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HG / Hunger Games Thread
https://youtu.be/_K1xo1iBBoo
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{First for ghost people... ghost people everywhere}
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>>11584760
A curse? I agree, a curse is a terrible thing to inflict upon another.
>Rubick says, despite having cursed many people throughout his lifetime. Some curses similar to Kaiman's, even.
Would that I have the time I may be able to aid you in restoring your true form, but...I do not have the time. I imagine the lizard form isn't all that bad though, is it?
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(I have a sneaking suspicion I know who's making these threads...)
>>11584784
"That's... probably smart. I'd use blizzard magic, but I'd like to at least try and taste it."
>He guzzles a bottle, setting it next to him as he takes another slice.
"...how is my mouth not burnt to a crisp, now that I think about it?"
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>>11584836
Oh?
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All the midfags are dead
Push me to the edge
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>>11584854
Oh. It appears as if you're in distress!
>The Magus rushes over to the box and closes it.
Out of sight, out of mind.
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>>11584836
Well... Probably because it wouldn't be fun if it *actually* burned people!
You think waay too much Roxas!
>She grabs another slice and bites it... However she didn't except it to be THAT spicy this time and immediatly rushes for a bottle.
>She drinks... Drinks and drinks... until the unavoidable happens.
Why is it shaking all around now? Oh... Night night R-Roxa-
>She falls down on the floor. Sneezing...
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>>11584866
Cmon we still got a few lurking about
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>>11584833
Err..
*Kaiman chuckles for a bit*
I may not be good looking, but this lizard head for some reason grants me immunity to all magic and my head can grow back. Hell I've been decapitated a load of times but my head grows back the next day. So it's both a good and bad thing...

>>11584854
{N-Nani!}
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>>11584880
"I literally spat fire, though..."
>He looks at the drunk furry girl, blinking.
"...She's surprisingly susceptible to poison."
>He sets his own bottle down, pushing the box aside and picking her up with little effort.
"Where was her room again..."
>He slowly walks through the halls, carrying her bridal style until he finds the right bedroom, and sets her down in it.
"Night, Fyxe."
>He leaves without another word, going back to put the pizza in a fridge and clean up the mess.
>If only because the organization beat cleanliness into him
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>Jesus this thing takes long to finish.
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>>11584913
>Huh, literally just came back and see this.
...Didn't think I would punch through the odds. Even surprising myself really.
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>>11584888
You've been decapitated "a load of times?" I take it that you've become more reckless in your lizard form, then. Certainly something you wouldn't be able to experience as a human, that's for sure.
>It almost seems like the Magus is advocating for Kamian to reject his humanity and stay as a lizard. For what reason, who knows?
What do you miss most about your flesh? I feel it would be more restricting than the scaly form you assume now.
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>>11584913
>10-1 vote
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>>11584942
Congrats Fighter!
Fun Fact: You got voted out like right before The Merge only to come back and win it all! Sounds like one of those cheesy sports flicks....
>>11584957
I-It's not that bad!
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>the state of boxing after that canelo vs triple g fight

Ultimate thrill ride, btw.

Hop to it.
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>>11584983
Roxas
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>>11584983
Gascoigne
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>>11584983
Matt
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>>11584983
Cara Delevingne
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>>11584983
Ya boi, Guzma
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>>11584983
Inkling
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>>11584983
Shikyoh
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>>11584983
Araragi Karen
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>>11584983
Master Yi
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>>11584983
Akashi
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>>11584971
Those sort of comebacks are all too common for me, but it does put a small on my face... sometimes.

Thanks by the way.
>>11584983
Fighter
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>>11584983
Blair
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>>11584983
Star Butterfly
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>>11584983
Ekko
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>>11584983
Kirito
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>>11584983
Rubick
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>>11584955
Actually... I don't remember who I was before the lizard head curse... Just only remember waking up in that alley with my lizard head and seeing some headless shadow at the end of the alley staring at me, at least I felt as if this shadow was staring at me
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>>11584983
Me on the right.
>take a cap of me on the right and enter it as a tribute with the name above
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>>11584983
Kaiman
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>>11584983
Literally me
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>>11584983
Luppi
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>>11584983
B2 BRAWLER
I FINALLY FIXED HIS METAL ASS!
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>>11584983
Irotsuki
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>>11584983
Starfire
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>>11584983
Billy
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>>11584983
Fujiwara no Mokou
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>>11585011
No problem kid. Oh! And this is yours...
>CN picks up a silver briefcase, throwing it towards Fighter.
That's your prize money, entertaining television is always a good thing in my book. $100,000 to spend however the hell you want. Have fun!
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Is that all?
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don't mind me, just testing to see if my ISP/country has been blocked from posting in all boards or just some
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>>11584983
Me Right Now
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>>11584983
Tetra
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Cutoff.
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Yoko Littner
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>>11584983
Gabe The Glue Man Degrossi
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>>11585030
So this curse has also affected your memory, hmm? Then it may be too big of a risk to return to your human form. The person you were in the past might not be worth turning back into.
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>>11585086
>Taking the briefcase from the woman, she nods her head slightly.
Thank you very much for the prize. Hopefully, maybe... it'll put to good use.

("Considering my past with money was always so joyous... I wonder what it'll be like now.")
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>>11585101
>don't feel like roleplaying

feels
BAD
A
D
man
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Reap me up.
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>>11584983
Kaito
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>>11585124
Huh... never thought about it like that. But I'm still wanting to find out why.
Why turn me into a lizard face, and why trap that man in my mouth?
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>>11585154
GO, BRAWLER, DESTROY THEM ALL!
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>>11585154
Looks alright, so I got no objections.
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>>11585154
Yeah who!
Killing time!
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>>11585166
You've piqued my curiosity. You had a man trapped in your mouth?
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>>11585154
Ready to show why I'm the best shot in the galaxy.
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I want to stick my dick in Midna so bad it hurts wake me up cant wake up save me
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>>11585182
I think you're supposed to say it as "Yahoo"..
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Added Kaito.

Starfire's experience with the Teen Titans comes into play, it also helps that she's a super powered alien.

Why doesn't the Glue Man just glue himself back together? I mean, he is made of glue, right?

B2 Brawler saves a person. Is this a flaw in its programming or is it planning to kill them in the future?

Grimmjow--I mean, Gascoine, removes a FAKE espada.
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>>11585233
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>>11585233
Did...I just do commentary for the wrong slide?
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>>11585233
I guess I owe you one. Or not, I'll decide...
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>>11585233
>>11585240
>B2 BRAWLER SAVES A PERSON
>B2 BRAWLER ACCIDENTALLY HITS A CHILD

TOO LAZY TO HIT CAPSLOCK AGAIN TO TELL YOU YOU FUCKED UP
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>>11585189
Have... It's nothing important really. I ain't in my world so he can't be of help to me here..

>>11585207
Meh... Cut man some slack, will ya...?

>>11585233
I'm holding handa with my self.. I must be great to hand out with!
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>>11585233
If you want this to be a street fight then it's without rules.
>Yoko picks up the blood-stained baseball bat and walks away.
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>>11585233
...BRAWLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>11585233
No cut off is enough to stop.. Who am I kidding? I'm not Miku.
... One word.
Nice.
>>11585255
But how is one to better themselves if they don't know of their mistakes? I'll try not to in the future though if you'd prefer that.
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>>11585233
"...What was the point of the cage "match" if I'm the only one in it?"
>Roxas works to climb over the walls, gripping the metal cage in gloved hands isn't the easiest thing to do.
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Roxas pulls a Mike Tyson.

I just noticed Endo has a lot of events with messed up genders.

Glueman didn't die in the last slide, but he dies in this slide.
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I want to fucking die
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>>11585296
>Roxas tastes blood and skin in his mouth, and spits out the ear, grimacing.
"Never doing THAT again."
>And then the fight continues as normal
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someone explain this thread in terms a complete idiot would understand
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>>11585233
>Itching for a fight, Rubick decided to join the one currently in progress. It wasn't more of a slaughter than it was a fight though, as Cara's combat skills paled in comparison to he girl aptly named "Fighter." Seeking out the stronger foe, cackling bolts of arcane energy leaped from Rubick's fingertips and shocked Fighter.

>>11585244
Allow me to decide for you and say you don't owe me a thing. The fight was more than enough for me.

>>11585255
If you say so. I suppose there is not much else to talk about then. Let's see if we encounter each other within the arena.

>>11585296
I laugh, yet I do not understand what is so funny. Am I just following the lead of the others? Laughing because they are? Who knows.
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>>11585296
For some reason I feel like one person in this group is going to kill me.. But maybe I might actually win instead?
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>>11585322
we use a website to simulate a bunch of characters beating the shit out of each other
then we roleplay those characters, in and out of battle
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>>11585322
roleplay
events are generated in a sim that people can roleplay to
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>>11585322
Shitpost general.
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>>11585281
I don't mind it but, try not to kill my mood. All I'm asking for

>>11585296
That joke is suc-
*The freeze ray catches Kaiman off guard. He stands there forever frozen*

>>11585324
I rather not talk about it..also I'm out already, just lady luck slapping me in the face..
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>>11585324
You made it easier.
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>>11585296
The Joker really needs to see a doctor before he hurts himself.
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>>11585358
Lady Luck is a cruel mistress. She has too strong of a hold over these games. I wish the outcome was determined more by our skill than the whims of fate, but what can you do?

>>11585359
I made it possible. She was on the verge of victory, you would've surely perished without my aid.
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Some stuff happens.
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>>11585322
{Pick a character and have him/her go through different scenarios, seeing wether he/she lives to be the winner or die. You can role-play as the character you choose of you want to}
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>>11585389
Shut up already, it was all part of my strategy, o-okay?
>>11585399
I-I should go to sleep, I'm starting to imagine things
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>>11585399
"No, no, NOBODY, not Nigerian Prince, where's Nigeria anyways!?"
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>>11585412
Its 9,16 AM , cocksucker. You should have breakfast.
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>>11585399
>She rests down on a rock waiting to see if Gabe shows up, taking advantage of her position as a sniper.
I wonder if he's gonna show up.
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>>11585399
I think this is how guns work
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>>11585422
I'm out of croissants!
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>>11585389
Ah..me I'm just a knife user. Give me a knife and I can kill someone for you with ease.
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>>11585399
I have some dusty tomes that would benefit from being not so dusty. Could you attend to that?

>>11585412
Your strategy was to be willfully beaten in the hopes somebody would come to your aid? You're either incredibly lazy, incredibly idiotic or just a liar.
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>>11585432
I want to butter Cara's croissant.
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>>11585342
>>11585343
>>11585400
guess i have to lurk for a week until everything starts making sense
>>11585354
then I have found my home
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Good night, Hungry Games.
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>>11585438
Or a genius ahead on time!
>>11585442
Well, I'm having a little nap, find me some croissants and butter them please. And don't forget the coffee!
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>>11585432
Sacre blue!
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>>11585447
{Have fun lurking then}

>>11585449
See ya ghost guy.
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>>11585442
"...Thanks, stranger."
>Roxas manages to avoid Two Face, watching him from the rooftops.
"I can practically hear luxord laughing at this guy."
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>tfw you were popular as a newfag but now no one gives a shit about you
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You guys should RP more.
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>>11585449
Sleep well.

>>11585479
Just because people aren't vocal about you doesn't mean they don't care about you.
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>>11585498
but i just got killed
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>>11585498
God damn it, I guess I'm calling off for today. Thanks for the game Dashman
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Post the nufag list
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>>11585498
>Does the sickest RP you've never seen before
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stop being dead reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>11585498
God damn it Glue Man is exposing the business!
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>>11585437
I don't think your knife would be able to slash through the "Lady Luck" that we've been talking about. Her existence is a little more abstract than the targets you'd be used to cutting.

>>11585442
Enchanted mangoes, anybody? I've got more than enough to share. Its flavour is irresistibly bittersweet, and the mana that fills the fruit provides warmth.

>>11585458
If you were truly that far ahead you would've avoided being brutally beaten in the first place.

>>11585498
What a shame. I lost the points from my sole kill this game. Oh well, no use despairing over it.
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>>11585479
Sorry, Karen.
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>>11585498
"I'm just gonna stay here and practice magic."
>Roxas summons blizzard, snow dancing between his fingers as he sits in the back of the tour bus with his hood up like the edgy teenager he is.
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>>11585498
Hmph... Ambushing a sniper is more effective than I thought. If only I had other teammates to help me with the enemies.
>Yoko turns her head to look at the other two, with a frown.
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>>11585522
Merak
Gascoigne
Eric
Marisa
Froze
Ridley
Deku
Kosaku
Ahri
Star
Vibri
Roxas
Mitsuki
Johnny
Scyther
I can't remember the rest
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Everything will be alright if you keep me next to you.
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>>11585522
https://pastebin.com/JNfai5XE
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>>11585543
Hey you never know, one day she likes me next day she wants me dead.
It's basically her flipping a coin.
Now.. we've been talking for awhile now... Got a name?
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>>11585572
i miss lucky..
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>>11585546
He said newfag not nufag
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>>11585587
I miss Marisa
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>>11585569
"OH FUCK, CU-"
>And there goes the poison
>Roxas REALLY needs to get better about using his magic.
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>>11585572
Who the fuck is Merak
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Another one.

Bam!
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>>11585587
Konichiwa! Ore was Lucky DEsu. Watawshiga Supa sentai Kyuranger Shishi Reddo!
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>>11585582
I am Rrrrrrubick, The Grand Magus!
>Rubick makes sure to add as much flair to the announcement of his name as possible.
And unless the roster list was lying to me, you would be Kaiman. I look over it before every game to assess my opponents.
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>>11585605
I miss Utsutsu
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>>11585617
I miss Garnet
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>>11585609
The first jaded nufag
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project autism
is it alive? is it dead? nobody knows
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I miss /b/ Chie.
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>>11585615
Yep that's me Kaiman!
Well now Rubick... looks like you just made a new friend.
*Kaiman holds out his hand*
Don't leave me hanging now.
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Alright, I might as well call it a night here, hope y'all don't kill yourselves.
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>>11585629
I miss Matoi
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I miss my will to live
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Who's gonna win it, boys?
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hg is a spook
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>>11585664
I miss Vader
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>>11585645
>Rubick accepts Kaiman's hand, shaking it with the vigour provided by a newly-formed friendship.
It is always nice to gain new allies within this place.
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>>11585658
See ya

>>11585670
Oooooo... Uhh the school girl!
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>>11585587
Wait, I thought Rubrick was the first 2017fag? Or am I just assuming this is in order like an idiot?
>>
OMEGALUL
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>>11585699
The list is probably just in order of who the guy making it remembered first.
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>>11585692
*Kaiman smirks*
Never thought I see the day were I get buddy buddy with a magic user. This place can be weird sometimes.
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>>11585587
so do i
I want to take lucky's knot
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another
one
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>>11585727
kill yourself degenerate
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>>11585587
member when the whole thread ganged up on him for squeezing himself into Astaroth and Ahris rp session
good times
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Still not over.
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>>11585718
This is probably it.

>>11585692
What's is like being the least memorable nufag?
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>>11585761
>implying that's not an oldfag in disguise
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>>11585721
If you're a fresh face to these parts then trust me, you don't even know the half of it. It's guaranteed to happen when worlds collide. The strangest thing of all would be if nothing strange happened at all.

>>11585761
It invokes a feeling of apathy, as I don't find myself caring.
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>>11585739
ok, that's my fetish
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>>11585751
>the whole thread
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Nigga, stop posting your gay ass fucking fetishes here.

It's cool you dream of sitting on a massive fucking butt plug all day, but we don't need to know about it.
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The end.
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>>11585761
No, I'm the least memorable nufag
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>>11585796
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Winner.
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>>11585816
Dinner
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Placements.

Kinda sad some dude here is obsessed with butt plugs and shit filled diapers.

Really makes me question their mental capacity.
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>>11585782
That makes it even better. Worlds colliding, death almost means nothing endless fighting. It's fun in my eyes
*Kaiman puts his mask back on*
Anywho.. I'm calling it a night, see ya next time Rubick. Peace!

>>11585801
>>11585816
Called it, nice job school girl
Thanks host guy

See you all next time
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>>11585816
>>11585834
Thanks for hosting, Dachi
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>>11585834
Good game, well played.
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>>11585816
>>11585834
Thanks for the opportunity.
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>>11585844
Yes, see you next time. Enjoy your rest.
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>>11585834
Congrats to Star and thankaranya for hosto bosto!
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>>11585886
DIE
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>>11585886
wtf Karen. How come you never rp with me?
>T. Grimey homeless man
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>>11585962
Everyone seems dead.

>>11585972
>Oooh? But I do, I think.
>>
Here to shitpost don't mind me.
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>>11585972
I'll fuck your shitter in grimes
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>>11585982
>>11585990
....I don't understand either of these responses....
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>>11585984
>zooms into the expiry date
>9/11/2001

Sorry sir you can't shitpost
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>>11586012
>Uses her Justice powers to make you understand her response.
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>>11586012
>fucks your shitter in to make you understand his response.
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>>11586002
>lean over table
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>>11586021
>>11586029
I don't know how to rp to this...
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>>11586021
>>11586029
I wish ESLfags would go away.
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>
>>11586051
>Uses godmod RP to force you to write a response on your following post.
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>>11586071
>massages your feet
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>>11586019
>Ultraman.
I know someone you'd get along with.
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>>11586096
A massage sounds really good right now.
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I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEGO
>>
>>11586069
I FEEL GOOD
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>>11586117

Go outside.
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>>11586117
>massages your boobs
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>>11586131
I can't go outside at 3 am in the morning... Nii-chan will be mad at me.
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>>11586121
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>>11586134
>The boobs weren't her real boobs and anon was massaging two melons that she's holding with her hands.
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Are you hyped for dragonball fighters z?
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>>11586164
I am very hyped for 21s game, yes.
>>
>>11586164
I'd say I am
Though I've only watched the original dragon ball z so I might not know who a chunk of the cast is save for beerus
That is assuming they're adding super stuff
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>>11586164
>fighters z
It's fighterZ
at least get it right you nerd
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PLEASE GOD HELP ME THE LEGOS ARE EVERYWHERE
NO MATTER WHERE I WALK THEY ARE ALWAYS RIGHT UNDERNEATH MY FEET
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>>11586243
Nigga why do you got legos in your house do you wish for death
>>
>>11586253
I DONT KNOW
I GOT UP TO PISS AND THEY WERE EVERYWHERE
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>>11586243
Don't step, drag and slide your feet instead
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>>11586275
AAAAAAHHHHHHH FUUUUUCK
I SLIPPED AND FACEPLANTED THE LEGOS
>>
>>11586164
18 is so hot
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>>11586315
just eat them until you grow immune
>>
아이유 어디야
>>
any of you niggas wanna play 4d chess
>>
>>11586429
How aboot you play with deez nutz
>>
>>11586457
of course you'd ask that you faggot
>>
i'm revamping my game everyone

get excited

i'm revaaaaamping my game

woo
>>
>>11586468
;P
>>
>>11586471
>not changing the games
step it up senpai
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>>11586494
well i am technically changing the game

and i'm revamping multiple of my codes so there's your "games" aspect
>>
>tfw will never finish my code
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>changing the game
>not killing it instead
>>
What's the best fantasy themed code at the moment? I want to look at examples of their games to see what they've done right.
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>>11586520
>Killing the game
>not killing asshole dragons
>>
shit nevermind i can't think of events
>>
This bus is free of chinese people.
>>
this thread is free of alive people
>>
this thread is free of people
>>
>>11586520
the game doesn't exist and instead I changed reality
>>
minecraft dirt block
>>
I just want to sit on the bus next to an old man not a drunk china
>>
>>11586164
>>11586180
Yes and yes
>>
>>11586718
When will you fuck vampy and shinobu already
>>
>>11585990
Fucking homo
>>
>>11586767
when did shinobu put out
>>
>>11586794
When did she not put out?
>>
>tfw you're less than 10 kills away from 40 defence baybee
>>
>>11586827
>when you're only 200k broad arrrows away from 99 flechting

F my bank
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>>11586826
when did she tho
>>
just equipped my swag new rune armour for the first time
which non combat stat should i train in it?
>>
>>11586886
are you p2p yet
>>
>>11586890
no
i'll get a bond when i can afford it tho
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>>11586896
okay
fishing i guess
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>go on /b/ for the first time in two years
>there's a fucking load house thread there
How in the fuck are these fags growing? Is the load house really that big of a pedo magnet?
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>>11586902
sounds good, i can train cooking alongside it
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>>11586904
It's being dubbed ''The new Spongebob''
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wale me up
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>>11586981
>wales you up
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cant wale up
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>>11586981
I should get a hedgehog.
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>>11586997
Cute
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>>11587016
Yes. Yes they are.
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>>11586997
Stop saving horrible arts
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>>11587022
Cuter
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>>11587024
>Aw cmon, what's a bad about that one? At least it's not this image.
>>11587043
...Alright ya lost me.
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STOP BEING DEAD YOU LOSERS
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>>11587062
Okay.
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>>11587062
But...I should be getting the sleep. staying up any longer is not very healthy.
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>>11587062
Hey, hey, no need to shout, uh...giantflamingcatman. Let the peeps sleep if they wanna.
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>>11587074
GOOD
>>11587081
TOO BAD, SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK ANYWAYS!
>>11587085
I'M NOT SHOUTING, THIS IS MY REGULAR VOLUME
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>>11587062
Hm? What was that? Sorry, I'm just over here polishing my armory. Hard work for a quality product, you know. In fact, speaking of my armory, I'm selling absolute black-metal quality halberds, straight from the Knights of Seven themselves! If you're a connoisseur, you'd know that these halberds come DIRECTLY from the era when they fought Eradon the Sixth! Really, these halberds are a collector's item that'll only gain value with time. A smart buyer would pick them up as soon as possible!
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>>11587098
Kys furfag
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>>11587098
Okay, someone needs to teach you about the value of a thing called..."indoor voice". It's when ya kinda try and NOT burst peoples' eardrums in casual conversation.
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>>11587062
Easier said than done...
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>>11587098
But...I-I need the sleep! For if I do not get it, I cannot help my friends in the morning! X'hal shall be danged if I let my friends go un-helped!
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>>11587102
WEAPONS ARE FOR NERDS AND LOSES, REAL MEN FIGHT WITH THEIR FISTS, BROTHER
>>11587106
BUT I'M STRAIGHT
>>11587114
THIS IS MY INDOOR VOICE, BROTHER
>>11587118
JUST GET A MAX REVIVE, BROTHER
>>11587121
JUST STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND STILL HELP THEM IN THE MORNING, IT'S EASY!
>>
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>>11587130
Nah. Once you get used to it, being dead is kinda cool. And by that I mean completely better than being alive.
>>
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>>11587130
AAAAAHHHHHHH
>throws lego at feet
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>>11587130
Okaywow rude. I'm a girl.
Second, is your outdoor-voice the same? Because if it is then this isn't your indoor voice.
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>>11587130
Respectable! You know, my guild works extremely closely with the Brawler's Guild, too. We supply most of their training dummies and sandbags, but also their war supplies! Take these, for example-
>Dusty digs into the bottomless sack of goods he's always dragging around with him, and retrieves a pair of beautifully-adorned brass knuckles, complete with little wings made of chrome on the ends.
Third era brass knuckles, the model used by the entirety of the Fighter's Brigade during the winning battle of Perth! Without these, they wouldn't have been able to hold the third wall, and the war definitely would've been lost. Brass knuckles that can literally win a war! And they could be yours for only two hundred gold. How about it?
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>>11587144
>>
>>11587130
But then I shall be tired and "out of it", and then I may hurt someone while in the daze.
I do not wish to make such a gamble.
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>>11587150
Good lord man, what the heck is wrong with you?
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>>11587144
BUT YOUR MUSCLES DECAY AND YOU BECOME FRAIL AND WEAK
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOOD TIME, BROTHER
>>11587147
>KICKS THE LEGO INTO YOUR FACE
NICE TRY, BROTHER
>>11587148
THIS IS THE QUIESTEST VOICE I HAVE, BROTHER
>>11587149
BRASS KNUCKLES ARE A CHEAP WIMPY WAY OF MAKING UP FOR YOUR LACK OF STRENGTH INSTEAD OF BUILDING MUSCLE, BROTHER!
>>11587152
THEN BE A WIMP AND SLEEP, LOSER, NOT SLEEPING IS FOR THE REAL STRONG PROS!
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>>11587176
Nono, you see, that's no change in volume. Like at all. It aint healthy for, like, anyone.
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>>11587176
How wrong you are, sir! If you look closely, you can see that these knuckles in particular are designed to only add on to the strength of your blows, rather than compensate for anything! There is no ceiling for these knuckles, and your strength will still be what supplies the hits! The knuckles simply work to deliver more damage to whatever poor soul happens to be on the other end. Really, there's no way these knuckles WON'T be of help to you in a fight, they're a direct buff to your already-present strength! And, just for you, I'd be willing to bump the price down to a hundred-eighty gold!
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>>11587176
Not a chance, meathead. Just check out this big bone muscle.
>The skeleton flexes and shows off his massive BONE MUSCLE, accumulated from a mixture of heavy calcium drinking and a severe, deadly bone disease that needs to get checked out by a doctor.
I'm BONE SWOLE, the highest form of swole one can get. You 'mirin? Damn right you are.
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>>11587176
That is what I am trying, but it is not working! Every time I try to engage in the closing of my eyes, I cannot find myself completely falling to the wonders of sleep. Truly it is the most terrible of fates.
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>>11587189
THAT'S BECAUSE I ALWAYS TALK IN MY QUIETEST VOICE, YOU HUMANS ARE TOO WIMPY TO HANDLE ANYTHING ELSE
>>11587196
IT'S STILL A WIMPY, CHEAP WAY OF MAKING UP FOR WEAKNESS, REAL MEN USE 100% THEIR OWN STRENGTH, AND DON'T NEED TO USE BRASS KNUCKLES TO MAKE THEMSELVES "STRONGER"
>>11587198
BONES DON'T HAVE ANY MUSCLE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET THAT CHECKED OUT, BROTHER I'M NO CHANCEY BUT EVEN I CAN TELL YOU NEED HELP!
>>11587226
JUST TRY HARDER, YOU'LL GET IT EVENTUALLY!
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>>11587252
I can hear the jealousy seeping into your words, tainting them with lies. Brother, I am BONE SWOLE. It's the peak physical condition for any living or unliving organism, the combination of cultivated BONE MASS harvested to enhance my bony form and SKELETON MAGIC increasing the strength of my bones themselves. How can flesh compare to such a dastardly duo? It hardly compares, that's how it compares. It doesn't compare! It pales in comparison!

Basically, you're jealous as all heck and I'm just here, chillin' out with my big bone muscle.
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>>11587252
Hello~
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>>11587252
I can definitely respect that viewpoint, sir! A real man's man! Alright, then, maybe these will be more to your liking.
>Dusty puts the knuckles back into the bag and rummages around, clutching one object, but taking a while to find the other. After a while, he pulls out a nifty-looking red and gold amulet, and a yellow potion.
Alright! I present to you a potion and amulet of strength! Wearing this amulet will grant you a twenty-percent increase to your current physical strength, without actually altering your body at all! And this potion? A thirty percent increase for the next hour, just from drinking it! The effects can last for two hours depending on the drinker, but it won't be as potent after the first hour! Tools like these are actually currently being used by the Berserkers of the King's Army, and they're invaluable to protecting the peace and serving our cause! Do either of these interest you?
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>>11587252
Naaaaaah. I'm betting you're not even trying at all.

Ya big baby.
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>>11587274
TRUE STRENGTH COMES FROM PURE MUSCLE, NOT ANY WIMPY MAGIC, AND BONES HAVE NO MUSCLE AT ALL, BROTHER!
>>11587275
BEGONE THOT
>>11587286
THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THE KNUCKLES, THAT'S WIMPY MAGIC, LIKE USING STEROIDS, BUT MAGIC!
>>11587301
DO I LOOK LIKE A LITTEN TO YOU?
I COULD CRUSH SKULLS BETWEEN MY HANDS!
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>>11587314
Ahhh.. Well, that's.. That's respectable, too, I suppose.. A nordic purist, that's, um.. Well, I'm sure I probably have something in here for you, it's just that.. So many things rely on magic nowadays.. Um..
...How about some food? Five gold for a loaf of bread, two for an apple! Get a whole feast for your family for only twenty! A great deal, if you ask me!
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>>11587314
You don't have to be a physical baby to be an metaphorical baby. Ya big baby.
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>>11587346
Tell me about it.
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>>11587314
Wimpy? Magic? You think the ability to bring meteors crashing down from the sky is wimpy? The ability to dominate others minds and make them subservient to you? Controlling weather? Extreme rock (you have to have been there to understand what I was talking about, each strum of the guitar send thunderbolts crashing down from the sky, it was awesome dude)? To split the earth itself and summon forth hellfire? To throw planets out of orbit?

All things I can't do and have never heard happening before, but it's hardcore.
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>>11587346
You get the fuck out of that box.
>Lifts Dragon Loli, tosses to the side, pours cocaine and hookers into the box, and then jumps in, closing it over him.
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>>11587365
where did you find this picture
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>>11587330
I'M A CARNIVORE, BROTHER, GOT ANY MEAT IN THERE?
>>11587349
I'M NOT A LITTEN IN ANY ASPECTS, I'M PURE, UNADULTERATED INCINEROAR AND MUSCLE
>>11587367
IT'S ALL WIMPY UNLESS YOU DO IT WITH RAW PHYSICAL STRENGTH, BROTHER
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>>11587374
On V I think
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>>11587381
>dumps water on
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>>11587387
i was in the same thread
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>>11587381
Not in here, but right over here!
>Dusty strides over to his nearby (shabbily-made) wooden shoppe stall and raises his arms in a "ta-da" gesture, before disappearing behind the large back-room curtain. He comes out brandishing a large deer flank, smiling proudly.
Venison hunted just this morning! And, for you, I'll let it go for just ten gold!
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>>11587381
As a fellow cultivator of muscle myself I can understand where you're coming from, but at the same time SKELETON MAGIC is my lifeblood. To insult me is to insult my very being, and I would appreciate it if you stop right now thank you.
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>>11587381
How 'bout them mental muscles, huh? Ever thought of those?
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>>11587392
I was just creepin' around since it was like the second time I've ever been there
That place is great for stupid reaction images
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>>11587417
>ERHEHEERHEHEE
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>>11587388
WHAT THE HELL ANON, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
>>11587399
THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS, I'VE NOT GOT ANY OF YOUR CURENCY, THOUGH, THE ONLY THING I HAVE ARE POKÉDOLLARS
>>11587401
ALL MAGIC IS WIMPY, NO MATTER WHAT, SORRY THAT YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT, BROTHER!
>>11587405
ALL I NEED IS ACTUAL MUSCLE, NONE OF THAT NERD CRAP, BROTHER!
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>>11587417
Should I go and watch the old movie
Like right now
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>>11587431
And that's why you still get your butt kicked!
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>>11587431
Pokedollars? I've never heard of the currency, sadly. I only deal in gold or transferable goods, so it looks like you might be out of luck, sir. If you find out the exchange rate, though, I'd be more than happy to do business!
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>>11587439
I suggest you do, fatboy.
We all float down here.

And you will too.
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We, as in everyone around me and everyone in general, remain buoyant on the surface of water in this location that is currently on a lower level than the location that you're at
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>>11587441
YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN? I'M THE KING OF THE RING WHERE I COME FROM, UNDEFEATED, THE BEST!
>>11587447
YOU BETTER KEEP SOME DELICIOUS LOOKING MEAT READY FOR WHEN I DO, BROTHER!
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i wonder how many people here are refugees from that god awful pokemon thread that died the other week
because i would not want to be you guys if the most mentally fucked ones decided to jump over here
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>>11587472
Yeeeah?
>She leans in and starts to whisper.
But you're not where you come from, now are you?
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>>11587472
I've got new shipments constantly coming in! I look forward to your business!
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>>11587454
You look like you would enjoy my game.
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>>11587500
THAT MAY BE TRUE, BUT YOU'RE ALL STILL JUST HUMANS, AND COULD NEVER MATCH UP AGAINST A STRONG POKÉMON LIKE ME.
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>>11587469
Took me a moment without the post link.