The moonlight shines upon your bounty, he stands upright looking

>>55432375
Shoot him. He's worth more alive, sure, but he's worth enough dead.

>>55432375
You're not coming back dead.

You're not coming back alive.

I prepare the Lich Other ritual vessel, and pursue at a walk. A slow, inevitable, patient walk.

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>>55432375
well if the abbot has requested that I catch him.
It is the will of god, and I can not fail.

I cast "Abjure Enemy" then,
I chase and attempt to tackle him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnAvNdVyJB0

>>55432554
for the last time James, this is a fantasy game, there is no One True God, there IS NO JERUSALEM, you're a goddamn merc now stop screaming Deus Vult and just whack the fucker!

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>>55432600
then why let me play a paladin

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>>55432618
The SUN God, Games. You worship and aid the Sun God as a simple warrior of light in her na-

THE SUN GOD IS NOT NAMED YAWEH YOU FUCK, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO CONVINCE THE HAPPY LITTLE SUN GOD GIRL TO START THE CRUSADES

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>>55432659
Sun God
as is
>solus invictus!
please refer to
>It is the will of god, and I can not fail.

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>>55432743
James. James you corrupted the Sun God into a murderous tyrant who slew the others Gods and blasted Hell into nothingness. The world is burning, and the stars are falling, James. Are you happy?

Are you HAPPY, James.

>>55432774
>A god rebels against the others to become the One True God

How is this not way better than whatever shite Hero's Journey you had planned?

Shoot him in the back of the leg.
"Oh... silly lad. Sorry about this, don't hold it against me now. Please stop kicking me with your good leg".

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>>55432833
BECAUSE SHE IS NOW INVADING *MY CAMPAIGN* AND BURNING MY PLAYERS TO DEATH FOR JERUSALEM ON THEIR PERFECTLY NORMAL HERO'S JOURNEY, WHICH WAS ACTUALLY HARVEST FUCKING MOON YOU TWAT

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>>55432375
I rear back my head, heavy with anguish, and howl into the night!
>Who is this man?
>What sort of devil is he!?
>To have caught me in a trap
>And choose to let me go free?

>>55432375
>'Shit shit shit why do I always let them monologue'

He quick draws his caster and takes the shot. Thunderstone, non-lethal, with magnetic casing for extra tracking. If it's not enough to knock him out cold, it'll stop him moving so quickly, at least.

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>>55432375
Shoot to wound and follow the blood trail at a steady lope. Every time i catch up to him put another arrow in him. If he wants to run I'll make him keep running till he drops. To a gnolls nose blood is like burning pitch and I'm a ranger to boot, unless he's really really clever he's not going to shake me. When he's finally worn out and stands to fight I'll just clobber him with a log and drag him back in chains. Collect bounty and go to the tavern to feast with my dire honey badger companion. Lazy around with a full belly livin the good life till another bounty comes along or till the money starts running out.