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It's not bara, you're just a closest faggot

>>6138247
They literally gave it a musclegut.

>>6136789
>Could not find ANY Tux porn on google
Holy shit- Really? Nothing?

These days, I usually only fap once a day, if at all. Sometimes twice, if I'm really lusting over a particular fetish.

Most I've ever done is 7 or 8. Was way back when I was first getting into furry shit as a horny young lad. I just kept fapping and then getting horny again like 30-45 minutes later.

>>6105025
My natural cd is about 15-20 minutes. You?

Jesus christ I can only manage to do it once every 3 days and I'm 22. Is something wrong with me?

People on the Internet ask for it, I provide it.
Simple

you seem amused

>>6100313
>drawing porn
>family member sees
>they ask you to draw some for them.
Wat do

Welcome to /trash/?

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Nothing wrong with LOL threads. They've been around since long before /trash/ came along.

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You did it again motherfuckers I warned you.

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>artist constantly puts off your commission while continuing to churn out "gift art" for all his friends
>claims that he's stressed out by the commission because he feels like it has to be better quality because it's a commission
>fucking 14 months later when he finally finishes it, it's literally the same quality as his "gift art"

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>I'll show you the sketch by the end of the week
>it's been three weeks

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>>6127103
>get commission slot from artist who has really difficult to secure slots
>artist continues doing quick turnaround commissions every week
>artist says absolutely nothing to you for months
>suddenly one day, get a notice that they've refunded you
>they say they were never interested in doing your commission, sorry

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>>6100538
Trick or treat to you, too!

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>>6100558
Y-you want candy from me? W-why?

What are you?

>>6101082
>Not recognizing Baphomet

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>Switch-Tan drawthread
Ok now you niggers are pushing it.

>Last thread isn't even at bump limit
What the fuck nigger.

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I'd like for there to be a fat, gassy Switchie

Floortiles?

>>6103847
flattening is pretty weird

ive heard weirder but ive suppressed those memories

>>6136502
Let's wet ourselves together.
Post a video of you peeing your pants.

>>6136502
That looks like fun.

>shitting on based nixon

>>6125719
>Clinton fully believes that aliens are trying to invade earth

Remind me again why she is a candidate for president, and not locked up in a mental asylum?

>>6130355

t. ayy lmao getting ready to invade earth

Bimpo

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Rin Tohsaka

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>>6146846
Ii-chan

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Giant Broccoli Man

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Tfw get mojo back but thread died so you had to make a new one.

>Be a fisherman out doing fisherman things in Gourd Pond
>You don't know how long you've been out in the water on your little Dinghy, although it looks like everyone has gone home.
>So many hours have passed and not a single bite.
>Shit.
>Perhaps it was time for you to throw in the towel as well and try again tomorrow
>You let out a grunt as you get up off your ass
>You reel in your line
Woah!
>You're suddenly met with a strong tug
>Oh boy, finally a bite!
About time this day finally paid off.
>You begin reeling in faster, met with an unusual fighting pattern of the fish that you hooked.
>Your arms ache, but like hell if it was getting away from you, not like this
C'mon...grah!
>You yank hard and pull the fish out of the water
>With it came a torrent of water right onto your and your little boat
>You're a panting, sweaty mess, but you finally caught something for once
>You wipe the water from your face and take a look at your bounty.
>You stare. Blink. Blink again.
>You splashed your face with more lake water to make sure what you were seeing was real.
what looked like half of a red carp also had half a human body attached to where the head should be.
>it came with a belly, hair, accessories, and even a seashell-based bra
>You thought this thing only existed in fairy tales
How in the fuck...
>But now you gaze your eye upon
>A fucking mermaid.

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here we go

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>>6085742
>Well, you couldn't say you expected to catch something like this here
>Her eyes seem closed.
>You aren't sure if she was sleeping or was knocked out from the struggle from before.
>You take another look over her and pinch your cheek, just to make sure you're not dreaming
>Curiosity got the best of you and you apporach the mermaid
>You first place an ear close to her mouth for a moment.
>You hear her breathing
>Well, at least she's alive
>You bring out a finger and poke her cheek
>You watch as her head twitched a moment upon touch
>That's 100% human skin you felt there too, albeit on the wet side.
>You assume that at best she was just sleeping.
>Either way you decided it was enough ogling
>Your first instinct was to shout at her to wake up, but your eyes saw a rather red, robust target even better.
>Although she was a mermaid, it seems like her fish hips were rather well developed
>Hell, there was even a hump where you could assume an ass could be placed, if she had one.
>It was too tempting to resist
>You reach your hand back and aim with the sight of a hawk
>You assume the position and smash your hand on the mermaid's 'ass.'
>"EEEEEEK!"

Dissociative disorder. I lose long periods of time, and I feel like I'm watching a strange movie.

>>6138252
Real life has felt like a collab movie between Wes Anderson, the Coens, and miscellaneous reality TV writers. It's stunning and scary.

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twilight why do you have wings

>>6136651
Don't worry, we can fix you. Unlike you damn ponies and your magic, WE have the technology.

>>6136651
This is my fetish. Seeing Twilight be decapitated and her head falling off.