>Roxas crosses his keyblades in front of him, shouting a single word.
>The force of the blow is completely negated, a bubble made of hexagon panels blocking it. After a second, they release, returning the damage back at you!
Alright, so welcome everybody to the meeting of the Byeahs, as you know we do this meeting every single month to make sure we agree on things. So let's uh just get started.
WELL I WAS ABOUT TO GET MY KING OF THE RING BELT, AND THEN A BLINDLING LIGHT APPEARED, AND THEN I WAS HERE, I DOUBT A DOOR WILL GET ME BACK THERE SO EASILY
>INCINEROAR IS KNOCKED BACK FAR BY THE FORCE OF HIS OWN BLOW
NOW THAT ONE HURT, YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL THE PAIN NOW
>INCINEROAR SEEMS TO GET SURROUNDED BY FIRE, CHARGING IN AGAIN, THIS TIME FOR A POWERFUL FLARE BLITZ
...Eeeeeh, I think you're bluffing. Even I think that that's too tall a tale to buy.
>Roxas skids along the floor, pushed back well over ten feet by the charge, his keyblades hot in his hands.
>He's lucky he didn't catch on fire, but even so, the flames were sweltering, and he felt it all along his front.
>He launches a counterattack, swinging down at least three times in a row!
Uh... Good to see you here B-Beah... I think there is some beer behind you B-Beah...
IT'S THE TRUTH, WHAT WOULD I GAIN FROM LYING? HOW DID YOU GET HERE, THEN?
>THE INCINEROAR TAKES A GOOD DEAL OF DAMAGE, GETTING HIT BY MULTIPLE FAST DOWNWARD SLASHES, THEN MAKING HIS MOVE, CATCHING A SWIRD MID SWING, THEN ATTEMPTING TO MOVE BEHIND HIM FOR A SUPLEX
IF THIS KEEPS UP, YOU MIGHT MAKE ME USE MY SPECIAL MOVE!
Tournament point scorin'.
WHEW, YOU FOUGHT WELL, FOR A HUMAN, IF THAT HAD GONE ON MUCH LONGER YOU JUST MIGHT'VE BEATEN ME
I got legs. Meaning as in I kinda just walked. It's a good like half hour from my home, you know.
I mean the specifics kinda confuse me in a mystical kinda way but I don't put much thought in to that sorta thing.
its just a meet up and they start fighting
click guy used fast-foward on himself beforehand so he's moving at insane speeds
WELL WALKING ISNT MUCH THE SAME AS GETTING HERE FROM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WORLDS TO EVERYONE ELSE, SO YOU'RE LUCKY THAT YOU CAN JUST LEAVE WHENEVER YOU WANT
Yeah that would be an insta-loss on my side.
The Remote is an OP weapon.
You should throw in a few dozen more deus ex machinas in.
...Eh, yeah, I'm pretty blessed overall in life. It's a good comfy one.
I'd letcha stay over, but my sis is allergic to cats. Oh and uh you'rekindaagiantcatmanandsocietyisn'treadyforthatsortathing.
>INCINEROARS DEFENCIVE REFLEX INSTINCTS KICK IN FROM THE SUDDEN TOUCH FROM HIS BLIND SPOT, CAUSING HIM TO PUNCH THE ANON
YOU SHOULDN'T SNEAK UP ON ME OR TOUCH ME, BROTHER
WELL THAT'S TOO BAD, BUT I'D PREFER TO STAY HERE ANYWAYS, THERES MORE FIGHTING TO GET THE BLOOD PUMPING OVER HERE
...Yeeeah, I think we'd lose sleep with you around too, because man you're loud.
>INCINEROAR GENTLY KICKS THE ANON AWAY AND BACKS AWAY
I SAID NO TOUCHING, BROTHER!
MAYBE I'M NOT LOUD BUT YOU HUMANS ARE JUST QUIET
>Suddenly comes out from the air and punches the meaty tiger
Nah. I'm about like...8 outta 10 sure that it's my way aroudn here, since just 'bout everything I've met uses a normal speaking voice. I suggest working on that!
HEY, I JUST GOT DONE WITH A FIGHT, LEAVE IT FOR SOME OTHER TIME
IT'S HARDER THAN YOU THINK, USUALLY MY KIND WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE
ALRIGHT BROTHER, YOU ASKED FOR IT
>THE INCINEROAR PUNTS THE ANON HARD INTO A RANDOM THREAD THAT ISN'T THIS THREAD
Sooo...do all of you, uuuuuh...race? People? Y'know. Do they all constantly scream?
I DON'T KNOW, I'VE NOT ACTUALLY MET TOO MANY OF MY OWN KIND, I ONLY REALLY MEET FIGHTING TYPES OFTEN
...Man, whatever that was, it just blew right over my head.
Uhhh, how about no, dude?
>Charges up a super kamehamha and blasts it into the ground, propelling out of the aren
>A feminine figure leaps into the area.
Wait til' they get a load of me~
>The baby floats in, thinking that its mama is here
(I'd put them on equal footing with each other)
>Kerrigan eyes the baby in unfamiliarity, as It is cleary not a zerg.
What are you?
>The infant Metroid just bobs up and down, and weaves back and forth, letting out short churrs of excitement.
>It merely just bumps Kerrigan's belly with the top of its bell
Well, ma'am, you're going to have a hard time being seen by anybody right now. Seems like most people have hit the hay or are out adventuring, so you're stuck here with me and whoever else might be coming and going. Not to worry, though, Dusty's Armory and General Store has everything you may need to pass the time. Can I interest you in a simple cup-and-ball game? Only five gold.
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW? GOD DAMMIT BLONDE WE CAN'T GO TO TI WITH THIS SHIT SHOW YOU'RE GIVING US
Hmph, you don't seem so bad...
>She crouches down to get a better view of the new-found entity.
Hard to tell if when the time is right, but I'm not interested in your wares.
Are you sure? I've got just about everything you'll ever want to find in the market, and a new shipment coming in relatively soon. I'm not sure what your kind eats- I'm sorry, is that racist?- either way, even if it's just food you need, I have it here. More than that, my armory contains the best weapons and armor in the land. You won't find better deals anywhere else. Passing up a chance to at least browse what I have would be a wasted opportunity!
>The Metroid spots some non-Zerg looking lifeform next to Kerrigan. It viciously clamps onto the thing and starts to claim the life energy that flows within that wretched creature, leaving it to blow away like ashes in the wind. The young organism floats slowly back to Kerrigan and makes its little happy noises once more.
>She almost immediately frowns as the merchant asks what "her kind" eats.
It's the carapace, isn't it?
>Whatever it was, it was gone before Kerrigan could identify it. She looks back at the metroid.
Interesting. I wonder if there's more of you here.
(I am sorry but I'm fucking tired.)
> i had this strange ass dream where someone rped vinny better than me
.. Always with the back handed complement huh?
A little bit to the left, took a spot there too hard the other day and it's been killing me.
A-Ahh, haha.. Yes, ma'am. I come from a land of varying species and races, and I never was good at differentiating, so please excuse my ignorant attitude. But, while I'm dull when it comes to these things, my skill in deciding what goods are top quality is unmatched! Stop by my shoppe any time you may need anything around here, because odds are, I'll have it!
>Oh, it was bad. It was just good-bad.
>Dream? I believe you mean nightmare.
You are like a little Byeahby.
>tfw you spent this long trying to make a byeah shitpost
I was a little worried that you might actually have it
but nah that ain't mine
Wait a second... That wall.. that door placement... that dirty ass bed.. I KNOW THAT DICK!
Back when I used to get drunk on /erp/ and ask for dick pics I'm sure that was one of them.
this is worrying
hard to tell because of the angle
I can't get back into my old email, but that pic, or another shot of that dick was FOR SURE sent to me back in the day.
>Hoshi loves squirting.
>tfw you share a fetish with someone as insane as that gook
I don't really see what I'd have to gain from it
Back next door chicken. Go be eaten somewhere else.
Gabe The Glue Man Degrossi
Heh. Don't worry about it anon, I always make sure they're very solid and elastic.
What in the hell is with my district partner?
These are some fine people, can't wait to crush them all when I win.
>mfw been up for a pretty long time
>Feeling pretty good until the sleepiness hits me right in the face like a baseball
Why did it have to be now?
>The baby tries to pick the bucket up with all of its claws.
Obviously, we won't be using handcuffs.
>Ruri breathes a sigh of relief.
But...which one of us can come up with a good idea that isn't from a movie everyone's already seen?
Better ride this one out until the carnage settles.
This is the part when I say I'm ready... Let's get it on!
So.... Not only I'm a drug dealer but I'm a guy too now? Oh it's gonna be great...
Heh, you know I'm not cursed or anything. Besides I always make sure to carry a bunch of holographic censors with me, don't worry.
Look at all of these, who left these behind? They're going in the wagon, I can easily resell 'em!
I dunno, are you going to stop complaining about it?
That's pretty embarrassing when one gay and a bucket can take down those two.
Black-on-black crime is a serious issue. Don't laugh at that event.
Not spinach? Popeye isn't interested.
>The young Metroid eats one of the cigarettes before spitting it out from the bad taste and the lack of life energy coming from it.
If this is who I think this is... DMG already warned you...
Pffft! It's an obvious fake. Look at that hair! it's too short to be me
Kukukuku, I have the purchasing power to buy the two of you out of the game.But that would be spoiling my fun.
>It blankly looks at Green Eggs & Ham, wondering if those white and green things are other Metroids...
Poor Carlton... I'm sure it's because of that awful guy who called him a sellout
Cigarettes are useless to me, why would I damage my lungs when I can smoke spinach and improve them?
>Dusty blows his warhorn, it's time for a new battle! Against someone as strong as Beerus, he knew he'd need to really hype up the morale of his allies! He turns, raising both of his arms into the air to look at his army, and is immediately brought to the depths of despair as he notices he has no one with him. Him, alone, versus a god? He could do it, but it wouldn't be easy. Dusty's armory is the greatest in the world, after all. He grabs a bucket and heads in to battle.
Don't worry though.
If you ever turn into a furry. I've got some anti-cancer pills you can swallow. If it works on me, It'll probably work on you too.
Ow...I guess I should actually lift before I act like I lift.
Watch what? I'm just relaxing with a book. What would I do in a cell anyway?
>Ruri shrugs, and goes back to her reading with a light smile on her face.
>He clatters a empty can of carrots across the bars, recently eating it to try and gain some sort of power as the officers had confiscated his spinach
I want it to say "MAGIC" right above my butt. And make sure there's a few hearts around it too. OU! Dot the i with a heart! I'm sure no one ever thought of that before.
BLACKED *and* FURRIED. Is that last one a thing?
If only I had me spinach, and a more formidable battle partner.
>The baby Metroid is already starting to get addicted to the ration of smokes it was given.
What if you're who I think it is trying to convince me this isn't who I think it is by telling me it's...
My head hurts...
Pff. Who cares! if she got the room! This place is much better! I can do plenty of things like... Starring at the ceiling and... counting from 1 to 1000....
Well... I didn't make it, I just bought the pills when I got diagnosed with it... It makes my fur falls for some reason but I'm sure it's just some side effect and not related to cancer at all!
No... It isn't... look at the ingredients under the box... It's full of numbers and stuff! Like, E621!
Oh boy, this one says 'PU55Y51YR'...that's original.
Too bad you ate all the spinach for that final touge race yesterday Popeye.
Still haven't started your wincard prize btw, but it will come don't worry.
NOPE! But life is full of bad mistakes!
HEY! I'll have you know I could shoot magic at will!... I just... got distracted is all.
Please, who would make a website about Monosodium glutamate? That would be some sick fetish stuff if you ask me
I won't, t'anks in advance for the card.
Distracted? How were ya distracted enough to be murdered? I was practically yelling for help y'know.
That's a blatant lie!
I didn't strangle him... He just choked on food. I swear! Look at him, it was bound to happen...
If you say so...
>Cardoso takes his Sharpie (were you expecting a full tattoo set in prison?) and carefully begins to write out "MAGIC" above her tailbone, giving it a unique design to make it look even nicer. He then hastily draws a few hearts around the word, dotting the i with one of them.
Alright, there we go. Do you, uh, do you mind pulling your pants up now?
That sounded nice, Gabe. You sure you don't want to join us for a show or two?
Okay, that one was actually pretty impressive.
>The Metroid churrs with excitement from the illusion magic. The little ball of thick gelatin and claws float around Steve trying to figure out what happened.
It's not my fault she's so... You know.. I guess the word would be voluptuous.
FIIINE. I guess so.
>Pulling up her shorts and down her skirt to cover up her shame she stuffs the nice tattoo apprentice's pocket with smokes (That's what they use in prison right?)
Don't spend it all in one place, okay cutie pie?
I've seen better from people I hate.
Wait, you two, stop! You're going to kill him! Think about this! He talked down on my shoppe, and said other vile, terrible things about the two of you, but hear me out. We can't just take up our sharp sticks and rocks and beat him into submission. That's barbaric. Instead, you should use weapons from Dusty's Armory! We're having a sale! Here, try them out!
That's right. Fyxe, I don't know how to put it into words, but... you can control your furry side, but it's only when you believe you can. The pills do nothing, it's all in your head...
Could Gabe actually be pulling this off?
Pretty sure that's just breaking the bucket. No need to romanticize it, Jo.
Hosting yesterday must have given back my luck! I'm climbing back to that leaderboard thing. Sorry Lesnar, but it is for the greater good.
We can still chat with a ouija board, don't worry
>leans on your shoulder.
That's why you stay on the back and let the boys fight for you Blondie. That's what I did and look! I won!
No no no! Th-That's not true! Those are really authentic cancer pills, the guy who give them to me on that creepy back alley had a doctor certificate and all! It's leg...
>Her fur grows back...
Everytime I feel like I'll reach my dreams they slip away from my hand... It's not fair...
I don't save them stupid.
Gross. I meant the other guys that got way too clingy to me.
Girl gotta work her stuff, can't hang on to one guy, you feel me hot stuff?
NO FAIR! You got a big black man. MY GUY WASN'T EVEN 3D!
And yes, I can count to two, so fuck you.
>Ruri's catharsis when she has a chance to brutally murder someone, rather than being brutally murdered, might be considered disturbing under other circumstances.
It's terrible.. It's just horrible, really.. No, don't look at me like this, you shouldn't have to see your merchant in such a state, I just.. I can't believe it..
>Dusty buries his face in his hands and sobs.
They're short three pairs of gloves in the next shipment, I'm going to lose profit!
Is that so?... Aren't you people always screaming "2D > 3D" nowadays? Talk about broken illusions...
We don't maim our children at birth over here, goy
...that's awful to hear, truly. Let me know if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I'll find it for you.
>Cardoso puts an arm around Dusty and pats his side, using the other hand to reach for a box of tissues and hand them to the crying merchant.
I know things may seem bleak at the moment, but there's always a glimmer of hope in there somewhere. Find it. And hold onto it.
fuck off the one that got posted isn't mine
Sorry about the wait, I was rigging it.
Did you survive the Feast?
N-No... It's useless... You're right. The pills don't work... Santa isn't real, life has no meaning and Half life 3 will never be released...
B-But it's okay... I like being a furry even if I mean I'm gonna die of cancer in the next few years... I hope it's gonna be when I'm 27. All the cool people die at 27...
For sexual not for fighting dummy. 3d has more muscle mass.... Even if my partner was Popeye. I was at a disadvantage and you know it!
Hello there aaand goodbye, thanks to this new hidden shiv, developed by the Assassin's Guild's finest blacksmiths! This can be yours for only four hundred gold, a steal for such a new and revolutionary pr-
Oh. He's dead. I'll pitch it to him afterwards.
The proof is that I'm not posting my dick
If I already had, why wouldn't I do it again?
It all ends next slide. Who do you have?
>She can't switch between 2D and 3D at will.
Well, sorry but that's the game of life. The first to arrive gets the best stuff. You should trade whatever magical broom you have for a good car, trust me.
>Bets a Super Missile on the first one that dies
Remember that nail file I sold you earlier? Hidden blade in it, here, let me show you! Whoops!
No I mean 27. Don't you know about the 27 club?
Okay I'm not a singer but I'm sure a cool EDM group will hire me at some point. It's a given!
The dust guy
I CAN! I just look horrible.
And I don't have a broom! I'll have you know I go place to place using a children's card game, thank you very much.
I don't need food that badly. After all...
It's time to bulk up. Maybe this time, I won't be beat up.
GET IN LOSER WE'RE GOING SHOPPING
Sorry, was I supposed to be running, or paying attention? I didn't realize, my bad. I was too busy polishing my armory. By the way, if you two had been wearing armor from Dusty's Armory, I bet you wouldn't have died.
.... Sorry about that. I didn't know...
Never been into a card though... Is it comfy?
Kinda. It's like inside a Pokeball, but a little more roomy.
It helps when you're magical and you can summon entertainment at will.
Listen I'm not going to post my dick
Y-Yes! Let's... Let's go shopping...
>opens the door and gets on the driver's seat
>gets a hold of the car's gear shift
You're so comfy...
Pfft! I knew it!
Neverbeen into a pokeball either but... One time a ghostbuster caught me before I could respawn, it was surprisingly cozy.
I know where to spend my next vacations now
Believe whatever you want, I'm not a slut
I remember that thread
And thanks for the fun game... And the tourney points
Thanks, host! I'd like to use this opportunity to promote Dusty's Armory and General Goods Shoppe! We just moved in and new shipments should be coming in caravans weekly! Anything you need, odds are, we'll have it, so visit my stall over by that big rock over there!
>Dusty points at a really broken-down looking market stall made of driftwood.
Don't let the quality of the stall fool you, our goods are only top of the line!
Hurry up, I'll boost you u-
>Bang, bang dead.
Congratulations. Sell me some of your luck.
Thank you for hosting.
I'm surprised, I'd mistake you for a bad Pokemon waifu bait. A final evo of the route one rat....
B-but in like a good way.
GHOSTS ARE COOL! They can use gloryholes without the ho- Never mind forgot where I was,
CONGRATS! AND THANKS FOR HOST
A final evo of the route one rat...
Oh geez. Is that a subtle joke about me being a HM Slu-... slave! I mean HM slave!
You have a bad influence on me..
It's not luck, my lady. It's the quality of my arms and armor! Dusty's armory holds the finest weapons in the land, bar none, straight from the most esteemed sources around. We don't skimp on quality, and our prices are far beyond reasonable. Still, if it's luck you're looking for, I do carry a few amulets of luck. I think I have three