i don't know if this is technically /b/ stupidity but /stupid/ thread? i'll start
>be 15
>i sneak out one night
>sitting at park bench waiting to meet a friend
>a guy approaches me and says some shit about skateboarding since i had it beside me on the bench
>he asks if he can take it for ride and says "i'll give it back after i'm done."
>surewhynot.jpg
>i give it to him and he pulls out a knife
>"hey buddy could you also empty your pockets out?"
>excuse me what
>muh autism kicks in
>"uhhhhhhh i got no cash on me man"
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>"sure you dont. now cough it up"
>im not lying either im a brokefag and don't have my phone on me since dad can look at location history
>"i have like a dollar of dimes on me man"
>he looks at me like a disappointed father and he bolts off like a kenyan with my skateboard
>fuck
>my friend shows up and we end up doing what our plan is
>never told anyone since scared looking even more beta
>>11523680
I'll take "things that happened last night" for five hundred, Alex.
>>11523680
did you ... did you get sent to trash?
WELCOME!!!
You're one of us now geeeheheheHEH EHHE HEH HEHEHEHE have a beer or five on me. This is suzan, john, paul, steven the rapist, david the pedo, alfred the diaper furrry, but don't get too close he needs a change right now. just make yourself at home. Don't worry about the 3 fursuiters fucking that one guy in the alley, he was asking for it really. Now, down on main street we have the degenerate porn factory, constantly churning out images of the internet's deepest darkest most degenerate fetishes- it kinda mounds up in snow drifts of smut but the wind carries it off eventually...see all that paper which has been blowing around your ankles? don't look too closely at it, it's for the best. We were just about to discuss the ethics of inter-dimensional holographic android prostitution, care to join us?
>>11523680
You want stupid, I'll give ya something stupid.
>I was born
There. THAT's stupid.
Keep watching porn
No I won't. Thank you, your revese physiology worked! Good bye trash!
Hello, Comrade Vikernes.
okay
>teehee, to get ALL my furry porn you have to follow me on twitter!
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>one porn post
Why can't we go back to simpler times?
>>11526633
If I have to do anything beyond going to their webpage to see their porn I don't even bother.
>click the media tab
>problem solved
>artist on twitter
>95% of posts are not art
Fuck OFFFF
/ftt/ - Fapping Together Thread
Post lewds and talk about fappin n' schlickin
White looks the best on brown
Previous thread: >>11515081
Maybe someone have services like this one? https://www.rlglet.com/
Like ....commands for fap, i think? Or just site for fap. I hope You know what i mean.
Hope everyone is enjoying themselves. <3
post pics of the loved blue dog
>transformation
>tumblr human hair on a pokemon
fuck off back to deviantart
sage
>>11526470
whats wrong with transformation
Now that the dust has settled
Now that the dust has settled
Now that the dust has settled
Now that the dust has settled
Now that the dust has settled
Now that the dust has settled
Now that the dust has settled
>>11524151
shut up, you're unsettling me
>>11524151
Mario > Crash >>>>>>> Sonic
>the dust has settled
On the day Nintendo is going to show off new features of Mario Odyessy?
Plushie Thread: Cuddle with me Edition
Post your SFW/NSFW Plush here.
>>11523847
That's pretty cute.
first post
>>11523847
That cat really looks like it either wants a cuddle or it wants to play peek-a-boo
>>11526057
That Pichu sure looks happy over it's masters love juice, maybe it'll evolve to Pikachu in near future?
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xuxkie xoo
Does /trash/ enjoy footpaws more than they enjoy human feet? Or is it an equal amount of enjoyment?
Paws>feet
human feet are disgusting honestly, i don't see how anyone could prefer them to paws
>>11523122
Equal for me, but i only like male feet/paws
Females are disgusting
Kemono thread.
Artist is Kagerofu. Gone, but never forgotten.
Sauce:
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64938490
Artist: Kikurage
Artist: Kourourin
Waifu Claiming Thread
Rules:
>holy shit I'm tired
>chart
>love
>hate
>post
>billy
>>11526192
>billy
Still here and >>11526174
I don't think it would be
>>11526218
Do you not like them?
>>11526217
That's my name
The Obscure or Generally Underappreciated Waifu Thread, Better Than Sniper Wolf Edition.
A place for those of us who have Waifus with little to no little art, lewd or otherwise.
the game literally just came out you faggot
>>11524798
Not that guy, but we've gotten porn of things that were still in the concept stage before. It's not at all unheard of for a game to have porn on release.
>>11523731
>Game is literally top 3 seller on Steam
>Obscure
HG
HUNGER GAMES
PREPARE TO DIE BETA. ACT 2.
Hoshi. Junko. Hoshi.
Aikawa. Yosuke. KK.
LF. KK. Kamina. Hoshi.
Mokou. Spider Nigger.
Spider Nigger. Jude. Seth. LF.
>>11525326
I AM BEYOND THE CONSTRUCT OF GENDER
>>11525326
I always hated that part...
/ntr/ general: Firm Grip Edition
Previous thread: >>11444828
Cucks:
>Post your "loyal" waifu, tell us all about them!
>Discover that your waifu might not be as satisfied with you as you thought.
>Maybe see it first-hand! We'll give your waifu what she needs, and your protests won't stop us!
>Learn that your waifu always loved, and will always love you, even if you can't pleasure her in the sack.
Bulls:
>Tease Cucks and enjoy their trust shattering with your every post.
>Steal and fuck (and maybe impregnate!) other anons' waifus while they watch.
>Humiliate the desperate Cucks sharing their waifus, while they jerk off pathetically.
>Make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters.
Cucks should try to post with images. Bulls can too. Waifus of all kinds welcome!
>And remember, no matter what, she'll ALWAYS love you
Cucktionnaire:
>Who is your Waifu? (Briefly tell us about her if you wish. Picture highly recommended)
>Do you prefer playing her role, or leaving it up to the Bull?
>Would you wear a Chastity Cage?
>Would you fuck your waifu's used pussy?
>Would you "clean" your waifu's used pussy?
>Would you enjoy teasing?
>Would you enjoy harsher verbal abuse?
>Would you lick her feet if she asked? (Even during sex?)
>Would you lick the bulls cock to prepare him?
>Would you lick the bull clean when he is done?
>Would you suckle his balls as he cums inside of her?
>Would you enjoy him getting rougher with her?
>Would you allow your bull to fuck you if he asked?
>Would you allow the bull to stay over?
>Would you be ok with him taking your bed to fuck in?
>Would you prefer the bull be indifferent to you, dominant with you, or friendly with you?
>Would you enjoy your waifu being gangbanged?
>Would you want to join the gangbang, or accept that you're better off staying out?
>>11524832
>>11524975
Momiji is really cute, is she your waifu?
>>11525000
Yeah, i love her dearly.
I'm bored. Give me a sentence or two and I'll have Glados say it for you.
Hi. Bye.
>>11524965
I'm never getting a third game am I? I lost hope for a half life cameo, but wow... Valve really can't count to three can it?
At least I got to meet batman. That was nice.
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