Waifu Claiming Thread
Rules:
>you broke rule number 1
>ezra
>chit
>chat
>post
>>11545065
I miss this poster ):
Cut me yuno
>>11545138
>>11545144
I miss erp with that poster :(
Spam me bradley
>>11545444
I never got to erp with that poster ;-;
Cut me yuno
>>11545459
Ask him to erp with you ; - ;
Spam me bradley
>>11545498
Nowo
Cut me yuno
>>11544697
Sorry for the hiatus. I'm a controls programmer. Cyber security sounds fun - there is also a pretty high demand for those skills too!
It's too quiet
>>11545065
>>11546733
>>11546838
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдёт мeня
>>11547121
So cold.
>>11546931
>>11547289
That's me, cold as death
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
How's the meds owo
Cut me yuno
>>11547303
Why not be warm as a hug? :/
>>11546931
nice ears
>>11547289
hey gunpla
>>11547480
and the legs?
>>11547486
Hey. How goes the current day/night cycle?
Evening fellas
>>11547415
Because it's not who I am
Give the cat a piece
>>11547486
alright as usual
>>11547623
Evening m8.
>>11547691
Want hugu?
Bun me ..
>>11547762
Hello again tomo
>>11547486
If you go loli for a vampire is it really loli?
>>11547608
eh, its alright, pretty bored, you?
>>11547726
watcha doin?
>>11547801
what loli? i dont see a loli
Thanks
>>11547861
Das a loli vampire
>>11547799
Scarves are kawaii
>>11547801
Likewise. How goes the night?
>>11547857
:(((((((
>>11547861
Okay so far. Watching cringe comps and meme vids for now. No plans tonight?
>>11547758
Hi :)
>>11547881
Is this where I reee and stuff since you posted my waifu?
Precious comfy snek.
Mine. Mine alone.
>>11547993
If you want
>>11547963
hi not muffin
>>11548030
Sounds like too much effort.
>>11548057
I saw that.
>>11547861
nothing at all
yourself ?
>>11548068
Uzuki is too cute for me to not want to post. Being negative in general is too much effort
>>11548042
>>11548027
>>11548057
Being negative requires no effort
>>11547942
Better than the day
>>11548057
Hi not nothing
>>11548104
Hmph, you can't have her! I think so too.
I got multiple Uzuki's during the event and scrapped them all
>>11548068
:(
>>11548104
>>11548104
>>11548104
>>11548157
hi not muffin
>>11548130
Im glad to hear it. Doing anything rn?
>>11548215
She's just an avatar! How you been doing?
>>11548232
>>11548232
>>11548232
Bunch of bullies around here.
>>11548229
I've never actually played KanColle assuming that is what you're talking about.
>>11548232
I was going to post more scarf pictures of her for you but I don't have any.
>>11548266
You're just an avatar! I'm alright, I slept way too much today. I've got to head out for a little bit but I should be back soonish. How about yourself?
>>11547911
ur a loli
>>11547942
i never have plans
>>11548085
just playing league leveling my smurf right now
>>11548325
that's what I'm here for
>>11548325
>>11548325
>>11548325
>>11548326
NA ?
holy shit
>>11548325
pantsu
>>11548399
yea
>>11548325
I meant she was an avatar if I'm using her, not that she's not legitimate for you (if you were thinking I meant that idk). I'm doing alright, feeling a little sore, I should probably lay down more. What do you need to do?
40,000
>>11548326
Why not?
Im claiming this hottie Thottie
>claiming for eternity
https://youtu.be/8RtSOK2p61s
>>11548579
Cute
>>11548232
Hi not nothing
Nice scarf by the way
>>11548634
hi not muffin
goodnight by the way
>>11548419
why a smurf again ?
>>11548597
This bitch pisses me off during online matches
>>11548655
Hi not nothing
Goodnight
Nice numbers by the way
>>11548567
cause i never do stuff
>>11548669
meh, its something to do
>>11548735
>>11548735
Why not try?
Here
>>11548973
Hi Tomoko
>>11548985
Hi anon
>>11549139
How was work?
>>11548880
wut
>>11548920
i like not doing stuff
>>11548973
hi tomo
>>11549322
Sucked and I dont want to go in at 7 tomorrow
>>11549326
Hi there
>>11548973
ketchup
>>11549326
you are weird
>>11549402
Shit I am sorry to hear that. Do you have to help with daily prep that early? Do you usually eat when you get to work?
>>11549521
Hi
>>11549529
Not really. Thats a guys job. No I wait till my break
>>11549544
Do you at least have coffee upon arrival?
>>11549594
Sometimes
>>11549637
Wjat do you get to eat?
>>11549544
thought you had off today
>>11549648
Whatever food I order. today was fries and a quesadilla
>>11549677
Nope I wish
>>11549402
work at 7? gross
>>11549521
so are you
>>11549720
too late to wish that
>>11549796
no you
what time do you work at ?
>>11549720
Did you put the fries on the quesadilla :3
>>11549796
Way gross yeah
>>11549844
Never too late
>>11549846
No just on the side
>>11548394
Saved.
You're here to bully?
>>11548419
It was tasteful pantsu at least, right?
>>11548438
O-oh, I completely missed what you meant there so I just memed you in my initial response. Why sore? I went and got a haircut before they closed because I'll be out most of tomorrow and picked up dinner on my way home.
>>11549914
Do you have any friends there?
>>11549919
He went to bed I think, unless he's lurking. It's ok, what kind of haircut did you get? and what food? :o
>>11549928
ehh not really.
>>11549914
12:34 it is for me
>>11550071
Details.
>>11550153
good time to drink at least
>>11549844
i dont work
>>11549914
playing for ffxiv?
>>11549919
eh, was alright
>nice response time btw
>>11550210
I work tomorrow
>>11550234
I hit level 45 the other day and did my class quests
>>11550234
are you a pet ?
>>11550355
I do too but I need it
>>11550381
Ill live
>>11550066
Oh. Sorry idk what else to ask
>>11550401
hope you do
>>11550451
Its fine anon. Im just playing some tanks.
>>11550489
Uh thanks I think
>>11550526
sure sure
>>11550526
Oh that sounds fun
>>11550547
Cute
>>11550547
I think I should probably shower now
>>11550680
Yeah it was ok. Nothing too crazy happened today
>>11550728
right on
>>11550830
Yeah I will still smell like food at the end of tomorrow though
>>11550849
yummy
>>11550854
Hi Rory
>>11550883
No its way nasty
>>11550944
Hi
>>11550944
tacomo
>>11550954
Do you smell like food after work?
>>11550957
Ehh? No futa
>>11550975
I smell like fat, onions and hate. A lot of it is in your clothes. Wash work clothes seperately and on hot, have a shower when you get home.
>>11550975
no forget the text focus on the name
>>11551030
I slept in my work clothes after work one day and my bed smelt like it too
>>11551058
Uh why taco?
>>11551084
Silly tomo
>>11551120
No prefctly normal. Probably going to do it tomorrow because they want me there too early
>>11551084
why not
>>11551146
Just get up earlier
>>11551184
Because I dont get it
>>11551196
No that would make it worse
>>11551217
Its only going to increase your workload. Getting up earlier lets you get ready earlier.
>>11551271
I already am getting up at 6:15 though
>>11551320
Again, earlier. What time do you have to work?
>>11551333
7
>>11551336
Id say 5:30. Gives you time for a coffee.
>>11551356
Fuck that.
>>11551369
Then go to sleep earlier. Thats about all I can say to make your tomorrow less miserable
>>11551406
I cant.
>>11551433
Any reason why not?
>>11551439
because I just lay there for hours without falling asleep.
>>11551457
Take stuff that will make you sleepy.
>>11551457
You really need to set your sleep time to your work hours. I cant really help you with anything more.
>>11551506
I do some nights
>>11551520
The work hours are inconsistent. I practically open 2 days and almost close on 2 others. ehh i guess its not too important
>>11551553
Should ask for more consistent hours
fl
Hi.
>>11554145
Greetings
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
How's the meds owo
Cut me yuno
>>11554145
Hi friend
Slachowowowowo
Being taken uwu
Cut him Yuno
>>11554156
Hi anon, how you doing?
>>11554186
Hey, are you up to something today?
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
And how do you feel owo
Cut me yuno
>>11554214
Hi friend
Not really
Slachowowowowowo
I'm starting to feel better uwu
Cut him Yuno
>>11554214
I'm annoyed because I died in a game with permadeath on a character I had probably 50 hours in a little bit ago
I'll get over it soon though, how are you? You normally sleep shortly don't you?
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
That's good owo
Cut me yuno
>>11554264
That sucks, what game was it?
I normally sleep 6 hours but today was my free day.
>>11554230
Same then.
Slachowowowowo
It is uwu
Cut him Yuno
Clem
>>11555336
>>11555336
You can't claim a blank image.
>>11555425
Akari is a mega cute
Which Akari is this?
Would you a G3?
No because shes mine.
>>11555565
She most certainly is (:
I didn't know there were other claimers but I haven't been in the threads since they were on /b/
Do you claim?
>>11555825
There's a semi-active thread on /b/ right now if you are looking for more people to talk with.
>>11555939
I would but I have to go now. Are you the other Akari claimer?
>>11556242
Nope, I was just posting the few images I have of her because I wanted to.
>>11555825
Math Akari :D
>>11559798
>>11559881
>>11560054
>>11560085
>>11560167
>>11545065
>>11560219
You're an only child and it really shows,
and I'm a heartless prick, God only knows...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8boGz_Y522U
>Misaki Claimed
Holy shit that hand is giant
just a small medulka
Really makes me think
?
I don't know
ok
It's cold
it's starting
..
I turned off the AC
duke me
I put the heater on in my car in the morning
fl me
I don't have a car
nemurin me
fair enough
Beat me
https://youtu.be/TCVzw7Cbcgw
I used to have a scooter
>>11563381
never
did it have heat?
I was referencing the headphones
No
oh
ok
Dingus
2nd best girl
:(
haven't seen that one in a while
:D
I've never seen it uwu
:
I meant eli poster
D me ..
Lemon?
?
yes, I think
._.
He heresy I think :(
:(
I know of another one he posts, don't know if there are others
Dick
He likes the purple girl
I thought so..
which one? It's probably a nice girl
Do you always have that on your mind..
This one
not always..
ah
Perv..
I like to think he still loves eli so he switched to her lover
*dukes*
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jaWdVJO5H98
..
see you later
gets duked
<3
it's true..
ok
>>11563918
I'm leaving /waifu/
I have no romantic feelings for any of the characters I have claimed and I only come here out of pure habit, I'm going to search for a waifu that I have actual feelings for, get a job at my dad's company, get better communication skills and generally regain control over my life.
Goodbye.
https://youtu.be/oFBbOHohwR8
Here and stuff
Mai is dead
Lucky him
Epic
>>11563963
ketchup
>>11564249
Updated names
>>11564559
i still don't get it
>>11564589
Those are just the names of the fish. I don't ask you what ritsu means ya dingus
>>11564455
Was in a dungeon
>>11564876
kinky
>>11564947
no
>>11564968
not that kind of dungeon I see
>>11565356
Why would it be?
>>11565392
he's a pervert
>>11565392
I don't know
>>11565456
Thats ok
>>11565563
Uh huh
>>11565612
yea
>>11565658
You lie
>>11565575
but it's not ok when it's me :(
>>11565687
Depends
>>11565667
rude I'm hurt now
>>11565712
of what?
>>11565718
Well the truth hurts
>>11565748
On what the chat is about.
>>11565843
I can't even remember what it could have been about
>>11565875
Me neither. Nice pic
>>11565843
it hurts
>>11565915
can't go wrong with stripes
>>11565918
You will live
>>11565945
That one has too many details
>>11566115
I didn't think there was such a thing as too many details
>>11566133
There is
>>11566115
maybe
>>11566350
Nah you will be fine
>>11566435
I hope
>>11566596
Dont be a baby
>>11566632
ok mommy
>>11566747
No
>>11566759
ok no
>>11566632
Hi Tomoko
I miss my S14...
>>11566817
good
>>11566887
Sorry was in dungeon. How are you?
>>11566931
S14?
>>11567234
>>11567265
hm?
>>11567234
My old project car. After killing the motor for a third time, I ended up selling it as basically an empty shell because I thought I'd be moving across the country but now that's kinda been put off because the person I would have been moving in with kinda got in a really bad car accident and yeaaaaahhh... I regret my decisions.
meow
>>11567286
nothing I think
>>11567494
cute ears
>>11567494
Nyan
>>11567353
Well that just sucks all over the board
>>11567494
Vamp cat
>>11567558
You lying again?
>>11567571
Post bully pic
>>11567579
I forgot which one it was.
>>11567623
Wasnt that one but that looks fun
>>11567579
Yeah no kidding.
>>11567558
>>11567571
>>11567579
Hi
https://youtu.be/xoYVEQeJ4WQ
>>11567732
Well hope it gets better and thats a way cute pic
>>11567739
Whats up with the eyes
>>11567796
Don't worry about it
>>11567839
Worrying about it.
>>11567671
It was an Uzuki pic, right? This one maybe? Or the pouting face with pantsu?
I have a goldfish memory sometimes
>>11567739
Up to anything?
>>11567757
Can't say I'm a fan.
>>11567946
I think I would remember the carrot
>>11567866
Well stop it
>>11567946
Just laying in bed watching tv
>>11567975
The glasses are soothing
>>11567963
I bet it was this one!
>>11567975
What are you watching? I just finished an episode of anime myself. I'm debating if I should go lay back down after sleeping all night or just stay up and perpetuate my horrible sleep schedule.
https://youtu.be/s_q35qRvAGQ
>>11567946
Feel the music. How are you?
>>11568000
That was the one
>>11567999
Eh, they're alright
>>11568000
Dawn of the planet of the apes
Oh, does anyone still have any kind of contact with the guy who used to post Tsuyu like a year ago? I kinda just let the thing we had die and I dunno... I feel bad now and I've been wondering if he still lurks around here...
>>11567796
Getting there. I still need a new S chassis car to build into my perfect street missile, and I still live in Phoenix.
>>11568001
It gives me a headache, is that what I'm suppose to be feeling?
I'm somewhat tired and mildly salty that my drip system broke so I have to call somebody in the morning to come fix it.
>>11568007
Thankfully this folder isn't very big so I didn't have to look very hard to find it.
>>11568024
Never seen it. Enjoying it?
>>11568024
My personal favorite
>>11568062
I think they are gone, I dont know. How much would that cost?
>>11568087
Smol and cute
>>11568087
idk then, you shouldn't feel pain when you listen to music. what is a drip system?
>>11568087
I've seen it a few times, it's alright
>>11568103
Im not a huge fan of them, but they aren't bad
>>11568156
So they are even ground for you?
>>11568103
Two of my favorite aspects of Uzuki.
>>11568141
I was teasing a bit, though I'm really not too fond of that kind of music. It's sort of like sprinklers, they water plants in your yard. Mine decided it didn't want to shut off and I have no idea how long it's been running but I figured out how to turn the water off to it thankfully. Google says it's probably a valve not working properly and that it's a somewhat easy fix for a professional so I suppose I'll see tomorrow.
>>11568156
I don't watch movies too often.
>>11568103
>I think they are gone
Damn it... He apparently deleted his Telegram a few months ago, so I dunno what the fuck happened to the guy. I know he had some problems with depression and such but he was a total sweetheart and honestly I'm the biggest jackass on the face of the earth sometimes. I don't realize what I have until its too late and by the time I've realized that I've already been without them for months...
I'm sorry.
>>11568192
Yea
>>11568203
I have my TV on all the time, so I'll like half watch stuff while playing games
>>11568203
Sounds bad, I hope it's alright. Up to anything besides drowning your yard?
>>11568219
Nothing to do about it so probably dont worry about it.
>>11568266
I know, and that's part of the problem. Its the uncertainty that really gets under my skin when I find myself in shit like this. It's a constant poking in the back of my mind, wondering what happened to him and if maybe, just maybe, he'll forgive me for being so ungrateful, for just throwing away what we had because I was distracted by the things that didn't matter... I dunno, I'm sorry...
>>11568345
They probably moved on. I mean it sounds like they cut contact so yeah. Its not like worrying will change this.
>>11568229
big boobers
>>11568221
I don't really watch tv at all. If anything I've replaced it with twitch or random online videos that I'll watch/listen to throughout the day when I'm not doing much else.
>>11568229
I don't think it's too-too bad thankfully since the water comes out pretty slow. I'm catching up on my weekly anime and strongly considering going to lay back in bed after each episode. Are you doing anything this late?
>>11568389
Don't be a pervert
>>11568467
You should strongly consider the naps. I'm listening to music and relaxing. There's this window without a curtain so I have been covering it with my pillow but I got duct tape and blocked it so I can finally snuggle my pillow again
>>11568467
i feel like we had this same conversation the other day
>>11568493
too late
>>11568493
Trying to get rid of me, huh? Worried about people seeing you naked or something? Do you only have one pillow? I sleep with three.
>>11568508
We might have! I'm prone to repeating myself and while I don't put a ton of effort into my conversations my answers are normally genuine.
>>11568606
Woah blue hair cute is cute
>>11568508
oh well
>>11568606
You and Shizuru need sleep. I don't want people to see me fap. It's actually 2 windows covered with 2 pillows. I got one window covered with duct tape so now I only need to sacrifice one pillow
>>11568642
More cute than Uzuki?
>>11568645
Shizu does, I need less sleep if anything! You, uh, should go buy some curtains. They're pretty cheap.
>>11568669
Way.
>>11568606
shit happens
>>11568642
work early tomorrow tomo?
>>11568645
why not just get some curtains for those windows?
>>11569086
AT ten so not too bad. Maybe even do some final fantasy
>>11569086
They used to have a curtain but an AC was added and it used to be one big window but now it has 2 spots open that aren't really meant for curtains. And I'm poor
>>11568669
No money. Teach Shizuru your ways
>>11569083
Fite me
>>11569167
No job? I would if I even understood my ways. Maybe the secret is in my bed, it's super comfy after all. I'll try inviting him to it next time I see him.
>>11569113
anything before noon is too early
>>11569167
rip
>>11569224
blue hair definitely cuter
>>11569261
I'll fite both of you at the same time
I'm gonna go fap
>>11569261
rest in paradise
>>11569224
He doesn't seem like the affectionate type but I could be wrong