joke character thread
post characters you made as a joke
It's Penis guy, he's an inspiration, and entertainer, a lover.
Bentley the animatronic cucumber
I don't know if it counts, but I made a typo spelling one characters name as Shimp, and I made an imp that does a shitty job dressing up as him out of that typo.
/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Can't Pawssibly Compete edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
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>[Pilot] Bathroom Break:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBX8wmqG-K0
>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Comic] Lost Control:
http://imgur.com/a/jb2gV
>[Comic] Deuces Wild:
http://imgur.com/a/c8E6I
>The Loud House Official Playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJb1AL9zU1Gr43GTjZxCIoqb4VV2ZaTMk
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News:
>Season 2 green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>New Animated Short Coming based off of "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>New Voice Actor Confirmed for Lincoln
https://twitter.com/nfutterman/status/767841465745543168
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Upcoming Episodes:
Dance Dance Resolution
>Lincoln's sisters accidentally land him four dates for his school's Sadie Hawkins dance.
DL Link: https://mega.nz/#!Uw1lTD5T!AJ6d2zaX7Q13Qf4DYAkTn8GbqhDBfYktKmfpZa2H-5g
A Fair to Remember
>When Lincoln and Bobby become friends, Lori sets out to make Bobby jealous by hanging out with Clyde.
DL Link: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B8WZHGEPmx21cjVMUlFiT2Q3QVE/view
A Tattler's Tale
>Lola wants to be a part of the siblings' secrets club, but they won't let her in because of her tattletale tendencies.
DL Link: https://mega.nz/#!EsVSiKja!7VHVdJSwVBXuPnk_3FqyfnoVHGS2D1_aZVQ2ftK6sCs
Homespun (Today)
>The kids complain about their house, but when a tornado threatens to destroy it, they start to feel differently.
April Fools Rules (Friday:9/23)
>Lincoln tries to avoid getting pranked by Luan on April Fools' Day.
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
She's a real comedian.
A happy Soros is a cute Soros!
Murderous Games 157
New thread so I don't have to worry about space.
Check it.
I stab u and u betray ok?
>red
>>5388053
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>5388053
Looks perfect
It's been a while since I last asked this and I got quite a few interesting responses, so let's do it again.
How far down the Furry Hole have you gone, /trash/? I'm just going to assume everyone's already into furry stuff and has fapped to furry porn.
>[ ] Have you made up a fursona for yourself? (Bonus Question: What species is it?)
>[ ] Have you paid for a commission of your fursona?
>[ ] Have you paid for a lewd/porn commission (Doesn't have to be your fursona)
>[ ] Do you own a fursuit?
>[ ] Have you gone to a furry convention?
>[ ] Have you had sex at a furry convention?
>[X ] Have you made up a fursona for yourself? (Bonus Question: What species is it?)
Yeah, it's was hampshire sheep that wore a wolf kigurumi. Partially because I had an afro and partially for the shitty joke of a "Sheep in wolf's clothing". I'm thinking of making a new one because my lack of hair really makes it hard to be a sheep.
>[ ] Have you paid for a commission of your fursona?
Nope. Wouldn't really want any because I didn't make it sexually attractive to me so much as a goofy representation of me.
>[ ] Have you paid for a lewd/porn commission (Doesn't have to be your fursona)
Nope. I'm also broke as shit.
>[ ] Do you own a fursuit?
See above. It'd be cool to have one though, but I doubt I could stick to a character long enough to be satisfied with it for very long. Some suits do look amazing though.
>[ ] Have you gone to a furry convention?
No. Surprisingly there's not many in my area despite it being a city area.
>[ ] Have you had sex at a furry convention?
No because I've never been to one.
>>5387032
>[X] Have you made up a fursona for yourself? (Bonus Question: What species is it?)
2nd incarnation of a wolf character I used to rp as from years ago. I still can't draw but he's fuzzy as shit but lacks a colour scheme and a name so far. My other character is an hoers
>[X] Have you paid for a commission of your fursona?
I've paid for other shit for an artist friend and gotten free commissions in return. Does that count?
>[/] Have you paid for a lewd/porn commission (Doesn't have to be your fursona)
Requested same friend draw lewd Asriel for myself and another friend. Was not disapointed
>[ ] Do you own a fursuit?
No, but I'm really thinking about getting at least a partial (head, paws, maybe tail and feet). Could push for a full suit if I didn't want to eat for a few months
>[/] Have you gone to a furry convention?
Once a month fur-meets in town are pretty good. Retro games, booze and a few 'suiters if weather permits. We've got a few autists but most people steer clear.
>[ ] Have you had sex at a furry convention?
No
Have a porn bump
No to all
I draw furshit on occasion though
/trash/ is slow lets get a vg porn thread. all vg allowed
>>5384058
>vg
elaborate
>>5388163
Porn with video game characters, duh
>>5391260
This is perfection
Humanised versions are allowed here... r-right?
>>5387914
>>5387915
>>5387916
Do you sleep naked?
>>5387063
Of course. It's the mist comfortable way.
>>5387063
I share a bed with my brother.
What do your think?
No, I'm afraid my balls get twisted or something.
Kinkshaming Thread
I like lolis
>>5387064
delet this
I'd list stuff I don't like but I know I'd just get shit on for it.
Here's one I haven't seen yet.
BDSM furries
What IRL experiences have you had? I'm a guy who wants to get into the scene but I'm shy. Though my curiosity is overriding my shyness.
>>5386527
>shave your ass
>buy a collar
>become a meetup slut
it's that easy
Here's a tip: Stay away from lifestylers and people that want to sign contract about harm in bedroom.
BDSM community has a fair share of their black sheep and you really really want to avoid the darker corners.
>>5387265
Whats the safest way to get started? I'm worried about random fetlife or Craigslist meetups
ERP Thread
Shitlords and lazy asses refusing to make a new thread edition #65
Old >>5383780
Posting again because fuck you
>Classes out early today
>No classes Friday
>No classes monday morning
Oh I'm going to suck ALL THE COCKS.
>>5384755
King Crimson sees the next few seconds of time
>See "What you just touched is your future self"
King Crimson then choices a second or two to erase. That moment still happens but the acts that happened in that time doesn't happen.
If a bullet would hit you, it would not and the movement of the bullet will continue, just passing you.
>yes I know it's a meme but I still don't understand how mother fuckers still don't understand how King Crimson works
>>5386754
(In my defense, making threads is for people who have been around for more than a week and know what they're doing)
RAFAAM has no life other than coming in here and CHECKING your CARDS. Please OBLIGE HIM!
hg
iiya's night out edition
You have 4 minutes to make swaps or whenever I´m done taking a shit. Whatever comes last.
>>5386706
Tsumaranai, Monaca-chan.
>>5386722
What a bunch of dweebs in District 11
/vore/ - vore general
"It's finally here!!!" -edition for cake's new animation (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21204871/)
Theme of the Thread: have you had vore dreams or even nightmares? Describe them!
>yet another edit of that Krystal model
when will this meme end
>>5386591
Though, looking through the artist's gallery, it seems that all he does is pose/edit that Krystal model, so...not surprising.
>>5386341
Cakeinferno's videos feel like the very definition of uncanny valley because of how detailed everything is.
/sad/ - Satyrs After Dark #30: Heat Edition
Previous thread: >>5288455
>What is /sad/?
/sad/ is a thread dedicated to a (what if) world where Anon fathers kids with the creatures from Friendship is Magic. For the more explicit material not generally posted on /satyr/. Original content, whether it's art or stories, is highly appreciated. Sometimes its one Anon, other times its multiple Anons and Femnons.
>What are the rules?
Number 1: “Nothing is canon.” Almost every character has an established personality, and canon to them. But when we say “nothing is canon” we mean that people are free to post their own storyline of a character, but it’s treated more as an Alternate Universe.
That’s pretty much it for rules.
>Where can I learn more?
We have the Dropbox, which is a great visual guide to the characters and organized by who their parent is, and can also be used to look up stories.
The Dropbox:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Satyr by Parent List: http://pastebin.com/iUWLGvB4
We hope you enjoy your stay here, and if you have any questions feel free to ask.
>>5386048
>For the more explicit material not generally posted on /satyr/
Which is stuff like inbreeding, fucking your own kids' urethras, scat, piss, diapers, udders, incest 24/7 and all those other fetishes that turns you on sexually. So go nuts if you have a fetish for something and want to see it here!
>>5386048
Halfies get out, Equestria for Equestrians!
>>5386163
Up the Satyr Republican Army!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-8yx5K_LCo
Anthro MLP Thread
I want to take Glim Glam out to prom
I want OP to be banned for violating GR10