the attitude!

>>11602998
Pretty loose definition of "alive" you're using there?
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>>11602785
I live as the burning fire in your heart, momma.
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>>11603031
"LIGHT!"
>Roxas is serious about winning this, but somehow, all his shots miss.
>Clearly Fyxe and the Belmont have learned the art of the dodgeroll.
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>>11603024
You wanna try that one again?

>>11603046
I don't get it?

Swing and a miss Roxas.......
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>>11603070
Uhm...Maybe Rei Ryghts? 10 gold on her!
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>>11602795
>Ezreal tries to act unimpressed by the man's display of acrobatics, simply folding his arms and scoffing. He had to admit to himself internally that it was kinda cool, but he couldn't let the enemy see that.
You and me both! My agency obviously isn't as good as equipping their agents as yours is, that's all. Give me a whip and I'd do the same!

>>11603031
It was a pleasure making acquaintances with you, Don Mcimcamamamamello.
>"What a goofy name."
I look forward to conducting business with you.
>"I'm going to ruin your organisation from the inside and put you to justice, you damnable criminal."
Your entire operation is sick, and I can't wait un- ohhhh, that one's out loud. Haha. Ahh...

>>11603070
I learned that he wears a mariachi hat, apparently. I hope that's valuable information. I have no idea what that is.
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>That Ref event
N-no, what the hell is this guy's problem?

Jesus kek you can make a compilation of all of Roxas' mess ups, but keep trying dude!

>>11603103
Okay! Let's hope you're right!
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>>11603070
"Damn, should have done it one at a time."
>Roxas abandons the alleyway full of Samurai as a death trap idea.
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>>11603137
"Damn, almost had him... where'd he get the antidote?"
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>>11603137
I think this'll put me into last place. Nice. Really looking forward to it.
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>>11603137
I have a good feeling about it! I'm not sure who I'll be giving the gold to if I lose, but whoever they are, they don't stand a chance!
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On Tonight's Episode of The Star Games: A Very HG Feast!
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>>11603179
"DO IT, JAYCE, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO TRY!"
>Roxas stares the weaker man down, eyes cool and collected even as he shouts at the top of his lungs.
>They both know exactly what will happen if Jayce shoots: Reflect, and a dead gunslinger.
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>>11603179
Yup. This is what I call a party!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7Z1sjUTROM
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>>11603113
>Trevor arches an eyebrow, before looking at the Vampire Killer around his own waist.
>He rolls his eyes, reaches behind him, and tosses down a second, undecorated whip.
I'll have you know I equip myself. Well, let's see it then, boy.
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I want to FUCK Otto.
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On the followup episode: The Fallout of the Feast!
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>>11603219
Man, FUCK dat nigga Otto.
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>>11603230
>SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
>AND YOU'RE TOO LATE
>Roxas sighs, having respawned.
"I'm going to sleep, good luck Fyxe."
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And then there were 4 left, I hope that you weren't hoping to get points in this game, but some of the kill counts are actually pretty impressive.

Any favorites in there?
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>>11603269
Goodnight Roxas!
Don't worry! I'm gonna win that no biggie!

>>11603271
Duh. Myself of course! Bring it on! We already know the winner!
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>>11603269
Nice job

>>11603286
Nice jinx
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>>11603271
"20 drakes on the obvious serial killer."
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>>11603271
Kosaku
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>>11603297
Fucking kill me... Another time, it wasn't enough.
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>>11603297
>no dignity
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>>11603217
O-oh. Uh, sure. Just...just watch me go...
>Ezreal picks up the whip and flicks his wrist, making the whip hiss as it snapped at the air. Despite being the symbolic weapon of an adventurer, Ezreal couldn't recall the last time he had actually used one. "Aw shit. Just cross your fingers and hope for the best, there's no point doubting in yourself."
>Ezreal takes a deep breath then runs at the same wall Trevor ran up, planting his feet up on it and gaining some height. He snaps the whip at a support beam and lets it curl around it, using the whip as an improvised swing to get him through an opening in the roof. At the height of his swing Ezreal releases the whip and makes a grab for the ledge, however his fingers only brush up against it and he fails to take hold. He falls; but quickly activates the power of his gauntlet to teleport up onto the roof anyways.
Well...it was my first time, alright? Still impressive. You might have to go back down and grab your whip though, I left it wrapped around that beam...
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>>11603299
>>11603304
Solid bets, winner next so hold onto your horses!
>>11603311
Almost!
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DRUMROLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
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AND HERE IS OUR CHAMPION FOR THE NIGHT!!!!!
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>>11603351
That's Karma for him
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>>11603358
"20 drakes lost for nothing. Congratulations anyway Outlander."
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>>11603358
Thanks for the game Star!
And huh. Well Nice job, golden 70s
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>>11603358
Fucking niggers.
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>>11603358
Thanks for hosting
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>Those kill counts
Yeesh, I should rig better next time....
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>>11603358
>Bowing his head, Kosaku thanks the host (and sneaks a glance at her hands), before going off on his own way. "Committing suicide was the only feasible way to not get first place. It was needed... wasn't it?"
Thank you for the round. Congratulations to that man.
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For TA, wherever his soul may be....
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>>11603378
This is probably the game that finally sunk me into last place. Thanks anyways, and congratulations.
>[AUDIBLE SIGHING]
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>>11603398
He is still here. He posted today
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>>11603387
KIRA QUEEN DAI SAN NO BAKUDAN, BITES ZA DUSTO
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And I final Thank You for all the tributes and those you stuck around to watch! You've been a great crowd and I wish you a good night!


>>11603415
If I never saw him then he's ded.
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>>11603418
Goodnight Star
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>>11603416
Ah, yes. I'm quite sure I had deactivated that, hadn't I? On Hayato, considering he isn't here at the current moment—
>Time rewinds back an hour since Kosaku placed it on some other person in the arena (which is not Hayato). "Nani?"
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MADE
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>>11603440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4
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>>11603335
>Trevor had taken a seat, his legs dangling off the side of the building. The Belmont scowls a little at the little bit of "cheating" from magic, but nontheless offers a few slow, probably-sarcastic claps.
Congratulations. You're not completely incompetent. That thing was a throwaway, anyhow. You've at least got good reflexes.
>>11603358
>Congrats, and thanks.
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IN
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>>11603462
Dragon!
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HEAVEN
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>>11603485
Me on the right.
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>>11603462
>>11603476
>>11603492
>>11603514
I'M HERE TO PREFORM FILTHY ACTS AT REASONABLE PRICES.
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>>11603469
>Kosaku flinches, calmly taking his time to step away from the ambulance and being thankful that it didn't kill him. "Goodness, it would simply be a tragedy if it hit me! Luck has sided with Kosaku Kawajiri!"
Good grief.
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>>11603573
luck has sided with yo-SHA-kage kiraaa
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>>11603470
>Ezreal takes the sarcastic clapping in stride, bowing to Trevor despite it.
Thank you, thank you. You had guessed otherwise? You don't become a secret agent if you possess even the slightest of incompetence.
>A quiet ringing comes from Ezreal's pocket. It's coming from the burner phone his agency had given him.
Oh, new assignment. Apparently you're not a person of interest anymore. Well, thanks for letting me have a crack at your whip but I better get to this. Hopefully the agency doesn't sic me onto you again, given how poorly this attempt turned out...
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>>11603605
No, no, no. Dear me! It is pronounced "Luck has sided with yo-SHI-ka-GAY Ki-ruh". Not that I know anyone by that name, of course, but as a native Japanese speaker, I must correct you on your faults.
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>>11603605
>>11603573
kira please
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>>11603615
>Trevor waves him off, lying on his back with hands behind his head.
You have fun with that.
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>>11603746
Who is this "Kira"? I can tell you with absolute certainty I know no one by that name. Is it so hard to say "Kosaku Kawajiri"?
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>>11603742
>give cats to
Pls go have a quite life. Be a plant. You earned it.
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>>11603773
>Receiving the gift, Kosaku nearly (emphasis on 'nearly') cries... out of disappointment that he wasn't given a hand along with the cats. "Well, either way, I have gotten cats. I'm now free to live a quiet life!"
I'm not sure what to say. You have my gratitude for such a heartwarming gift. I can assure you that this won't be wasted at all.
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Light up the NEW world
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>>11603821
>plot twist
>one of the cats has a carefully preserved woman's severed hand clasped between it's paws
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>>11603932
>Kosaku bows as soon as he sees it, taking the hand away from the cat daintily. "I have only seen this person once, but already I love them a lot."
Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you! Now I really appreciate your gift! I'll make good use of this, I promise.
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>>11603974
np Kosaku. Stay away from dogs, alleyways, Japanese school children, and ambulances.
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>>11603983
I've got it. I'll stay away from Hayato as soon as I get home. It was a great gift, sir. Thank you.
>Kosaku then takes his leave, heading into the nearest private place so he can have some fun with his new 'girlfriend'. "I haven't had one in so long! Luck has sided with Kosaku Kawajiri!"
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I want to violently rape Aussa
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>>11604084
no!!! rape is illegal and morally repensihble! represnible

reprehensible
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>>11604084
>wanting to rape a fat autistic kid
Go to bed Adachi
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>>11604095
Won't stop me from defiling her countryside ass
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>>11604178
Oh an elephant! Though this looks like a new kind of elephant.
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>>11604178
ow ow ow ow ow ow

>>11604196
No, that is pain incarnate.
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>>11604222
Pain incarnate: the elephant, got it.
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>>11604232
No, you dumb, sexy slut, it's not an elephant.
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>>11604178
>>11604196
That is a man's penis shoved through a like two-pound weight.
And I need mind bleach.
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*Slowly enters through the door*

Alright, this appears to be the right place.

Sophisto! Lets go grab a room upstairs
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what a bunch of pussies in this thread
they can't even lift two pound weights with their dick. me? boy, i can fucking lift a twenty pound weight
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*i follow with alma right into the inn*

yes it would appear to be, then let us head upstairs
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>>11604274
*Leading you by the hand, I guide us to a room to the right of the topmost step*

This looks good!

*I throw the door open, and lead you inside. The door then closes itself. I take note of the open window, briefly considering closing the blinds, then do not.*

So, why don't you start by getting me out of these clothes?
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>>11604274
The inn?
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>>11604236
If it's not an elephan then what is it...?

>>11604253
>Her eyes open wide when she listens to the painter and shakes her head.
L-let's just say that I was joking and I actually knew w-what it was.
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>>11604283
yes i'll gladly do that

*i start by taking off the cape and put it gently on a chair nearby afterwards i start to pull off the bra, leaving alma's breasts hanging i waste no time and starts pulling alma's pants off leaving her almost naked*

well only the panties left
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>>11604292
The Honeybee Inn! It's the "hottest" place to bee! Join now!
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>>11604274
>>11604283
>>11604299
>/hga/ had a dedicated ERP room
No wonder those days are considered so awful. Holy shit, how could you stupid fucks not see this as a bad idea?
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>>11604308
Hottest place to bee?
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>>11604299
*Beads of sweat are already forming on my pale skin. My heavy breasts swing and I turn around and present my round ass. I begin to move it back and forth, as my tails wags excitedly.*

I appreciate you being careful with my garments.

Why don't you get these off me? Its not like im going to need them.

…By the way, I can put on some mood music if you'd like.

Classic H-Scene music, something a little classier, or cheesy porno soundtracks are all on the table…
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>>11604296
I got a better idea.
Let's just say nooone of this ever happened, yeah?
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>>11604322
cute
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>>11604312
oh but that's not all
watch as some people say there should be a board that's similar to /hga/ but not really
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>>11604322
I can get behind that. This never happened, not even this conversation and the words I'm saying right now never happened.
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>>11604318
that would be nice, i'll let you choose, then i'll start on your panties

*i manage to get a grip on the panties removing them gently once again, i cant help but stick nose a little closer to feel the scent*
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>>11604334
I skimmed through an archived Honeybee Inn thread and just
Wew
How could there possibly be more than that?
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>>11604274
>>11604283
Oi, you fuckers ant paid fura room yet.
You com into mah inn an start fuckin in oneoma best rooms?
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>>11604331
I'm not lookin' for anyone.
>>11604336
What never happened?
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>>11604340
I think I feel like something a little classy. This is a celebration after all

*A record floats up from a pile in the corner, and inserts itself into the record player, beginning a smooth, jazzy riff.*

((Here is the mood music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA3qWnbbXwE))

*I then turn to face you, stark naked and already considerably moist.*

Well then, I guess its your turn…

*I step forward, and take hold of your Dragon Plate Armor, carefully undoing the straps. I then remove the chest plate, and place it on the ground. I then reach down a nimbly remove your pants. You are now left in just your boxers.*

By the way Sophisto, leave the sunglasses on. I like them

*I then deftly remove your boxers in one swift motion, and toss them out the window, where they land upon Yosuke's face.*
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>>11604314
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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>>11604350
you underestimate the power of """""""nostalgia"""""""
remember that it's an archive. there's probably a whole lot more that wasn't put down
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>>11604362
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
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>>11604361
Don't stop now
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>>11604356
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>>11604367
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
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>>11604361
Dude, I haven't played KS in ages. I want to anal Emi again.
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>>11604375
metal gear?
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>>11604361
i do feel great in the sunglasses too

by the way nice toss
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>>11604365
>tfw I almost joined during those days
Not gonna lie, my current state of virtual nonexistence is a hell of a lot better than being associates with that concenteated autism.
I can only wonder how much worse /Sanc/ was, what with it being so "exclusive" and all. That level of hugbox can never end well
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>>11604387
Thank you.

So, where do you want to start Sophisto? Its your choice…
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>>11604356
N-nothing! I was just here staring at a wall thinking about what should I eat tomorrow morning.
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Here's a reminder to have a good day
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>>11604405
i dont believe i have tried your tits yet, theo only had that pleasure so far, i miss the guy though i wonder what he is doing
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>>11604393
>associates
>concentreated
Wew. Maybe I should actually go to sleep after all
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>>11604393
it is my firm belief that /trash/ has done better for the state of HG rather than /hga/ and the days preceding them
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>>11604382
I'll infiltrate your rear with my "metal gear".
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>>11604423
rear?
>>
*sophisto and alma elma fucked and gave birth to the one known as lithisto*

the end
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>>11604408
Ooooh...oohooh! I suggest an omurice.
...That's an omelette with rice.Totes worth the effort.
>>
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>>11604422
I dunno /hga/ was like the weird period of hg...
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>>11604408
Drink a protein shake with a side of 10 eggs.
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>>11604426
This is starting to get queer, my dear.
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>>11604441
i agree with you, but weird to me means "oh shit nigger what are you doing"
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>>11604451
.......
metal gear??
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>>11604458
Yeah, sure. But first, can you hold my beer?
>Snake chucks the half empty bottle of beer at the anons head with great force.
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>>11604481
beer?
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>>11604434
I haven't heard of that combination but it sounds delicious, I'll try it out tomorrow! It sounds like if fills you with energy and not only that, it's delicious too.

>>11604445
That sounds like a bit too much for a breakfast... Maybe only 4 eggs.
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>>11604452
taking hg away from the chan and isolating it made it not know what to do, that's how I see it
goldenage banwave in early july 2015 has had an effect on hg to this day
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>>11604422
I don't think I have the authority to say for certain, but I'm inclined to agree. Sure it's on a hidden board rife with extremely niche fetish porn, but things could always be worse. The fact that no one person is in direct control of things like on an 8ch board is enough to cement things as infinitely better
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>>11604499
we've gone through this. That is why HGA failed, so what are you saying?
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>>11604508
You know, I'm not entirely sure what I'm trying to say. Fuck it, I'm out
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Aw jeez Rick, where the heck have you taken us now?
>Morty then notices the complete absence of Rick.
Rick, y-y-you-you asshole! You've left me on the planet where people call me "Memey!" What the hell are they even talking about? RICK!
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>>11604487
It's a favorite'o mine. You know, every artist takes a good deal of value in a...very nice and varied diet. Can't have the brain-fuel without it!
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>>11604487
>too much
Nigga, that's only 90 grams of protein there.
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>>11604529
>the state of entry posts
I have no idea if this is real or not.
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>>11604488
this is true
but how has /hga/ benefited /hg/
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>>11604539
What if you get proteins out of exercising? That's one of the best ways to eat as well, I do it all the time.

>>11604532
Oisho I'll put my hands to work tomorrow and cook it up, maybe even Nii-chan loves it. And with a huge glass of milk!
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>>11604567
Good choice! Milk goes with a lot more than people'd think.
Not bananas though.
...Like don't even bother with bananas and milk it's just blech.
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>>11604484
Like Rin, in a bin, made of tin. You're killing me here...
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>>11604529
>>11604567
>What if you get proteins out of exercising?
...that's not how it works. Here's how it works.

FIRST YOU WARM UP.
THEN YOU EXERCISE.
THEN YOU COOL DOWN.
THEN YOU STRETCH.
THEN YOU CONSUME.
THEN YOU REST.

WITHOUT A GOOD EXERCISE PLAN, YOU WON'T MAKE GAINS!
WITHOUT A GOOD DIET PLAN, YOU WON'T MAKE GAINS!
WITHOUT A GOOD REST, YOU WON'T MAKE GAINS!
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>>11604548
"Real?" I-I-I don't have the time for that philosophical stuff, alright? I just wanna get out of here...

>>11604592
Real good life advice, buddy. I'll be sure to remember it.
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>>11604608
I give you 3 days, tops before you drop this ava, just like all the rick avas.
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>>11604608
just fucking stop
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>>11604588
What's wrong with bananas and milk? I eat with that combination some times and I think it's not only good but delicious.

>>11604592
C-calm d-down, I was joking! I was joking! You sound the trainer of the dojo, y-you're scaring me.
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>>11604550
how has /trash/?
maybe a few new people but /hga/ got new people during the /b/ expeditions
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>>11604624
IF YOU DON'T WARM UP YOU'LL PULL SOMETHING! FUCK!
>Punches a wall. Not down, just punches it. His fist cracks loudly.
DAMMIT. FUCKING WARM UP BEFORE YOU PUMP! SHIT! FUUUUCK!
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>>11604639
james rolfe are you okay
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>>11604624
...Well your tongue is weird and dumb. They just don't mix well! There's no mix, even, just clashing!
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>>11604635
this is a valid point
thank you for your insight on this issue, it's truly appreciated
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>>11604611
Three days? I gotta wait three fucking days? Rick put you up to this, didn't he? That wrinkled son of a bitch!

>>11604621
I haven't even spent ten minutes here and people already hate me. What a world.
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>>11604660
>tosses a pickle
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>>11604660
play a cute ava instead
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>>11604670
>the eternal kissuposter
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>>11604675
>kissu
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>>11604679
SHIT THE KDF HAVE FOUND ME
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>>11604655
the biggest improvements in hg were the tools and concepts
tools and backgrounds had been around since /b/ but backgrounds became widely used during hga
host tools continued to have major improvements up into /trash/
all of these are improvements by individuals rather than by the settings
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>>11604639
>She gasps when his fist hits the wall, freaking out at both his tone and the action.
I WILL WARM UP I PROMISE! I WILL, I WILL.

>>11604653
Both are white... Kinda and if you add a bit of chocolate to the milk then it's even better. Can't see someone hating it though, maybe not loving it but not hating on the combination.
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>>11604666
I swear to God if I turn this pickle around and see that goddamned face...
>Morty turns the pickle over. To his relief, Rick's face isn't there to scream "I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PIIIIIIIIIIIICKLE" at him.
Jesus Christ, what a relief.

>>11604670
Aw jeez, I-I know I'm not the cutest guy around but you don't have to go rubbing it into my face y'know?
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>>11604707
stfu
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>>11604660
Gonna be honest, probably 'cause of that scratch mid-puberty voice and the weird hairstyle and that kinda whiny tone and also your unnatural funky-lookin' splotchy eyes that don't even show any iris and is just sclera and pupil.
...All that in general.
>>11604690
Just because things are the same color doesn't mean they match up! 'Specially with food. I'm kinda a connoisseur here, just take me for my word and stuff.
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>>11604707
>instead, it's a Pickle Morty
GOTCHA, BITCH
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>>11604611
To be fair though, Rick is a shitty meme character far more heavily associated with the "euphoric" side of the fanbase. Morty is kinda bland, sure, but at least he has a character outside of "God is a lie, I'm an alcoholic, I can do everything because siense"
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>>11604725
But you're a painter. How can you have more knowledge than me when it comes to food? I'd say if the color match then the flavors match perfectly, too... A connoisseur would be able to see this from miles away-
>>
Why is Karen so hot, TBh?
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>>11604760
I know, right?
I'd totally brush her teeth
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>>11604723
Which one of you is even talking? It's hard to identify you when you're all missing your face...

>>11604725
>Morty rolls his splotchy eyes as the girl lists all the things wrong with his appearance.
Okay. I get it. I look like an ugly little creep, whatever.

>>11604727
>Tired of Rick's dumb shit, Morty throws the Pickle Morty to the floor and stomps on it. The way it crunches underneath his foot is deeply satisfying to the abused sidekick.
Yeah. When you see Rick next tell him I said to go fuck himself.
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>>11604760
Karen is underage
>>
Rewind.
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>>11604790
She's 16, nigger.
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>>11604801
Thank you for being kind
>>
minecraft redstone
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>>11604745
And you're a schoolkid. I went to school. AND art school.
>Pop. Her hoodie turns in to a shirt with some Japanese art school's symbol on it.
I also got a few years of experience in the culinary arts. So ha! It's about the TASTES, not the looks, you dummy.
>>11604773
I mean there's also your defeatist attitude that I'm getting from you combined with the fact that you still look like you shouldn't even be in high school and you're kindacussinglikeasailor.
...But that's just guesswork!
>>
Fuck it, I can't sleep.

Are there enough people here right now to support a game?
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>>11604841
Yes.
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>>11604841
I could probably throw a dude in.
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>>11604841
Always is!
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>>11604841
hello rato

losing my hair is my biggest fear
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>>11604816
You try living my life and not end up with a "defeatist attitude." The only good thing about my life is that my grandpa's only a dick 99% of the time. That, and I got mermaid puss.

Now if you would excuse me, I gotta go find my grandpa. He's probably drunk at a bar or something.
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>>11604841
if not i have enough fillers to support a game
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>>11604816
How did you...?
>Her words come out while the painter is talking, saying how she has experience with food but her thoughts and eyes are focusing on what happened and the shirt.
Are you some kind of ghost or...? Uhmm if you are then there's no way you'd be able to be a food connoisseur. Ehem and you look very young, too, I bet you're going to school still.
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>>11604849
>>11604853
>>11604858
Cool
Give me a minute to switch devices and get somwthing set up

>>11604859
Same. I know the gene is dominant on my father's side, so I'm pretty sure I'm fucked
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>>11604801
>>11604812
No no NO.
EN O. NO.
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>>11604861
You get all like that only if you refuse to try being an optimist. Later.
>>11604872
Huh? Naaah, not all the time at least, I only picked that accessory up a few days ago and I'm not keen on changin' my whole physiology often.
And I'll have you know I'm a fully-fledged legal adult, little missie! I'm just flat as all heck, unlike some.
So your bet your hide I know what I'm on about!
>>
>>11604901
Are you really an adult though? You look like a little girl for me, I'd even say you're smaller than me.
>She takes a step forward to compare how tall she is compared to her.
I can see you're flat as a board but that doesn't change the fact that you don't look like an adult at all.
>>
Ayy yo, give me 24 or so
In the mean time, please enjoy this shitty meme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLXJFEXBIZg
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>>11604957
Ruri Chan
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>>11604933
I'll have you know I only look short because I'm sitting down.
>When Iro stands up, she's certainly no giant, but she's at least a few inches taller than the average person her claimed age, albeit a bit on the scrawny and almost lanky side.
And that's pretty rude, you know. What, want my papers or something?
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>>11604957
Starfire
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>>11604957
Awa
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>>11604957
Irotsuki
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>>11604957
Grape Juice
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>>11604957
Lord Beerus
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>>11604957
Riven
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>>11604957
The Voice
>>
>>11604957
Araragi Karen
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>>11604957
Ikkun
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>>11604957
Recoome
>>
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>>11604957
Machi
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>>11604957
Grora
>>
>>11604957
Hibari
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>>11604957
Late Go
>>
>>11605001
THICK AND CUTE OH SHIT
>>
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>>11604957
Salad Uchiha
>>
>>11605005
Just filler. For the moment anyway.
>>
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>>11604957
Cormano
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>>11604989
>Slaps that ass
Machi, my babe. Daddy Hisoka got a booboo from mommy Chrollo. You mind kissin it and making it all better?
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>>11605007
Ayo bitch lemme smash
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>>11605015
>>
My chinese food hasnt arrived yet what do i do
>>
>>11605018
Aw come on, don't be that way. We can even make it a threesome with this creepy snake motherfucker
>>
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>>11604957
Pharaoh Man
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>>11605023
I've been seeing him since last month though. We forgot to tell you..
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>>11605023
A-ayo, ship with me instead. I've been dying to see how good of a kisser I am...
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>>11604957
Alfred Jones
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>>11604957
Chrollo

>>11605014
Cool story, bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UawIRXI_k5g
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>>11604957
Roxas's ex girlfriend
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>>11604963
N-no, it's alright I'm not a police officer, I'm just an ally of Justice.
>Her eyes are more on level with her now after she stands up, rather tall and not a kid at all. Even with that in mind she raises one of her hands and pets the painter's head.
You're still cute and a child in heart. Sorry for being rude, I'll take into consideration what you said about food.
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>>11605051
Well if it isn't mommmy Chrollo. How's Shalnark and Kortopi? Doing well I hope.
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>>11605028
Ok wow, thanks a lot cunt
I was going to cuck you eventually, but still. Ouch.

>>11605035
Nah man, that's gay as fu-
Wait. If I ship myself, is that gay or just touching myself? Fuck it, I'm game
>kisses you
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>>11605054
>goodra + Sylvion


Even if I kill myself, the pain of this wouldn't go away
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>>11605067
>Cracks open a cold one
You ready boy?
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>>11605066
Better than you, jobber. Chrollo is literally unbeatable. Reality hits you hard, bro.
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>>11605054
I legit almost threw up reading those PAR stories he was telling

>>11605072
The underage responsible for that also played a snivy that would try to crawl up people's asses.
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>>11605073
Fuck yeah my man, shit's gonna be lit
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>>11605075
Only one way to hurt a spider like that. Break all of it's legs before going for the head~
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>>11605077
what
anon i need you to spill as many beans as possible
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>>11604957
Captain Dallas
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>>11605077
>The underage responsible for that also played a snivy that would try to crawl up people's asses

Humanity was a mistake.
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>>11605059
...Good, because I forgot about bringing it with me today.
>Iro sure looks youthful at least. She pouts in a dramatically pouty fashion, before quickly grinning like an idiot.
I'll take that instead! Thank buddy. And it's no problem, I'm not always the most sense-makin' individual.
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>>11605084
No, you don't. This info will legit give you ptsd.
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>>11605097
SPILL
THE FUCKING
BEANS
WE'RE ON /trash/ FOR FUCK'S SAKE
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>>11605084
There's a whole fuckload of this so I'm just going to start capping randomly
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>>11605097
Spill the beans on tha cancerous incineroar that joined us
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>>11605107
ayy it's just a prank bro
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>>11605107
you said this would give me ptsd
did you lie to me
is this a joke
i'm going to fuck your ass anon i'll give you ptsd
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>>11605107
I missed that tidbit.
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>>11605117
ya but will you fuck everyone in the world in the ass on a dare?
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>>11605117
There's a lot more than just that, and DIscord only lets me cap so much

1/2
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>>11605107
That just makes me giggle honestly.
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>>11605081
Daddy's home
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>>11605125
2/2
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>>11605128
Fuck you dad you piece of shit
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>>11605122
yes
bend over faggot
>>11605125
>>11605132
alright the cum inflation bit is unneeded but ptsd?
not even fucking close. i have seen shit, anon. i have seen a boku no hero academia mind-break, transformation, weight gain fanfic with five parts. it was arousing, but it was also fucked. you would throw up within the first paragraph
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>>11605125
>>11605132
pls spill beans on that all caps cancer incineroar
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>>11605125
i like to write novels

>crust
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>>11605148
The guy saying ptsd wasn't me desu. I gagged a lil at this bit, but realize it's nothing in the overall grand scheme of this board

>>11605150
He didn't get drunk and go into way too much detail about his previous typefucking life, so I got nothing
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>>11605160
ah lmao disregard that previous bit haha
it's not that bad. what disgusts me is that it was a lucario waifu and not a gardevoir/goodra waifu
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>>11605155
Are you implying a good novel has no room to the beautiful sentence: "Did he ever try to shove his snout up your poopshoot?"

I'll fight you on that.
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>>11605107
>>11605125
>>11605132
>>11605160
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These caps are boring.
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>>11605176
>room to

I really need to pay more attention when I type. I meant "room for".
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>>11605176
summer is going to fuck you in the ass

>crust
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name an ava to take screencaps from and i'll do it

any ava
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>>11605186
I have AC now. I'm not afraid of Summer anymore.
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>>11605160
Should mention that the "lucario waifu" is the 15 year old anal vore dude who also played the slug abomination. Apparently he basically guilted our Heartless friend into fucking it because "it's what your character would do"
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>>11605188
inside out's disgust
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>>11605188
Aussa
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I thought there was a game to be had.
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>>11605198
>>11605201
nevermind i can't be bothered
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>>11605202
There is. I still need like 2 people
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>>11605201
Hiita is the only Charmer to show up in the anime
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>>11605211
>>11605189

>cumb
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>>11605096
Just try to not surprise me with buckets full of water and I won't try to bully you, okay? I'll see you later, painter.

>Super, super tired. I don't think I can RP right now.
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>>11605214
Wha?
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>>11605211
Mighty Boy
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>>11605216
Hey, even I have a childish side. No promises! Muhehehehe...butnahhaveagoodone.
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>>11605218
Wha? When will you finish my parsee fanfic?

>crumb
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>>11605211
Mellowlink Arity
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>>11604957
Sachi's Manga
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wheres my hg fanfic
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>>11605230
When inspiration hits me.
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>>11605242
What the fuck do you need inspiration for you english teaching dad

>crust
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Zoom
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>>11605245
To create magic, one must know the magic words and the magic movements.
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>>11605250
FOR THE GAMES
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>>11605250
Hooray. Let's speed away from everything that's happened here.
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>>11605251
what
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>>11605250
Looks good to me.
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>>11605252
>writes a letter
>cries on it
>I don't like this
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>>11605250
By all accounts, I'm ready! Taking that little break to have a nap or two got me ready to get my head in the game, you know? Ready when you are, dude!
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>>11605250
Time for autism.
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>>11605261
Welp. There goes my starting bonus.
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http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7200387/#7206756
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What, you mean Bioshock was wrong? You SHOULDN'T inject yourself with random syringes you find just laying on the ground?

Also I think this is another code that's in need of a slight rewrite.
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>>11605256
Ruri! Lookin good! Get on out there and work that bod! Whoop whoop!
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>>11605261
I wonder what I'll spend the bounty on...
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>>11605261
Hey, I can see my house from here! And Canada's! And Mexico's. Man, now that I think about it, I can kind of see EVERYONE'S house from here. Takes away the joy from being so high up...
>Despite this, he smiles and points at another destination; Russia.
There's the trash bin!
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>>11605275
Did you tell her yet? You didn't, I'm sure. Give me a moment.

>>11605274
>Ruri collapses and foams at the mouth after taking a chance. Guess the luck amulet isn't foolproof after all - duh.
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>>11605274
Alright, so here's the plan! We stroll in, give it to them discretely, and then we colonise it and pretend that it was a misfortunate accident. Trust me, I've seen it happen before, and it works a LOT.
...Oh, the planet is made OF Ebola? Can I switch planets? Mars looks like a good destination right now!
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>>11605282
Tell who what? I don't know what you're talking about...
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>>11605274
Ebola 9 does not sound like a place people live.
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>Awawawawawawa wants total control over the minds of sentient beings
I for one welcome our new trap overlord
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>>11605298
And what does that make us? Absolutely nothing.
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