Haha I hate myself I own the same socks as Clem edition.

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>>11587643
>you dumb americans and your dumb timezones
you get 2 more guesses m8

but yeah good luck with your recovery, I've always wanted to get into dnd but I can never seem to find either the people or the time

also thanks, I really love turn based stratagy stuff so for me xcom is a game I can always come back to and fuck around in for some fun

>>11587665
I kind of see what you mean, I think
personally I much prefer fresh, hot pizza but I'm lazy and can't be bothered to heat it up while also liking cold pizza, so yeah

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>>11587692
>you get 2 more guesses m8
Australia or England. I'm aussie myself.

>I've always wanted to get into dnd but I can never seem to find either the people or the time
Yeah unless you're 12 years old hanging with the nerdy kids at school it's hard. I got lucky.

>also thanks, I really love turn based stratagy stuff
Same which makes it weird that I never got into Xcom, really though Sci-fi and Military aren't really my jam either so that might have something to do with it.

I'm gonna go to bed anyway, peace anon.

Do you live alone or with parents? If alone then what's it like?

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>>11587789
With my parents, my brother, my sister and my 2 dogs. I'm hoping to move out with my boyfriend soon though.

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>>11587789
Both, i live in unitown during the week and wirh parents on most weekends. Living alone is more peacful, but also more lonely and you gotta do all the chores and cooking alone.

>>11587789
I'm currently living with my mom, grandma, younger brother, his pet bunny and my dog.

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>>11587668

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>>11587764
>England
ye

>Yeah unless you're 12 years old hanging with the nerdy kids at school it's hard. I got lucky.
I'd bug some of my friends who I know would probably be into it but they're all mostly active during the week while I'm sleeping so that's not really an option

>Same which makes it weird that I never got into Xcom, really though Sci-fi and Military aren't really my jam either so that might have something to do with it.
maybe, oh well

anyway sleep well dude, hope your flu fucks off because I know how not fun that is

>>11587789
I live with my dad, hoping to move out when I get enough money together

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>>11587789
I live with my brother. It's not too bad.

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>>11587789
at home, at this rate I'll never leave.

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>>11587840
Possum Safety Announcement; This is your friendly reminder not to reply to bun, or download anything from him.

>>11587652
post possum feet haha
put on the socks and post

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>>11587789
I live in a small row home with 2 other roomates. I had to move away from my parents because they were fucking up my mental health pretty badly. Living away helped me mentally but having to pay rent and bills when you don't have a lot of money is stressful as fuck. Paying a shithead landlord to live in a shit house while making peanuts doesn't help my depression so I have questioned moving back.

>>11587789
I live with my parents. My younger brother recently moved back in with us after he ran out of money / had some sort of spat with his room-mates.

It's not too bad; my dad charges me a token rent, and I cook sometimes & help out with the housework. Desserts are my speciality; my lemon-meringue pie has been much complimented often.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuO3wwLuF0w
Music bump

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Alright, /poss/, what are you going to do today to make your life slightly better than yesterday?

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>>11589777
1.not reply to bun
2.already did some long overdue work, by work i mean srs work which involved dirt, being underground and drilling.

>>11589855
Why do you dislike the bun poster that much, granted they're attention whoring but still

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>>11588197
that shitty level of freedom is better than moving back to shitty family, trust me, i made that mistake.

>>11589855
Man, I so want to get into blacksmithing, but anvils cost way too much. I have everything besides something to beat metal on.

Also, good job with all the work.

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>>11589777
Waiting for uni to begin.
Right now listening to music and crying like a little bitch.

>>11589880
that's enough to dislike bun on it's own, did you see the shit he pulled in the previous thread? someone blocked him (somehow? magic i presume?) so he deliberately circumvented the block it to annoy them. But bun came here under shitty pretenses initially to try and get us to download not_a_virus.exe
He will shill that shit again once he gains your trust then you're fucked. He is not your friend. He is a manipulative sadist.
I'm not here to discuss bun so that's the last I'll be saying about that... oh also he sleeps with a snake, what kind of fucking cringey edgelord sleeps with a snake!? nothing makes me gringe, not even bronies ... but that did, and I guarantee you, he fucks his snake.

>>11587789
In an apartment with roommates. My parents pay rent though haha. I feel like shit for being dependent on them.

>>11590020
What's got you crying anon
>>11589907
Just save back a few bucks every week dude and you'll have it in no time!
>>11590177
An open source greasemonkey script is hardly lost_boy.exe but I get you man.
>>11587789
I live with parents since I'm a broken individual who cannot drive without having a panic attack.

>>11589777
Nothing. Sundays are made for the Church of the American Flag AKA football.

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>>11589907
>Man, I so want to get into blacksmithing, but anvils cost way too much. I have everything besides something to beat metal on.
I acctually use an old cobbler's anvil which i got for free. You can use any chunk of hard metal you know? old weighing scale weights, chunks of train track. I often have to resort to using a brick, any old trash will do.

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anyways, lets chill a bit possums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aq9YGCsdSE
also cool: >>11589739
thanks possum

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>>11589777
Pulling an all-nighter to finish studying and perparing sheets for my chemistry exam. At least i still have a few beers to get me through it.

>>11590245
>What's got you crying anon
Moving out. I've never done anything like this before and it's scary. I know I got to give this a chance and eventually move out for good, but this is just daunting to me.

>>11590754
Stay strong dude it'll be alright and I'm sure you'll come to enjoy it especially with the freedom it gives.

>>11587652
So, did Vice ended her contract, or what?

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>>11589777
Get drunk and watch the S3 finale of Wakfu with a friend.

Then probably play BlazBblue or some shit.

>>11590800
Thank you for your words. I'll try to make the best of this opportunity.

>>11587818
Post bun

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>>11590754
>Moving out. I've never done anything like this before and it's scary.
Don't worry about it my bro, I've moved house about 5 times in the last 3 years, you just put all your stuff in boxes, put them in a van or friend's vehicle, then drive to your new place, put your boxes and stuff in the new place, then take all your things out of the boxes and put them wherever you want them.
A few things I suggest you get on top of right away:
1 - bed
2 - a towel
3 - a change of clothes
4 - toilet paper
Then scout out the nearest fast food places because fuck cooking when you're moving.

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aw man thread's all comfy again :) time to break out the booze! who else is boozing it up tonight?
music for your boozing:
https://4lung.bandcamp.com/album/sounds-from-the-cloud-vol-v

>>11587789
I live with my parents

I don't mean to rag on particular cultural/ideological identities, but they're very conservative and "godly" and I'm... well... trash

we don't interact all that often, I think they had very specific and idealized expectations of me and I turned into just about the opposite of them despite the massive rock I've lived under because of them. They were hell-bent on trying to turn me into miniature versions of themselves, but now that I'm an "adult" and their efforts have been futile, they've given up and now just want me out

I might be moving out relatively soon, but it's not a complete guarantee

>>11590990
>moved twice
>somehow ended up with a fridge, a washing machine, and an oven
I think I'm gonna have to sell these the next time I move, I'm not gonna ask my dad to help me move that shit again, it's too much.

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>>11591228
so.... how do you feel about "disappointing" them? I'd say being trash is better than being a fanatic, so you've done me proud, my possum.

>>11591109
Right here. Booze and football all day long.

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>>11591286
>fridge, a washing machine, and an oven
sell any of those for less than 50 where i live and people will bite your hands off to get them, selling them online, collection only, is a good idea.

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>>11591288
not a football fan but i understand the attraction, i prefer tetris world championships... say what you will :P what you throwin down your gullet tonight?

>>11591425
Still have about a dozen cans of Pabst. Trying to finish that off.

>>11591287
this might be callous but I honestly don't give a shit. I'm not gonna live my life to please them, and they should've known deep down that they never had the final say

>>11590269
Railroad metal is what I'll probably end up doing. I watched a video of some guy doing that a while back. I just gotta go steal some at some point.

>>11591109
I boozed last night. I don't think my body will want to tonight. Still got a headache.

>>11591560
Don't worry about being callous. You should be your own person.

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>>11591560
FUCK YEAH POSSUM! that's like a 3 on a scale of Callous out of 10. I'd buy you a fuckin beer if you were here.

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>>11591446
are you the possum with storm beer from the other bread?

>>11591674
>I boozed last night. I don't think my body will want to tonight. Still got a headache.
that's responsible and good :) I have had maybe two or three days sober i think so FUCK IT BOOZE TIME FUCK YEAH!!!

>>11591766
The very same. I know I may seem like an amateur but I don't drink every single day.

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>>11591839
don't worry about it my possum, i don't judge, I'm drinking homeless people cider.

>>11591703
god i could use a beer
>>11591674
it's very liberating to no longer care what your parents think, I recommend it for all

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Morning everyone, as tired as am there is something liberating about waking up at 4am in the morning.

>>11592116
4am on a Sunday or Monday?

>>11592153
Monday, I'm in australia.

>>11592116
everyone else is asleep and the foggy twilit world is yours for a moment

too bad it's 3pm where I live

>>11590269
If you're a cartoon character than anvils tend to fall on you a lot. I guess you could probably keep them then.

Have you tried being a cartoon character?

>>11592242
Oops, meant to reply to >>11589907
not >>11590269
Sorry!

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>>11592116
>>11592231
early morning is such a magical time :) i remember coming home from this rave at like 6:45am, no one was around, and it was all calm and grey.

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>>11592257
aw man, my (You)'s :( snatched away like a fiver in the wind.

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>>11592035
>god i could use a beer
where are you? maybe i can make it a reality?

>>11592378
rhode island currently

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>>11592116
>>11592231
>>11592296
>Those early Winter mornings when the sun is rising, everyone's asleep and frost covers everything
Beautiful.

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>>11592392
UK sorry :(
can't you go out and get some?

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>>11592393
pic: this thread. fuckin chill as.
love those winter mornings too, I'm so ready for winter now. When i was a kid i used to love looking at the "frost trees" close up.

>>11592441
fuck dude if I didn't have work tomorrow I'd come and hang out with you
I don't think I'm particularly interesting but I'm probably better than nothing

>>11592441
I think I heard about some silly law in the US that packies can't be open on sunday but it looks like the local one is so...

ima go see if I can get some beeuh

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>>11592475
you're uninteresting, I'm socially awkward, we'd have a blast!

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>>11592549
>beeuh
that gave me a fuckin lol haha

>>11592549
It's only very specific locations in the US that shuts things down or prevents the sale of alcohol on Sunday, usually down in the really conservative bible belt where religion meets government pretty hard considering the whole separation of church and state thing.

I'm in a conservative northwestern state and you can do whatever on Sunday, but you can't buy beer anywhere after 2AM and you can only buy hard alcohol through state run liquor stores.

I'm gonna make a pizza possums.

>>11592751
Post pics when it's finished

>>11592568
well if you'd be up for just hanging out I've got a week booked off on the first week of october
don't really know what we'd do because all I really do is sit in my room and play vidya, but yeah

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>>11592656
>state run liquor stores.
what the fuck? are you commies now!? that's messed up. there's an offy down the road from me open till 4am. sells everything.

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>>11592751
pics or it didn't happen.
>[excitement intensifies]

>>11592881
I never understood it either but I can only assume it's because the absolute poverty state needs the maximum dollars it can possibly generate for itself to stay afloat.

It's otherwise one of the states with the most personal freedom to do literally whatever because nobody cares when you don't have neighbors or your neighbors are equally trash as you are.

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>>11592818
I'd totally be down for it! but ... even in the uk there's a chance we might live like 200 miles apart. I hate to ask on 4chan, an nonymous messageboard full of trolls and doxers, but where are you located? even vaguely?

>>11592797
>>11592903
Good things come to those who wait, possums.

>>11592966
ye I know what you mean
pretty sure I remember one of the uk possums being from scotland last time people asked where everyone was from so hopefully that's not you because fuck
I'm pretty close to london, about an hour or so away by train if that helps

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>>11589777
I really should try to clean my room. I just don't know what to do with everything. The rest of the house needs it too, but I'm trying to focus on one area at a time so I don't get overwhelmed and give up.

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>>11592966
200 miles is a comfy day trip somewhere.

I have to do that just to get to the nearest actual city with 450k people. The nearest global tier city of Seattle is a 600 mile round trip and it isn't a comfy one to do in a single day.

>>11593000
aw smeg your trips don't help, I'm in the north of england. fuckin' wildin' 'ere.
but I'm acctually going to be in london on 20th to 22nd

>>11593079
small steps is the key my possum.

>>11593096
welp
sadly there's no chance of me getting any time off work this month, maybe some other time man
I still have 2 more weeks of holiday time yet to be booked off so just fuckin say something if you're ever coming down here anytime soon and I'll see what I can do

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w-would you eat my pizza /haha/

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>>11593484
>mushrooms
YES.

>>11593484
I am intrigued by your 'za

>>11593324
I'll remember it

>>11593484
>mushrooms
absolutely not

>>11593484
Looks bretty good

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>>11593484
wait are those bell peppers aswell? that's some michelin star shit right there. and your crust looks thicc and lovely, god now i'm hungry.

>>11593484
>Mushrooms
No, please dispose of it in a proper waste container.

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>>11593484
I'd eat any pizza if I were drunk and/or stoned enough but that looks like one worth having sober.

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aw guys i can't believe you don't like mushrooms, they are the essence of trash.

>>11593484
Well I just inhaled half of that shit and now I hate myself haha.
>>11593518
>>11593524
>>11593566
>>11593582
>>11593639
cool possums
>>11593552
>>11593593
uncool possums

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>>11593552
>I'll remember it
hope so

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>>11593708
>Well I just inhaled half of that shit and now I hate myself haha.
don't worry possum, pizza is very easy to inhale, i ate my weird lactose free gluten free one from the other bread too quickly aswell, my friend says; you can't be unhappy if you just eaten pizza, you have eaten the best food in the world!!

got the beeuh

>>11593899
Nice

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>>11593899
FUCK. YUS.

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>>11593656
I know but like, ehh
I dunno man I just don't like them

>>11593708
hey, don't be like that
the other guy is probably cool

>>11593775
promise
I can't forget if I have a screenshot of it buried away in my possum folder
seriously though I won't forget, don't worry m8

>>11593484
Looks good. I'd eat it.

>>11593656
I think mushrooms are great. Some people just don't like them though, kind of like that one other ingredient that always gets brought up.

My life is so empty fuck

>>11593938
I'm sorry I called those guys uncool. In my defence I was under the influence of really delicious pizza

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>>11593938
i deleted it for secrecy :P oh well now I'm easy to impersonate, just fyi the scouse bit should give you a major hint.

>>11593988
>I'm sorry I called those guys uncool
Too late, gonna kill myself now cause I'm uncool. Nothing will stop me.

>>11594025
Wait, you have to buy an engraved gravestone first so people will know you died uncool

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>>11593982
don;t worry my possum bro, you have booze and pizza and this thread, and a computer apparently.

>>11594025
If you die now you'll go to hell and they only serve pizza with mushrooms there ;_;

>>11594064
I'm doing ok. I spend most of my time lurking /biz/ and trying to fill the void in my life with excess spending on shit I don't need off Amazon.

>>11593982
Take a shower and get cozy, usually helps me a little.

>>11593988
it's cool m8 I'm not pissed off or anything, I was making a joke out of it since I was one of the ones you quoted

>>11594011
pffff, we can come up with some kind of code phrase to let the other possum know who we are
also it should probably give me a major hint but I'm not smart

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>>11594076
if you can afford it, go for it! my void has some cool unnecessary stuff in it.

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>>11593816
>you can't be unhappy if you just eaten pizza
I have been many times, but I'm probably the only one. Completely fucks up my diet and makes me want to eat until I can't stand up anymore.

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>>11594327
you can have a good salad day tomorrow. don't wreck yourself because of one pizza :P we are all allowed a little indulgence from time to time, one pizza now and again won't hurt.

>>11594167
It's not helping tho :(

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pizza pic dump incoming

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alright possums A S W Possum signing off, good night everyone, i wish you all chill times and good mornings

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>>11594474
Cya have a good one.

>>11594327
Pizza is delicious but a complete diet ruiner as you said but so long as its a treat i wouldn't worry about it

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>>11594391
I know that, but it usually doesn't stop at just some pizza. A couple days ago I ate an entire cake. I wish I could say it was the first time, but it's happened many times before. I thought I had my shit under control, but I've still got a lot of work to do to get back to where I was.

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Alright I'm done now.

We /ck/ now?

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>>11594567
such good pizza ... envy

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>>11594474
>see asw
>first thing that pops into my mind is anti-submarine warfare
>I'm now imagining using possums as torpedoes
if I could draw decently I'd do this myself
anyway goodnight man, sleep well

>>11594567
hope you enjoyed cooking and eating it man, if I didn't dislike mushrooms so much I'd eat that and probably enjoy it

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>feel good about my pizza
>I'm crushed under the proverbial boot of this culinary genius with a spotless kitchen

>>11594567
im pretty hungry now

>>11594567
Looks great.

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>>11594607
Glad you like it

>>11594681
Since I usually use canned mushrooms it usually just ends up being for the texture they add rather than flavor. Unless you don't like either.

>>11594725
Thanks

>>11593484
Only if you offered me some.

I'm not going to swipe it off your plate; that is not acceptable behaviour.

It does look delicious, though.

I do not want to be a male
i do not want to exist

>>11594567
When my dad retired he got into cooking; once he made us home-made pizzas with a variety of different kinds of bases, including one with a potato-based dough.

It was very nice, but he never did it again; he said it was to much of a fiddle.

>>11594833
Are you a male?

>>11594833
men and existing are cool tho

>>11594864
Existing is pretty overrated

>>11594904
being male too

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>>11594904
for you

>>11594904
Oh, I dunno; I've never really heard any good, first-hand, testimonials about the alterative.

>>11594864
it is not for me

>>11594833
>current year
>not being a conscious void with internet acess
Its like you are not even trying

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>>11594861

>>11595104
I... I don't know what that response signifies.

I just asked 'cause if you're not, then that's half your problems solved right there!

>>11594833
Kinda the same boat, those with the continuation of trans stuff maybe we'll soon have gender surgery that actually works well.

>>11595239
we're going to die men or hons
life is cruel

>>11594567
Looks great dude, nice job.

>>11594951
did you get kickked in the b a l ls
cuz i agree is kinda super bad

Party trash possum here. Vomited all over myself then had to mop it up in my underwear.

>>11595665
You drank too much you fuggin dumdum

Today I
>Did dishes
>Did laundry
>Vacuumed
>Showered
>Dusted
>Took out the trash
>Exercised (a little)
>Finished setting up the base architecture for my react native app

Today was...actually...good? Bleh, why do I feel like sleeping forever right now then?

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>>11595665
Nice. How was the hangover?

Just finished watching the lolphins-chokers game and holy fucking KEK I've never seen such stupidity on a football field. It was the best laugh I've had in weeks

i tried to respond to every post in this thread with 'sup possums'
but it told me that my post had too many lines

>>11595722
I haven't done one of those things and instead have worked and talked lewd at a dude.

>>11596476
lewd the dude
get the nude

>>11596476
>>11596512
It rhymes so you have to do it

>>11595933
I slept for like 14 hours so it's not really bad at all. I'm more embarrassed than anything else.

>>11595715
Trust me I know

>>11595722
Well done, anon! Nothing wrong in feeling good about the little things!

Okay I've seen these things for at least several months if not at least a year but what the FUCK is the point of these threads?

>>11596698
Used to be about a webcomic called Habits, but it hasn't updated in forever, so the threads became a place for people to chill and vent.

>>11596698
It's not like there has to be point.

>>11594861
There are no males on the internet, silly girl.

>>11597667
Damn.
I hope I'm not a girl; I'm ugly enough for a man.

Hey, quick question possums:

Would you rather be a man with a tiny penis or a flat-chested woman?

I'd pick woman every time, personally.

>>11598131
I'd take the flat chest over a small dick any day.

>>11598131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzqJzvfi6H0

>>11598131
>Man
>Small dick
>None of the above
Pick one

>>11598131
Well I currently am a man with a small (not tiny) dick, it's not that bad and it's not hard finding a dude who likes small.

Though I'd pick women just because it'd be a fun change.

>tfw wish someone would cut the sex part of my brain and render me permanently asexual/aromantic so I never feel lonely again
haha

>>11598908
Chemical/surgical castration.

>>11598131
Both sounds great to me.

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>>11594567
*sniffs*

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FIRST PERSON TO REPLY NAMES MY BASE AND CHOOSES IT'S LOCATION

>>11599698
Put it in africa and name it "Zimbabwe"

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>>11599792
Base Zimbabwe, reporting in.

First 10 people to reply name my agents.

>>11599834
Cause no one else replied I'm doing 2.

Xx_Assassinofdeath_xX and Kikki

>>11599834
Clem

I really wish someone would tell me a bedtime story before I nap. Might go find some recording of a kid's book to listen to.

Also I got a cool rainbow wristband today, I don't think the gay marriage vote in Australia will go through but I hope it does because that'll make my boyfriend's life easier.

>>11599834
Kim jong illest.

>>11600074
>>11600074
If he gets to do 2, then I get to do 2, too!

Ralph Nader the Anal Invader

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>>11600613
>>11600637
You know what, I'm just going to post this.

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>>11600074
>>11600476
>>11600613
>>11600637
5 more to go. Perhaps doing it in such a slow thread was a mistake?

>>11600700
I've already done 2, so it feels greedy to do any more, but if you don't get enough suggestions maybe just fill in the rest with random selections / your favourites from >>11600670

I'm partial to dixbfloppin, myself.

>>11600700
I'll name a second character too: Douglas.

I just wish someone would hug me.

>>11587789
I live with my dad right now. i used to go back and forth in between with my mom and dad with my brother while they were divorced, but now i am just living with my dad. I want to move out soon but my dad might be purchasing a large mansion so if that happens i will probably live there instead,

>>11600700
Name one Marth.

please god post your feet people i am lonely as all fuck and i want to jack off
wearing socks would be nice
dirty or clean

>>11600965
uuuuuh, you tried googling "feet in socks"?

>>11600984
it's not the same because it doesn't feel like i have a connection with them

>>11600992
Yeah, good luck with that dude. Maybe try asking /b/?

>>11600762
>>11600953
Three more, fellas

>>11601074
For my second one, name them Possum.

>>11601074
Jake the Snake.

>>11601074
Tony Hawk

>>11598131
flat girl every time

>>11601074
Mister Anderson

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We're in business, boys.

It's worth noting this is actually a mod, not just vanilla XCOM. Basically we're an X-Files type group that's investigating stuff before the alien invasion.

I'm researching logistics right now because the Van is almost necessary, but I'll let you guys choose what to research next.

We got a call in southern Africa about suspicious persons but we have to wait until the eggheads are done researching to respond.

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And we're done! Time to buy that party van.

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What should I research next? The thread's pretty slow so I'll take majority of five.

>>11601283
Weapons.

>>11601315
This

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>>11600931
have you tried going outside with a sign that says free hugs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4
Just shower first and wear clean, hip & chill clothes :) (hoodie and jeans will do) makes you more approachable then the usual possum hobo-style.

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>>11598131
that's not comparable really, the real comparison would be a tiny dick or a giant loose vagina.

The male comparison to a girl with flat chest; severe balding.

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>>11601315
>>11601347
Alright fuck it, majority of three. I forgot how slow this thread is.

Anyways, time to get our party van and head to Bumfuck Nowhere, Africa. We got a cult to catch, or gun down without asking questions.

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Literally first turn and we've already got an enemy in our sights.

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Nobody hit anybody. Great work, rookies.

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Thankfully, all these guys have are machetes. Nader the Anal Invader blasted one with his Glawk 40.

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Well, that was easy. I think Kim Jong Illest blasted the last dude with a shotgun after he ran around in circles. Melee AI is not the best in XCOM.

>>11601632
>Seeing my fursona's name on a secret agent
This is already a good feeling, kill those filthy xeno's anon.

What do you think of the newer Xcom games?

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>>11601703
I enjoyed my time with Enemy Unknown, unfortunately haven't played 2. It was pretty good, especially with the expansion, but the original will always be better in my eyes because of the semi-random maps and fully destructable buildings.

Anyways, I just remembered we could rename craft, any recommendations?

>>11601797
Mystery Machine, of course.

I was asking because my brother has Xcom 2 on PS4 so I might borrow it and have a go. See if it's any good.

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Our second van arrived, any suggestions on the name for this one?

>>11601886
4chan Party Van

>>11587797
R u gaynon or femanon?

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Let's figure out what the strange lifeform is

>>11601978
Well my boyfriend is gay, so have a guess :3

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Can't wait to shoot up what appears to be ancient Persian ruins. No sign of the unidentified lifeform yet.

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ALIEN SPOTTED

It's a snibeti snab :DDDD

>>11601998
yup that was definitely the gayest way to say you're gay, confirmed. sorry if that was harsh, but it was pretty gay, I'm sure you're a cool guy irl and i wish you a happy future together :)

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OH SHIT

ANOTHER SNIBETI SNAB

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The snibeti snabs are killing civilians offscreen!

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Nader shot this alien scorpion with 9mm three times and it hasn't done shit

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2 SNIBETI SNABS DOWN

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For some reason some dumbass was wandering around in the desert and got killed so I got a bad mission score.

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Getting more weaponry when you're lowkey saving the world is hard.

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Alright boys, majority of three.

>>11602228
Megascorpion Corpse

>>11602188
>Fly across the world to do potshots at scorpions in the desert while one guy gets poked
Earth's greatest defense!

>>11602228
Magnums so they aren't stuck using peashooters when actual threats show up

>2 answers
>They're both different
I'm gonna wait two minutes and then flip a coin if nobody responds in time.

>>11602335
>Fly
Buddy, we don't even have a plane yet. We drove a van from Zimbabwe to Saudi Arabia.

>>11602402
acquire magnums

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Looks like it's time to blast dirty xenos with .44. Now we wait for a call close enough for the Mystery Machine to get to.

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Hey possums, I got mugged a couple months ago and today I just found a letter from the state's attorney in a pile of old bills. The letter says that I was supposed to be in court a couple days ago to provide witness or else their going to issue a warrant for my arrest. What level of fucked am I? What are the chances that they find me in contempt of court? What should I do?

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Well shit, that was fast.

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Majority of three again.

>>11602464
Uzi

>>11602454
>The letter says that I was supposed to be in court a couple days ago to provide witness or else their going to issue a warrant for my arrest.
Holy fuck you are fucked probably. My sympathies.
>land of the free

>>11602454
I think you would have gotten a visit or at least a call by now. Does it say they WILL issue a warrant, or MAY issue a warrant?

>>11602454
I don't know much about law, but I think you're classified as a material witness, since, well, you were the one who got mugged. So your testimony is pivotal in the case or whatever. The arresting is probably more of a last resort they do for criminal cases where they can't get your deposition. You probably delayed the proceedings, but as long as you contact them so they don't think you ran off, you should be okay just showing up on the next day of trial.

I'd probably make up some excuse, like food poisoning or something. Something where you don't have medical documentation, but there's no way to function. Better than just "Oh, I forgot."

They should have called you, though.

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>>11602564
I guess majority of one works too

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I also researched the Megascorpion corpse at that other guy's request, thread is too slow right now to reliably get answers. We've also got some Uzis now.

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After driving across the Indian Ocean in a van, we've arrived at another occurrence of strange alien lifeforms. I wonder if this one will be as heart-racingly exciting as the last?

>>11602773
>The megascorpion is like a scorpion, but bigger!
Glad we have our TOP MEN on this.

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Here we are, in India, land of the Ganges! There's nothing but a bunch of vegetation around us so far.

>>11602992
lmao

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X-Com Files is nothing but original. Now we have giant spiders! What will those crazy guys in the mod team come up with next?

Kim Jong Illest wasted like 9 rounds spraying at it from 20 yards, good job.

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Second creepy crawly spotted. Too bad I can't hit shit at this range.

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This spider is like 7 tiles away from Kim and he has a 7% chance to hit. Fucking rookies.

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After wasting more than half his magazine, ol' Kim manages to take down the big-ass spider

CAPTCHA: champmoron

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We ran around in the brush for three turns and eventually found the last spider

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>Rating: Insignificant
Basically summarizes my feelings about this mission.

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Thank you, science team! Now we can buy stuff you can get at a gun store for like $80.

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I'm gonna have one last vote for what we should research and then head to bed. Majority of three.

>>11598131
I'm already a guy with a tiny penis
haha kill me

>>11603200
Medicine

>>11587972
Yeah, bun's a hoe. Hope he gets a rash and dies from it.

>>11589777
Go to bed 10 minutes from now, talk to a doctor about my ass and how it's been bleeding for the past 2 years.

After that, ice cream cone for short term, talk with girlfriend for long term, get disappointed at there being almost no clem porn to tear it all back down.

>>11603266

seconding medicine

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>>11603266
>>11603295
I'm sure this'll be of no use to us until we got armor more meaningful than tuxedos, but nothing wrong with knocking it out early.

Anyways, it's bed time. I hope you guys enjoyed this. I might be able to do it again tomorrow when the thread is a little more active. What do you guys think?

>>11590754
Moving in a few months too, hope you find somewhere secure that meets your needs.

>>11603324
Sounds fun, but it might be better to make it into its own thread. Although, if nobody else has a problem with it, I don't either.

>>11603324
I'm enjoying it, it's interesting to see the original games being played because I only ever played enemy unknown and 2
as long as everyone else is fine with it I don't see a problem in continuing
anyway, sleep well dude

>>11603324
Maybe consider doing it on /quest/

>>11603662
/quest/ probably gets less unique users than this thread.

>>11602053
Don't worry about it, I enjoy being a fag.

Hope you have a nice gay life as well. ^3^

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I hate myself again
haha

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>>11604190
We're all gonna make it, brah.

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>>11604190
That means for a period of time you didnt hate yourself. Tell me, whats it like?

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>>11604249
It's like you're drunk, except there's no hangover in the morning.
>>11604217
I wish
>Was getting some serious gains but gave up
>Now I'm back to twink-mode

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>>11604410
At least you're not akward skinnyfat mode like me.
>tfw I will never be the bara tiger

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>>11604429
it takes years to get like that, just go the gym every other day (nearly typed jim haha) for a year and eat more healthy high calorie protein food like nuts. activate your almonds! just make it a thing you do, like coming to /trash/ you now also just go the gym, that's how to do it. I used to work out pretty often but then i was struck with a bout of severe depression and .... yeah.

>>11604874
oh ment to say, I'm too shy for the gym so i worked out at home.

have yourself a

merry little christmas

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>>11605979
NO YOU

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>>11602598
>>11602657
>>11602670
Well the suspects have multiple cases behind them (career criminals) and they also mugged other people all in the same night as me so I don't think I am their lone witness. The letter says arrest or dismissal but the courts don't take skipped dates lightly. I am going to try an contact them today and hopefully they won't slap cuffs on me. wish me luck possums. I might be off to a couple weeks concrete box vacation

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>>11605979
Have a good harvest

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is anyone else still going through their "teenagehood" in their 20s or 30s because they missed out on it when they were actually teenagers?

>>11598908
Take ssri's, t-blockers, or lock your dick in a cage and it'll eventually stop doing the thing.

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>>11598131
How small are we talking?

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>>11607519
>teenagehood
what? your not one of those people who worry that they aren't "adulting" hard enough? As long as your doing what you enjoy then you shouldn't be worrying whether your trying to relive teenagerhood unless your being a certified creeper. Many people these days are deciding to enjoy themselves rather than feel like they have to conform to decade goals. The world is different now and nothing matters anyway. Unless your a die-hard traditionalist conservative none of this should bother you.

>>11602992
>This product was brought to you by the makers of Bigger Plastic Crocodiles.
>They're plastic, and like crocodiles; only bigger!

Who else remembers Mega Race?

>>11603249
How about a tiny penis *and* an undescended testicle?

I will never know the toutch of a woman.

>>11603324
I enjoyed it very much! More please!

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>>11598131
Well you can't get dick implants, at least not ones that make your dick function properly. So i'll stay where i'm at I guess.
>>11607967
Can you get an orchiopexy?