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>>2981866
bad taste, OP

>>2983077
Big gross balls, man. How is that bad taste?

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>>2982132
>Topic of the thread: What kind of TF pleases your boner?
Most kinds, but especially human->anthro but not overwritten personality, but rather adaptation/acclimation. Science over magic-ey stuff too. It's all good though, that's just the favorite.
>What kind kills it?
Most inanimate TF. I can kinda enjoy most of it in a non sexual scenario though.

At least the last thread died because it was rather active instead of the opposite.

>>2982132
>What kind of TF pleases your boner?
Stories that deal with the implication, social situation, etc. I'm a sucker for worldbuilding and psychological questions. My own fantasies about TF always deal with this stuff. I mean, of course I also like the sex part. But I like it when the contrast between what you were and what you are now is clear. That's the interesting part of transformation. After all, would Kafka's metamorphosis be interesting if the dude immediately started thinking as a beatle? No, not really.

>What kind kills it?
Bimboification or other "mind control" effects. Like those TF things where two dudes transform, and immediately start fucking each other. I'm not even against bimboification as a fetish, but for some reason it always boils down to losing intelligence and growing beach ball sized breasts. Bleh.

wow we're fucking dead huh

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>>2986109
Writeslut is still here!

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>"As I was saying, anypony who dares resist the reign of Berrylestia will be turned into a big, fermented fruit!"
"Down with Berry-*HIC*-lestia!"
>"As you wish, traitor!"

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>tfw still a virgin at 19

>>2948071
I've got a fantasy to share. Bit wordy, but then again, that's par for me.

I'm a bloody Yank, but (at least some of) my ancestors are Scottish, and I've had the opportunity to wear both a traditional kilt and a full tartan before, and found them to be mighty-fine levels of comfy. And yes, I do mean I was wearing them the proper, traditional way.

All the same, I don't find the idea of cross-dressing all that enticing - for me, at least. On the other hand, I have this thing for a pretty little femboy in a knee-length skirt, stockings and heels, with either a button-down shirt or a corset to accent his girlish figure. I'd have him walk around all day with me, watching him struggle not to gasp or moan or let on what all he isn't wearing under that skirt, and every now and then reach under it to grope his bare buttcheeks, wiggle the dildo in his ass or stroke the silk ribbon tied around his aching, pretty-boy penis.

Every few stores or so, I'd have a bit of mercy on him, and take him into the changing room for a bit of relief - by which I mean, I'd bend him over, hike up his skirt, pull out the dildo and stick it in his mouth like a bit gag while I lift my kilt, line the head of my cock up with his twitching, needy little asshole and slide right in, working myself up to a nice steady rhythm. Once I feel myself get close to the edge, I'll reach around underneath and undo the ribbon around his rod, holding up a pair of socks or panties for him to blow his load onto while I fill him full of my cum.

Once I pull out, I'll have him lick and suck my dick nice and clean, then lift his skirt so I can tie his rod up nice and secure again, before he turns around and presents his ass so I can slide the dildo back where it belongs.

Then, it's off to another store, because we're not done shopping yet.

I would like I cute chubby japanese girl to drizzle sauces on my dick and lick it up until I cum in her mouth. After she says "gochisousama deshita" and fixes her glasses

>>2948478
That's super hot. I strongly approve.

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>TotT
The tails. Not even in a tail-fetish sort of way, I just like watching them swish back and forth. Plus snakes look like they're mostly tail and they're a lot of fun to hold.

>>3017474
>Topic of the thread: what is your favorite part of a scaly, aside from the sexual stuff?
The reptilian head in general, I guess.

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>>3017474

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>>2944428

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>>2944428
I'm just going to alternate

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>>2944428
Between porn and not porn

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It begins again.

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>tfw you're so fat you can't move
>tfw you're also horny but can't do anything
>tfw you're also hyper and your dick peeks out from under your gut letting everyone know

>>2992703
>your jiggling on top of it makes it spurt even more huge globs of cum
hnng

The Swedish girl seems like she'd be better in the long run if you have the patience to get there. I'd say go with the Swed, man.

As for me, I feel like there's no point in talking about why I feel like crap since there isn't anything I can do about it, but I'm here to listen if anyone else needs to get things off their chest.

>>2956914
It sounds like the swede will be much better for you in the long term, but you've only been talking for a month, chill out.

You don't sound too enthused with the brown lady, just ask her to be fuck buds for a bit or something, if you're into that. If not, keep serenading your Freja.

Also totally with >>2957422, I'm a total weenie who refuses to fix their problems but I'm down to offer advice or just be a good pair of ears.

>>2957422
>>2957720
when you've not really dated in 5 years, jumping into a relationship is all I can think about. I hate being lonely.

>>2997793
Nice almost triple dubs.

I know someone who told me they had a fetish for spiders. She would go out and catch them, in her house, in the garden, in the park, whatever, then bring them home and let them crawl on her naked body.

>>2997793
I know this one dude with an accidental penetration fetish. Said he's only ever found one piece of writing that catered to it. Said it involved two persons in the same full body suit falling down and penis ending up in vagina. He's weird.

>>2998633
Wait a minute-
The people in the full body suit.
They're brother and sister aren't they???

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>muh felines
Feline Friday sounds a lot better.

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Requesting Rouge and Topaz sucking on each others boobs like this at 00:03
http://www.xvideos.com/video11018722/lesbian_anime_yuri_big_tits_sucking_compilation

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Requesting cute cuddles of this couple
for example like this:
http://orig13.deviantart.net/60f2/f/2014/090/9/a/tender_moments_by_yuri_murasaki-d7cflyo.png
or this:
http://img12.deviantart.net/18de/i/2012/253/9/8/cuddle_time__by_magicalondine-d5ea92j.png

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Requesting a MILF Rouge with huge tits breastfeeding both Blaze and Amy with her sweet nectar.

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>>3047814
Anna

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>>3047814
Fujiwara no Mokou

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Lord Beerus