TOY STORIES

>>5250294
>go to childcare center
>see fogures broken and slobbed upon
>brutally murder and consume the flesh of snot bosed toddler brats
You want revenge anon, thats how you fucking do it.

>>5250326
I couldn't muster the will to go and see the carnage.

>>5250336
Hust fucking beat the kids up or something. In serious. Beat the shit outve those snot nosed brats. How many years ago was this anyways anon. Do you have any of those toys left?

>>5250344
This was about 20 years ago. Still have one box of loose figures. Losing the vehicles hurt the most.

>>5250354
Eh, id be more worried about the figures, but i know some people liket he vehicles more so id understand. It probably hurts more, becasue vehicles get fucked up by kids, much more then the figures themselves ever will be. So are we talking about vintage star wars figures, or POTF2 era toys?

>>5250367
I saw Star Wars when it opened in 1977 (I was 5 yrs. old). I got all the original toys as they came out (which was slow, no one had any idea how huge this thing would become).

>>5250377
Im sorry brah, your a real oldfag then, but even being a NEET i csn understand your pain. Dont worry nigga, im sure your can find all your favorite figures if you look hard enough.

>>5250377
>browsing 4chan at 43 years old
Where did your life go wrong?

>>5250415
Cmon man, the guys obviously fucked up over his toys being lost, where else would i get ny dankmemes at 43yes old anyways?

>>5250294
>original SW action figures/vehicles
Nothing of value was lost.
Get some standards and buy the vastly superior SHFs.

>>5250415
>became scumbag lawyer
>became drug addict, lots of cocaine, pills and booze
>get married
>get divorced
>quit being a lawyer and go to school for IT
>taking time off to be a NEET. Feels good man.

>>5250436
>40yr old say feels good man
I fucking love you anon

And I thought I was old, at nearly 38.

>>5250455
>>5250474
compliments? on 4chan? i'm touched anons. if you were my sons we would be vaping some excellent hydro and playing vidya right now.

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>>5250524
>vaping
I take back what I said.

>>5250529
>thinking smoking cannabis is better than vaping it

It's ok elderly anon, fuck the haters. I will come over and vape your dank.

>>5250536
smoking bud wastes a significant amount of the psychoactive ingredients. vaping is how Jedi do it.

>>5250551
Jedis don't do drugs at all, you disgusting mongrel.

>>5250326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnwkE4trA48
video related.

>Move across country for school.
>store my collection in my grandmas basement, including all my childhood shit.
>Come back to get it all 2 years later.
>2/3 of it is gone, including all my childhood stuff.
>Grandma gets weird and won't say what happened
>find out my bitch 40 year old cousin came over, found my stuff, and took everything she thought was valuable.
>she denies ever doing this despite other family members knowing she did.

I fucking hate her so much.

>>5250564
You don't think Mace Windu be hittin' that chronic?

>>5250636
He prefers to quote his Jedi Bible, and asking if Darth Maul looked like a bitch.

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>>5250529
Fuck the haters old anon, your still a foxy grandpa to me!

>>5250294
At least now you have a cool story to tell.

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>>5250294

It's amazing how fucked up your life has been and after all that shit you've gone through, those childhood toys are the one thing that you mourn. You're like the fucking Citizen Cane of /toy/. You're awesome anon. You old crusty bastard.

>>5250716
>Dredd anon posts on /toy/
I fucking love you man, some of your posts on /co/ are godtier.

>>5250614
shit got sold on ebay, anon. sorry.

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>>5250536
Its okay old anon, your still awsome to me. Look, i got a TMNT vehicle while i was out, when i was thinking of you. How do you like it?

>>5250614
Find her, tie her up, and systematically torture her by stabbing and burning her on her face, breasts, and genetalia, begore slitting her throat and burying her in a shallow grave.

>>5250294
>Told my parents my toys were probably worth quite a bit of money
>had to go to university, couldn't take many with me
>came back
>everything still there, if not a bit dusty

Sure is nice having parents that respect you, and vice-sersa.

>>5250730
Greg, I can tell you have been snacking on the turds recently, you are using the wrong form of your/you're again.
You know you will never get a girlfriend with that poopy breath right?

>>5250716
It's important to keep in touch with the young you. Back when you had unlimited imagination and all things seemed possible.

>>5250747
I DONT EAT FUCKING SHIT YOU STUPID BITCH!!!! No one cares about the different your/you'res either, i wanted to know what old anon thought of my toys.

>>5250755
But Greg, I AM old anon, and I DO care about good grammar.

If you can't into good grammar, then why give 2 shits or half a fuck about your babby things?

Men collect Figuarts and Star Wars/Space Opera Figmas from Japan®

>>5250759
There not babby things you savk of shit, overpriced fragile crap like the things you buy for japan are the real peices of shit here, not my glorious TMNT figures you senile fucker.

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>>5250728

Th-that's not me, dude... I wish I were as cool as this Dredd guy. I'm just... hm...

>>5250765
Heh, you calling me senile is like Hulk Hogan calling Elizabeth Maxwell a racist homophobe.

By the way, you used the wrong form of "their/there/they're" in this post.

You know eating scat can cause parasitic infection of the brain, right? You may need to see a doctor.

>>5250772
But arent you that security guard at a mall, who takes his job way too seriously, and acts like fucking judge dredd?

>>5250775
Who the fuck is elizabeth maxwell? Also, no one but grammer nazi shits like you care about useless granmatical errors, and the only one i see ingesting shit here is you and your bandai crap.

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>>5250775

I think everyone's taken a turn pretending they're greg at this point. I'm starting to think greg isn't even real, and he's just a self propelled meme invented by us crazy bros on toy.

>u remember the spider man eating his poos pics? that was me :3

>childhood is shit because poor family
>never knew what opening a brand new toy was like
>git good grades in school
>complete school
>git gud job
>buy toy for the first time in my life
>play with toy and keep box because i really value it
>cry and repeat

>>5250777

No way. I'm an overpaid window installer who yells at my dad every day because he's crazy.

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>>5250781
You fucking peice of shit, those pics really pissed me off a few months back, and i can assure you im very much real fucktard bitch filth!

>>5250755
old anon here, it's alright but the Technodrome is GOAT.

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>>5250783
I like you anon, i wont yell at you so much when i go on my hasbro rants.

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>>5250785

I actually kind of like you greg. Assuming you're real. You;re kind of charming. If you lived near me I'd totally invite you over to watch shitty movies and play videogames on the weekends.

>I'd even make sure I didn't flush the toilet before you came over.

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>>5250792
My facebooks down, but i have a google account you can reach me, you sort of likable shiteating projecting fuck [spoiler] fuck, its so hard to be nice to people, i even cursed out a guy i was sortve nice too [spoiler]

>>5250783
>>5250792
>>5250796

I hope you realise both of those are me. I'm kind of a cunt until you get used to me. Fucking greg, you weirdo. Let's be friends. Also, I;m not going to defend you in threads, because, well, you know, it just woudn't look good for me.Also, I kind of like some hasbro stuff.

>>5250805
Eh, there old stuff was great. Also, i dont want you to defend me in threads, i love yelling at people and attacking them on this shit site for NEETs and autists.

>>5250808

lol, i'm definitely possibly autist. i sent you a friend thing.

>>5250808
>there old stuff
>there

It's *their* you halfwit poop taco enthusiast.

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>>5250294
Oh man anonsan that's fucking rough dude. i have a similar story.
>be me 6 year old bday party
>blockbuster golf and games
>power of the force Star Wars figures just release
>been watching wars since I was 3 so loved deeply
>parents well off so bought me shitload of stuff
>x wing, tie fighter, millennium falcon with lights and sounds.
>about 20 figures
>Luke's green lightsaber
>finish up opening presents and decided to put them in bags
>all kids go back into arcade/play area to continue party
>go back into party room to collect gifts
>tfw someone stole them all
>tfw crying like little fag in front of all my friends
>tfw we saw security footage and was some fucking nig
>racism born that moment
Parents took me to toys r us, service merchandise, and KB toys the next day and bought everything plus more. More figures + Vaders lightsaber + slave 1.
Still collect to this day. You sir are an OG that will forever live in infamy to me.
Pic related

>>5250934
any idea of who possibly stole the toys?

>>5250934
You sound like a fucking brat

Also, that nig was me and I shoved every single one of those figures up my ass

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>>5250983
>i'm finally going to lose my virginity
took me off guard kek

>>5250976
Some random spook, was never caught.

>>5250986
You would enjoy that, now go back to /lgbt/ where you belong.

>>5250415

You're here forever etc

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>>5250294
>>5250743
Too bad my parents are borderline hoarders who never really organized the house and now I have to not only organize my old toys, but also their years of shit.

Also doesn't help that my dad grew up during the depression and I was an only child so they got me a ton of toys.

For both good and bad there are a ton of empty boxes around too. Even found all my old NES boxes in some coffee pot box.

>>5250934
> implying you didn't find a time machine, smear shoe polish on your face, and go back in time to steal your own toys; thus both inspiring your racism and collecting even more and getting a bunch of mint in box Star Wars toys to sell today

>>5252077
>dad grew up during the depression
Is your dad 90+ years old?

>>5252117
well.. almost 80
late 1930s

>>5250436
I wish I could be a former scumbag lawyer

>>5250344
>>5250326
you should seek counseling

>>5250294
Exact same thing for me only it was all my He-Man and GI-Joe stuff.

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>1st and 2nd grade, 88-89, had horrible teacher both years
>would throw my homework away and give me zeroes, fail my tests, etc
>mothers form of punishment was to clear my room of all toys, sell/donate them
>all my TF, Heman, and SW gone
>christmas comes, new badass toys
>bad grades anyway, they go too
>repeat again in 2nd grade, teacher more upset than I, that I was in her 2nd grade class
>same purposeful failure
>same punishment

Ended up catching her later on and getting her fired. Kek. Many life lessons learned. Mom is a bitch. School/work will fuck you. Cover your own ass. Coming home to all your possessions gone is an awful feeling.

Believe it or not, I was a pretty good kid and made honor roll after that. Parents got divorced. Dad won custody. Mom liquidated all my Kenner aliens vs predator, toy biz spiderman and xmen, gi joes, exosquad and games/comics/football cards.

Dad remarried when I was 17, kicked me out day I turned 18, there went my games and comics again, gave me my box of gundam models, all smashed to bits. Thanks step mom.

Then I just partied for a while. Army. Bullshit through minimum wage slave. Racked up student loan debt. Music.

Life lesson: you can rebuild but all can go in a second. Fire. Burglary. Breakup/divorce. Life flows like a river. Its always sink or swim in murky water.

>>5253806
fuck anon, that's harsh.

>>5253806
Your only choice is to revolutionize the world.

>>5252086
If time travel becomes a thing you bet your sweet ass I'm gonna go back and find that spook and beat his ass. Still keep my toys though and bring them back to the future.
???
3) Profit

>>5250734
don't forget to rape her over and over again and show it off

it's o.k. anon, the light sabers looked shitty anyways

>>5253806
It's ok if you become a murderer anon

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>>5253806
I came here to post my story then I read this. I don't want to post anymore.

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>>5253910
Nature of the world dude. Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eat you.

>>5254250
But the future refused to change

>>5258496
>become
>implying

>>5259406
Im sorry.

Appreciate what you have now. It can go fast. Same for people. To know value, is to know loss or to live without. There is always a chance to rebuild.

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>grandfather was really nice to me and would give me chores on weekend to give me a little bit of money to buy stuff at flea markets and garage sales
>would buy any dinosaur toys because jurrassic park was (and probably still is) my favorite movie
>my favorite toy was a chaos effect compstegnathus
>it goes missing one day
>my mom tells me to fuck off because I keep asking her if she had seen it
>never find it

It's not rare or anything, I could just buy another one for under $20 but I still want mine.

>>5253806
Myfiance left me and my life seems to be cascading down the drain into suicide and death from health problems.

I don't know how to say this, but thank you. I knew everything you had to say but some synthesis in those choices of words has given me hope to live.

You and I can be inextricably linked through time and space because of this. That makes everything okay.

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>>5259715
The general consensus here on /toy/ is the only reason you ever should kill yourself is if you are a scalper.

Hang in there anon. Get a grip on things and get better. The only thing that will make you feel better is becoming active again.

When you have some free time, clean up, dust, rotate your collection around, take some time and enjoy the stuff. Maybe move some furniture around too, give the place a new look.

>>5260046

What's the difference between scalping, reselling and buying something to sit on until it gets discontinued?

>>5250415
Probably the day he came home and found all his toys gone.

>>5260052
Scalping uses those techniques as well, but focus on buying out all of one brand or a certain figure from the wave.

>local comic shop
>goes to every TRU, Target, Walmart HEB in town
>buy all marvel legends/gi joe, neca aliens
>charge $30 for a MU fucked up eyes jubilee
>nobody buys these
>return a massive amount of MU peg warmers that wont sell
>target still has jubilee and iron spider from 3 christmas seasons ago.

they also pulled this one
>Buy all 4" WON from target
>every last one
>scalp link for $25-35
>return all WON from target to TRU
>target was $9, tru is $12, $3 extra in store credit
>use that to buy all their neca aliens
>charge $40 for a single neca alien
>tru just now cleared all the mario and yoshi, lowered the price
>WON all over target now


Reselling is a gamble. Same with hoarding up until the availability is gone, scalping is more going after hot items just to create a scarcity and jack the price up.

>>5260052
any time you buy something you don't want, with the express intent to resell it, that is scalping. the details don't matter.

>>5260854

I disagree

>>5260861
doesn't matter, you're wrong.
argue semantics all you want.
buying toys you don't want just to speculate on their value is scalping.
some people scalp worse than others, but it's the same thing.
just like stealing is still stealing, even if it's robbery, burglary, pickpocketing, larceny, or embezzlement.

>>5260854
I think it's any time you add more than a fair upcharge. Selling a $20 figure for $25 is okay. Asking $30 or more for a $20 is scalping.

>>5260875

Respectfully disagree

>stop collecting toys since feel like too old
>mom says she'll clear my space for me while at school
>fast forward to 19
>wishing i had all my old toys
>mention it to my mom
>she goes into the weird small room that i'm still scared of in the spare bedroom
>pulls out all my old toys
>huge lego boxes and an old millennium falcon
>she tells me to never throw away star wars stuff and smacks the back of my head

>

>>5260900
>unf
is your mom hot?

>>5250294
>your parents donated your shitty old star wars toys to children who will find joy and happiness in them at the cost of your hipster nostalgia
Oh god stop the fucking presses.

>>5265928
Get out.

>>5250614
That genuinely made me mad.

>>5253806
>1st and 2nd grade, 88-89, had horrible teacher both years
>would throw my homework away and give me zeroes, fail my tests, etc
Bullshit.

>>5260900
>She gos into a small room im still scared of
Lost!

>>5266754
No, for real. Im the ADHD geek that you can assign a book report and Ill have it read and submitted over lunch. Pass at 6 math worksheets, I have them done in 6 minutes. Drives teachers crazy. She passed me 1st grade with a D, didn't want me to repeat and be in her class again, then she was moved to a 2nd grade class and had me anyways. Teachers bully students too. It's easy when they have shitty parents.