>You wake up next to a man mummified in tree-bark

>>55422355
aw SHIT whyd I camp here

I hope I didn't cuddle that thing at night

wheres my fucking R U M

and then I piss m'self

>>55422355
Oh, it dried up. Better butter it up and apply more toilet paper

>>55422355
oh cool, campfire tinder.

>>55422355
Does it have loot?
If not, then why do I care?

>>55422355
He may not be my kin, but he sure gonna be my kindling.

>>55422355
It's totally normal to wake up with Morning Wood.
Many are known to awake to his presence.

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>>55423151
Top shelf, anon.

>>55423151
Let's leaf the bad tree puns out of this thread, shall we?

>>55422355
>>>/qst/

>>55422355
Damn dryad STDs. They're a bitch, but, frankly, worth it.

>>55423389
https://boards.fireden.net/tg/thread/51022592/#51025718

>>55422355

Hey pal, you're barking up the wrong tree. I don't live here.

>>55423151
Time to do something... knotty.

>>55422824
Nobody here is old enough to remember that meme.

>>55424208
God, am I that old?

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>>55424450
Yes. That thread is over 10 years old.

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>>55422355
God damn it how did i end up in Darkwood?

>>55422355
"We get it, you can control plants and make them grow to your will. It was funny the first time, but this is the 8th fucking time man."

>>55422355
I gotta cut it out with the absinthe

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>>55425147
>>55424450
>>55424208
>>55422824

My god, where does the time go...

>>55425147
4chan was truly a better place when every board was /b/.

Immediately pulse camp with detection spells while shitting a brick

>>55425641
The time is there, and the time is here. Every day is another day gone. Do not be that man who wakes up one day at 55 and asks himself, "where did my life go?" The world is not going to throw you any favors.

>>55425641
It's still with you, but you forget because you look ahead. Look behind, and you will see the faces of ten thousand memories, all smiling at you and encouraging you forward on your life journey.

>>55422355
Had that in a game once.
Druids would do that from one particular sect.
When the ritual is done right, a plant grows from the mummy and engulfs it. Once the plant is of age it became a lich-treeman thing.
The druids would do this with their enemies as well, so there were several tsundere tree-liches hanging around in the forest.

So seeing that there, we're reacting the same way we did last time we saw one. Draw our weapons and await the comming ambush.

>>55426299
I see the faces of ten thousand memories berating me for my mistakes and reminding me that I will eventually have to face the consequences of them, even though I'm not that person anymore.

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This thread was not deleted.
https://boards.fireden.net/tg/thread/55422131 was not deleted.
https://boards.fireden.net/tg/thread/55423333 was not deleted.
https://boards.fireden.net/tg/thread/55418261/#55418261 was deleted, specifically for being "off topic".
I posted all four threads.
What are the criteria for [>a thing happened] threads to be considered off topic or on topic?

>>55430368
k

>>55430368
WHIMS OF THE MOD.

>>55430368
Every thread gets to make a 1d4 Will save against being deleted.

>>55430368
The deleted one ties in with drug culture as well as the *pill meme popular on boards such as /x/ and /pol/.

Fuck, I got drunk and started playing Unknown Armies again, didn't I?

>>55430368
Knock it off

>>55422355
>Its not actually a man wrapped in tree bark