/sug/ - Steven Universe General Wack Edition Last Thread:

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IT'S GETTING A LITTLE SMOKY IN HERE

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Lol you broke gemfags could never

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this is a smoky thread. POST MORE CUTE BROWN GEM

>>11583378

And before you start thats a real gem its just low quality i got it last night

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Lapis Fatpis

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>>11583506
>>11583520
I said this is a SMOKY THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I LOVE Centipeetle! I want to teach her english so we can send love letters to each other all the time!

>>11583537
smoky es no good

https://twitter.com/nsfw_gra6
I thought I sent this person a follow request before, but it's still protected. I'm sad and thirsty for lewds.

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>>11583601
plz no bully she is trying her best

>last thread was nothing but bitching about the show
You all have been watching to much robobuddies huh?

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>>11583448
really couldn't tell you if any of these recent doujins will be released in full
>>11583637
sparrow turned me down thrice jej

>>11583655
trying her best at being the accumulated shitbags that are Amy and Steven. Her "best" is "haha, check out my sick yo-yo tricks I'm barely trying. There's no salvation.

Now you know we're closer to Christmas than when the last episode was released.

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>>11583506
More

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Going to dump all of my unposted porn with no quality control

>>11583836
Made by you?

>>11583803
Can someone make a edit of Lapis with a bit of a big belly but have it grumbling as if she was hungry.

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We now return to the saga of Fluorite and the inevitable Jasper absorption, otherwise known as Jasperdemption.

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Couldn't relax, couldn't sit back
And let the sunlight in my lap
I sang a hymn to bring me peace
And then it came, a melody

It felt so sweet, it felt so strong
It made me feel like I belonged
And all the sadness inside me
Melted away like I was free

I found what I'd been looking for in myself
Found a life worth living for someone else
Never thought that I could be, I could be
Happy, happy

Don't go out much at all
I've never been the type to call
I realize to be happy
Maybe I need a little company

So now you know, you know it all
That I've been des-desperately alone
I haven't found the one for me
But I believe in divinity

I found what I'd been looking for in myself
Found a life worth living for someone else
Never thought that I could be, I could be
Happy, happy

I believe in possibility
I believe someone's watching over me
And finally I have found a way to be
Happy, happy

From the concrete to the coast
I was looking for a holy ghost
Like the land joining the sea
Happiness, it followed me

I believe in possibility
I believe someone's watching over me
And finally I have found a way to be
Happy, happy, happy

Draw requests?

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>>11583985
LARS X EXLODIE

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>>11583990
Elodie*

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>>11583855
A grumble it's not too noticeable with a small belly

>>11583985
Fat Jasper

>>11583853
no, and i changed my mind, i'm deleting this shit instead

>The only mention of Jasper in this thread is that horrific theory of her getting absorbed by the Cronenberg Grandma

Okay fuck this if the crew plans on ruining her I'll have to fix it myself

>>11583985
Peridot and Steven having a nice day

>>11583985
Jasper killing Fluorite

>>11584028
It wasn't too bad

>>11583985
your favorite gem dabbing

>>11583985
fat as fuck lapis eating a triple bacon cheeseburger

>>11583896
Do this every thread or else.

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GUYS GUYS GUYS FUCKING GUYS

HHHHAAAAPPPPEEEEEENNIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG

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>>11584084
this with Jasper

>>11584114
kill yourself

>>11584115
meant for >>11583985

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post your fusion dance

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>>11583990
Fuck off back to your own thread.

>>11584115
What is wrong with him

>>11584242
that damn mouse

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>>11584220
HOLY SHIT

BASED SHY

>>11584220
love ya

>>11584220
oh you

>>11583985
Lars in a leotard and heels.
Or more on his CG outfit, I loved that shit

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>>11584209
She should just sit on him. He'd like it anyway.

>>11584283
Why is Sugar so lewd?

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>>11583985
Young pink diamond Jasper getting molested.

>>11584220
heh

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>>11584325

>>11584255
thicc

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>>11584115
I tried.

>>11583990
>>11584000
DIE

>>11584345
Steven is getting ahead of the game and preparing for the gems to rape him.

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>>11584377
Saved.

>>11584114
Nice fake tweet but either way this will literally be the longest hiatus yet

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>>11584220
AAHH! Thank you!

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>>11584377
nice, thanks senpai

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>>11584402
jesus is this edited

>>11584450
>Not Brazzers
That's from a Turkish commercial desu

>>11584377
What is wrong with her

>>11584479
is this a meme?

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Why don't you let yourself just be wherever you are?

>>11584438
fuck off

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>>11584501
Why?

>>11584520
fuck off

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>>11584562
"fuck off" isn't a valid reason to fuck off

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>>11584562
>>11584501

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>>11584592
Fuck off cuz you're literally a cunt who befriends people just to study their moves and dick them over later.

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>>11584377
i am going to lose my shit and mind if i see this popping up as a regular use reaction image

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>>11584616

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>>11584427
NEW RECORD

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>>11584650
Nice.

>>11583985
Pearlars sucking Yellow Diamond's dick.

What if Greg asked you if you wanted to suck his cock

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>>11584767

>>11584767
Tell him I'm no homo, I'd be alright with hanging out and chilling though.

>>11584809
>Even Steven has raped Steven
I wonder if Rebecca's brother has brought that issue to her.

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>>11584767

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>>11584767

Greg restraining Steven and forcing him to fuse with him when?

>>11584834
Do you think he feels uncomfortable about her strong desire to rape him?

>>11584863
I'd believe so, after all everybody else might also got the hint. Especially after he was the only one that received the mail about the "swimsuit day".

>No new episodes
>You sjw shitcunts still makw threads to post disgusting pornography.
Embarrasing.

>>11584909
don't judge me

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>>11583985
Martha getting caught wearing these by her son and saying she's sorry he had to find out like this?

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>>11584909

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deader than rose

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>>11585197

Greg WON, Pearl LOST.

>>11585239
greg won a dead wife and having his son taken away lmao

>>11585294
His son exists, Rose chose Greg, Pearl lost, Lel.

Show still not back yet? Kek, serves you SJW cucks right.

>>11585312
seriously though, i wonder if steven will let himself die someday. then maybe pearl could try her luck again.
i doubt he will though, now that he can make the people he loves immortal.

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>>11585330
>>11585312
>>11585239

>>11585337
Nope, he won't. Steven is here forever. Peatl has lost, she csn have her human runner up prize though, lel.

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bubble boy

I'm not waiting for new episodes, fuck this. Season 4 was awful. I'm dropping the show.

>11585445
literally no one cares

>>11585445
Me too. I hope this will teach Rebecca not to make anymore shit shows in the future.

>>11585462
you do apparently

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ok

>>11585468
Pssh, that'd be an intense challenge for her.

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Oh shit

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>>11585533
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dab on the haters. Dab the Diamonds to death.

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>>11585551
SQUAWK

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Ohhhhh shit

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Peridab

>>11585551
i hate you

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>when your 3AM shitposting gets rekt by dabs
how will they ever recover

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>>11585551
What if Homeworld dabs back?

>>11585471
>>11585462
BTFO!

>>11585445
What was so bad about S4 again?

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>>11585631
show them that our dabs are stronger than them

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consider the tiddy

>>11585631
We're fucked.

Fact: every gem with dabbing fanart is shit

>>11585643
about 60% of it was supbar, i mean i like the show and all but it felt kind of 'meh' except some of the second half of it

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>>11585639
>>11585674
I'm sorry I can't hear you over this dab

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>>11585662
The gems would be better if they were 90% tiddy.

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>tfw you will never get a good episode

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>>11585662

>>11584624

Cartoon Network ballZ

>>11585700
Will Ronaldo ever redeem himself? And holy shit, did he really try to kill Lars during that lighthouse episode?

>>11585700
> Rising Tides/Crashing Skies
> Not good
>tfw you will never get a good episode AGAIN

>>11585725
nope, rocknaldo was the last nail on his coffin.
besides the crew members who liked him are gone, so i'm guessing he'll stay as a background character.

>>11585683
Whatever you say shitposterkun.

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>>11585700
This is the episode I want to see.

>>11585767
not me, also i wasnt that first poster, i dont think i'll ever drop the show.

but really, a lot of people didnt like s4 that much, it had its enjoyable moments, but not as many as the others. i have hope for s5 though.

>>11585743
He'll probably continue to be the wacky foreshadow guy, but I doubt he'll ever get another episode.

>>11585767
They're right, S4 had a large ratio of shit and boring episodes, probably all dumped in there so S5 could be good. I love the show but I'd say only 5 or 6 S4 episodes are worth watching.

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>>11585799
this reminds me a bit of a period in the mid-80s when Black Cauldron bombed and people were losing hope in Disney movies until they struck gold with The Little Mermaid and people got interested again

I'm hoping S5 will be that gold that's waiting to be struck

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All your opinions are wrong and shit.

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>>11585858
SEASON FIVE IN FIVE NAMEKIAN MINUTES

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>>11585829
>S4 had a large ratio of shit and boring episodes
What are you, a retard?

>>11585838
With how much Sugar has been hyping it for the past 2 years, I'm sure it will be.

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>>11585838
it seems pretty promising so far, i've enjoyed the episodes a lot so far. i'm pretty optimistic about this season, i mean, it can only get better, right?

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>>11585867
I dunno, are you retard?

>>11585865

Gems vs freza who would win

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>>11585882
you tell me

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>>11585885

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>>11585877
I fuckin' hope so

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I thought season 4 was great. Did some people really not like it?

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>>11585915
I think the episode most people if not everyone had a problem with was Rocknaldo and the misleading publicity for it

>>11585915
You may have shit taste.

>>11585922
I got three episodes in mind: Future Boy Zoltron, Onion Gang, and as you said Rocknaldo.

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>>11585958
Zoltron was fine desu, mostly harmless
Onion yeah
Rocknaldo a definite yes

Effeminate males are a disgrace

what's with people suddenly pretending like season four wasn't a huge shitty waste of time that only had two episodes that weren't boring or stupid as fuck

Rocknaldo just seemed like an excuse for the crewniverse to bash on the fans and male fans in particular.

After that episode, J finally started to realise that this is a Tumblr cartoon and Becky is a Tumblrite.

>>11586005
Not everyone agrees with you shitposter-kun.

>>11586040
Who is shitposter-kun?

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>>11585958
Zoltron was fine, Onion Gang was Lamar and terrible, Rocknaldo was a Zuke episode so I don't know what anyone was expecting.

>>11585958
It also opened on a filler episode, and contained LOOoBC, Gem Harvest, Tiger Philanthropist, and Lion 4.
The whole season wasn't bad, but the good parts felt way too spaced out for insufficient reasons.
The two Homeworld bombs were the only parts that didn't feel like a waste of time.
I don't think I hate it so much in retrospect, now that it's over, but with all of the hiatuses, season 4 just felt unbearably show and uneventful, and each new episode felt like a waste of time.

>>11585965
Zoltron was an episode I'm surprised exists outside of Season 1. It really feels outdated and coming directly after a 10/10 episode like Mindful Education did it no favors.

>>11586040
but most people aren't retarded enough to actually think that season four was good

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>>11586055
>LOOoBC, Gem Harvest, Tiger Philanthropist, and Lion 4.
>bad

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am I gonna have to start dabbing again

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>>11586078
You'd know retardation, wouldn't you?

>>11586086
Out of those I'd say TP is "bad" (although Tiger Millionaire isn't much better in hindsight) and the rest are decent.

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>>11586105
>although Tiger Millionaire isn't much better in hindsight
Fuck you nigger fight me.

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>>11586055
>Bad Pearl episode
pretty fun desu, mostly harmless as well and the music was neat
>Gem Harvest
comfy yet underwhelming, saving grace was Carl
>Tiger
eh
>Lion 4
was it necessary for anything other than "yo I could've been a girl?"

>>11586116
>Comfy
Yeah, you're a retard and your opinion is shit too.

>>11586086
>undoing Pearl's character development for fanservice
>22 minutes of hijinks with Steven's racist uncle
>I honestly want to hear your defense of this one
>Cocktease

>>11586115
It's fun, but it brings up a weird moral of "It's OK for Gems to beat up humans if it makes them feel better about themselves". Amethyst is way stronger than everyone, it's really not all that fair and yet she's just allowed to keep doing it.

>>11586102
yeah, the people in this thread memeing about season four being good are a good example of it

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>>11586138
>>11586078
>>11586005
t. Zuke

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>>11586086
i'm usually a pretty positive person but all those are lame, bud. the only good part of gem harvest was andy and that is.
i'm not saying i hate them, but i dont think they're worth a rewatch.

>>11586116
Lion 4 is about Steven coming to terms with the fact he doesn't need to be anything other than himself.

>Defending the crewniverse
>Not being a white knight.
If they fuck up, they deserve to be told and mocked. That being said, sometimes (modt times) they do fantastic work on the show.

>>11585965

,>people praising suger cause stevonnie is gendeless fusion they are wrong connie is dominant thusly the fusion is female the only thing special about her is that since she is mostly female and there at lest has to be some part of steven besides his gem is that she most likely has a penis

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>>11586163

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>>11586136
They stopped Homeworld from turning Earth into a big space pit stop so they can do whatever.

>>11586162
It was about hin almost being female Don't lie, you csn come to sny conclusion about media, vieweing it through a certain lense.

The overall feeling was "I couod have been a girl?!?".

>>11586149
yeah, her retardation was part of what made season four shit

>>11586124
Not him, but...
>It had fun shenanigans, and Pearl's character was handled well. people who say that it undid her character development are looking at things that aren't there
>Again fun episode, but I can understand that people would've expected more out it, considering the title
>The episode highlighted Amethyst's development, plus Tiger Millionaire was one of my favorite episodes in S1.
>The episode was kind of a cocktease, but at least we saw the Pink's Ship.

>>11586162
>Steven coming to terms with the fact he doesn't need to be anything other than himself.
That's the whole theme of the show. Spending an entire episode about searching something only to get an absolute underwhelming response was pointless.

>>11586174
They're the same species as homeworld, Pearl holds cobtempt for humans, Amethyst doesn't care and Rose thinks we're dogs. They are no better.

>>11586185
Pearlhas shown to hold contempt for humans, thst is a fact with her quotes. She was also getting over Rose only to fall in love with a Rose-like human. It undid her progress for lesbian fanfiction.

>>11586176
That was a minor aspect. Why do people latch on to these bits so much.

Am I allowed to murder someone who is making it impossible for me to sleep with their ridiculously loud and annoying snoring?

>>11586223
Yes, please do it and do us a favour, Peridot.

>>11586210
Is it redditfags that are posting autistic dabbing memes and praising the season of filler? Kill yourselves.

>>11586208
It is the little things that make an episode, pay attention to the finer details.

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>Show discussion occurs when I'm going to sleep
God dammit. See you guys later.

>>11586204
I dunno, mate. Actually getting interested in a human felt like a progression to me, and I don't see how that means that Pearl has contempt for them. I kinda think the only people who dislike MG would've preferred if Pearl got romantically involved with a different human, like Greg or Dewey.

>>11586246
Pearl and Greg is sickening, stop pushing your shit onto me. No Pearl has shown contempt for thousands of years, suddenly falling for a human is OoC, she shouod have been easied into it. Although, your a Greal fan so I doubt you evrn care about being in character

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>4AM shitposting because your 3AM shitposting didn't work
try 5AM

>>11586190
Still saved us. Hercules could've hated mexicans, does that mean he didn't count as a hero?

>>11586185
>Pearl's character was handled well
Because turning around and chasing after a Rose clone after it seemed like she was done with that shit is handling her character well?
>Again fun episode
Andy was the only good thing about it. The Gems were all annoying and insufferable, they wasted 5 minutes on a pumpkin dog, and the episode goes against the message of the show.
>The episode highlighted Amethyst's development
It spells it out. Amethyst just says "I HATED MYSELF BEFORE BUT NOW NO" when that much was already abundantly clear.
>but at least we saw the Pink's Ship
This is something that bothers me about the entire show, and not just season 4. The crew seems to be insistent on very little happening in each episode. Some episodes are pointless, but explain one little mechanic about how gems work that ends up being totally necessary for a major plot point next season, so you can't skip it. But that little explanation could just be moved to a meatier episode and then the 99% filler episode could be cut out.

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>>11586283
technically in the movie Hercules got together with Rose Quartz didn't he

>>11586267
Isn't Pearl getting interested in a human that kinda resembles Rose sort of "easing into it"?

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>>11586295

>>11586281
It is working :p

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>>11586290
>and the episode goes against the message of the show.
How are you this fucking stupid?

>>11586290
>Because turning around and chasing after a Rose clone after it seemed like she was done with that shit is handling her character well?
At least she stopped moping about it, and actually decided to do something.

>>11586299
It is going full speed into it, are you autistic? Do you have a problem gauging the depth of a relationship?

>>11586246
>Coming to terms with Greg, after more than a decade hating him
>Actually show the audience it's time for her to turn the page on Rose
>A couple of episodes later, she chases someone just because she looked like Rose
That means she's not over her yet, so we can expect even more Rose's episodes from Pearl. I can't count that as progression

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Reminder not to try to git gud at art or else you will start getting turned off by 90% of porn because it becomes easier for you to spot awful anatomy.

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>>11586316
>4chan lecturing anyone about relationships

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Night, you autistic bastards, love you

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>>11586327
i'm shit at art yet i still get turned off by awful anatomy

>>11586316
The relationship is not really that deep to he honest. It felt like it had no deep romantic vibes, at least, and it was just Pearl being a sperg.

>>11586339

I'd like to see her without that hoddie in the way ;)

>>11586331
4chan is judt a website, judt like Reddit, Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, etc.
There is no set standard of characteristics for a 4chan user, you implying otherwise shows you are projecting.

>>11586322
She stopped hating Greg. That's progression.

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>>11586350
np senpai

>>11586347
Yep an autistic with no gauge. I'm not wasting my time arguing with you.

>>11586347
Yes, that was Pearl relationship with Rose.

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>>11586347
pretty much

>Pearl spills spaghetti and spergs out in front of MG
>MG is charmed and is amused by this
>wants to learn more about the spaghetti
>Pearl is unaware of her spaghetti's power levels until she gets MG's number
>"oh shit I've still got it"

>>11586361
Pearl's relationship with Rose was her idolizing her and the ground she walked on. With MG there was no such vibe.

OFFICIAL SEASON 4 RANKING

>TOP TIER
Mindful Education
That Will Be All

>GREAT
Steven's Dream
Gem Heist
Storm in the Room
The Good Lars
I Am My Mom

>GOOD
The Kindergarten Kid
Know Your Fusion
Last One Out of Beach City
Three Gems and a Baby
Adventures in Light Distortion
The Zoo
The New Crystal Gems
Room for Ruby
Lion 4: Alternate Ending
Doug Out
Are You My Dad?


>MEH
Buddy's Book
Gem Harvest
Tiger Philanthropist


>BAD
Future Boy Zoltron
Onion Gang
Rocknaldo

>>11586385
>Mindful Education and That Will Be All over any episode of the S4 ending
Yeah, nah

>>11586385

The Good Lars and I Am My Mom were not great and belong in good

Storm in the Room was fucking worthless and meh

The Kindergarten Kid, Three Gems and a Baby, TNCG, Gem Harvest, and Buddy's Book were all shit and embarrassing and belong in bad

>>11586355

Thank you desu~

>>11586415
>no cool fights, just the cgs acting like retards
>connie being a marie sue and standing her own against topaz
>the new "big threat" being limited to two forgetable new gems that conveniently appear in beach city because the writers aren't creative enough to do something new from the last time
I mean it wasn't bad, but it wasn't anywhere near groundbreaking or even very original for the show's standards

OFFICIAL SEASON 4 RANKINGS
They all good.

>>11586499
t. retard

>>11586481
>>the new "big threat" being limited to two forgetable new gems
We're talking about the S4 ending episodes, not the zoo arc

>>11586481
Do you think one of the Topazes will die, since they're both so dependant of one another and narratively speaking that's a red flag for a disaster waiting to come?

>>11586521
topaz and aquamarine are uncool and uninteresting one off characters that nobody but lolifags care about

post gem porn

>>11586554
>Topaz
>lolifags

>>11586573
you're right literally nobody cares about her

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>>11586555

>>11586577
Some dykes on Tumblr like them but I guess you're kinda right.

>>11586554
And aside from one or two annoying fags that keep forcing her every night, and one artist drawing crackships nobody else cares about Holly since February

>>11586601
I'm glad we can agree that season four as a whole was shit and didn't introduce any new characters of value

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>>11586555

>>11586554
I can say I'm mildly fond of Topaz just because she turned out to be sweet. It was a nice twist on the usual silent enforcer cliche.

I get the feeling she might be one of the many minor characters to end up joining up with Rebellion 2: Earthlectric Boogaloo when it inevitably happens.
So far my bets are on
>The Famethysts
>Holly Blue (Unwillingly by way of being hijacked along with the Zoo)
>Topaz^2
>The Off-Colours
>Centipeedle
>Jasper (Dog or reformed)
>The Zircons
>Possibly Blue Diamond, if this does happen then shit'll get serious and you might end up with Aquarmarine and other blue gems joining up

What happens if Homeworld destroys Earth?

>>11586646
Nothing of value will be lost

>>11586646
We go to a better place

>>11586646
Humanity moves to the Zoo and the entire show becomes Red Dwarf/Deep Space 9/Babylon 5, on the run, with more crying.

Before you even ask, Pearl is Kryten

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>>11586614

>>11586385
> Great
Know Your Fusion
Mindful Education
Steven's Dream
Gem Heist
That Will Be All
The Good Lars
I Am My Mom

> Good
Last One Out of Beach City
Adventures in Light Distortion
The Zoo
Storm in the Room
Room for Ruby
Lion 4: Alternate Ending
Doug Out
Are You My Dad?

> OK
Kindergarten Kid
Future Boy Zoltron
Gem Harvest
Rocknaldo
Tiger Philanthropist

> Meh
Buddy's Book
Onion Gang
Three Gems and a Baby

>>11586710
>> Meh
>Three Gems and a Baby
The man with no taste.jpg

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>Yellow Diamond will never personally see your pearlification

>>11586668
>ds9
>on the run
???
I think you mean Voyager.

I could totally imagine a Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy episode but with Pearl as the doctor, she keeps projecting her dreams of heroically saving everyone and dominating yellow diamond.

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>>11586765
>pearlification
I want this meme to die

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>>11586792
Sorry, but I've obsessed over it so hard it has leaked into my dreams.

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>>11586802
Describe 'em you perv.

>>11586822
It wasn't anything lewd just Pearl Lars telling me that Yellow Diamond wanted us to do something, I forgot what it was, she showed up on screen and I said "Yes my Diamond" in a female voice.

>>11586860
Now you're getting into TF for yourself?

>>11586884
>Now you're getting into TF for yourself?
???
I've always liked TF from the first person perspective, I usually self insert when it comes to lewd fantasies.

>>11586924
Disgusting freak.

>>11586986
But I'm not Fluorite.

>>11586924
One thing is wanting to fuck feminized Lars, and another one is wanting being him feminized. It's a whole different perspective

I can't believe you fuckers kept me up till 6:31 good night guys

>>11587042
More like good morning man, jesus

>>11587031
I don't really want to be him, I just want to be feminized.

>Lars will never give a blowjob while the gem slowly pearlifies me.

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>>11587059
So what you really want is teh princess training from Star Vs.

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We can corrupt Lars easily because he's a bitch twink, but what about his mother?

>>11587059
Then you're better off with regular feminization that pearlfication

And I've always liked feminization from the other pov, desu

>>11587070
Yes and thanks, I haven't seen this before.

>>11586481
> No cool fights
I'll give you that. It was more of a struggle than a fight.

> CG's acting like retards
They were outmatched, that's not the same as not trying. It's like an ant trying to fight a lion.
> Connie standing her own

She was barely surviving. Shit, Sadie did more to Topaz than Connie did.

> Topaz and Aquamarine conveniently arriving.
Plot demands it, I guess. Personally I feel they should've used the earrings to segue into the arc, but Peridot's report works just as well. All they'd have to do is search for people with those names and they'd find them. It was only "my dad" that Aqua was having trouble with.

Overall it's still a great episode. The log bit in Are You My Dad? is something I've come to think is a bit stupid. They can do better than that.

>>11587110
But I really like the idea of someone becoming a pearl, feminization just happens to be apart of that process.

>>11587128
>It was only "my dad" that Aqua was having trouble with.

I never understood the point of that "Mydad" shit. You're honestly going to tell me that the Gems don't understand personal possessive pronouns? "My diamond", "These are MY limb enhancers" "Maybe I'll get MY own Pearl". It'd be different if it was "I'm looking for your Dad" like that's the earth equivalent of Leader or something. That "mydad" shit was just stupid

>>11587267
Mayonese

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>>11587267
You talked about this before and you were proven to be autistic.

>>11587293
It's stupid and you know it's stupid.
I mean, I get that they're aliens but they understand LANGUAGE. I find it hard to buy that this advanced alien species has concepts like love, death, law, society, leaders, dictatorships, and fucking war, but don't understand the word "My" in a certain context. That's lazy even for you, Sugar.

>>11587308
Gems have their own written language, and reports are meant to be read

>>11587333
Granted, but they have the concept of pronouns and such. Even if kind of lost in translation you'd think someone would go "that's not what that means".
I'm not asking for a lot, I just want some consitency.

>>11587267
To be fair there are names that start with My and Mi.
Mycroft
Michal
Mya
Myrtel
Mychal
Mischa
Mich

Mydad isn't that much of a stretch considering all the other names Steven listed were actually names.

>>11587385
See, that's what I thought too but wouldn't someone know that Mydad isn't a gem or mineral? Even if Peridot didn't know, which I doubt, someone should have noticed. Maybe I'm asking too much from this show

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>>11587308
>>11587353
Peridot had different terminology for her body parts and gems don't have mothers or fathers. So going by Peridot's report it would be "Mydad", weird name but they're humans, who cares?
It makes sense you're just an asshole who thinks he's smart.

>>11587411
True. But on the other hand none of the other things they were after were a mineral or gem either.
Connie isn't a Gem.
If you want a real mind fuck though

How did they know what any of what they were looking for looked like?

>>11587411
Maybe you're really stupid, gems don't have dads so mydad wouldn't be my anything since they have no equivalent on Homeworld.

>>11587433
I always thought Aquamarine just asked "are you X?" and then said yes and topaz caught them.

>>11587442
I know they don't have parents, but wouldn't they know what "my" meant there? They couldn't gone "oh hey, what's a dad? It must be their leader" or something. I think the only reason the "mydad" thing existed is that so Crewniverse could raise a possibility of another gem hybrid in-show (in a rather slapdash way is you ask me)

>>11587452
She asked for "a Connie" or "a Lars" I suppose

>>11587452
If that's the case.
How did they get Onion?

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Instead of this stupid anon complaining let's talk about the real questions. Why did Topaz put Lars so close to her ass?

>>11587461
>Are you a Connie?
>Yes?
>Get caught

I can kind of see that happening if someone asked you "are you a (name)" and it was your actual name, you probably would say yes without thinking about it

>>11587464
Maybe they heard someone refer to him as "onion". Otherwise, yeah that doesn't make a lot of sense.

>>11587459
Peridot wrote it as one word, gems have no parents so they didn't think "dad" meant anything and was just a name, stop being so autistic about this.

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>>11587464
Muh muh muhmuh muh.

>>11587483
Actually this is a pretty good point. The idea of having a Dad is utterly alien to Homeworld.

>>11587492
Yeah but then Aqua says Yourdad. I just think something would've clicked.

>>11587519
Again, once you add the dad they'd assume it's just another name. Peridot thought Steven's were a race after all, they don't understand Earth.

The gems are selectivly idiotic to progress (or hold back, in nearly every case) the story.

Becky is a bad writer and squandered chance after chance

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>>11587606
You're an autist who has to shitpost now that he's been proven wrong.

>>11587618
I'm not that person you were arguing with, anon.

>>11587623
You sound just as stupid though.

>>11587627
Lol, shut up you virgin.

>>11587627
Haha, get btfo, virgin.

>>11587635
>he said,soda dribbling of his triple chin,ignoring his mother calling him out of the basement for dinner

I'm watching Clarence and Jeff just said to him "I'm going to kill you Clarence", "I'll die with you" and "I'm sorry for trying to kill you".

What was Sugar excuse for using "away for life"?

>>11587670
Lol gay, stop projecting virgin.

>>11587695
>needs to start an argument on an anonymous image board to get attention
>calls others virgins
>accuses others of projecting when they're clearly telling the truth
Neck yourself autist-kun

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>finally went through my massive fucking dump folder and sorted a bunch of shit into folders
>i have 532 lappys
i still need more

>>11587694
>"So, you two can't get along unless you think I'm going to kill you." - Garnet, Secret Team
I think Sucrose just thought of being cheeky about it.

>>11587705
Lol you still going virgin?

>>11587723
Here's your last (You).
Use it well.

>>11583856
what the hell

>>11587742
Bye virgin.

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>>11587012
>"Reunited" has nothing to do with characters in the show reuniting
>It just refers to us reuniting with the show after a 7 year long hiatus

>>11583378
>these broken, frayed, painfully fingernails
FILE THEM RIGHT NOW REEEEE
take better care of these sausage hands of yours, jesus

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>>11587804
looks like a nailbiter
that doesnt fucking wash their hands
disgusting

>>11587694
It depends on the context. The moment with Lars was obviously a more serious situation. And it's not Sugar who comes up with these censors.

What's surprising is how much Star Vs got away with in their recent 4-parter. They said "kill" and "die" a lot in more serious tones, and I thought Disney was the safer one.

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>>11586792
me too anon, conniefagging still takes the shitcake anyday
>>11587713
not a rare lappy maybe you don't have this

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>>11587826
i do now
thanks mate

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>want to fap to some porn of lars
>it's all feminized fuccboi stuff
Lars is a man.

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>>11585581
kill yourself

>>11587869
tell pearlification fag to kill himself

>>11587949
Kill yourself

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>>11587869
How's this?

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>>11587971
Since I'm homo I'm pickier with straight porn I fap to. Lars has a nice ass in that one and I like how much effort he's putting, but his head is drawn weird.