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>>11596256
Jasper is best gem
I LOVE Centipeetle! I want to give he my heart!
>"Burrup" Steven..."huff" come with "urp" me.."
>I'm not wearing any panties under my dress...
Reminder that Steven Universe would be 100x better if it was a comic that Rebecca released by herself alongside her own music she wrote for the characters.
>>11596126
Why do you think you need to mention it? You're my little pig now, and pets don't get to talk. Especially if they get their mouth full of food, now open wide
>>11596323
>a pure sugar product
whoah sugar rush, too sweet
>>11596323
Steven Universe would be about 50-60 times better if it was on Netflix or they did it via Patreon.
And if they had a coherent script writer rather than going off what looks good visually first.
>>11596323
Okay but imagine this
Webcomic of SU with occasional animated scenes and Sugar's original songs
Would be 100000x better
>>11596320
Did Steven shrink down in this scene because he got a boner and it was the final straw?
Reminder Steven will have a massive dick when he's older.
>>11596403
head canon accepted
>>11596414
>Lapis catalogues its growth in a journal
>>11596323
>comic
Not a chance. Nobody would care about SU without the animation, voices and music. And no, nobody would actually buy a CD of Rebecca singing with the ukulele
gettin a hiatus
>>11596434
>Lapis catalogues its growth in a journal
captcha related
So since a lot of peoples head canon is that Steven can only bring back those he truly loves from the dead, back to life.
How many of Beach City's towns people will come back as pink zombies?
>>11596414
Well, of course, who do you think he gets it from.
>>11596450
Still waiting for that possession fic
>>11596461
everybody but Kevin
steven loves everybody
>>11596441
>And no, nobody would actually buy a CD of Rebecca singing with the ukulele
WRONG
>>11596441
kys animationfag
Why is Steven so rapeabel?
>>11596514
>>11596493
Without the animation you wouldn't even know her.
And with just a comic or webcomic, you would expect her songs to be released for free
>>11596483
>Town gets killed by a superweapon
>Steven goes around reviving everyone
>Steven and a bunch of pink townies are stranding around, talking about what to do next
>Someone asks "What's that?" and points to an arm sticking out of the rubble with part of Kevin's sleeve visible
>Steven says "HA HA that's just a silly old mannequin, I saved everyone after all! Let's go talk about the future and stuff somewhere else huh guys, like waaayyyyy out of the way and out of sight of the mannequin arm."
>>11596536
Rebecca made the perfect shota to satisfy her urges
>>11596441
Popularity =\= Quality
Steven Universe would be much better without dumbasses like Zuke and Matt fucking it up
And all of Rebecca's songs are better when she sings them
Lapis whispers___________into Stevens ear as he sleeps.
>>11596323
It really would, but who knows if it would ever be finished unless she went full mangaka with it. It's too bad the whole crew can't be Sugars.
>>11596586
"I am worst gem"
>>11596586
"I am Alpharius"
>>11596572
>And all of Rebecca's songs are better when she sings them
Except for the Pearl songs. Deedee is godlike
>>11596586
random words that leave spittle all over his body
What if Bloople falls for Greg resulting in a love triangle between her and her own Diamond over him.
well it went pretty well
still have a boyfriend
much less stressed
today is a good day
>>11596586
"i ate the last cookie cat"
As much as I like fat lapis and the edits of her, why is lapis the one who gets the edits instead of amethyst? Like, if gems could actually gain weight, lapis would be exactly the same, and amethyst would be so fat they'd need to knock down one of Steven's walls to move her out of the temple.
>>11596572
I like this version much better, fuck Garnet
>>11596626
Who is Amethyst?
>>11596586
tentacle penis
>>11596480
Completely slipped my mind, I even had it half done. Thanks for the reminder.
>>11596586
tactical genius
>>11596586
tactile penis
>>11596626
Amethyst is already fat and eats shit by the truckload, it's not as fun.
>>11596682
Your welcome.
How do you think the rest of the scene would of played out if it went like this?
What if Martha jerked off Steven?
>>11596586
attack bendis
Reminder Steven only loves Lars.
>>11596706
Fucking and snogging.
>>11596715
What if Martha violently raped him in the Big Donut bathroom until his penis broke?
>>11596586
pantigle tengis
>>11596312
>Can you not fly because you're cracked or because you're so damn fat
>>11596586
particle madness
>the last podcast comes out this Thursday
>Sugar will be singing a NEW SONG
that was so hype when we got something like that last time (mindful education song)
why is Lapis so perfect?
>>11596441
Rebecca could have done great things at Image or Dark Horse a few years back with very little in the way of censorship or being told what to do.
Comics are a dying art but they are still a great way to tell a story.
>>11596620
How much do you think we'd have to slip to Sugar to make Grearl end game?
I'm thinking a sweet 6K would probably cover it out of pocket.
>>11596744
Then life will be good, Steven will learn his place as a milf cumpump.
>>11596823
S T I C C
'Nuff said.
no new promo after ppg + at specials.
next opportunities are after thusday's podcast, or at nycc.
>>11596823
T H I C C
'Nuff said.
>>11596823
good question
probably cause she's cute as fuck
>>11596823
Go away Steven.
>>11596823
She's a smooth criminal.
>>11596823
You can't be talking about her shitty boring character, so I assume you're talking about her design, which is also shitty and boring but waifufags like you like because it just looks like any other skinny anime chick.
Steven sings "Escapism".
>>11596283
That sounds like a dream come true for her and me.
>>11596335
i already said i'm not your *mmph*
>>11596586
"I love you."
>>11596586
"You better not be awake"
>>11596907
Stop trolling ME!!!!!!!!
>>11596696
To me that just invites having her love of eating slowly slide towards becoming a full-blown addiction. Imagine, the gems get thoroughly wrecked by a gem monster because Amethyst is a bloated wreck from spending all the time eating. That's fun.
>>11596586
Your feel so good
>Labtop blue screens for no reason when I am looking away
Just fuck everything, I don't need this
>>11596869
Smooth as a slicked back dick.
>>11596940
Smoother, like when Greg won Rose.
>>11596907
>uke out
>he's looking up
>Lapis can fly
LAPIN DUET CONFIRMED
>>11596939
Just keep looking at it or else they will enter this world and nothing we can do will stop them
>>11596958
* LAPIVEN *
>>11596907
pls no
i need lappy song
>>11596950
GREG WON PEARL LOST HAHA
>>11596586
Rape jokes aside, I can see a moment in the series where she's about to bail on the gems and says to him, when he's sleeping
>Without you I'd still be in the mirror, thank you Steven.
>>11596968
a lapiven song sounds pretty good
>>11596586
"Get out of my head"
What if Martha had a fat fucking ass?
>>11597055
Dante and Doug would've swapped wives.
>>11597015
i won't mind that, but how will it work? unless that part with her yelling at him over the video chat is before the song, and then they sing a duet over the phone?? idk
>>11596708
>That hand on his butt
Way too lewd
>>11596256
Holy shit, that Elodie looks bad.
>>11597082
Art when?
>>11596256
That is one badly drawn Enid.
>>11596572
>>11596628
This is just sugar rubbing it in our faces that shes never seen garnet as her own character but as just a vessel for Sapphire and rubies relationship
>>11597085
I wouldn't put it past Sugar to do that honestly, it seems like the kind of artsy complex thing she'd do.
>>11597145
Agreed. Here's a better one.
What if Marty fell for Rose and Greg fell for Vidalia?
>>11597012
>the scene where she flies away
>she thanks steven for everything he's done for her
>says nothing to peridot
It be both sweet and hilarious.
>>11596907
I like zachs voice so I'm okay with this
Fuck lapis
>>11596323
It would only focus on Pearl then
>>11597237
>that's a problem somehow
>>11596913
Good girl, just let it flow into your fat body, let it become a part of you. Don't you feel better, being pampered like that?
>>11596586
That she loves Pearl
Fatposters will be the first to hang
>>11597240
>Pearlfags
>>11597173
Marty-Steven probably never would have been born because Marty probably would have been quite content with just being Rose's plaything, while Greg and Vidalia would probably have had a Greg-Sour Cream and Greg-Onion before everything got killed once the Cluster re-emerged and blew up the Earth unimpeded.
she was fat first
are the songs that rebecca performs early usually easily traced back to whoever performs it?
like, i do remember a lot of ppl guessing that "here comes a thought" was a garnet song, or a ruby and sapphire song. and i think i remember people guessing that "i could never be ready for this" was a greg song.
>>11597224
gladly
or maybe steven will
>>11597151
Go die in a fire you fucking asshole.
Do you think Jasper keeps her dildos in the storage space of her nose gem?
>>11597304
Slut
>>11597263
Right, we replace them with pearlification posters!
>>11597293
I don't like it when people draw her without stripes on the rest of her body.
>>11597340
You need to get hanged too
>>11597263
>>11597364
*cough* moonstone *cough*
So, if Lapis has a tentabulge, does that mean the mother grub can lay her lappy eggs
>>11597364
Only if my Diamond desires it.
>>11597385
YD has an asphyxiation fetish?
>>11597314
>she stuck her 100% silicone PD finger in there long ago
>was never able to get it out since
>her redemption begins when Steven manages to pull that dildo out of her nose at long last, not unlike King Arthur and the sword
>>11597293
And she'll be fat soon
>>11597345
Her stripes add a whole new layer of hot
>>11597400
>YD choking her pearl as hard as possible even though pearl won't die from it
God I want to be yellow pearl so badly, I'd love to be YD's stress relief toy.
Guys, just wondering but if Zuke was never hired, what would be different in the show right now?
>>11597457
Things would be better
>>11597457
How Peridot and Lapis were depicted.
They'll see be irrelevant and doing jackshit, but not as memey
>>11597293
SHE WAS NUMBER ONE
>>11597260
She just doesn't know it yet.
>>11597415
That makes sense. Getting a huge dildo stuck inside of me for thousands of years would definitely make me pretty grumpy.
>>11597306
What's wrong anon?
>>11597547
You're dumb fucking face and your stupid fucking posts.
>>11597547
die
Why did we as a world decided that "not treating people like subhuman garbage because they have a different amount of melanin" was somehow immoral?
>>11597577
Fuck off nigger
>>11597601
I'm white you inbreed
>>11597632
>tits
>>11597249
a *burp* a little. it does feel kinda nice to just *huff* lay around, getting belly rubs and being fed...
So what was the stupid ting the anon was doing?
>>11597688
coming out that they are trains to their bf
>>11597565
I am not dumb fucking face :(
>>11597691
How did it go?
>>11597340
Please tell me there's more
>>11597632
imagine her squeezing your body between her toes haha
>>11597698
You dumb fucking face go die in a fire.
>>11597688
wasn't as stupid as expected >>11596621
>>11597711
pretty well desu
my daddy said he would come back with ice cream but it's been a week since he left to get it
>>11597723
>>11597738
Good to hear anon
>>11597752
Die you dumb fucking face.
>>11596586
>Steven, butane is the bastard gas.
>>11597712
maybe
>>11597765
*slurp*
>>11597477
>that Zuke blurb
GAG
>>11597670
No self-respecting gem will like being treated like this. Even animals will be uncomfortable at first, but you took it pretty easy instead. It's like you were born to be a lethargic blue sow.
white supremacists should be exposed to fluorine gas
>>11597985
black supremacists should be lynched
>>11597577
>>11597985
You lost boy?
>>11597993
Agreed, but I have a feeling you probably should be exposed to fluorine gas
>>11597985
they should be exposed to fluorite
>>11597985
>>11597993
The two of you should be lynched in a cloud of fluorine gas
>>11598042
Agreed
>>11597712
All white and black supremacist should be turned into Pearls.
>>11598042
Given that she's a 6-gem fusion I think she can handle them.
>>11598044
I agree with you. I mentioned it because I am immune to fluorine gas, but most white supremacists are not immune to fluorine gas
>>11598094
This, I can abide by
>>11597940
you... you're right! i need to leave now before you tempt me to be more of a disgusting hedonist like yourself. goodbye you fat pig
>>11597993
Racists in general should be gassed.
It is such a stupid distraction from the real problems in the world
>>11597300
I Could Never Be Ready was literally performed by his voice actor at NYCC with Sugar though, people were assuming it was a duet, but Greg himself was always confirmed the singer for it.
>>11597340
>>11597385
>>11598061
Corruption is my favourite fetish, this would be insanely hot if it was ANYONE BUT FUCKING LARS FUCKING HELL HOW CAN AN ARTIST SO GOOD HAVE TASTE SO SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>11598228
>Not liking forced feminization
pleb
>>11598207
This, it's taking too long and all niggers need to die already so racism can be over.
>>11597712
Working on it, my Diamond.
Couldn't relax, couldn't sit back
And let the sunlight in my lap
I sang a hymn to bring me peace
And then it came, a melody
It felt so sweet, it felt so strong
It made me feel like I belonged
And all the sadness inside me
Melted away like I was free
I found what I'd been looking for in myself
Found a life worth living for someone else
Never thought that I could be, I could be
Happy, happy
Don't go out much at all
I've never been the type to call
I realize to be happy
Maybe I need a little company
So now you know, you know it all
That I've been des-desperately alone
I haven't found the one for me
But I believe in divinity
I found what I'd been looking for in myself
Found a life worth living for someone else
Never thought that I could be, I could be
Happy, happy
I believe in possibility
I believe someone's watching over me
And finally I have found a way to be
Happy, happy
From the concrete to the coast
I was looking for a holy ghost
Like the land joining the sea
Happiness, it followed me
I believe in possibility
I believe someone's watching over me
And finally I have found a way to be
Happy, happy, happy
>>11598207
muslims get gassed twice as hard
>>11598228
Who would you want it done to?
>>11598253
>stevonnie
meh
>>11598253
Bless you anon
>>11598218
oh sorry, i forgot about tom scharpling performing it at nycc. also, interesting that people thought it might be a duet, with who though?
are there any other songs rebecca has performed early?
>>11598253
holy shit, can't wait.
Crack the whip would have looked better if she didn't have her helmet on
*b-burp...*
>>11598255
Do this every thread or else.
>>11598277
I honestly wanted to do Sadie first but I need to practice drawing her weird lumpy potato head a few times before I feel it's good enough for smut.
perfect lappy size
>>11598166
Silly piggy, why do you think you have a collar on your neck? You can't escape, you don't want to escape.
And if you get out, what can I do with this large pizza I just got? It's getting cold on the floor
>>11597533
Hell yes boiiii.
>>11598247
I love forced feminization, but Lars is just awful. Granted steven universe doesn't have many male characters but just about anyone would be better than Lars.
Except maybe Reynaldo.
>>11598275
Honestly any of the gems would do. Allegiances changing, their entire purpose being retooled just to suit yellow diamond. It's pretty hot desu
>>11598320
but her helmet is cute
>>11598218
Oh yeah she did, she'll also probably perform Escapism and maybe another upcoming song for this NYCC as well then.
>>11598228
I find the art shit
>>11598360
Agreed. Just plump enough
>>11598360
This is the ideal Lapis size.
>>11598320
maybe, but these are some of the better frames from the episode, period.
>>11598355
Oh well. Just don't make them futa
>>11598433
Too late. But there'll be a puss version too.
>>11598451
But I just wanted an only dick version
>>11598386
So forced feminized Greg would be better?
I hope that anon is coming along with his Lapiven fic
I'm loving these pet clown memes.
I have yet to laugh at one, but I always crack a smile
>>11598378
Fuck yeeeeaaaaaa fuckin boi boi.
>>11598529
get out reddit
>>11598320
If you could redesign Jasper's weapon with the only limitation being it has to make sense within the show, would you do so?
>>11598512
Femenized young greg can work.
>>11598255
Please stop doing this retarded shit Lapisfag.
>>11598551
a gun
>>11598551
my dick
>>11598551
Steven's Penis
>>11598562
i'll stop when we go back to /co/
>>11598576
I meant replace her special needs helmet with a gun if that was unclear
Why doesn't SU have other alien species?
Where are you going Peridot? If you lived here you would be home by now. Come join the clown Peri. You'll float down here. We all float down here. Yes..we do. Ha..HAHAHAHAHA
doing warmup doodle requests
>>11598618
White Diamond killed them all by sitting on them haha
>>11598373
you haven't even got a leash on me, i could leave whenever i please and take this stupid collar off too
b-but that pizza does smell pretty good, even on the floor...
oh fuck it
>>11598551
She was supposed to be a parallel to Rose so I always imagined her with a Battleaxe or a Warhammer. Basically anything that hits and hits HARD
>>11598639
Jasper using her helmet as a gun
>>11598639
Peridot trying to pop a balloon in the sky with a bow, only to hit and poofing Lapis instead
>>11598562
Shut up gayass
>>11598639
Steven presenting Lapis a mcbigmac.
>>11598639
Opal being very hands-on with Jamie
>Captcha: Please PANE
>>11598639
Jasper x Balto
>>11598639
Amethyst as a teacher
>>11598620
You're ruining it. You're ruining this movie for me a little bit.
>>11598620
he looks like shitdot
>>11598639
topaz being cute
so basically any topaz
>>11598639
Martha and Dante hearing about Lars being stuck in space?
bost poil
>>11598512
Ideal: Absolutely not
Better: Yes
>>11598512
r63 Greg sounds ideal. Femenized... Not so much.
>>11598576
>>11598617
>she'd be recoil resistant with her sturdy form
>can become a master marksman with millenia of practice under her belt
>will always come out on top in duels
the only problem with this is her finger cannot be put into a trigger
>>11598618
Homeworld likely sent several sentient species into extinction, Humans were lucky because Pink Gems are basically animal rights activists, But they started with the earth and died on earth,
Evidence of this is how nonchalant gems are when it comes to Humans, So it couldn't be the first time they came across a species able to communicate with them. .
>>11598663
You are not even using your hands to eat it, and you're snorting all over the place. You're finally becoming the perfect hog.
Polyamorous people are fucking worthless braindead scumfucks bastards piles of trash mental dickfaces that should be gunned down in the street like the degenerates they are.
#polyamory #polyamourous #poly #nonbinary #nonbinary positivity #polyamory positivity #degeneracy
>>11598818
Jasper could easily just cut off the trigger ring and use the gun like that.
>>11598919
what if she has OCD and the thought upsets her?
>>11598940
i'm pretty sure they make trigger gaurd mods for like, use with thick gloves and whatever.
would probably fit her yaoi hands then.
>>11598639
Pearl dressed as Drew Saturday.
>>11598639
Peridot with several frogs.
>>11598901
*scrolls pass your post*
>>11598639
sapphire vs aquamarine
>>11598639
Jasper and Steven on a formal date
>>11598639
malachite swimming in the deep sea.
>>11599081
I want Topaz.
jesis christ i lost my jasper gun edit
>>11599213
here it is senpai
>>11599213
A new one?
hey would you guys fuck this thing
>>11599266
squids are the shit but not for lewd
octarians, on the other hand, are made for sex.
>>11599317
come on it's really gooey
>>11599266
I don't fuck kids.
>>11599325
that squiddo is just a kiddo
i am not a pedo
>>11598533
New art? HELL YES BOIIIIII
>>11598879
d-do *snort* you really think so? maybe i am just a *snort* pig then...
it might not be so bad being a fat sow in that case...
gotta do somethin'
>>11599317
I want to fight Lapis's Exs.
>>11599266
Why is he wearing a helmet? Is that squid retarded
Anyone else working on a fanfiction? Or fanart?
>>11599422
jasper would kick your head off
Some art for the gay boys.
>>11599432
some squids are just different
>>11599410
Don't.
>>11599443
>those thighs
what the fuck
>>11599432
I think helmets are cool.
>>11599443
by you, gay boy?
>>11599432
>>11599462
R E K T
Gems should give each other rides
>>11599225
>>11599251
nvm gucci
>>11599491
Gems should die.
>>11599440
It'd be worth it to kiss Lapis one time.
>>11599368
FUCK YEAH BOOOOI
Not much on tumbles though, I need to scour twitter again.
>>11599491
Ruby doesn't like seeing her Laffy Saphy with other gems.
>>11599504
Gems should live happy peaceful lifes
>>11599491
We should give each other rides
Would Pearl understand the concept of committing sudoku?
>>11599526
But she does
>>11599266
I don't know maybe.
>>11599339
>>11599352
It is weird that you are applying real world consent laws to a fictional barely humanoid critter.
>>11599539
Gems should grow up in a war.
>>11599513
I suppose it would be worth it in that case. I believe in you anon.
Gems should whip out their chest boulders
>>11599491
>>11599555
Are you forming a threeway?
CAN WE JOIN TOO?
>>11599542
I don't have a car, I can pick you up on a scooter.
>>11599410
>>11599397
You'll have your little pen to sleep in, food on your plate at any time even mandatory belly rubs.
Now, are you sure you want to go?
>>11599579
Gems should be supported by their community
>>11599620
That's not what I'm saying.
>>11599669
Gems should be ostracized from other gems.
>>11599676
Okay, but only if you buy me dinner first.
DID SOMEBODY SAY ELODIE?
>>11599716
No. No one said Elodie, and you should be ashamed for thinking someone said Elodie.
>>11599716
No.
>>11599620
So romantic~
I don't have a helmet though and I'd be a bit afraid of falling over, are you good with a scooter?
>>11599004
then there are literally no downsides to having 10 meat tubes as fingers, every quartz should have the right to bear arms
>>11599565
you're not wrong
>>11599716
no
>>11599555
anyone have that one drawing of cheerleader sapphire sucking off football jasper with ruby in the room
>>11599712
Gladly.
[spoiler]Captcha: villas for heavy[/spoiler]
What if you woke up tomorrow as a gem and you found out that a dick potato was your weapon?
>>11599755
Are you sure? I think I thought I heard someone mention Elodie.
>>11599773
Why am I Frybo?
>>11599773
>now have the ability to materialize a potato out of thin air
SUPER COOL
the irishman in me has moistened
THE SHOW WOULD BE BETTER IF THE HOMEWORLD TRIO WERE ____
>>11599795
not shitty memes
>>11599773
Dick Potatos would become a gem's greatest fear. It would be the nightmare that keeps the diamonds up at night. It would be the war that a quartz would hide from. I would be the driver you wouldn't want to be the passenger of.
>>11599518
You are the best at finding art!
>>11599750
I can ride them, just can't do anything fancy.
>>11599795
Not doing what ever is in that gif.
>>11599795
raped by a pack of dire wolves
>>11599829
I thought this was Lapis hugging a giant crab from the thumbnail. I'm kinda disappointed.
>>11599795
-having hot sex with the crystal gems.
>>11599795
thicc
>>11599759
cmon
>>11599795
Fused into an unstoppable powerhouse.
>>11599795
Given more development episodes.
>>11599831
That's reassuring, where should we go?
>>11599795
sluts
>>11599759
check xxxubbles tumblr blog
>>11599944
not there
>>11599795
All of the shows drama, memes and discourse comes from the HW trio and they became more popular than the CG's too
>>11599829
Thank you for such high praise!
I'll look through nippon twitters when I have time tomorrow!
>>11599891
>peridot absorbed steven's fat
>>11599987
It doesn't help that the CG have become pretty boring as fuck now, and even the minor gems are becoming more popular than them. Kinda sad the main characters of the show are turning to shit.
>>11600001
It's contagious
>>11600049
I HATE GARNET AND AMETHYST!
I WANT PRECIOUS SEASON 1 AND 2 STEVEN!
>>11599918
A park, It's good get out and enjoy nature every now and then.
>>11599987
it's crazy, these threads and elsewhere reflect that
>>11599865
I see it
>>11599994
Nice! I hate looking thru Asian Twitter. Mostly Lapidot shit. Lapearl is still so rare.
Remember: The bug is for fug
>>11599655
that sounds really nice, a comfy pen fit for a hog like me, nice yummy food, getting petted everyday... being a pet pig doesn't sound so bad
can i at least leave sometimes?
>>11600049
i want bismuth back
she was cool
>>11600064
why would you want the most annoying and worthless periods of steen
ammys alright though
>>11600064
I feel for Garnet and Amethyst. They are ignored so much.
>>11600127
How? I mean, if you want acid burns go ahead but how would someone fug the bug without getting burned?
Stick it in her gem?
>>11600197
carefully
>>11600064
Steven's gotten pretty preacher and know-it-all like recently, he rarely faces consequences.
>>11600166
I think she'll come back at the end of this season or in the middle of next season.
Do kids like townie episodes?
>>11600152
You're asking that like you have a choice.
>>11600067
Do you know any good ones? My school has a pretty nice nature walk area I think.
>>11600084
It, jaspis, and jaspearl are pretty popular with them I think, it's where most of the art comes from at least. The asians love the rapists.
There is of course a lot of lapidot though.
>>11599773
If I woke up as a Gem the first thing I'd start doing is furiously masturbating with said dick potato.
I hope I wake up as Pearl.
>>11600427
you're a defective ruby
>>11600466
Defective in what way? Just the dick potato part? Because I'd still end up masturbating with it.
>>11600427
Waking up as a Diamond would be nice.
>>11600381
>The asians love the rapists.
100% true.
One day, Lapearl will be popular..... ONE DAY
>>11600289
There's a couple of nice one near me. Nothing amazing but they're still nice.
>>11600490
flatmates and neighbors wouldn't find the busted walls so nice.
>>11600247
you're right, a dumb hog like me shouldn't be asking for something like that
maybe my master can take me out for walks once in a while
>"Y-Yellow Diamond, I don't think it will fit. M-my diamond only ever used her fingers when w-we-"
>"Jasper, what have I told you about calling me by my name? Pink Diamond is dead and you refer to me as 'My Diamond' now. If you slip up again there will be punishment."
>"I'm sorry My Diamond, please forgive me My Diamond!"
>"There there Jasper. You may be a perfectly formed quartz, but you're still from Earth, and a joke of a kindergarten at that. I can't expect you to never make mistakes. But because of this I need you to prove to me that I'm not making a mistake myself by keeping you out of that filthy human zoo. You don't belong with the rest of those subgem failures from Earth, do you?"
>"No, My Diamond. I-I am very grateful for your kindness My Diamond. I want to make you proud!"
>"Mmm, that's what I thought. Now show me how grateful you are by taking my entire length, Beta."
Breaking away from Trap/Pearl Lars for a bit, here's some priyanka stuff inspired by this
http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fnhentai.net%2Fg%2F202624%2F&t=M2ZkNzNiNWJmYjE0MzViOGUzNjhkNmY2NTNkMGExNTA2ZTk3OTRkMCxUdWdJWFY5Ug%3D%3D&b=t%3AHm5cD9g4vH0p523jbeRrGg&p=http%3A%2F%2Finuyuru.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F165435795951%2Finspired-by-this&m=1
>>11600551
Parto dos. Was gonna make more but there aren't a lot of Milfs the show has to offer. Wanted to do a version with Lar's mom, though.
>>11600493
One day they will talk and glare at each other, and then people will flock to that SHIT like FLIES
>>11600560
Cute lap.
>>11600567
>>11600551
good shit
>>11600551
>>11600567
Sorry, THIS is what I meant to link
https://nhentai.net/g/202624/
>>11599126
I got lazy
Should I go to a doctor? My body constantly goes between hot and cold at random.
New Rick and Morty is here to help me get through this hiatus hell.
>>11600543
>jasper was not only mentally and physically abused by YD but sexually too
>railing on her weaknesses before plunging in
TIME TO JACK OFF
>>11600518
It sounds nice, I'd love to walk through a quiet, nice-looking park with someone. What should we do after, what kind of food do you like?
>>11600614
YEAH ANON! it's good! i wish she had meaty fingers though!
>>11600543
part 2??
>>11600560
Cute style.
I like that Peridot.
>>11600614
Steven is one lucky guy.
>>11600614
That's a great Jasper. Love her muscles, expression and that dress and heels. Keep it up
>>11600651
I always go for lunch after a nice walk. I eat a lot of salad and pasta.
>>11600521
I'm god now. I'll do as I please.
>>11600525
That I can do. Letting everyone see what a disgusting pig you have become. And no matter how repulsing their body is, animals don't wear clothes, right?
My favorite ship is ______! It's my favorite because of the following well-informed reasoning: _________________.
>>11600633
That show is fucking awful.
>>11600834
Well I am open to other suggestions
>>11600834
This. Every episode is a bait and switch "haha fucking retarded we tricked you into caring, you're so stupid for wanting something nice you dumbfuck". Except it never actually tricks you, because that joke only works once.
>>11600805
Fluorite with Jasper. Because I can see Fluorite boosting Jasper's confidence once she's cured of corruption, maybe being a support system to help Jasper feel better about herself, to feel more confident instead of just putting forward the facade. Permafusion ending or not, either way is fine.
>>11600805
Anything other than Peridot ships because I like all the gems except Peridot and Peridot is shit and ugly.
>>11600805
my dick
my dick
>>11600854
Watch whatever, just stating that show is pointless and has pointless unfunny crude humor that not to many find funny as one would believe.
>>11600805
>Lapis x Me
>It involves me fucking Lapis
>>11600567
Who would she be doing it with? Because I have a saucy new Martha pic if you need a suggestion.
>>11600898
roiland and his buttbuddy hirsch are cucks
>>11600877
Don't be offended when I say this makes me physically sick. I loath every single thing you just said, so so much.
>>11600805
Jaspeven, because Steven needs someone who will help him become a man and Jasper needs someone she can trust who will accept her for who she is. She needs someone who is willing to share a patient, unconditional, and innocent kind of love with her that will help her love herself and stop being so unhealthily obsessed with fusion and proving her worth. Once this is achieved she will devote her life to Steven and protect him from rapists.
'S'bout shleerpy time.
>>11600971
and steven will protect her from rapists in turn
or turn a blind eye
>>11600791
We can go to Olive Garden or maybe somewhere fancier if you'd like. My treat of course.
>>11600971
I'm more of a jaspearl person myself, but this is more-or-less acceptable.
>>11600941
At least I didn't say Lapis and Peridot because OMG they spend all that time together in the barn and it's so obvious that they're perfect for each other, I want them to have several gem children, squeee.
Remember, it can always get worse. Always.
......that being said, I am a sucker for gem children of all kinds, even if it isn't canon.
>>11600994
kys jashurl
>>11600877
>>11600995
>this is the same guy
please die
>>11600995
See, I don't know if it CAN get worse than that. Jasper being absorbed into the cronenberg grandma sloth is just about as awful as it gets.
>>11600573
SOONNNN. So SOON. Lapis' arc is COMING. Pearl will be CUMMING!!!
>>11600880
I can stand behind that logic.
FLUORITEFAGS AND RACISTS NEED TO BE DRAWN, QUARTERED AND SPRINKLED ON YOUR NEIGBOR'S LAWN
>>11601013
Oh come the fuck on. You're okay with all the other retarded ships here, but not jaspearl specifically?
>>11600914
Sure, show me.
>>11601033
oooh
>>11601033
https://youtu.be/Lfe-udB9My0
>>11601060
https://imgur.com/a/rZyaM
Here you go, just an idea.
>>11600989
Olive garden's fine and I can pay for myself, wouldn't want to impose.
>>11601019
Oh hey, I just realized my Jasperdemption post got dubs, thanks for bringing it to my attention.
>>11601101
1111
>>11601082
>/ss/
I'm not AGAINST drawing this but I don't want mods to bitch.
Then again, this general only seems to care when it's Connie, not Steven
>>11600805
Pearlapis or Lapearl. They have unexplored history together. The mirror and being old as balls.
And the a e s t h e t i c.
I'm hoping for a meaningful relationship but I know I'll be disappointed xd
>>11600793
you're right, they don't do they
it'd be a dream to get to be walked along by my master's leash, my naked disgusting pig body on full display, glistening with sweat and maybe mud as it jiggles about with each step
>>11601127
and their balls
>>11600898
I don't find the humor to be very funny, but I think the premises for each episode are usually pretty original and creative.
I see a lot of people complain that Rick comes across as sort of gary stuish in the sense that he never loses and is pretty much worshipped by Beth and Summer, but he is still shown to be a very unhappy and unlikable person who occasionally gets his shit chewed out. He causes a lot of problems for Morty and the world around them that get the plot moving around them, which is better than nothing at all ever happening, and the evil morty subplot is happening now which I assume will be what ends up teaching him a lesson. I also see people complain that the show can sometimes get too preachy with it's nihilistic messages but the writing never seems to take itself too seriously anyways so I'm not really bothered.
>>11601120
You drew trap steven and they didn't care, maybe it's fine if you just age him up or change his body.
>>11596256
Why does it take so fucking long for people to make new episodes of cartoons nowadays?
In the early 2000s you only had to wait like a week for a 20+ minute episode now you have to wait 6 months for an 11 minute episode.
What the fuck happened?
So, why exactly is fluorite so small and weak?
>>11600994
Jaspearl is cute. I want to see them interact in the show.
>>11601132
https://youtu.be/daOzSGWIWRA
>>11601184
because rebecca sugar made this post: >>11598901
>>11601112
better luck next time. Have a consolation prize.
>>11601120
You can always post on a external hosting and the mods can't do anything.
>>11601162
True. I'll think about it
>>11600900
You're not allowed to fuck my bitch cuck.
>>11601127
The show has a lot of disappointments but I hope that isn't one. I want them to talk about how much they miss old HW, and have bonding eps like TSTR, and to have catfights, and to mix graceful sword and water styles together, and for Pearl to try and tidy up Lapis's messy hair and for Lapis to get mad, and arrgh I don't want to be disappointed this time.
>>11601158
In general the big post was nice but at the end of the day the show sucks.
drop a cinder block on peridot's face
>>11601210
Hey I've a got a legit question about this: Why is it that they only seem to care when it's Connie? With all the Steven X whoever ships I think it's strange that Connie is the limit. They go "pedo! pedo!" when it's her but when it's Steven it's ok? They're the same age, right? And it's not like we're aging Steven up in these pics.
They should make an episode where the CG are in Japan and they're fighting some huge fused corruption. They have everyone fuse as Alexandrite, basically making a Godzilla battle
>>11601259
that will be jasper if they heal her without curing her sluttiness, she'll reunite with ocean jasper and biggs jasper and the rest and be fuckhuge
>>11601258
Not that anon, but I've seen people get super angry when there's lapiven art or art of Steven with any gem. Never seen people really ship Connie with anyone minus Pearl.
>>11601278
>The Jaspers create a fort somewhere in Japan
>They cause a short civil war/conflict because they refuse to go back into another war and lose more of their kind
>Create a giant kaiju jasper fusion that fights against Alexandrite
>>11601243
I guess I'm just a sucker for shitty cartoons.
>>11601084
I insist to repay for the ride, you can get whatever you want. Though for dessert I hope you like tiramisu.
>>11601319
it would be fucked, just look at the mess jasper and single jasper corruption create
>8 sets of paws, 14 pairs of hooves, 3 tails the width of a weeping willow each
>>11601331
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I want to write something short. Help.
Nothing lood involving the little jew.
>>11601258
Something about sexualizing underaged females is taboo, but since Steven doesn't age like a normal human they see it as he's potentially already an adult or some other BS along those lines.
Part of why I save some of the cooler looking older Connie stuff, it's rarer.
>>11601394
something lewd involving jasper
>>11601394
Lapis and Steven fusing non-lewdly.
>>11600614
Where would Steven take Jasper on their first date?
>>11601425
Try to be more specific
>>11601432
sex dungeon because jasper is a naughty girl
>>11601355
Here, have an example image for the next time you have to make a statement about the Jasper X corruption fusion.
>>11601241
Everything you said. Hell yes SONNNN, see here>>11601068
But I still don't wanna get my hopes UP
>>11601331
Which in turn makes you a shitty person.
>>11601415
I suppose, but that's hardly fair.
>>11601394
Continue this >>11600543
>>11601362
Look at this faggot.
>>11601454
At least I'm not a Peridotfag
>>11601394
>>11601425
stressed jasper losing herself in a good wank
she's partly corrupted too
>>11601334
If you insist. I like tiramisu, but I'm watching my weight.
>>11601258
The pedo-brigade is a bunch of uptight and projecting faggots who gets fuming every time someone says something abput an underage fictional character. They believe people who post Connie are actual pedos who hunts actual girls, because they are distorted like that.
>>11601490
The fact you hate characters from a more superior tv show even brings your existence lower. To a near dox worthy los
>>11601451
oh I meant that's the limb count a multiple corrupted jasper fusion would have, not that one
>>11601033
They'll both be C U M M I N G
>>11601453
I'll keep my hopes NEUTRAL, if anything happens I'll be fine.
>>11601394
The gems playing monopoly.
>>11601530
* low
Typos happen.
>>11601530
this perifag needs to be put out to pasture.
i thought periredditors liked reddit&memey
>>11601459
Of course it isn't fair. But what can you do, other than save what you can when you can?
>>11601554
They do but they end up doxing folks and hunting them down and having orgies in their houses.
>>11601507
You haven't seen the Conniefag who admitted he popped boners in the park around kids.
>>11601530
Peridot isn't superior to anything
>>11601572
being a pedo must fucking suck
>>11601441
something with her using toys and squirting in her bodysuit, perhaps?>>11601498
this idea is at least pretty good
>>11601241
Your bitch? Oh anon...
>>11601600
or jasper getting stepped on by another gem and getting a wet spot through her suit!
>>11601532
No, I got it, but a point of reference of her and one helps the image of the abomination 2 or more corruptions and Jasper would form, or at least, that's what I think.
>>11601592
He knew it was very wrong at least. He was trying to stop.
>>11601572
And you believed him
>>11601394
Yellow Pearl undressing and de-stressing after a long day of serving her diamond.
>>11601621
And you don't believe Conniefags can also be pedos
>>11601618
does she have a horse, human, or dog pussy?
>based Maya hates lapis dindu nuffin fags too
https://twitter.com/rnn_tweet/status/909630312384212997
>>11601618
And for the hell of it, someone did a drawing of the two uncorrupted.
>>11601499
That's fine, as am I, I need to make time to work out more.
Maybe after we can go see watch a movie if you'd like.
>>11601646
>I don't want her to flatten out.
Like you can flatten her even more
>>11601616
not as good of an idea, jasper should be top unless the ship is good; and i can't think of a good jasper ship where she'd bottom, although i ship jasper/jamie out of pure spite for the people who worship the gays
>>11601534
We gotta believe!!!!
>>11601643
Cat penis.
>>11601646
justincase
http://archive.is/9LXWH
>>11601572
dude, it wasn't like I went out there with binoculars and my dick out. I was just reading in the damn park and some mom pulled her kid's pants down in front of me. How the fuck was that my fault?
>>11601646
Is good angry flawed Lapis making a comeback this season then? I'd hope so.
>>11601693
Jasper is a canon slutty sub.
>>11601693
lapis meng
>>11601722
shit's canon
>>11601621
You really think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>11601605
Yes, my bitch.
>>11601684
My bitch with huge titty-bop-bop-tittays.
>>11601132
I hope you enjoy your walks while you can. Prized porkers like you quickly get too fat to go very far.
>>11601720
MMMMMMMM
THE ACTUALLY MOST ATTRACTIVE LAPIS
>>11601701
I want to beliebe!!!!!! But I don't want to cry!!!!
what if Steven universe grew up to be one of those very strange people who jerks off to the Simpsons characters
>>11601735
We need more younger Diamonds.
See right there? Who knows if that's how I really feel or not, and frankly, who cares. We're all Anonymous, because none of us will ever sign up for a name on this site.
>>11601720
I hope she shatters Peridot
Then I would finally have a reason to like her
>>11601711
keywords: lapis maya rnn jasper malachite
>>11601675
A movie would be fun. What do you want to see?
>>11601704
no!!!!
>>11601805
It's okay to cry! Maybe the upcoming season will bring us decent Lapearl moments. We can't gibe up
>>11601655
>OJ is hotter as a dog
>>11601799
That comment thread and her acknowledging it gives me some hope. I want the "uwu she blushes at peri and sucks her dick she's so delicate and meme" thing to stop and for her to be acknowledged as the serious, complex, mean, troubled character she should be.
>>11601881
Not sure, there's not much good out besides It and Kingsman. You could pick from those if you like them.
>>11601908
>zuke left the building
EVERYTHING IS COMING UP LAPIS
>>11601840
this is how Lapis would react to Peridot being shattered. Or Steven dying if you prefer that analogy.
NEW THREAD
>>11601847
>>11601847
>>11601847
>>11601847
>>11601722
well, i guess
>>11598783
that's a nigger
>>11601174
D I C K H E A D
The whole season is already made. CN just has to find an appropriate time to schedule it.