Pokefusions made Monsters: Part Deux Previous thread: >>55376558

>>55397841
>Gluten

>>55397796
You can literally do nothing wrong by slapping a skull on something.

bump for interest

>>55397796
Nice

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Contributing with some old stuff...

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>>55397984
Cubone works with everything.
Omanyte is underrated though. It's face looks like a pair of glasses and a fake mustache.

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we illithid now

There was a staryu/nidoking fusion I saw once that was the coolest shit ever. Looked like an alien kaiju.

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I AM THE GREAT FARTO
*BRAAAAAAP*

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PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

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>>55399330
A moment of break at work

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>>55399373

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This is unironically my favorite. It's a murder of crows!

>>55399343
Looks more like a shart

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>>55399896

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>>55399996

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fear me

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>>55400019

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>>55400035
The reverse works surprisingly well.

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this is it, the rarest pokemon

There is 22650 combinations with 1st gen pokemons.

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Freud would be proud.

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>>55400158
Golden golem?

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apparently Nintendo patched this pokemon out for being a hate symbol

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>>55400034
I will stop you

>>55400100
How many with the new one that goes thru 3rd?

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Beast of Burden?

>>55397765
Pollygs are a semi intelligent race of amphibious creatures which typically live in temperate bay areas. Their tendency to stay submerged during the days, except for the most unusual of circumstances, and only walk the shores at night has inspired many horror stories amongst local villages, reporting aquatic terrors which will drag unsuspecting sleepers back to a watery grave. In truth, despite the sinister appearance of their faces, these reclusive creatures seem to avoid all conflict and only walk the coasts in search of exposed mussels and shellfish at lowtide which are it's primary food source. The shell attached to its shell in adulthood, while tiny in comparison on an adult, is the primary defense of adolescent Pollygs, while their mother leaves to scour for food. Dissections have revealed that the creatures' heart remains in the tail of adults protected by the shell, and so despite it's mace-like appearance, it will never use it's valuable tail shell as a weapon.

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I made a thing out a pig penises.

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>You're a whisrizard now 'arry

>>55399330
>>55399518
C U T E

>>55397766
Sinister predators, the Jarryx is a mockery of the human form of unknown origin. Although hypotheses range from natural distant relatives, to an isolated tribe horribly mutated by their own primitive magic, to amphibious predators which have evolved to mimic human shape to better prey upon the unsuspecting, the most widely accepted is that they the minions of some unknown underwater force. Possessing a cunning, which reveals malice, but not articulate intelligence, Jarryx have been known to waylay unwary would-be rescuers, by feigning to be a distressed human, only to turn and drown all those who enter the water, presumably to devour them. Jarryx have been known to coordinate and attack isolated seaside villages in nighttime raids, and even take captives alive back to the water, but why is unknown. While their scales protect them from glancing blows, they can be killed by any proper strike by blunt or cutting force. Although they have been seen to reach a height of 7 foot tall, this is rare, and most only appear to be about 5 foot when standing on land. Their tail is formidably strong and muscular, and they will use it as a flail, but most often will attack with the sharp claws on its hands and feet.

>>55400202
>how about I slap your shit?

>>55399789
Dare you enter my magical realm?

>>55397841
Despite standing only around three feet in height, and awkwardly waddling at all times, a Drooler is a horror to many who dwell near marshes. Their odd, noseless human-like faces are nightmarish and uncanny, and their groans and odorous drool are telling signs of death. Their small size should be no indicator of their constitution, as they have been known to survive being burned, shot, cut open and even impaled, only to continue their slow, relentless advance towards their target. The singular claws on their stubby arms are just barely sharp enough to pierce light armor, but the force with which they drive the claws in is shockingly devastating and their blunt strength is often the deadlier component of an attack. These are offset greatly, though, by the light psychic field they emit. Combat with a Drooler can be confusing as they will seemingly warp reality itself to attack you. Their slow speed is a tool of confusion-- often times one will think a Drooler is at a very safe distance only to find themselves hit with a piercing punch. This psychic field also seems to make them invisible to mundane beasts, as Droolers have been seen walking up to swamp gators in plain sight only to kill them with a single blow and feast on their flesh.
Some say a Drooler will drag away the body of a humanoid victim, pulling them under depths which they would otherwise never delve. The prevailing rumour is that this is how Droolers are made, mutated somehow into their horrible selves, which is why all Droolers have scars.
Most encounters with Droolers are singular, taking place around the swamps, but deep inside the swamp there have been reports of Droolers ambushing victims in large groups.

>>55397774
Chatterflies are a fascinating species with confirmed magical status, potentially even ranking amongst minor faeries. Found most often in forests at the height of summer, the Chatterfly appears to be an ordinary insect from a distance, but up close reveals a more reptillian body shape and structure, hidden behind large butterflies' wings. It preys upon ordinary butterflies and other insects, typically the pollinating type, as it stalks them around flowering plants. It's tail is the subject of debate, ending in a fluffy appendage which is seemingly the source of its magical abilities. The Chatterfly is always spreading halucinagenic spores or dust from its tail, which causes humans which inhale them to experience auditory hallucinations, usually disconcerting gibberings and whispers from the shadows causing the victim to experience paranoia and fear, but sometimes the individual experiences pleasant and alluring singing. Examiners have confirmed that the dust is infused with illusion magics, rather than accomplishing the hallucinations through natural chemical means. This has lead many to speculate that Chatterflies are fey spirits, possessing small lizards, working to ward off invaders from their protected forests or choosing to lure those chosen deeper into the forest for mysterious reasons, by means of their magical whispers.

>>55397796
They may appear human but Desert Witches are anything but. Their exact origins are unknown-- some say they are undead, while others say they are constructs of some greater magical force. Their skin is leathery and wrinkled, and their chests seem to be covered by some kind of shell. Generally they float above the sand, although they seem to be able to sink into and 'swim' through it as well. The smooth red gems in their chest seem to be the source of their power, and may be what possesses their bodies-- this is supported by reports of Desert Witches surviving decapitation. Along with their ability to float, they possess many varying magical abilities, which include the ability to create sandstorms, raise the dead, extend their 'hair'(which is actually dead shrub fibers) to use as weapons, and use many common spells, which vary from Witch to Witch. When killed, their bodies will quickly decompose, usually returning to sand in about an hour. However, examinations have proven that they possess human-like organs, no faces, and withered legs, supporting that they are somehow altered undead beings.

>>55400202
>>55400580
We N E E D a 'How about I slap your shit' edit of this, PRONTO

>>55400406
Although commonly believed by the casual inspector to be a flesh golem or other necromantic construct, the Cory-Wallace is actually a mindless vaguely man-shaped fungus occurring naturally in unexpected places. Named after the disreputed court wizard who first claimed the Cory-Wallace to be a sinister minion of a new Necromantic power, who placed inactive flesh golems about the kingdom, waiting to activate them when his plans to destroy the kingdom were ready, leading to widespread panic throughout the kingdom of Farleg, it was later proven by traveling naturalists, that Cory-Wallaces are simply an unusual, but widespread fungus which only grows during ideal circumstances of drought and heat during October. Despite their rapid appearance sometimes causing fright, they are not dangerous in the least, except to the careers of sensationalist court wizards.

>>55397782
Drywings, while they appear intimidating, are actually generally passive creatures who would prefer to leave the living be. Their lives begin as horned lizards, but as they mature their horns grow out to form natural bone-armor over their otherwise vulnerable heads. During this growth they also learn to breathe through the gill-like folds on their skin, and they grow their thin, leathery wings which they begin to use at all times. Eventually, into adulthood, their legs will wither and just fall off, leaving them as solely flying creatures, although they have been seen slithering when their wings have been wounded. Their underbellies and spines are covered in multiple layers of leathery hide which deflects most projectiles quite handily, but their tails are left undefended. When provoked, their favored tactic has proven to swoop down onto the assailant, tackling them and wrapping their long tails around them before driving their pointed skulls into the now-prey until dead. Despite this effective method of dispatching would-be prey, Drywings still prefer to feed off of corpses, draining their blood and marrow for sustenance.

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>>55402290

>>55401190
Yes, yes, yes, but can I put my penis in one?

>>55397765
>go through all that trouble to make it look detailed
>can't even get the ears right
I hate """artists""" so much

>>55400200
Slakings japanese name is literally kekking

>>55400349
>>55400562
>>55401034
>>55401051
>>55401190
>>55401514
more pls

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>>55403684

>>55403445
This one actually looks really fucking cool.
>>55403684
This one too. The pink hairs look like bangs at first only to become tentacles that suck targets into their hollow face-hole which is seemingly bottomless and can stretch to accommodate the swallowing whole of most creatures.

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>>55404375

>>55404375
he has balls on his face

>>55403684
>>55403909
The Hollow Lady is a mythical beast who can be heard living in various forests in the region. Her song is an intriguing one-- some call it beautiful and others call it hideous but it is universally agreed upon that it draws in victims, either through allure or curiosity.She will appear as a woman with pale white skin in a violet dress resembling a lilac and golden hair which flows down over her 'face'. When she is spotted, she will flee, leaving a trail of glowing dust. Victims are usually unnaturally drawn to follow her until she is found kneeling, crying, hands over her face. When approached she will turn, her hair flowing away to reveal a bottomless hole with two small flames within. Witnesses report her swallowing men and beast alike whole, causing them to disappear into her somehow. She can be killed quite easily, but she will only re-appear elsewhere with a new set of stitches on her dress and continue singing.

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>>55397765
you should have linked to the generator OP;

http://pokefusion.japeal.com/

>>55400100
>>55400219
approximately 150,000 going off their site, just imagine the amount of combinations once they get to the current Gen(especially once they start adding the various Alternate Forms for Pokemon that have them)

>>55405423
kek

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May gods have mercy on us.

>>55405918
Mazeran Pickman up in this bitch.

>>55404899
Someone draw that thing in an SS uniform.

>>55406012
Get that Space Marine out of here.

>>55398505
I like this. I'd like to see more realistic takes on existing pokemon than these pokefusions.

>>55398534
THE OLD ONES COME

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>>55397765

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>>55397796
I wanna fuck that skeltal

>>55406012
when will they learn?

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One of my favorites.

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Can get some good shit with this.

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It hatches into horrible skelebees when defeated

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>>55408024

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Have fun.

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:T

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FUGG

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In time before time, the Xi-rak ruled over the known world. They found the letters of the gods, and created magical feats that have yet to be matched. Most Xi-rak are sighted in the ruins of Alph, but the servitor races they created have spread across the world, all with the same fell eye....

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>>55398505

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I'm scared.

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>>55408982
The reverse us also pretty neat.

>>55407394
Despite their harmless appearance, the strange ogres known as Burdan's Muggers are a plague on any community they happen to stumble upon. While lacking the incredible physical strength or size of their cousins, these droop-eyed beasts inflict a terrible curse on all who see them which makes them even more dangerous. Any who gaze upon one of Burdan's Muggers for even a moment will become overwhelmed with feelings of confusion and uncertainty that can render all but the strongest-willed of men paralytic as they weigh and analyze their options, uncertain how to proceed on all but the most basic and obvious of actions. The Mugger takes advantage of this state of total befuddlement to have its way with all those nearby, stealing their food, abducting their livestock or children, or causing all manner of spiteful mischief.
To hunt one of Burdan's Muggers, one must either blind oneself (an ill-advised pursuit), or else possess utter certainty in one's own actions, such that the curse of befuddlement cannot render one disoriented. While having a strong moral character and no end of valor can help, reports exist that those who are very simple-minded or vexingly stubborn and shrewish, such as old wives and village idiots, are resistant to the Mugger's curse, which has led to more than one of these goblins being chased off by a moron running at them flapping his arms, pretending to be a goose, or the local witch throwing a frying pan at it.

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You can make some interesting fairy like critters in this.

>>55408187
A cruel and nasty spirit, which even the most professional of ghost hunters loath to encounter, the Blood Haunter is a phantom which sustains its terrifying existence by the blood of incapacitated victims, such as coma patients, children, or just the sleeping. Appearing without warning in unprotected places as a pair of malevolent eyes and a single huge proboscis sharp and sinister, dripping with paralytic ectoplasma capable of subduing any prey, which could possibly put up resistance. In the morning, all that loved ones will find is their family member, drained of blood, covered in slime, and a gaping hole in their neck or other extremity. The Blood Haunter is so subtle in is work that even wives sleeping next to the husbands have not awakened as their spouse was assaulted and drained in the night by this wicked spirit. For those who do encounter it and manage a resistance, offense against the phantom is a difficult business. It can phase through walls and weapons as it pleases, only vulnerable to physical attack when it chooses to be solid. It's sinister eyes a capable of entrancing and hypnotizing all those who stare into them for too long and as mentioned above its ectoplasmic discharge is paralyzing. It is most vulnerable to electro-psychic attacks, which cause it to become fully solid, and lose it's hypnotic powers. The Blood Haunter can be prevented from entry by simple Wards or Charms of protection, but not because it cannot circumvent them, but rather because it is an opportunist that will always seek an easier quarry than one requiring any difficult. Therefore it is the most vulnerable who are the most at risk of the Blood Haunter's attacks, and parents are advised to have their children sleep with them and to keep close watch over elderly relatives, when a Blood Haunter has cursed their town with its horrific presence.

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reposting the best one

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>>55410280
>The best one
I think you are mistaken, friend.

>>55408982
Frampt? Is that you?

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>>55408024

>>55409610
A fairy that does favors for you in change for snacks a weed.

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met with a horrible fate etc.

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>>55411754
I like this one a lot actually.

>>55399518
LEGGY
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I have a few of these, they make great inspiration for worldbuilding and monster encounters. Can't be bothered to post them all so have a link.
#F!J7ZlhBID!J7doEoqSDM9ESEoxkeLmjA

>>55413292
what is this link?

>>55413573
Mega.

>>55413573
It automatically deletes sys32 on your computer. Don't click.

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I'm surprised no one's done this yet.

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Ready for some dirty dancing?

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hmm...

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/pol/kemon

Any more artist's renditions of fusions? Some of the ones I've seen are really good.

Why is this not in >>>/vp/?

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>>55414463
The realistic ones make really good monster designs. Also /tg/ makes content when off topic sometimes.

>>55414463
Because the first thread was about taking the fusions and turning them into monsters for our /traditional games/ and for whatever reason that's not in the OP this time.

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i can't write a clever joke

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Not sure how this would work but I like how it looks.

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Cute little thing with bioluminescent scythe arms. Do deep cave critters react positively to light sources like deep sea fish?

My favourite ones are fusions of Staryu. A single large gem as a central eye on any creature is mystical and usually otherworldly as hell.

>>55409570
BRONZONG

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>>55397765
noctowlkin is cute

>>55414707
Especially since the sprites usually look like some kind of facehugger-brooch thing that's attached to the faces of the creatures.

>>55414994
That's a Bugbear. Fuckall that Noise.

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>>55410280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KODWcrncnUU

>>55414994
what a slut

>>55414381
>I came here to laugh at you.

>>55413605
Is this our 'mon?

>>55415502
>That's a Bugbear
*owlbear

>>55414507
>that's not in the op
how are you here if you can't read

>>55413496
This should not have made me laugh as much as it did.

>>55397841
Sweet! A pokemon that has wifi!

>>55400073
Thanks doc

>>55414957
Supreme meme

>>55413605
/ourmonster/

>>55413605
>Forrechan
>looks like Reddit avatar
it checks out

>>55414435
This a CUTE

>>55414588
For the sake of fantasy ecology, why not?

>>55407835
>(((nosecash)))

>>55410618
This makes so much sense

>>55414994
Owlbear

>>55414553
the flaming shark weasel isn't something you want anywhere near exposed skin.

>>55409000
He wants to sell you some gold chains.

>>55409533
Shit yeah, i think this going to be added to the campaign.

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Hey kid.

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bump

>>55400419
Described by all who have seen it as "That which should not be", the Whisirard is a (fortunately) unique dragon that dwells in the lonely ruin of the tower which spawned it.
The precise details of the Whisirard's creation are unknown, but experts on golemetry, fleshcrafting, and alchemy have testified that it likely was a drake of some kind before being exposed to the fallout of a massive magical explosion in the lab of a prominent local arcanist. The resulting beast is hideous,without eyes, ears, or scales, perpetually coated in oozing slime and capable of vomiting unstable clouds of magical material that can cause drastic, unpredictable effects on the surrounding environment. Since its emergence, the surrounding landscape has become steadily more deformed and twisted, and several nearby hamlets have relocated to less abominable locales.
The name of the Whisirard is essentially a local in-joke, as the only explanation of the only witness to its emergence from the half-exploded wizard's tower (a local sheep farmer known for drinking turpentine recreationally) as to what happened was "feggin' Whisirards..." The name has since stuck, even as the beast has gone from curiosity to nuisance to terror.
The tower in which the Whisirard lairs is totally unlooted due to the danger of the beast: those who would brave the contaminated landscape and slay the horribly-deformed drake would have first pickings of the (heavily-damaged) tower of a skillful master of the arcane arts.

>>55408982
>Hypviper

Oh god, someone found out what I call my penis!

>>55426622
Nice, this is what I've been monitoring the thread for. I was sick of all the lazy, 'funny' screenshot combinations.

>>55414553
>Sharplava

I think you just call that Obsidian, usually?

>>55408243
oh god its actually a dick and balls

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I regret a live stranger and a bunch of guys friends making some of these. Lemme see if I can find any.

>>55398554
shogi haz correct portions

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>>55427304
Found them.

Also if you want more, googling Pokemon fusions gives a whole bunch.

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>>55427360

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>>55427376

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>>55427424

I believe I had some of these somewhere, made them for that pokemon fusion game that got taken down by Nintendo

>>55427519
It even looks like a buttplug!

Nintendo is really scraping the bottom of the barrel, huh?

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Might as well drop the few I've collected.
These things always make me wanna go back to drawing, but sadly I'm just shit at it.

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>>55428180

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>>55428188

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>>55428213
And the other stuff I have was already posted last thread.
Turns out I actually have much more "realistic Pokemon" style pictures.

>>55399789
Imagine just walking along the road, minding your own business when all of a sudden this thing starts spraying piss at you.

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>wise man of the sea

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>bored wizard with no sense of right and wrong wants fierce but cheap guards for his underwater tower entrance
>decides to fuse goblins with sharks
>the sharblins inherit both the shark malicious intelligence, the goblin deviousness and the goblin rate of birth
>the wizard now lives on the top floor of the tower, effectively cut off from the world by his own creations

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>>55429097
>>bored wizard with no sense of right and wrong wants fierce but cheap guards for his underwater tower entrance
>>decides to fuse goblins with sharks
My god.