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D&D Sessions that pissed you off >Make a cleric cause

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D&D Sessions that pissed you off
>Make a cleric cause I want to try out spellcasting
>We're inside a dungeon with a mummy lord that we banished last game
>He's still banished so the team comes up with an idea to surround the mummy lord in a wall and just shoot off spells inside the one crevasse of the wall
>Meanwhile there are some naga assholes behind us that haven't been aggro'd yet.
>We come up with an idea of what spells to use to utterly annihilate this mummy lord
>I decide that I fire off a flame sphere while another guy casts a cloud of daggers.
>Actually kinda proud because my dumb ass was able to come up with a somewhat decent plan
>I'm pretty far from the group but I can make it in a few turns
>Meanwhile the DM's 5 year old goes and aggros the naga's with his snake familiar
>I'm the closest and I can't move away from it fast enough because of my stubby dwarf legs
>mfw the chad naga beats the shit out of me so hard that I'm down from 58 HP to 0 in one turn
>The wizard eventually comes over and freezes the chad naga solid in a wall of ice
>mfw we had to nigger-rig the plan because I couldn't do anything but move.
>mfw I couldn't play or do anything at all that entire session.
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>>55433714
>Playing a monk.
>Put innocents at risk to defeat a villain.
>You fall, anon.
>I'm a monk, not a paladin. Monks don't fall.
>Starts screaming and calling me a cheating munchkin and kicks me out of the group.
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>>55433734
Oh dear a DM that doesn't know the abilities of classes

H O W U N C O M M O N
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>>55433714
>he brings his kids to D&D sessions
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