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>>8074248
Shut up! Nobody tells me what do to! Plus, I just got out of the arena, and I'm tired. Can't I just rest for a minute or two?
>>8074249
Those wimps have nothing on my Goombas, Koopas, Bullet Bills and Hammer Bros! You don't even have any airships! Someone could easily take over your kingdom if they wanted to! You're just lucky that I don't care about Dreamland. Yet.
>>8074292
Still pretty lame. That's like a Tanooki that can't fly! I mean come on! Is your whole world as lame as you are? Cause I don't even think it would be worth taking over.

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>>8074222
Well, where I come from, Kitsune can't fly. So I'm sorry, you'll just have to deal with that fact.
If you want to see what I CAN do... Go on, keep pushing this.
>>8074252
Congratulations, and thank you host.

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Goodness. I seem to have missed quite a bit today. Looks like a few old friends are here as well as some new ones.

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She's a treasure!

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LINCOLN'S PENIS!

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WARNING: This is a Yuri fic.

(One Day, Lynn Walks To The Mini Grass Stadium.)
>Lynn: Time for Sport for me!
(Until She Sees a Cheerleader Group that Lynn never seen before.)
(There's a Taller blonde girl with Big breasts, A Girl with black hair and a small breasts, a Pigtail redhaired Girl, and a Ponytail Grey hair girl.)
(Lynn Find this Cheerleader group hot, and sexy, and She's in love on them.)
>Lynn: Holy Moly!! Those Cheerleader Girls look hot!! maybe I'll talk!
(So Lynn Decides to talk those Cheerleaders.)
>Lynn: H-H-Hey Girls.. Y-Y-You girls look H-Hot!
>Blonde girl: Hot??
>Blackhaired girl: Maybe because, she find us sexy..
>Blonde girl: Oh..
>Lynn: I-I-Im sorry what im saying, I Must lea--
>Blonde girl: Wait a minute little girl.. Are you in love on us??
(Lynn Began to blush.)
>Lynn: Y-Y-Yes...
>Redhaired Girl: You the only girl who got crush on us??
>Lynn: Yes..
(The Cheerleader Girls look confused, but then they used a sexy smug smile what Lynn says.)
>Blonde girl: you know what girls?? We should kiss Lynn!
>Lynn: Wait.. Wha---
(Then The Cheerleader Girls Kisses Lynn Multiple times, and Lynn Was Embarrassed what she got.)
(Few Seconds later.. The Cheerleader Girls Stopped Kiss Lynn.)
>Blonde Girl: That was a Good kiss right girls??
>Others (Except Lynn): Yeah!!
(after The Girls gone.. Lynn Is Going back to her house.)
>Lynn: That was the best day ever..

And, until someone makes a compilation, I'm just gonna keep pasting them all. Here's all the fanfics so far.

http://pastebin.com/BE0Gr3B4 - Hot Mae on Bea oral action

http://pastebin.com/3UqfrbZK - Jackie x Anon

http://pastebin.com/BnxQfD5q - The Party (trigger warning contains OC)

http://pastebin.com/8dZph0wi - Mae x Anon, wrestling

http://pastebin.com/Y6n02PQ7 - Anon and Mae go to Church

http://pastebin.com/bdFSjZ42 - Anon and Mae go to Church and Sin

http://pastebin.com/gscq7C4v - Bea

http://pastebin.com/qZj8Wdfp - Bea

http://pastebin.com/P0XxVyAU - Bea

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2nd for best gal

>>8068811

the nsfw ones should be tagged

First for "post tributes"

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is thsi the thread

>>8066709
cum with me

>>8070070
Just need to find a willing slut now that would love getting filled to the brim by us, maybe even some other anons would be willing to join in~

I pick her ass

Armpit hole!

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>>8072579
Be patience Barrett... Just wait until he lies up for a good hit...

>>8072579
you ever play here comes the pain?

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>>8072491 (Ahri)
Well now~ Guess it's time to figure out ways to find out.

>>8072503 (Satou)
>Suz leans over the table to collect the weapon. Angled up in the air, she pulls the hammer back with a chunky click as the cylinder turns. Flicking the gun backwards and supporting the handle with her fingers, she flattens her tongue against the barrel and shoves it into her mouth. A twitch of the finger sends the hammer flying forward into an empty chamber.

Ahhhh~

>She gives the same courtesy, spinning the cylinder freely with the hammer half-cocked and sliding it back across the table.

First for misogyny

>>8070891
>Still attention whoring

I'm losing mad respect from ya.

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>>8070900
I'm bored, horny, and it seemed relevant, considering where we are. Try tiddlywinks if you're that pressed for something to do. Or smoking.
>
The cool kids all smoke, why don't you

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>>8071152

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Stuff this bun full of pred dick

>>8067052
I fucked up the previous thread link, here ya go: >>8056045

Have a HIGH QUALITY RWBY RIP: http://picosong.com/GrEw/

What if Ruby asked you if you wanted to go on a panty raid?

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>>8070620
With how poorly you executed that, it feels like we're doing you a favor.

Neo is for sexual.

>>8070643
Agreed

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>>8069400
Fujiwara no Mokou

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>>8069400
Reigen Arataka

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>>8069400
Enkidu

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>this seems like a place to have one
Before getting to deep into this, I really want to kown why

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>>8055528

Do it on /pol/, you wimpy wuss.

I'm not overly fond of /pol/ either, but making a /pol/-hate thread outside of /pol/ not only screams "FAGGOT!", but also encourages /pol/luters to venture outside their containment board more often.

>>8055852
this
you're only gonna attract the retards trying to le redpill xD you OP

>>8065878
skull kid

>>8065878
Victini.

>>8065892
Thank you!
>>8065858
...Dismemberment issue?
-SK

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>>8066532

>>8066531
i have a crush on some of the posters avatars

i regularly imagine having sexual intercourse with their avatars but with the avatars having the mind of the poster

>>8066562
I know that feel.

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/r/ a banner for my cripplechan board, /eerie/. it's a blog board where I talk about my waifu, Eerie from Telemonster.
i've been the board owner of /eerie/ for six months and the only banner i have is a piece of shit i threw together in windows paint.
i have no money and can't draw so here i am. having a shitty banner on a board dedicated to my waifu brings me great shame.

you can pick the pose (though i prefer manly stuff) all i ask is that you make it 300x100, or some multiple of that, SFW, and that you draw him on-model.
what i mean by "draw him on-model" is i want to be able to take it and make it monochrome and still be able to tell it's eerie. if it's off-model then the only defining feature will be his color palette.
in other words, make his anatomy just like the refs.
CHIBIS ARE OKAY THOUGH, chibis are the one thing i won't require exact precision on. i love a tasteful chibi.

also i realize that the board has no posts other than me but i assure you it's been getting a lot of views lately. i've been advertising it extensively and getting people linking my most "funny epic" posts and mocking them and shit. people do see it. hundreds. so if you want you can put a link to your FA or whatever at the bottom of the banner, i don't mind that. hopefully free advertising for life will give you some motivation to make it on-model cause if it ain't then i'm not using that shit.

okay thanks. here's a video with more refs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yxo99F9_AE

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Requesting this with a human man dominating a male sableye, give the sableye the stockings and some panties please, bonus points if he's shooting a thick cumshot onto the bed from the fucking

My request was filled so I have none. Have a wonderful day, Anon.