HG - Hunger Games

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>>11587710
>Roxas crosses his keyblades in front of him, shouting a single word.
"REFLECT!"
>The force of the blow is completely negated, a bubble made of hexagon panels blocking it. After a second, they release, returning the damage back at you!

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Alright, so welcome everybody to the meeting of the Byeahs, as you know we do this meeting every single month to make sure we agree on things. So let's uh just get started.

Roleplayin'.

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>>11587671
WELL I WAS ABOUT TO GET MY KING OF THE RING BELT, AND THEN A BLINDLING LIGHT APPEARED, AND THEN I WAS HERE, I DOUBT A DOOR WILL GET ME BACK THERE SO EASILY
>>11587728
>INCINEROAR IS KNOCKED BACK FAR BY THE FORCE OF HIS OWN BLOW
NOW THAT ONE HURT, YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL THE PAIN NOW
>INCINEROAR SEEMS TO GET SURROUNDED BY FIRE, CHARGING IN AGAIN, THIS TIME FOR A POWERFUL FLARE BLITZ

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>>11587745
Byeah.

itt: autists RP fighting autists

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>>11587751
...Eeeeeh, I think you're bluffing. Even I think that that's too tall a tale to buy.

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>>11587751
>Roxas skids along the floor, pushed back well over ten feet by the charge, his keyblades hot in his hands.
>He's lucky he didn't catch on fire, but even so, the flames were sweltering, and he felt it all along his front.
>He launches a counterattack, swinging down at least three times in a row!

minecraft dirt block

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Code makin'.

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>>11587776
Byeah.

Rewind.

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>>11587745
Uh... Good to see you here B-Beah... I think there is some beer behind you B-Beah...

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>>11587765
IT'S THE TRUTH, WHAT WOULD I GAIN FROM LYING? HOW DID YOU GET HERE, THEN?
>>11587769
>THE INCINEROAR TAKES A GOOD DEAL OF DAMAGE, GETTING HIT BY MULTIPLE FAST DOWNWARD SLASHES, THEN MAKING HIS MOVE, CATCHING A SWIRD MID SWING, THEN ATTEMPTING TO MOVE BEHIND HIM FOR A SUPLEX
IF THIS KEEPS UP, YOU MIGHT MAKE ME USE MY SPECIAL MOVE!

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Tournament point scorin'.

>>11587796
Beer? Byeabuhdabodoo.

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can your ava beat my ava? it's the guy from click

>>11587805
>The suplex gets him, and roxas is defeated!

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>>11587816

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>>11587814
Depends on the amount of preperation time

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>>11587816
WHEW, YOU FOUGHT WELL, FOR A HUMAN, IF THAT HAD GONE ON MUCH LONGER YOU JUST MIGHT'VE BEATEN ME

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>>11587805
I got legs. Meaning as in I kinda just walked. It's a good like half hour from my home, you know.
I mean the specifics kinda confuse me in a mystical kinda way but I don't put much thought in to that sorta thing.

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>>11587821
its just a meet up and they start fighting

click guy used fast-foward on himself beforehand so he's moving at insane speeds

>>11587821
You get two uses of 『BITES THE DUST』, three of 『ザワールド』, and that hourglass from The Prisoner of Azkaban.

>>11587832
>massages your back

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>>11587839
WELL WALKING ISNT MUCH THE SAME AS GETTING HERE FROM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WORLDS TO EVERYONE ELSE, SO YOU'RE LUCKY THAT YOU CAN JUST LEAVE WHENEVER YOU WANT

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>>11587849
Yeah that would be an insta-loss on my side.
The Remote is an OP weapon.

>>11587850
You should throw in a few dozen more deus ex machinas in.

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>>11587856
...Eh, yeah, I'm pretty blessed overall in life. It's a good comfy one.
I'd letcha stay over, but my sis is allergic to cats. Oh and uh you'rekindaagiantcatmanandsocietyisn'treadyforthatsortathing.

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Adachi shitpostin'.

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>>11587854
>INCINEROARS DEFENCIVE REFLEX INSTINCTS KICK IN FROM THE SUDDEN TOUCH FROM HIS BLIND SPOT, CAUSING HIM TO PUNCH THE ANON
YOU SHOULDN'T SNEAK UP ON ME OR TOUCH ME, BROTHER
>>11587862
WELL THAT'S TOO BAD, BUT I'D PREFER TO STAY HERE ANYWAYS, THERES MORE FIGHTING TO GET THE BLOOD PUMPING OVER HERE

If your dick is below 8 inches you're not a man.

If your dick is below 9 inches you're not a man

If your dick is below 10 inches you're not a man

If your dick is below your navel you're not a man.

>>11587887
>the punch caves the poor anon's face in.
>So he just reaches for the first thing he can feel and massages it insitead.
>he ends up massaging your abs

if your dick is above your navel you're not a man

If your dick is below 20 inches you are not a horse.

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>>11587887
...Yeeeah, I think we'd lose sleep with you around too, because man you're loud.

If your dick is below BRB fucking ants everywhere you don't have ants everywhere.

If you have no dick you're most likely a woman

If your feet are on Shion's face and Shion's dick is inside of you then you probably have no dick and you're most likely a woman, or KK.

>just got coffee in my lung and made sounds like I'm dying

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>>11587900
>INCINEROAR GENTLY KICKS THE ANON AWAY AND BACKS AWAY
I SAID NO TOUCHING, BROTHER!
>>11587905
MAYBE I'M NOT LOUD BUT YOU HUMANS ARE JUST QUIET

If your dick is below 4 inches you are most likely Hoshi.

If your dick then man.

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>>11587887
>Suddenly comes out from the air and punches the meaty tiger

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>>11587924
Nah. I'm about like...8 outta 10 sure that it's my way aroudn here, since just 'bout everything I've met uses a normal speaking voice. I suggest working on that!

If dick man.

>>11587924
>The anon wasn't all that deterred from the kick
>he just collapses at your feet, and rubs one of them even as he's knocked out cold.

dick

>>11587944
Man

d

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>>11587931
HEY, I JUST GOT DONE WITH A FIGHT, LEAVE IT FOR SOME OTHER TIME
>>11587932
IT'S HARDER THAN YOU THINK, USUALLY MY KIND WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE
>>11587940
ALRIGHT BROTHER, YOU ASKED FOR IT
>THE INCINEROAR PUNTS THE ANON HARD INTO A RANDOM THREAD THAT ISN'T THIS THREAD

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Traps aren't gay.

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>>11587959
Sooo...do all of you, uuuuuh...race? People? Y'know. Do they all constantly scream?

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>>11587963
I DON'T KNOW, I'VE NOT ACTUALLY MET TOO MANY OF MY OWN KIND, I ONLY REALLY MEET FIGHTING TYPES OFTEN

If you're not a man, you might still have a dick.

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>>11587979
...Man, whatever that was, it just blew right over my head.

Which avafags would you give a blowjob to?

>>11587994
All of them.

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>>11588001

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>>11587979

>>11588002
>immediately rips off your pants and blows you

>>11588001
But Junko doesn't have a dick

Reminder that Rin posted his dick in ftt

>>11588009
But Junko's dad does.

>>11588009
That's what they all say about women

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>>11588008

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>>11587959
Uhhh, how about no, dude?
>Charges up a super kamehamha and blasts it into the ground, propelling out of the aren

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>>11588009

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>A feminine figure leaps into the area.
Wait til' they get a load of me~

Why do autists have to RP fight all the time? it's cancer.

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>>11588040
>The baby floats in, thinking that its mama is here

How many levels of Byeah are you on?

>>11588056
Is Samus's return any good?
Or is AM2R still better?

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>>11588048

>>11588014
Um, shit, isn't that CP?

>>11588048
Hi fun police

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>>11588061
Byeah

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>>11588068
(I'd put them on equal footing with each other)

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>>11588056
>Kerrigan eyes the baby in unfamiliarity, as It is cleary not a zerg.
What are you?

>>11588014
Desuarchive it now.

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How do we make it HG related?

>>11588076
>he hasn't seen it
That thing is not attached to a kid.

Cheese burgers

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>>11588085
>The infant Metroid just bobs up and down, and weaves back and forth, letting out short churrs of excitement.
>It merely just bumps Kerrigan's belly with the top of its bell

>>11588076
Is he underage?

>>11588088
It was a while ago, idk how to look that back up

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>>11588040
Well, ma'am, you're going to have a hard time being seen by anybody right now. Seems like most people have hit the hay or are out adventuring, so you're stuck here with me and whoever else might be coming and going. Not to worry, though, Dusty's Armory and General Store has everything you may need to pass the time. Can I interest you in a simple cup-and-ball game? Only five gold.

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>>11588093
>I think
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW? GOD DAMMIT BLONDE WE CAN'T GO TO TI WITH THIS SHIT SHOW YOU'RE GIVING US

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>>11588102
Hmph, you don't seem so bad...
>She crouches down to get a better view of the new-found entity.

>>11588114
Hard to tell if when the time is right, but I'm not interested in your wares.

>>11588093
>Token black
>Token woman
>Token gay

Man, coke sure is (((progressive))).

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>>11588130
Are you sure? I've got just about everything you'll ever want to find in the market, and a new shipment coming in relatively soon. I'm not sure what your kind eats- I'm sorry, is that racist?- either way, even if it's just food you need, I have it here. More than that, my armory contains the best weapons and armor in the land. You won't find better deals anywhere else. Passing up a chance to at least browse what I have would be a wasted opportunity!

>>11588080
Ah, I see. Thanks.

>>11588128
>kissu

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>>11588130
>The Metroid spots some non-Zerg looking lifeform next to Kerrigan. It viciously clamps onto the thing and starts to claim the life energy that flows within that wretched creature, leaving it to blow away like ashes in the wind. The young organism floats slowly back to Kerrigan and makes its little happy noises once more.

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>>11588180
>Kissu
>Awoou

>>11587992
I want you to blow my head

>>11588192
lovu, furfag <3

>>11588192
>Gives Beowulf a backrub

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>>11588161
>She almost immediately frowns as the merchant asks what "her kind" eats.
It's the carapace, isn't it?

>>11588187
>Whatever it was, it was gone before Kerrigan could identify it. She looks back at the metroid.
Interesting. I wonder if there's more of you here.

(I am sorry but I'm fucking tired.)

>>11588088
dubs and I post it

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> i had this strange ass dream where someone rped vinny better than me

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>>11588196
.. Always with the back handed complement huh?

>>11588199
A little bit to the left, took a spot there too hard the other day and it's been killing me.

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Astolfo is a slut.

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It wasn't that bad

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>>11588207
A-Ahh, haha.. Yes, ma'am. I come from a land of varying species and races, and I never was good at differentiating, so please excuse my ignorant attitude. But, while I'm dull when it comes to these things, my skill in deciding what goods are top quality is unmatched! Stop by my shoppe any time you may need anything around here, because odds are, I'll have it!

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>>11588220
>Oh, it was bad. It was just good-bad.

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>>11588214
>Dream? I believe you mean nightmare.

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>>11588078
You are like a little Byeahby.
Watch this

>tfw you spent this long trying to make a byeah shitpost

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>>11588253
Holy shit dude

>>11588219
I'd fuck her

>>11588217
>The anon massages right where the wrestler requested. That very spot was somewhat bruised and sore, but it wouldn't be for much longer.

>>11588209
reroll

>>11588253
Fucking nice

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>>11588253
>>11588265

>>11588281
>>11588209
I'll help out

>>11588274
>her

>>11588209
lmao assist so you get v&

>>11588209
roll

>>11588209
roll

>>11588209
reroll

Rewind.

EVIL KOOPA AND HIS TROOPAS ARE UP TO NO MISBEHAVIOR

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>>11588353
Fuck

>>11588209
lmao dubs

lights flicker as i blink my eyes

>>11588209
Gib

>>11588209
last roll

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>mfw you autists believe everything

minecraft dirt block

>>11588209
dubs

OH ALLAH GIMME SOME OF DAT SWEET LOLI POOSY

⬅

>>11588388
Checked

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>>11588388
grats

>>11588407
dude lmao dont choke your dick it needs air to breath what do you think the hole at the top is for storing flags? lmao

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>>11588407
>mfw

post vocaroos

>>11588407
goddamn i want that inside me

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>>11588407

>>11588407
Hey, that looks just like mine!
>except my dickhead is bigger

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>>11588407
I was a little worried that you might actually have it
but nah that ain't mine

>>11588429
No shit. If that's 9" then I'm the prince of fairy cakes.

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>>11588407
Wait a second... That wall.. that door placement... that dirty ass bed.. I KNOW THAT DICK!
Back when I used to get drunk on /erp/ and ask for dick pics I'm sure that was one of them.

>>11588430
What size is it then?
Looks like 7"

>>11588434
Strong 7", maybe 6.5" if it's a manlet.

>Going back and watching that old Mario tv show
>In the second episode they got fucking sergeant slaughter as the special guest
Holy shit it's better then I remember

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>>11588433
>I KNOW THAT DICK!

>>11588433
I recognize that bulge!

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>>11588433
this is worrying

>>11588434
hard to tell because of the angle

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>>11588456
>>11588457
>>11588464
I can't get back into my old email, but that pic, or another shot of that dick was FOR SURE sent to me back in the day.

Ok so
>Hoshi loves squirting
>Rin, LF and KK are gay

Who's next.

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>>11588474
>Hoshi loves squirting.
>tfw you share a fetish with someone as insane as that gook

>>11588473
literally
nobody
cares
or
wanted
or
needed
to
know

>>11588464
So when are you posting the real thing?

>>11588486
Seek help

>>11588474
I'll reveal some seriously juicy shit if someone rolls dubs

>>11588501
>Anonymous 09/17/17(Sun)10:28:02 No.1158
k

>>11588422
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vSaeVbDwSy

>>11588491
>ten rerolls to see the dick
>Not wanting it confirmed or denied.
If you just want to see dicks it's okay anon. We wont judge

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>>11588493
um
not?
I don't really see what I'd have to gain from it

>>11588510
Thanks love.

>>11588473
>massages your feet

PIZZA, PASTA, PUT IT IN A BOX

DELIVER IT TO HG AND PUT IT ON THEIR COCKS

SO KING KNIGHT CAN FEAST ON THEM

BECAUSE HE IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING GAY

NOW HE'S OH-SO-TIRED FROM DRINKING CUM ALL DAY

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>>11588526
Back next door chicken. Go be eaten somewhere else.

>>11588521
Np.

Give me 24

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>>11588546
Ruri Chan

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>>11588546
Jo Cardoso

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>>11588546
BMG

>>11588546
>>11588407
Rin's dick

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>>11588546
this bucket

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>>11588546
THE BABY

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>>11588546
Little Caesars

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>>11588546
Best Girl

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>>11588546
Riff

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>>11588560
No. Stop.

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>>11588546
Jayce the Gunslinger

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>>11588546
Dusty

>>11588564
EXTRA
S M U G G

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>>11588546
Lord Beerus

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>>11588580

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>>11588546
FYXE

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>>11588546
Joey

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>>11588546
Carlton Banks

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>>11588546
Sami Zayn The Murderer

>>11588600
>2560x1600
And he's still out of frame lmao.

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>>11588546
Steve Harvey

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>>11588546
Popeye

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>>11588546
Plain Bread Chan

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>>11588546
Best Mario

>>11588595
Stop pulling your bikini strap like that. You'll stretch it out of shape.

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>>11588546
Gabe The Glue Man Degrossi

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>>11588546
Crendor

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>>11588546
Steve Albini

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>>11588546
Black Lesnar

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>>11588620
Heh. Don't worry about it anon, I always make sure they're very solid and elastic.

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Check it.

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>>11588658
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S BMG TIME

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>>11588658
Here we go yet again!

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>>11588658
What in the hell is with my district partner?

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>>11588658

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>>11588658
These are some fine people, can't wait to crush them all when I win.

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>>11588658
>mfw been up for a pretty long time
>Feeling pretty good until the sleepiness hits me right in the face like a baseball
Why did it have to be now?

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>>11588658
>The baby tries to pick the bucket up with all of its claws.

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>>11588658
AAAAAAAAAAAAA LET'S GO

>>11588641
Good. If one of them snaps, I don't want to be turned into a furry.

>>11588687
Are you able to stop blogposting for one fucking day?

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>>11588694
Obviously, we won't be using handcuffs.
>Ruri breathes a sigh of relief.
But...which one of us can come up with a good idea that isn't from a movie everyone's already seen?

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>>11588694
I was a bit too cocky, wasn't I?

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>>11588694
thank god.

>>11588699
That's the only thing pro westlers can do these days.

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>>11588694
Better ride this one out until the carnage settles.

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>>11588658
This is the part when I say I'm ready... Let's get it on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NChc__dH3jA

>>11588694
So.... Not only I'm a drug dealer but I'm a guy too now? Oh it's gonna be great...

>>11588696
Heh, you know I'm not cursed or anything. Besides I always make sure to carry a bunch of holographic censors with me, don't worry.

>>11588719
>tfw you will never lay your eyes on Fyxe's dogcock

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>>11588694
Look at all of these, who left these behind? They're going in the wagon, I can easily resell 'em!

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>>11588694
>

>>11588699
I dunno, are you going to stop complaining about it?

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>>11588696
>bra snaps

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>>11588694
That's pretty embarrassing when one gay and a bucket can take down those two.
Black-on-black crime is a serious issue. Don't laugh at that event.
Not spinach? Popeye isn't interested.

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>>11588694
>The young Metroid eats one of the cigarettes before spitting it out from the bad taste and the lack of life energy coming from it.

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>>11588723
If this is who I think this is... DMG already warned you...

>>11588737
Pffft! It's an obvious fake. Look at that hair! it's too short to be me

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>>11588694
Kukukuku, I have the purchasing power to buy the two of you out of the game.But that would be spoiling my fun.

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>>11588741
>It blankly looks at Green Eggs & Ham, wondering if those white and green things are other Metroids...

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>>11588741

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>>11588741
Poor Carlton... I'm sure it's because of that awful guy who called him a sellout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5D2RvIQwQE

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>>11588741
Cigarettes are useless to me, why would I damage my lungs when I can smoke spinach and improve them?

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>>11588741
>Dusty blows his warhorn, it's time for a new battle! Against someone as strong as Beerus, he knew he'd need to really hype up the morale of his allies! He turns, raising both of his arms into the air to look at his army, and is immediately brought to the depths of despair as he notices he has no one with him. Him, alone, versus a god? He could do it, but it wouldn't be easy. Dusty's armory is the greatest in the world, after all. He grabs a bucket and heads in to battle.

>>11588719
You might be. You don't know for sure. I'm not taking that chance.

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>>11588766
Don't worry though.
If you ever turn into a furry. I've got some anti-cancer pills you can swallow. If it works on me, It'll probably work on you too.

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>>11588741
ruri can i watch

>>11588752
This isn't who you think it is if you're thinking that it's who you think it is.

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>>11588741
Why must life be so unforgiving?

>>11588782
You have the cure for cancer and you use it to cure people of furryness?

>>11588790
>>11588782
The anti-cancer pills are placebos, Fyxe.

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>>11588741
Ow...I guess I should actually lift before I act like I lift.

>>11588785
Watch what? I'm just relaxing with a book. What would I do in a cell anyway?
>Ruri shrugs, and goes back to her reading with a light smile on her face.

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>>11588785
>He clatters a empty can of carrots across the bars, recently eating it to try and gain some sort of power as the officers had confiscated his spinach

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>>11588785
I want it to say "MAGIC" right above my butt. And make sure there's a few hearts around it too. OU! Dot the i with a heart! I'm sure no one ever thought of that before.

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>>11588809
Are you quite sure this is a good idea?

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>>11588785
BLACKED *and* FURRIED. Is that last one a thing?

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>>11588823
If only I had me spinach, and a more formidable battle partner.

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>>11588823
>The baby Metroid is already starting to get addicted to the ration of smokes it was given.

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>>11588787
What if you're who I think it is trying to convince me this isn't who I think it is by telling me it's...
My head hurts...

>>11588785
Pff. Who cares! if she got the room! This place is much better! I can do plenty of things like... Starring at the ceiling and... counting from 1 to 1000....
I'm lonely...

>>11588790
Well... I didn't make it, I just bought the pills when I got diagnosed with it... It makes my fur falls for some reason but I'm sure it's just some side effect and not related to cancer at all!

>>11588799
No... It isn't... look at the ingredients under the box... It's full of numbers and stuff! Like, E621!

>>11588841
Uh, Fyxe... E621 is a website, not a chemical.

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>>11588823
Oh boy, this one says 'PU55Y51YR'...that's original.

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>>11588839
>>11588823
Too bad you ate all the spinach for that final touge race yesterday Popeye.
Still haven't started your wincard prize btw, but it will come don't worry.

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>>11588814
NOPE! But life is full of bad mistakes!

>>11588823
>>11588839
HEY! I'll have you know I could shoot magic at will!... I just... got distracted is all.

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>>11588823
A number of escape plans are kept under wraps.

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>>11588847
A website?
Please, who would make a website about Monosodium glutamate? That would be some sick fetish stuff if you ask me

>tfw you browse FA and find that good shit

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>>11588854
I won't, t'anks in advance for the card.
>>11588855
Distracted? How were ya distracted enough to be murdered? I was practically yelling for help y'know.

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>>11588864
Hey!!
That's a blatant lie!
I didn't strangle him... He just choked on food. I swear! Look at him, it was bound to happen...

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>>11588855
If you say so...
>Cardoso takes his Sharpie (were you expecting a full tattoo set in prison?) and carefully begins to write out "MAGIC" above her tailbone, giving it a unique design to make it look even nicer. He then hastily draws a few hearts around the word, dotting the i with one of them.
Alright, there we go. Do you, uh, do you mind pulling your pants up now?
>>11588864
That sounded nice, Gabe. You sure you don't want to join us for a show or two?

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>>11588841
Don't overthink it

DMG wants Rin's dick

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>>11588864
Okay, that one was actually pretty impressive.

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>>11588864
Them muscles can't save him now.

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>>11588864
>The Metroid churrs with excitement from the illusion magic. The little ball of thick gelatin and claws float around Steve trying to figure out what happened.

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>>11588878
It's not my fault she's so... You know.. I guess the word would be voluptuous.

>>11588896
FIIINE. I guess so.
>Pulling up her shorts and down her skirt to cover up her shame she stuffs the nice tattoo apprentice's pocket with smokes (That's what they use in prison right?)
Don't spend it all in one place, okay cutie pie?

>>11588904
I've seen better from people I hate.

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>>11588915
Wait, you two, stop! You're going to kill him! Think about this! He talked down on my shoppe, and said other vile, terrible things about the two of you, but hear me out. We can't just take up our sharp sticks and rocks and beat him into submission. That's barbaric. Instead, you should use weapons from Dusty's Armory! We're having a sale! Here, try them out!

>>11588926
Show us

>>11588874
That's right. Fyxe, I don't know how to put it into words, but... you can control your furry side, but it's only when you believe you can. The pills do nothing, it's all in your head...

>>11588926
Like Paul, for instance? :^)

Rewind.

minecraft dirt block

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>>11588904
>>11588926
IT'S NOT MINE

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>>11588915
Could Gabe actually be pulling this off?
Pretty sure that's just breaking the bucket. No need to romanticize it, Jo.

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>>11588899
....................Yona?

>>11588915
Hosting yesterday must have given back my luck! I'm climbing back to that leaderboard thing. Sorry Lesnar, but it is for the greater good.
We can still chat with a ouija board, don't worry

>>11588926
>leans on your shoulder.
That's why you stay on the back and let the boys fight for you Blondie. That's what I did and look! I won!

>>11588938
No no no! Th-That's not true! Those are really authentic cancer pills, the guy who give them to me on that creepy back alley had a doctor certificate and all! It's leg...
>Her fur grows back...
It's legit...

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>>11588964
Thank you for your business, sir!

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>>11588964
>tfw you get shanked

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>>11588964
Everytime I feel like I'll reach my dreams they slip away from my hand... It's not fair...

>>11588962
Post the real thing then.

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>>11588937
I don't save them stupid.

>>11588942
Gross. I meant the other guys that got way too clingy to me.
Girl gotta work her stuff, can't hang on to one guy, you feel me hot stuff?

>>11588972
NO FAIR! You got a big black man. MY GUY WASN'T EVEN 3D!

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>>11588915
That's one...

>>11588964
And yes, I can count to two, so fuck you.
>Ruri's catharsis when she has a chance to brutally murder someone, rather than being brutally murdered, might be considered disturbing under other circumstances.

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>>11588964
I-It's a me, Mario...
>captcha: barons only

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>>11588986
m a k e
m e

>Rin has a cute cut dick

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>>11588996
It's terrible.. It's just horrible, really.. No, don't look at me like this, you shouldn't have to see your merchant in such a state, I just.. I can't believe it..
>Dusty buries his face in his hands and sobs.
They're short three pairs of gloves in the next shipment, I'm going to lose profit!

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>>11588989
Is that so?... Aren't you people always screaming "2D > 3D" nowadays? Talk about broken illusions...

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>>11589010
We don't maim our children at birth over here, goy

>>11588972
>Anon just shakes Fyxe a couple time trying to to get her to snap out of it
C'mon Fyxe. You can fight it!

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>>11588996
>>11589012
...that's awful to hear, truly. Let me know if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I'll find it for you.

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>>11588996
>>11589012
>Cardoso puts an arm around Dusty and pats his side, using the other hand to reach for a box of tissues and hand them to the crying merchant.
I know things may seem bleak at the moment, but there's always a glimmer of hope in there somewhere. Find it. And hold onto it.

>>11589022
So you chose to be edgy and cut yourself?

>>11589010
>Jew'd peaner
No thanks

Post yfw Rin doesn't shave

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>>11589030
fuck off the one that got posted isn't mine

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>>11588996
Sorry about the wait, I was rigging it.
Did you survive the Feast?

>>11589040
Prove it

>tfw Rin is not hung at all

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>>11589023
N-No... It's useless... You're right. The pills don't work... Santa isn't real, life has no meaning and Half life 3 will never be released...

B-But it's okay... I like being a furry even if I mean I'm gonna die of cancer in the next few years... I hope it's gonna be when I'm 27. All the cool people die at 27...

>>11589040
You fell right into that one.>>11589050

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>>11589019
For sexual not for fighting dummy. 3d has more muscle mass.... Even if my partner was Popeye. I was at a disadvantage and you know it!

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>>11589046
Hello there aaand goodbye, thanks to this new hidden shiv, developed by the Assassin's Guild's finest blacksmiths! This can be yours for only four hundred gold, a steal for such a new and revolutionary pr-
Oh. He's dead. I'll pitch it to him afterwards.

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>>11589050
The proof is that I'm not posting my dick
If I already had, why wouldn't I do it again?

>>11589061
Don't you mean 30?

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>>11589046
It all ends next slide. Who do you have?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13949924

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>>11589064
>She can't switch between 2D and 3D at will.
Cute...
Well, sorry but that's the game of life. The first to arrive gets the best stuff. You should trade whatever magical broom you have for a good car, trust me.

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>>11589084
>Bets a Super Missile on the first one that dies

>>11589084
>all rpfags
no thanks

>>11589081
And how do you prove that? These are just empty claims so far

Hey guys. What about Rin, amirite?
>the thread erupts into laughter

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>>11589084
Remember that nail file I sold you earlier? Hidden blade in it, here, let me show you! Whoops!

Post hg discord

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>>11589082
No I mean 27. Don't you know about the 27 club?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club
...
Okay I'm not a singer but I'm sure a cool EDM group will hire me at some point. It's a given!

>>11589084
.....
The dust guy

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>>11589092
I CAN! I just look horrible.
And I don't have a broom! I'll have you know I go place to place using a children's card game, thank you very much.