/hfur/ general
Post and discuss your favorite furry dickgirls, herms, shemales and futas.
Contribute to the thread with pics, stories and banter.
Pastebins of stories from previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/XiCRXakL
http://pastebin.com/3z4vigAh
A cool drawfag:
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/the0painful0truth/
Fucking bumpfag
I'll bump you, fag
In the least the thread was barely started, so no real damage I guess
>>11556202
Please don't joke about that
I fucking hate that guy
>>11556219
If we give in to his terror we have already lost
Jk yeah he sucks but being bitter about it only feels bad
>>11556234
That bitterness is what helps keep this thread alive and only makes me want to fuck up his shit even more
Going on a bumping spree the next time I see him
Got some art of Cassie to go with the story I made
>>11557703
https://pastebin.com/vBFWbU67
>>11558023
>>11558030
>>11558035
>>11558048
>>11558058
>>11558065
to the anon who asked last thread about this pic: yes, she does have a dick. It's small, but it's there.
>>11558486
Honestly I wouldnt post anything like that if it was that questionable
I can see where the dick could be, but with the art style it could just be light bouncing off all that latex
>>11559783
>Honestly I wouldnt
It's a good thing I'm here to do it, then.
The light bouncing off that specific area shows a prominent ridge in the latex. If you've ever seen an unaltered, biological woman, you know they don't have that.
>>11556163
Why are sharks the best?
I want a shark hermfu.
>>11560097
Well that was fun
>>11559700
yes, your benis r2 smoll!
>>11559700
my wife
So why do you like hfurs, /trash/?
And how do you like them? Small, or big penis? Animal genitalia, or human?
For me it's the appeal of feminine body with a dick on it.
Also I really dig when they have a large animal penis, but is exclusively submissive. They could fuck you senseless with their eat rod, but they want you to dominate them, making their cock a useless, but still aesthetic part of their body, which you can tease at will.
Also for some reason, shemales (Female body with a dick instead of vagina) being fucked is the thing I enjoy the most. Maybe because I consider a girl asking for anal istead of vaginal being a huge pervert, and shemales are basically forced to be just as pervert. And that means A LOT of perversion
>>11562278
I like realistically big herms with animal dicks. I think that's just cause it's my usual furry preference, but for me herms are like the best of both worlds. Dudes with tits or chick with dicks, idgaf cause those are my favorite parts.
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>>11568593
He's at it again
>>11568593
>>11569249
Glad someone was around to bump
>>11559700
reel gurl have big benis
>>11570816
real girls have Tits
>>11571020
kiss my dick
this would really only motivate me to commit misdemeanors three times a week
>>11573344
home sweet herm
>>11559700
What did they mean by this?
>>11577546
I think it's a trans bathroom political statement communicated via kinky furry porn.
>>11577570
Segregated bathrooms are fucking stupid anyway since sexual offenders can go in anyway and some can be gay, so I'm okay with the message
>>11577546
what if
guys
what if
what if we put politics in our porn?
>>11577618
But then how will the penis police be able to bust into your stall and make sure you're in the right place?
>>11577677
penis inspection room in the front of the building
Look I just want a busty, slutty shark babe's cock in my mouth. Is that so much to ask, I mean really
>>11578705
But do you really deserve that?
>>11578795
y..yea
>>11578873
You will never be happy
>>11580275
; ;
Do you think ted cruz would approve of us?
>>11582058
that's an oddly specific question
are you the zodiac killer himself?
my southside niggas that know me best know that me and taylor might still have sex. why? I made that bitch famous. god damn. i made that bitch famous.
>>11582958
He's the kinda guy who faves porn on his work twitter, maybe he's the kinda guy who jerks to cartoon foxes
i wish someone else was here i dont like spamming porn by myself cya
>>11583539
that 100% wasnt him that liked it, it was some dumbass intern or some shit
>>11583567
A joke- On the internet?!?
>>11583567
That's what they all say
Can we get some casual herms?
>>11585341
This will always be me favortie picuture from this general. That ass and taint are too perfect for this world.
does anyone know what """game'""" this is from?
>>11588503
well, its from an artist off of e621 "lonbluewolf" but I dont know if its actually from a game.
>>11588745
yeah, ive reverse image searched it before. i just kinda hope one of the couple other faggots that frequent these threads would know it
Women in Tunisia can choose their own husbands now, but we still can't suffocate on herm dick
>>11592773
idk why but the OCs with four arms just make me DIAMONDS
>>11592822
The number 4 must subconsciously be reminding you of the tetraedrical arrangement of sp3 orbitals in diamonds.
>>11592861
idk what that means
>>11592912
No worries mate
Anyone have that one shark herm story?
Some great writefag made it and fucked off right after.
At least she doesn't take your stapler
Its dead captain.
>>11596498
But I need more chicks with dicks to fight the crippling depression
>>11596498
Goonies never say die
>>11596711
yaaaaas
>>11596730
Foreskins look great in art. Well, unless exaggerated.
>>11596800
Not what I meant, but I agree. I'm not a fan of too much loose foreskin
>>11596868
I know, the four arms. Just had to put you on the spot.
>>11596498
The life of the thread has indeed died, and I didn't do much to try and save it
Had some ideas to try, but I was too focused on bumpfag to do them
>>11597569
I mean, post it up anyway dood.
>>11597628
Well I wanted to try and create random scenarios for the thread
Small concepts of herms in particular situations
I was also considering trying another herm list to create more OC's
It did well way back but I'm not sure how things will go with it now
>>11599644
I love making characters and creative stuff like that. Who knows, maybe others will too?
>>11599717
I don't know if you can push others to be creative, because now it just seems that people only come here solely to fap
Which is what I feared would happen eventually
>>11600137
I don't think you can either, but you can create an environment for people who are. I think the big image dumps are great, but they space out the conversation so much that it gets to be hard to keep it going. I mean, if we can get 30 people dumping images each thread why can't we get more than a few actually posting?
We could rebrand as intersex and diversify, but I think it's safe to say that cuntboys are their own unique fetish.
>>11600271
>30 people dumping images
It's actually a lot less than that, there are always a few with dynamic ips that flip every few hours, so one person can add on quite a few IPs to the thread if they post often, especially by phone
But this thread really isn't meant for big image dumps, it hurts the potential for conversation and only has others asking others to post more of this and that
I mentioned before I'm not fond of them but there wasn't much I can do if it helps keep the thread alive from bumpfag
I know we can fix up these threads to a degree if we put out some kind of creativity that others can attach themselves to, but you can only go so far without others being creative themselves
>>11601167
Well, I'm working on two stories right now that feature herms. I wish that one Anon would come back with the rest of his story with that hotel manager.
>>11597143
WOAH! that's not a stick, that's a log!
maybe we need our own culture/stuff aside from puting images, in other threads people do more than post simply pics...
>>11602549
>>11592861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGbQJ1d7QtI
I really want to have inside this threads futa edits, anons requesting to futify their fav pics and some editors doing cool stuff...
>>11603004
There's already a thread for that >>11578311
>>11602599
This
>>11603004
I feel like that's disrespectful towards the artists that are having their works edited
>>11603175
Someone who thinks the same way as I do, huh
Plus it wouldn't help the whole image dumping situation or spark convos
>>11556202
Head of her cock looks like a butt
>>11559700
Could probably put something better
>>11603419
Can I see it with something Bart Simpson would say?
Why is it that everything has to be extreme and only 1 in 10 images is reasonable fappable?
>>11603526
Because you set your standards way too high?
>>11603419
she would be so perfect with a bigger penis...
>>11603579
shemales need reasonably sized cute feminine dicks
But have this, actually need to work on shrinking her dick to about half the current size
>>11603571
I don't know how that's supposed to be attractive
>>11603636
>>11603674
This is about the limit of exaggeration for me.
>>11603636
>work on shrinking her dick to about half the current size
>>11603636
Wrong. Shemales / futas need to be submissive and have massive cocks, which are ideally drooling a lot of cum.
>>11603739
Elephants will never be hot
>>11603728
How am I supposed to fit that thing in my mouth?
>>11603636
big, stronk, well armed... this are the kind of futafurs I love so much...
>>11603636
>>11603739
both worng, futafurs are the utimate mastergender, like flesh-made gods among us, they represent the the top of the fuck piramid, the ones who top the tops, the ultimate life forms made to rule the others... no gender can beat their ultimate supremacy
>>11603913
I'd like to read a story about a society where enslaved humans rise up and overthrow their futa overlords by virtue of sheer numbers, turning them into mindbroken slaves of their own.
>>11604038
actually, the humans are the ones who end mindbroken by the futafur cock addiction, also futafurs dont need to enslave anyone, the anons simply cannot live without their goddesses,
Once you take the futafur cock there is no stop, there is not a better experience in this and the other world, nothing feels as good it, a new brave new world of experiences and pleasures your mind never imagined it can be possible before, that's why anons gladly learn their position in the world, there is nothing they love more than their futafurs, futafurs became their idol, their ideology, their religion, their gods...
the reason to exist, the alpha and the omega, life was never so great before them...
>>11604187
Don't you have a horsecock to be choking on?
>>11604271
I think it's pretty clear I dont have one anon... why do you think I write this kind of stuff?
>>11604442
So buy one from bad dragon
>>11604187
holy shit what a faggot
at this point just go find some nigger with aids, it's the closest you'll get
NNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
>>11604456
>go find some nigger with aids
>it's the closest you'll get
I think not anon, and that racism dont seems to be very healthy...
>>11604450
not the same, a lot of features missing...
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why this puritanian overreaction? I though here we all like futas and some anons like to be subs it's like you got cringed by it... in /trash none less...
Just accept your new overlords, soon or after you will do
>>11604545
> why this puritanian overreaction?
There's a point at which the fetish becomes so extreme it's hard to take you seriously when you express it.
It's like going into a transformation thread and listening to someone vividly fantasize about turning into a woman. Well if that REALLY turns you on THAT much, why aren't you taking female hormones yet? Even that shitty approximation of womanhood should be enough for you at that point.
Also, as someone with heavily dominant tendencies, your posts do indeed come off as very cringy, since I can't relate to them at all.
>>11604629
This, not everyone wants to be raped by herms
>>11604545
There is a point where you go from sharing something to very vividly describing something that is niche to the group as a whole. I like big muscly herms, and I like the ones with four arms, but I'm not going into intense detail about these things in the general thread
>>11604629
I never talked about gender bender and in fact is a fetish I respect but I dislike it as much as cuntboys, you can be sub mostly for futafurs and at the same time like to be male, there is no conflict here unless you have one in your head...
> as someone with heavily dominant tendencies
Well, first of all I dont care about your own tendences and this thread is for all kind of anons, not only for "your tendencies"
Oh, also I am very dominant for females you can be both you know? you can be and enjoy both sides of the coin, hunt and being hunted both are great, I'm the anon who made the thread about extreme furry porn so yeah, I like to gape those soft indefense sheep furries...
you better get used about my cringy style, I always write this kind of stuff when I'm horny for futafur, I just enjoy doing it and I will do more in the future, in fact it would be great to help to corrupt your soul making you time after time more slutty, the ones who are more eager to defend their "topness" are usually the ones with a secret strong insatisfied slutty desire... like I was
Just don't be afraid, accept it, feel it, enjoy it...
you will learn to get used to it and LIVE-FOR-IT
and BOI you are already inside, you already fap to futas it is just a mater of time, embrace your true yourself at the end you will do it soon or later...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nhbGc7u284
How fucked is it that we have a general in the literal butthole of 4chan about anthropomorphic animals with huge tits and dongs, we have basically no right to criticize anyone's fetish.
Then >>11604919 comes along just to prove that when some folks hit bottom they just start digging
>>11604946
Come anon, let's just forget about this autism and post some herms
>>11604946
the thing is, what some people can see it as "hit bottom" (you guys have a huge complex about sexuality in USA) can be in reality the opposite: liberation, and it's one of the most wonderfull things, it's not hitting the bottom, it's touching the sky... and it feels good, it feels great, because it's indeed great, we have only one life, be sure to make it your paradise before it's too late.
Chains... break all of them, you need to fly
>>11605129
...and yes, let's focus on the topic, the great futafurs!
each anon deserves his own futafur whatever are his personal tastes, they are all great...
>>11605129
Look it's great that you feel "liberated" but you don't need to pontificate to us about the virtues of subbing to herms
I don't think you realize this, but not everyone likes the same shit or thinks the same way as you do
>>11604919
This thread may be for everyone, but when you start shoving your fetishes into others faces like this, you need to leave
Everyone has their tastes, and everyone has an opinion
If they don't like your thing, don't try to force them to like your shit
>>11605278
>her fat drooping balls
unf
I mean I'm glad the thread woke the fuck up for once
Maybe we could put some of that activeness into something that will boost the thread
>>11605278
>this artist
yes hello where did the drawfag went
>>11607625
almost thought she just had really long armpit hair