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DND Bullshittery

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I'm looking for some more of those juicy greentexts you get when absolute bullshit goes down in DND and similar types of games

I'll open it up with one of my own
> PC's all get to the end of a several month campaign with only 2 deaths
>decide that i'm going to make an absolute cunt of a boss cos i think we need so new characters in this
>can summon little enemies has high resistance to magic does high damage etc
>anyway they reach the boss and i make the shit all dramatic
>they have a couple of minor NPC's with them no big deal
> fight starts and they all get low initiative
>boss attacks first
>nat 1
>make boss kill one of his ads
>every ad role is beneath 10
>gets to PC's
>all hit everything with every other roll being a 20
>almost always max damage
>repeat for most of the rest of the fight
>boss kills 1 NPC
>FML had to take a long break from DMing because of it
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>start a D&D campaign from level 1
>One player rolls a wizard
>Every martial character now a worthless cuck
>Campaign literally destroyed and over forever
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>>55373756
>Series of unbelievably (I mean literally, I don't believe you) lucky rolls
>It's the systems fault I'm a bad GM who can't adjust when things don't go according to plan
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