Haha I hate myself
I own the same socks as Clem edition.
>you dumb americans and your dumb timezones
you get 2 more guesses m8
but yeah good luck with your recovery, I've always wanted to get into dnd but I can never seem to find either the people or the time
also thanks, I really love turn based stratagy stuff so for me xcom is a game I can always come back to and fuck around in for some fun
I kind of see what you mean, I think
personally I much prefer fresh, hot pizza but I'm lazy and can't be bothered to heat it up while also liking cold pizza, so yeah
>you get 2 more guesses m8
Australia or England. I'm aussie myself.
>I've always wanted to get into dnd but I can never seem to find either the people or the time
Yeah unless you're 12 years old hanging with the nerdy kids at school it's hard. I got lucky.
>also thanks, I really love turn based stratagy stuff
Same which makes it weird that I never got into Xcom, really though Sci-fi and Military aren't really my jam either so that might have something to do with it.
I'm gonna go to bed anyway, peace anon.
With my parents, my brother, my sister and my 2 dogs. I'm hoping to move out with my boyfriend soon though.
Both, i live in unitown during the week and wirh parents on most weekends. Living alone is more peacful, but also more lonely and you gotta do all the chores and cooking alone.
>Yeah unless you're 12 years old hanging with the nerdy kids at school it's hard. I got lucky.
I'd bug some of my friends who I know would probably be into it but they're all mostly active during the week while I'm sleeping so that's not really an option
>Same which makes it weird that I never got into Xcom, really though Sci-fi and Military aren't really my jam either so that might have something to do with it.
maybe, oh well
anyway sleep well dude, hope your flu fucks off because I know how not fun that is
I live with my dad, hoping to move out when I get enough money together
I live with my brother. It's not too bad.
at home, at this rate I'll never leave.
Possum Safety Announcement; This is your friendly reminder not to reply to bun, or download anything from him.
I live in a small row home with 2 other roomates. I had to move away from my parents because they were fucking up my mental health pretty badly. Living away helped me mentally but having to pay rent and bills when you don't have a lot of money is stressful as fuck. Paying a shithead landlord to live in a shit house while making peanuts doesn't help my depression so I have questioned moving back.
I live with my parents. My younger brother recently moved back in with us after he ran out of money / had some sort of spat with his room-mates.
It's not too bad; my dad charges me a token rent, and I cook sometimes & help out with the housework. Desserts are my speciality; my lemon-meringue pie has been much complimented often.
Alright, /poss/, what are you going to do today to make your life slightly better than yesterday?
1.not reply to bun
2.already did some long overdue work, by work i mean srs work which involved dirt, being underground and drilling.
that shitty level of freedom is better than moving back to shitty family, trust me, i made that mistake.
Waiting for uni to begin.
Right now listening to music and crying like a little bitch.
that's enough to dislike bun on it's own, did you see the shit he pulled in the previous thread? someone blocked him (somehow? magic i presume?) so he deliberately circumvented the block it to annoy them. But bun came here under shitty pretenses initially to try and get us to download not_a_virus.exe
He will shill that shit again once he gains your trust then you're fucked. He is not your friend. He is a manipulative sadist.
I'm not here to discuss bun so that's the last I'll be saying about that... oh also he sleeps with a snake, what kind of fucking cringey edgelord sleeps with a snake!? nothing makes me gringe, not even bronies ... but that did, and I guarantee you, he fucks his snake.
What's got you crying anon
Just save back a few bucks every week dude and you'll have it in no time!
An open source greasemonkey script is hardly lost_boy.exe but I get you man.
I live with parents since I'm a broken individual who cannot drive without having a panic attack.
>Man, I so want to get into blacksmithing, but anvils cost way too much. I have everything besides something to beat metal on.
I acctually use an old cobbler's anvil which i got for free. You can use any chunk of hard metal you know? old weighing scale weights, chunks of train track. I often have to resort to using a brick, any old trash will do.
anyways, lets chill a bit possums
also cool: >>11589739
Pulling an all-nighter to finish studying and perparing sheets for my chemistry exam. At least i still have a few beers to get me through it.
>What's got you crying anon
Moving out. I've never done anything like this before and it's scary. I know I got to give this a chance and eventually move out for good, but this is just daunting to me.
Get drunk and watch the S3 finale of Wakfu with a friend.
Then probably play BlazBblue or some shit.
>Moving out. I've never done anything like this before and it's scary.
Don't worry about it my bro, I've moved house about 5 times in the last 3 years, you just put all your stuff in boxes, put them in a van or friend's vehicle, then drive to your new place, put your boxes and stuff in the new place, then take all your things out of the boxes and put them wherever you want them.
A few things I suggest you get on top of right away:
1 - bed
2 - a towel
3 - a change of clothes
4 - toilet paper
Then scout out the nearest fast food places because fuck cooking when you're moving.
aw man thread's all comfy again :) time to break out the booze! who else is boozing it up tonight?
music for your boozing:
I live with my parents
I don't mean to rag on particular cultural/ideological identities, but they're very conservative and "godly" and I'm... well... trash
we don't interact all that often, I think they had very specific and idealized expectations of me and I turned into just about the opposite of them despite the massive rock I've lived under because of them. They were hell-bent on trying to turn me into miniature versions of themselves, but now that I'm an "adult" and their efforts have been futile, they've given up and now just want me out
I might be moving out relatively soon, but it's not a complete guarantee
>somehow ended up with a fridge, a washing machine, and an oven
I think I'm gonna have to sell these the next time I move, I'm not gonna ask my dad to help me move that shit again, it's too much.
so.... how do you feel about "disappointing" them? I'd say being trash is better than being a fanatic, so you've done me proud, my possum.
>fridge, a washing machine, and an oven
sell any of those for less than 50 where i live and people will bite your hands off to get them, selling them online, collection only, is a good idea.
not a football fan but i understand the attraction, i prefer tetris world championships... say what you will :P what you throwin down your gullet tonight?
Railroad metal is what I'll probably end up doing. I watched a video of some guy doing that a while back. I just gotta go steal some at some point.
I boozed last night. I don't think my body will want to tonight. Still got a headache.
Don't worry about being callous. You should be your own person.
FUCK YEAH POSSUM! that's like a 3 on a scale of Callous out of 10. I'd buy you a fuckin beer if you were here.
are you the possum with storm beer from the other bread?
>I boozed last night. I don't think my body will want to tonight. Still got a headache.
that's responsible and good :) I have had maybe two or three days sober i think so FUCK IT BOOZE TIME FUCK YEAH!!!
don't worry about it my possum, i don't judge, I'm drinking homeless people cider.
Morning everyone, as tired as am there is something liberating about waking up at 4am in the morning.
early morning is such a magical time :) i remember coming home from this rave at like 6:45am, no one was around, and it was all calm and grey.
aw man, my (You)'s :( snatched away like a fiver in the wind.
>god i could use a beer
where are you? maybe i can make it a reality?
>Those early Winter mornings when the sun is rising, everyone's asleep and frost covers everything
UK sorry :(
can't you go out and get some?
pic: this thread. fuckin chill as.
love those winter mornings too, I'm so ready for winter now. When i was a kid i used to love looking at the "frost trees" close up.
you're uninteresting, I'm socially awkward, we'd have a blast!
It's only very specific locations in the US that shuts things down or prevents the sale of alcohol on Sunday, usually down in the really conservative bible belt where religion meets government pretty hard considering the whole separation of church and state thing.
I'm in a conservative northwestern state and you can do whatever on Sunday, but you can't buy beer anywhere after 2AM and you can only buy hard alcohol through state run liquor stores.
well if you'd be up for just hanging out I've got a week booked off on the first week of october
don't really know what we'd do because all I really do is sit in my room and play vidya, but yeah
>state run liquor stores.
what the fuck? are you commies now!? that's messed up. there's an offy down the road from me open till 4am. sells everything.
pics or it didn't happen.
I never understood it either but I can only assume it's because the absolute poverty state needs the maximum dollars it can possibly generate for itself to stay afloat.
It's otherwise one of the states with the most personal freedom to do literally whatever because nobody cares when you don't have neighbors or your neighbors are equally trash as you are.
I'd totally be down for it! but ... even in the uk there's a chance we might live like 200 miles apart. I hate to ask on 4chan, an nonymous messageboard full of trolls and doxers, but where are you located? even vaguely?
ye I know what you mean
pretty sure I remember one of the uk possums being from scotland last time people asked where everyone was from so hopefully that's not you because fuck
I'm pretty close to london, about an hour or so away by train if that helps
I really should try to clean my room. I just don't know what to do with everything. The rest of the house needs it too, but I'm trying to focus on one area at a time so I don't get overwhelmed and give up.
200 miles is a comfy day trip somewhere.
I have to do that just to get to the nearest actual city with 450k people. The nearest global tier city of Seattle is a 600 mile round trip and it isn't a comfy one to do in a single day.
sadly there's no chance of me getting any time off work this month, maybe some other time man
I still have 2 more weeks of holiday time yet to be booked off so just fuckin say something if you're ever coming down here anytime soon and I'll see what I can do
wait are those bell peppers aswell? that's some michelin star shit right there. and your crust looks thicc and lovely, god now i'm hungry.
I'd eat any pizza if I were drunk and/or stoned enough but that looks like one worth having sober.
aw guys i can't believe you don't like mushrooms, they are the essence of trash.
>Well I just inhaled half of that shit and now I hate myself haha.
don't worry possum, pizza is very easy to inhale, i ate my weird lactose free gluten free one from the other bread too quickly aswell, my friend says; you can't be unhappy if you just eaten pizza, you have eaten the best food in the world!!
I know but like, ehh
I dunno man I just don't like them
hey, don't be like that
the other guy is probably cool
I can't forget if I have a screenshot of it buried away in my possum folder
seriously though I won't forget, don't worry m8
i deleted it for secrecy :P oh well now I'm easy to impersonate, just fyi the scouse bit should give you a major hint.
don;t worry my possum bro, you have booze and pizza and this thread, and a computer apparently.
it's cool m8 I'm not pissed off or anything, I was making a joke out of it since I was one of the ones you quoted
pffff, we can come up with some kind of code phrase to let the other possum know who we are
also it should probably give me a major hint but I'm not smart
if you can afford it, go for it! my void has some cool unnecessary stuff in it.
>you can't be unhappy if you just eaten pizza
I have been many times, but I'm probably the only one. Completely fucks up my diet and makes me want to eat until I can't stand up anymore.
you can have a good salad day tomorrow. don't wreck yourself because of one pizza :P we are all allowed a little indulgence from time to time, one pizza now and again won't hurt.
alright possums A S W Possum signing off, good night everyone, i wish you all chill times and good mornings
I know that, but it usually doesn't stop at just some pizza. A couple days ago I ate an entire cake. I wish I could say it was the first time, but it's happened many times before. I thought I had my shit under control, but I've still got a lot of work to do to get back to where I was.
>first thing that pops into my mind is anti-submarine warfare
>I'm now imagining using possums as torpedoes
if I could draw decently I'd do this myself
anyway goodnight man, sleep well
hope you enjoyed cooking and eating it man, if I didn't dislike mushrooms so much I'd eat that and probably enjoy it
>feel good about my pizza
>I'm crushed under the proverbial boot of this culinary genius with a spotless kitchen
Glad you like it
Since I usually use canned mushrooms it usually just ends up being for the texture they add rather than flavor. Unless you don't like either.
When my dad retired he got into cooking; once he made us home-made pizzas with a variety of different kinds of bases, including one with a potato-based dough.
It was very nice, but he never did it again; he said it was to much of a fiddle.
>Took out the trash
>Exercised (a little)
>Finished setting up the base architecture for my react native app
Today was...actually...good? Bleh, why do I feel like sleeping forever right now then?
I hope I'm not a girl; I'm ugly enough for a man.
Hey, quick question possums:
Would you rather be a man with a tiny penis or a flat-chested woman?
I'd pick woman every time, personally.
Well I currently am a man with a small (not tiny) dick, it's not that bad and it's not hard finding a dude who likes small.
Though I'd pick women just because it'd be a fun change.
FIRST PERSON TO REPLY NAMES MY BASE AND CHOOSES IT'S LOCATION
Base Zimbabwe, reporting in.
First 10 people to reply name my agents.
I really wish someone would tell me a bedtime story before I nap. Might go find some recording of a kid's book to listen to.
Also I got a cool rainbow wristband today, I don't think the gay marriage vote in Australia will go through but I hope it does because that'll make my boyfriend's life easier.
You know what, I'm just going to post this.
5 more to go. Perhaps doing it in such a slow thread was a mistake?
I've already done 2, so it feels greedy to do any more, but if you don't get enough suggestions maybe just fill in the rest with random selections / your favourites from >>11600670
I'm partial to dixbfloppin, myself.
I live with my dad right now. i used to go back and forth in between with my mom and dad with my brother while they were divorced, but now i am just living with my dad. I want to move out soon but my dad might be purchasing a large mansion so if that happens i will probably live there instead,
We're in business, boys.
It's worth noting this is actually a mod, not just vanilla XCOM. Basically we're an X-Files type group that's investigating stuff before the alien invasion.
I'm researching logistics right now because the Van is almost necessary, but I'll let you guys choose what to research next.
We got a call in southern Africa about suspicious persons but we have to wait until the eggheads are done researching to respond.
What should I research next? The thread's pretty slow so I'll take majority of five.
have you tried going outside with a sign that says free hugs?
Just shower first and wear clean, hip & chill clothes :) (hoodie and jeans will do) makes you more approachable then the usual possum hobo-style.
that's not comparable really, the real comparison would be a tiny dick or a giant loose vagina.
The male comparison to a girl with flat chest; severe balding.
Alright fuck it, majority of three. I forgot how slow this thread is.
Anyways, time to get our party van and head to Bumfuck Nowhere, Africa. We got a cult to catch, or gun down without asking questions.
Literally first turn and we've already got an enemy in our sights.
Thankfully, all these guys have are machetes. Nader the Anal Invader blasted one with his Glawk 40.
Well, that was easy. I think Kim Jong Illest blasted the last dude with a shotgun after he ran around in circles. Melee AI is not the best in XCOM.
I enjoyed my time with Enemy Unknown, unfortunately haven't played 2. It was pretty good, especially with the expansion, but the original will always be better in my eyes because of the semi-random maps and fully destructable buildings.
Anyways, I just remembered we could rename craft, any recommendations?
Our second van arrived, any suggestions on the name for this one?
Can't wait to shoot up what appears to be ancient Persian ruins. No sign of the unidentified lifeform yet.
yup that was definitely the gayest way to say you're gay, confirmed. sorry if that was harsh, but it was pretty gay, I'm sure you're a cool guy irl and i wish you a happy future together :)
The snibeti snabs are killing civilians offscreen!
Nader shot this alien scorpion with 9mm three times and it hasn't done shit
For some reason some dumbass was wandering around in the desert and got killed so I got a bad mission score.
Getting more weaponry when you're lowkey saving the world is hard.
>Fly across the world to do potshots at scorpions in the desert while one guy gets poked
Earth's greatest defense!
Magnums so they aren't stuck using peashooters when actual threats show up
>They're both different
I'm gonna wait two minutes and then flip a coin if nobody responds in time.
Buddy, we don't even have a plane yet. We drove a van from Zimbabwe to Saudi Arabia.
Looks like it's time to blast dirty xenos with .44. Now we wait for a call close enough for the Mystery Machine to get to.
Hey possums, I got mugged a couple months ago and today I just found a letter from the state's attorney in a pile of old bills. The letter says that I was supposed to be in court a couple days ago to provide witness or else their going to issue a warrant for my arrest. What level of fucked am I? What are the chances that they find me in contempt of court? What should I do?
>The letter says that I was supposed to be in court a couple days ago to provide witness or else their going to issue a warrant for my arrest.
Holy fuck you are fucked probably. My sympathies.
>land of the free
I don't know much about law, but I think you're classified as a material witness, since, well, you were the one who got mugged. So your testimony is pivotal in the case or whatever. The arresting is probably more of a last resort they do for criminal cases where they can't get your deposition. You probably delayed the proceedings, but as long as you contact them so they don't think you ran off, you should be okay just showing up on the next day of trial.
I'd probably make up some excuse, like food poisoning or something. Something where you don't have medical documentation, but there's no way to function. Better than just "Oh, I forgot."
They should have called you, though.
I also researched the Megascorpion corpse at that other guy's request, thread is too slow right now to reliably get answers. We've also got some Uzis now.
After driving across the Indian Ocean in a van, we've arrived at another occurrence of strange alien lifeforms. I wonder if this one will be as heart-racingly exciting as the last?
Here we are, in India, land of the Ganges! There's nothing but a bunch of vegetation around us so far.
X-Com Files is nothing but original. Now we have giant spiders! What will those crazy guys in the mod team come up with next?
Kim Jong Illest wasted like 9 rounds spraying at it from 20 yards, good job.
Second creepy crawly spotted. Too bad I can't hit shit at this range.
This spider is like 7 tiles away from Kim and he has a 7% chance to hit. Fucking rookies.
After wasting more than half his magazine, ol' Kim manages to take down the big-ass spider
We ran around in the brush for three turns and eventually found the last spider
Basically summarizes my feelings about this mission.
Thank you, science team! Now we can buy stuff you can get at a gun store for like $80.
I'm gonna have one last vote for what we should research and then head to bed. Majority of three.
Go to bed 10 minutes from now, talk to a doctor about my ass and how it's been bleeding for the past 2 years.
After that, ice cream cone for short term, talk with girlfriend for long term, get disappointed at there being almost no clem porn to tear it all back down.
I'm sure this'll be of no use to us until we got armor more meaningful than tuxedos, but nothing wrong with knocking it out early.
Anyways, it's bed time. I hope you guys enjoyed this. I might be able to do it again tomorrow when the thread is a little more active. What do you guys think?
I'm enjoying it, it's interesting to see the original games being played because I only ever played enemy unknown and 2
as long as everyone else is fine with it I don't see a problem in continuing
anyway, sleep well dude
That means for a period of time you didnt hate yourself. Tell me, whats it like?
It's like you're drunk, except there's no hangover in the morning.
>Was getting some serious gains but gave up
>Now I'm back to twink-mode
At least you're not akward skinnyfat mode like me.
>tfw I will never be the bara tiger
it takes years to get like that, just go the gym every other day (nearly typed jim haha) for a year and eat more healthy high calorie protein food like nuts. activate your almonds! just make it a thing you do, like coming to /trash/ you now also just go the gym, that's how to do it. I used to work out pretty often but then i was struck with a bout of severe depression and .... yeah.
Well the suspects have multiple cases behind them (career criminals) and they also mugged other people all in the same night as me so I don't think I am their lone witness. The letter says arrest or dismissal but the courts don't take skipped dates lightly. I am going to try an contact them today and hopefully they won't slap cuffs on me. wish me luck possums. I might be off to a couple weeks concrete box vacation
is anyone else still going through their "teenagehood" in their 20s or 30s because they missed out on it when they were actually teenagers?
what? your not one of those people who worry that they aren't "adulting" hard enough? As long as your doing what you enjoy then you shouldn't be worrying whether your trying to relive teenagerhood unless your being a certified creeper. Many people these days are deciding to enjoy themselves rather than feel like they have to conform to decade goals. The world is different now and nothing matters anyway. Unless your a die-hard traditionalist conservative none of this should bother you.
Well you can't get dick implants, at least not ones that make your dick function properly. So i'll stay where i'm at I guess.
Can you get an orchiopexy?