I keep asking myself this question, Why do I keep coming here?
>>6435545
for porn
Thanks for the thread to test cross-board searching in
>>>/o/dat/
Saw someone use it once.
Neat, I wonder if this will work.
>>>/o//dat/
How the hell do people use tissues to clean up after masturbating? Do you just hold a big wad of them and cum into it?
For the longest time, I've just used a bath towel folded in half, so that I can sit on one end of it, then when I'm about to cum, hold up the other end and cum onto it. Then just fold the towel up and put it back in my dresser, and every once in a while, throw it in the wash (by itself) to clean it up.
Using tissues/paper towels has always seemed wasteful and much harder to do.
>>6398259
Putting it back in your dresser is gross. I know it's folded up, but still. I'd wash after every use desu.
>>6398289
Only one spot of it gets cum on it. I always fold the towel up so that the cum is on the inside; the outsides of the towel are clean.
What I want to know is, what is the lotion used for?
what is this meme
Rule #:If it exists there's a human version of it
>>6442977
>>6438961
Haha longboy
You are given the opportunity to send a message to Hitler. You get to choose during which part of his life he will receive it and there's no limits on what you are allowed to writ. The message is text only, no pictures or objects can be attached to it. What do you say?
Going under the assumption he will read and believe everything written?
1940.
Don't persecute homosexual men, take them into your cause. Don't break the non-aggression pact with Russia. Don't invade Russia. Always listen to Rommel. Never assassinate Rommel. Make Rommel your chief strategist. Get treated for your syphilis.
Go ahead, conquer Europe. You're still a shit artist.
Spoiler alert: you're a shit conqueror too.
Try to get as much pussy as you can
Have you ever made an OC, /trash/?
Why not post em here.
Part 2.
>>6424221
It's dead captain
Give up
>>6424221
>he got to commission Nekocrisp too
What type of job do you have that lets you commission every fatfur to draw that bird?
>>6425551
Electrician
big Gadget butt
Gargantuan Gadget gazongas.
>>6368892
Anon, I like a nice fat ass as much as the next guy, but that's so far off model it doesn't even resemble the source material.
Whats the deal with stock images?
>>6438835
they're probably just being mass-produced by that one quantum deepweb AI.
And before you go saying its impossible for it to exist, I will point out that Google has claimed to have a fully functioning Quantum computer.
2016 is a very strange year.
They're funny
Who is best Star Fox girl?
Fox
>>6396786
>those curves
>them hips
>that walk
>them tits
Newt Halloween - Part 2
Last Time...
>>6100538
>>6258260
>>6260721
Heh.
Welcome back.
Remove skull
Would you let Pheromosa give you a haughty smug princess handjob?
>>6433243
Don't know who that is but handjobs are never bad.
>>6433243
Pokemon has jumped the shark so hard. First the Mega Evolution stuff, then the Zelda-esque multiple universes thing, and then the fact these Ultra Beasts (which turn out to be just Pokemon from another dimension) then proceed to completely destroy the universe the first five gens take place in.
Pokemon was a mistake.
>>6433280
>then proceed to completely destroy the universe the first five gens take place in.
okay what
>We Are Number One but ___
the meme finally dies.
>every "number one" is replaced with Donald Trump saying "Hyoog"
>>6365202
every "number one" is replaced with the nutshack rap
Oviposition thread
what do you think the eggs smell like haha
Saturday/Caturday - 19th of November, 2016
/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #40: Lithe and Limber Edition
Previous Thread: >>6320039
>What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?
A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/iUWLGvB4
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0
>>6410579
I'm not familiar with Lithe, who is she?
>>6410589
lithe
ADJECTIVE
(especially of a person's body) thin, supple, and graceful:
"she lay gazing up at his tall, lithe figure"
synonyms: agile · graceful · supple · limber · loose-limbed · nimble
>>6410589
It's just a saying
Who is your favorite Let's Player?
>>6438946
Vinny vincent vinsauce bambino.
Egg
>>6439520
>"Scoot the Burbs" intensifies