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KANT-O-CELLE QUEST - KONGOU BEATS HER BONGOUS

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“TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIME TEEEEEIIIIIITOOOOOKUUUUUUUU!”

You and Harder leap for the door as one, planting your shoulders against the flimsy hollow-core door (nice bid on that contract, assholes,) and lean against it without much hope. The doorknob makes a delicate tinkle as the cheap lock snaps under a shipgirl's grasp before the door opens a full three inches under Kongou's first attempt. You hear a feminine hmph! of frustration, then a deep intake of breath.

“Nooooo,” you intone desperately.

“KOOOOOOOOOON-”

“NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO-”

“-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-”

“NO NO NO NO NO NO NO-”
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>>43470194
fuck you navyfag
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“DEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!” she cries, hitting the door with her shoulder. Harder is knocked across the room into a pile of discarded cardboard boxes, and you end up on the floor, back against your desk. Kongou stands triumphant, hand outflung in her characteristic pose, the splintered door hanging in two sad pieces behind her.

“KONGOU! HAS BROUGHT YANKEETOKU TEATIME!” She tugs a small cart in behind her loaded out with a full tea service - it seems to be silver, even. You see another brunette head peeking through the crack in the door, flashes of gold hinting at a similar rangefinder-headband like the one Kongou wears.

“And Haruna,” Kongou adds as an afterthought. “Come on, Haruna~”

Haruna comes, carrying a big basket loaded with what look like scones. She gives you an apologetic smile and helps you up as Kongou begins industriously clearing your desk - she's careful with the computer, but she's already shorn it of all its cables and tossed them in a jumble to one side. Before you can spin up your brain to form an objection, Harder rises like a thunderhead, a half-crumpled cardboard box over his head. He tilts it up slowly to reveal a thunderous expression.

“KONGOU.”

“That's my name, don't wear it oooouuuuut~” she sing-songs.

You watch Harder's youthful frame seem to expand with barely constrained rage, his cold eyes clearly calculating the optimum angle to launch his attack.

[ ] Call him off - she means well.
[ ] Let him go - one of them will learn a lesson, even if you're not sure who.
[ ] Give Haruna a pleading look - she might know how to handle Kongou.
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>>43470212
>[X] Call him off - she means well.
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>>43470212
>[ ] Call him off - she means well.
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>>43470212
>[X] Call him off - she means well.
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>>43470212
>[ ] Give Haruna a pleading look - she might know how to handle Kongou.
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>>43470212
>[ ] Give Haruna a pleading look - she might know how to handle Kongou.
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>>43470212
>[ ] Give Haruna a pleading look - she might know how to handle Kongou.
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inb4 navyfag
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>>43470212
>[x] Call him off - she means well.
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>>43470212
>[ ] Call him off - she means well.
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>>43470212
>[ ] Call him off - she means well.
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>[X] Call him off - she means well.
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>>43470212
>[x] Let him go - one of them will learn a lesson, even if you're not sure who.
ur battlecruisin for a bruisin m8
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>>43470212
>Call him off - she means well.
Kirishima showed us that Kongou's sisters are along for the ride too
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>>43470212
>[ ] Give Haruna a pleading look - she might know how to handle Kongou.

She doesn't, but that's important to learn.

Also, sharing pain is important.
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>>43470245
>that tie
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>>43470212
>[x] Call him off - she means well.
>[x] Give Haruna a pleading look - she might know how to handle Kongou.
Haruna plz
>>43470245
Nice
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>>43470212
>[ ] Call him off - she means well.
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Southern Mom Shiptender when?
She also calls everyone, 'sugar'.
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>>43470212
>[x] Call him off - she means well.

And letting them go would do far more damage than is presently going on.
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>>43470212
>other
Jump out the window when her back is turned.
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>>43470308
So... USS Black Hawk (AD-9)?
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>>43470245
I'm
This is as wonderful as it is confusing
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>>43470212

[ ] Call him off - she means well.

Seems like Navyfag is not here tonight.
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>>43470212
>[ ] Call him off - she means well.
Kongou is a good girl
And Haruna is alright.
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>>43470212
>[X] Let him go - one of them will learn a lesson, even if you're not sure who.
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>>43470245
>the Soul Reaver

Hahah yesssssssss.
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>>43470212
>[ ] Call him off - she means well.
In her own, batshit insane kind'a way.
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>>43470245
>spiderman in the background

THE LONGER I LOOK AT IT

THE FUNNIER IT FUCKING GETS
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>>43470308
She also asks us how much we've been drinking everyday.
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>>43470212
>[ ] Give Haruna a pleading look - she might know how to handle Kongou.
Haruna is just fine
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>>43470245
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>>43470212
>[ ] Call him off - she means well.
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>>43470212
>[ ] Give Haruna a pleading look - she might know how to handle Kongou.
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>>43470212
>>[X] Call him off - she means well.
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>>43470245
Who IS that behind the half-door in the background? And why does she look so familiar? (Seriously, I'm drawing a blank here, and I *know* I'm gonna be embarassed as fuck when someone reminds me who it is...)
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>>43470435
Probably one of the Abyssal girls, though she looks rather like the girl from the ring
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>>43470245
Well shit. Good Job there.
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>>43470435

The girl from The Ring. Although I suspect it's a reference to the yandere destroyer.
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>>43470245
Fukken aced it man

>>43470212
>[X] Give Haruna a pleading look - she might know how to handle Kongou.

>>43470435
I'm guessing Hayashimo (fuck if I remember how to spell it)? She's shown with long hair that covers one eye.
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>>43470451
>>43470445
I was honestly expecting that one Abyssal submarine, the So-class.
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>>43470387
memes are like onions, they have layers
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>>43470200
Awww, I like Navyfag. He's fun.
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VOTES CALLED WOOP DE DOOP
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>>43470435
it's hayashimo (she looks like sadako from ring) but i didn't have many pixels to work with that far in the background

man, if you explain everything it loses impact
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>>43470212
>[ ] Call him off - We'll handle it.
"Kongou. Do you intentionally destroy USN equipment while I'm reporting to my superiors, or are you just that air headed to not notice? Serious question here, and I expect a serious answer."
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>>43470212
>[ ] Let him go - one of them will learn a lesson, even if you're not sure who.

Harder will learn why you never torpedo a battleship.
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>>43470212
>[x] Let him go - one of them will learn a lesson, even if you're not sure who.
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>>43470212
>[x] Give Haruna a pleading look - she might know how to handle Kongou.

Daijobu, save us from the Dess!
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>>43470619
>Harder will learn why you never torpedo a battleship.
You might sink them?
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>>43470445
>>43470451
>>43470489
>>43470614
That answers that question. (Silly me. I've never actually seen The Ring...)
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>>43470245
That Soul Reaver tho
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>>43470212
>[ ] Give Haruna a pleading look - she might know how to handle Kongou.
Give the best Kongou sister a chance.
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>>43470619
>Kongou was sunk by a submarine
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>>43470707
That only means she learned from her mistake!
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>>43470707
One of Harder's siblings wasn't it?

Bagels are not fucking doughnuts captcha
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Funny thing about Kongou's obsession with Goto (and apparently us as well): she apparently lost two when Sealion sent a torpedo up her ass.
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>>43470717
>Kongou
>Learning

Are you okay? You seem to be spouting nonsense.
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>>43470245
I wanna play soul reaver again... but I sold everything.

Fuck.

>>43470212
>[X] Let him go - one of them will learn a lesson, even if you're not sure who.
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>>43470212
>“KOOOOOOOOOON-”
>“-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-”
>“DEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!”
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>>43470733
There were two admirals on Bongo? Why? She was not the fleet commander was she?
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>>43470733
I fucking told y'all it was a battleship thing
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>>43470212
>[ ] Call him off - she means well.
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>>43470741
She's shown to be smarter than she appears to be. She just gives negative fucks.
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>>43470764
Not admirals, commanders and the like.
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>>43470763
dee dime deidogu

gongo des
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>>43470733
She took two torps and a destroyer near her took one going down immediately.
It was her magazine detonating when her crew was abandoning her that killed her.
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>>43470194
>Vegeta Settle
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>>43470707
>Goto then kidnaps the manlet as his new guard
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>>43470800
>negative fucks
Well duh. Goto's not touching her, quite wisely.
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Last week I wasted 20 bucks on a Bongou fig. She's not even my shipfu.

And it's all planefag's fault.
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>>43470840
Now I can't read it any other way.
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>>43470866
It's okay, anon. My roommate gifted me a Shimakaze figma last year.

It's still in one of my never-to-be unpacked bins.
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>>43470866
Excellent work anon!
Anon has good taste in figures dess!
Kongou is sure they'll love you just as much you wish you were loved!
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>>43470802
No Kongou had 2 admirals on board when she went down battleship division3 Vice Admiral Suzuki and KONGO's skipper Rear Admiral Shimazaki
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>>43470913
Harsh.
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>>43470853
she's this hyperactive because Goto doesn't give her enough attention.

>>43470866
Planefag even said himself that Kongou was best Kantai... and he's right as she's always high on just about everyone's list.
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>>43470926
Ahhh thanks anon.

When did Kongo go down?
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>>43470964
In about 90 seconds, if she has her way...
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>>43470913
christ kongou you're such a cow. no bully.
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>>43470913
Ouch, Kongo's on fire And this time it isn't her magazines exploding!
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>>43470996
The only cow here is Atagi, dess!
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>>43470964
November 21, 1944.

This will tell you everything you need to know about the event.

http://www.combinedfleet.com/eclipkong.html
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>>43471015
Who's Atagi?
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>>43471030
Think that was supposed to be Atago.
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>>43471030
Atago
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>>43471030
Some unholy fusion of Atago and Akagi, I gather.
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>>43471044
>>43471045
Yes I know
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>>43471015
Not sure if the glorified battlecruiser means Atago or Akagi...
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>>43470964
On the way home from losing to Taffy 3
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>>43471045
Where does she get the milk?
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>>43471030
akagi?
she's actually more fuel efficient than kaga but appears ingame at a level when you can barely afford to fuel destroyers
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>>43471030
>>43471044
>>43471045
*Atago

Too much caffeine dess.
Please do not bully the Kongou dess.
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>>43471106
Kongou bullying~
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>>43471015
>The only cow here is Atagi
>>43471045
>Atago

Yes, there's a cow I'd like to milk
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>>43471106
>bully the Kongou dess
Since you mentioned it, have an interesting link:

http://www.maritime.org/sound/#sealion
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>>43471106
Maximum bully~
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>>43471106
Face it, Goto will never bend you over a DESS.
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>>43470866
I'm disappointed my sister and I are not in that pic.
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>>43471106
granny kongou
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Hey Planefag I have a question.

What's going on with the Bermunda Triangle?

Like how is it now seen with all the spooky shit running around in from of the Shipgirls and Abyssals?
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>>43471245
...you really, really want to say that to someone with guns three times the size of your dick?
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Harder x Kongou
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>>43471267
>Bermunda Triangle
Well shit
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Speaking of Bermurda Triangle...
>>43471267
>>43471288

The tropes page needs more love anons!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/KantOCelleQuest?from=Fanfic.Kant-O-CelleQuest
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“Harrrdeeeer,” you say placatingly.

“She. Started. It,” Harder growls, his eyes narrowing on his target.

“Whoooo won the war?” you say soothingly.

Harder pauses.

“WHOOOOOOOO won the waaaaaar?”

“... we did,” he grumps, and lets go his wrath with a sigh. “I guess getting my asshole kicked square would make me a bit daffy t-”

“Are you Harder-san!?” Haruna interjects, dropping her basket of scones on the desk and dashing over to the hapless Gato boat. She leans over, hands on her knees to study Harder from disconcertingly close range. “Oh my, you *are* cute!”

“CUTE!” Harder exclaims. His brow furrows in thought. “Who said I was *cute*!?”

Haruna tilts her head. “I think it was Taka-”

“I'm not CUTE,” Harder decides vehemently, planting a finger on Haruna's forehead and slowly pushing her away. “Seriously.”

“TAKEASEATTEITOKU~” Kongou trills, seizing your arm and slinging you in an arc around the desk before you can squawk. You land in your chair, spinning three times before Kongou seizes the armrest and stops your motion facing your desk - now sporting a lacy tablecloth, with a full English... whatever they call it spread out before you.

“Ready to eat, yankeetoku?” She's leaning over the desk, hands still on your chair-arms, giving you a great view down her blouse, if you were inclined to look. You recline in the chair, springs creaking slowly as you retreat to a safer distance and give her a halfhearted nod.
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>>43471286
Kongou's gotosexual though.
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“Good!” She plops down onto a makeshift chair made of two stacked boxes jam-packed with books. Haruna pulls up her own pile of boxes and joins her, graciously accepting a tiny teacup as Kongou pours one for you.

“Aren't you going to sit down?” Haruna asks Harder curiously.

Harder glances down at the desk from its left side, glowering over the everything, arms crossed... well, crossly. He cuts his eyes at you, silently asking if he should give these two battleship's the bum's rush. You tilt your head slightly, and he pulls up his own stack of boxes with a grump. Haruna places a teacup upon his lacy placemat and he flicks his eyes down his nose at it. Haruna tries to hand you yours over the desk, but you're too busy scanning the room. At last, you think to bend over and check the knee-hole of the desk, where you find Willie curled into a tiny ball, a terrified look on her face.

“C'mere, kiddo,” you say, holding a hand out to her. She gingerly slips her tiny hand into your big paw and you tug her out. When she catches sight of Kongou and Haruna over the desk she scampers about to hide behind your chair, peeking over your shoulder.

“So, ladies,” you say, steepling your hands in front of you. “To what do I owe the honor of this visit?”
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>>43471323
>tvtropes
Absolute cancer.
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>>43471323
>linking to tvtropes unironically
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>>43471270
>one third the size of Kongou's 5" guns
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“Goto blew her out th-”

“TEITOKU IS VERY BUSY TODAY SO I DECIDED TO SHARE THE JOY OF TEATIME WITH YANKEETOKU~” Kongou cuts her sister off brightly. You take a tentative sip of your tea and find it's the black kind; a nice strong flavor that always struck you as Coffee Lite. At least Kongou has good taste. Kongou matches your sip, and Haruna follows hers. You all turn to see Harder holding the tiny teacup at eye level and scrutinizing it suspiciously. He lifts his dubious gaze over the porcelain to the two smiling battleships.

He cuts his eyes sidelong at you and raises an eyebrow. You lift your shoulders in a tiny shrug and take a careful sip of tea.

[ ] SO HARUNA, YOU WERE SAYING?
[ ] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?
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Did someone say tea time?
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>>43471363
>[x] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?
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>>43471363
[X] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?
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>>43471267

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/I_Fucking_Hate_the_Bermuda_Triangle
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>>43471363
>[ ] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?
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>>43471323
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>>43471363
>[ ] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?

Pull willie back to take a seat and eat something.
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>>43471363
>[ ] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?
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>>43471243
it's a drama about war, not babysitting

>>43471363
>[x] SO HARUNA, YOU WERE SAYING?
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>>43471363
[ ] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?
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>>43471323
>it's on tvtropes
No wonder the threads have been fucking awful.
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>>43471363
>[x] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?
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>>43471323
>Unironically linking TvTropes
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>>43471363
>[X] SO HARUNA, YOU WERE SAYING?

Everything is daijoubu
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>>43471363
>[x] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?
You know what would be ironic?

If Arizona walked by.
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>>43471363
>[ ] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?
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>>43471363
>[Z] SO HARUNA, YOU WERE SAYING?

I sense much potential for hilarity~
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>>43471363
>[ ] SO HARUNA, YOU WERE SAYING?

Is Haruna the one who is also into Yaoi? Or was she the one with a crash on Yankeeitoku?
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>>43471323
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>>43471363
>[ ] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?

VOTE FOR THIS, DESS!
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>>43471443
What would Arizona do? Reclaim her admiral?
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>>43471363
[ ] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?
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>>43471452
>Is Haruna the one who is also into Yaoi?
One of the other cruisers.
>was she the one with a crush on Yankeeitoku?
No, that is Shoukeku
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I am still slightly confused. Asking Haruna is to dig into rumors about Harder being cute.

Why would anons avoid that.
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>>43471363
>[ ] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?
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>>43471363
Offer Kongou sugar.
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>>43471363
>[x] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?
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>>43471363
>[X] SO HARUNA, YOU WERE SAYING?

Daijobu is a best.
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>>43471363
>[x] SO HARUNA, YOU WERE SAYING?

Talk more to better sister.
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>>43471484
>was she the one with a crush on Yankeeitoku?
>No, that is Shoukeku

I meant the one who was staring at us hungrily after we displayed our sword.
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>>43471363
>You lift your shoulders in a tiny shrug and take a careful sip of tea.
So this is what they teach at Annapolis, huh.

>[ ] Other
>[ ] So, Haruna, how's life been lately?
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>>43471363
>[ ] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?
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>>43471452
haruna is okay.
she's also the least freaky kongou sister, not that that's much of an achievement
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>>43471363
>[ ] SO HARUNA, YOU WERE SAYING?
TAKAO THE SHOTA HUNTER
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>>43471363
>[X] SO HARUNA, YOU WERE SAYING?
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>>43471515
Not sure if that would count as having a crush or not, and it's Sendai.
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>>43471475
Remember how last time this happened she KO'd Kongo and Haruna and sprinted across the base with Settle on her shoulder because she thought we were getting kidnapped?

Yeah that would be a good way out.
>>43471515
That can be many ship-girls.

Too many
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>>43471363
>[ ] SO HARUNA, YOU WERE SAYING?
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>>43471351
>>43471355
>>43471392
>>43471421
>>43471439
>>43471465
blame planefag for getting so hueg that even tropes knows of him

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/StrikeWitchesQuest
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>>43471515
Either Sendai or Hayashimo.
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>>43471363
>[ ] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?
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>>43471363
>[ ] SO HARUNA, YOU WERE SAYING?
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>>43471323
kill yourself
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>>43471363
>So, Kongou, how's life been lately?
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>>43471363
>[X] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?
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>>43471363
>[X] SO HARUNA, YOU WERE SAYING?

Haruna best Kongou-class.
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>>43471363
[X] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?

bongo bongo bongo I don't want to leave the kongou oh no no no no no
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>>43471530
I though Hiei was the least freaky, culinary antics aside.
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>>43471551
>still unironically linking to tvtropes
Gas yourself.
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>>43471551
Jesus christ
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>>43471363
Just drink your tea in silence, asking questions just encourages them.
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I think it's high time we tried even the slightest of conversation with RJ/Hayashimo. We've seen Hayashimo attempt to get us to talk to her with certain shy body language in earlier threads.

Maybe we should take her up on her umms and ahems.
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>>43471363
>[X] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?

LATE AGAIN FUCK
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>>43471542
>>43471544
>>43471553
Ahhh thanks anon.

>>43471597
What is Hiei known for?
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>>43471551
God damn it, don't post that here. Even I don't do that shit.
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>>43471363
>[ ] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?
Much as the hasty subject-change piqued my interest, how about we NOT troll a battleship, just this once. For novelty's sake, if nothing else.
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We should spar with Tenryuu eventually.
Not with the canesword, of course, and definitely not with a shinai
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>>43471515
You're thinking of Kirishima, the youngest of the Kongou sisters.
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>>43471363
>[ ] SO HARUNA, YOU WERE SAYING?
Best Armored Cruiser sister needs more time in the light.
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>>43471610
god bless america
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>>43471612
Though I don't know shit about Kancolle, the only thing I can think of is that she's a terrible cook.
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>>43471492
I interpreted that option as asking about Goto throwing Kongou out, though I like your reading of it
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>>43471363
[X] SO HARUNA, YOU WERE SAYING?
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>>43471612
Hiei is supposedly the most boyish and really loves Kongou-Neesan.


But she's got a rocking bod just like the rest of them and is really just kinda herself. Short hair is cute.
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>>43471612
Big sister worhship of Kongou + her terrible curry.

Both Haruna and Kirishima are the more normal of the sisters, but if the anime is right, they both have their odd streaks.
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>>43471610
>Deliberately dress up in the American flag to piss off the Moon people while you're attacking them
Clownpiece best fairy.
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>>43471630
I don't think we've seen Kirishima since the last time Kongou invaded our space
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>>43471551
gb/2 gaia
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>>43471323
Oh fuck no. Tvtropes is actual cancer
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>>43471690
>>43471682
So best girl?
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>>43471648
Actually it's probably just that she cooks food to spicy for the average Japanese.

Which isn't very spicy at all.

(Proof: she used to cook for the Emperor, and they wouldn't feed him crap.)
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>>43471692
get clownstomped, moonjews
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>>43471363
>[X] So, Kongou, how's life been lately?
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>>43471699
>not blaming it on ebaums
baka desu senpai
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>>43471692
>>43471645
B E S T 2 H U
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>>43471724
No, the drama CD has Hiei making some. Not even Kongou can say something nice about it.
(She does fix it though)
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>>43471717
If you know them all it's really hard to pick a "Best Girl" from the Kongou sisters.

But yes, she's in the running.
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>>43471323
>>43471551
at least he seems to be the only quest runner that has pages for his quests. i'd probably die if maq or mgnq were infected by people from that site
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>>43471717
can't say best, but you really can't go wrong with with a Kongou-class.
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>>43471724
You mean the cook on Hiei used to cook for the emperor?

Speaking of which, I found it oddly cute when the emperor tried to ask the Japanese administrators to treat the last emperor of Manchuria better.
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Non-lewd pics of Haruna just don't make her justice.

All Kongou sisters are alright, it's just that Haruna is alrightier.
>>
Im a bit ignorant on this but why exactly is TvTropes cancer?

Seems to be a unified consensus on why it is terrible given the REEEEEE

so why is that?
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>>43471768
CANT SAY BEST BUT YOU CAN SAY DESS
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>>43471748
>Saturn 5 in the background
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>>43471765
The youngest one - Is she the inchou character?
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>>43471767
>i'd probably die if maq or mgnq
>mgnq
Better get the helium tank senpai. It's on tvtropes.
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>>43471788

For a site to say they want to catalogue the tropes of all literary works, it is very odd that they would delete works from their library that is 'problematic'.

fucking cocks that only chase the google dong money.
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>>43471788
I shall not today attempt to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description "cancer", and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But I know it when I see it.
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>>43471788
It's basically concentraed autism with no filter, and the second part is what's important. They reduce fiction and reality to mere references, and the userbase has demonstrated themselves to be rather cringeworthy
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>>43471788
General normalfaggotry and censorship.
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>>43471788
This really isn't the place to go into it, but suffice it to say that the 4chan and TVTropes userbases are philosophically opposed.
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>>43471783
Puyi was such a faggot.
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>>43471829
>>43471833
>>43471840
>>43471845
>>43471855


Ah okay. Thanks.
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>>43471788
Lurk more.
>>43471829
>>43471833
>>43471840
>>43471845
>>43471855
>not telling the newfag to lurk more.
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>>43471745
>ebaums
Damn, that takes me back.
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>>43471863
Did he really think he got a chance to be anything but a Japanese puppet?

Or that Chinese nationalist whose philosophy is to side with the winning Nips no matter what.
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>>43471699
>gaia

jesus christ anon that's harsh

ate dinner, ready to write, votes called, etc.
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RIP Bongland.
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Every thread
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>>43471886
>ebaums isn't relevant anymore
I blame the Jews and Daiz.
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>>43471878
The issues with tvtropes aren't really self-evident from hanging around on /tg/
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haruna worst
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>>43471910
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>>43471932
Haruna a best, Kongo a shit
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>>43471897
what did you eat?
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>>43471886
>>43471916
What if Kongou bought ebaums and renamed it ebongs?
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>>43471786
Speaking of Hoppo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epWABkgM1_I
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Good evening, everybody!
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>>43471808
Kirishima is the youngest, by a day and is the glasses/Inchou character.
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>>43471965
Hello Naka, how are you?
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>>43471955
We'll need Mutsu for the exploding vans part.
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>>43471245
>Arizona is between Kongou and Tenryuu agewise
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>>43471949
Kongou best

>>43471953
heh
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>>43471965
Sup, "catwoman".
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>>43471953

Italian sausage

other things were there but the sausage was the best

insertgreekjokehere

>>43471965

YOU
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>>43471965
Evening. Do you have any idea where Jintsuu got a bucket full of live spiders?
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>>43471965
Hey, Naka. How's things with Harder going?
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>>43471965
We're bullying the Kongo sisters, any stories to share?
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>>43471982
Ari a shit
Shou a shit
Hate a shit
Goto a shit
Glock a shit
B-52 a shit
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>>43471965
Naka-chaaaaang~! How are you?
>>
>>43472012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6RAfIwsnR8
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>>43471965
Why haven't you offed yourself yet, failure?
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>>43471965
Evening Miss Naka.
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>>43471961
I wish that song wasn't so damn catchy. It makes it hard to hate.
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>>43471965
Naka-chan loveeeeeee!
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>>43472025
Maybe her butt hurts.
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>>43472006
That only applies if it's a German brat
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>>43471965
shouldn't you be puking your emo out in a sewer somewhere?
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>>43471965
>I'm a massive fuck up and I must be punished
>Ergo I'm not allowed to enjoy myself
>Ergo I'm not allowed to see Harder above all else
>Because the thing I enjoy most is spending time with Harder
WHEN'S THE FUCKING WEDDING?
>>
Jutland ships when.
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>>43472018
>B-52 a shit
fite me irl right now
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>>43472018
>B-52 a shit
THIS WILL NOT STAND
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>>43472018
>B-52
How can someone be this wrong?
>>
...

... In after all the "inb4 navyfags"
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>>43472018
>B-52 a shit
Say that again motherfucker
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>>43472079
>>43472067
Next thing he will say is that Lanchasters and Halifaxes were bad too!
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>>43472018
>B-52 a shit
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>>43471824
I meant more like a page instead of some mentions.
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>>43471878
Psssh, as though mangling a quote from Jacobellis v. Ohio is of any more substance than "Lurk more"
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>>43472018
>B-52 a shit
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>>43471910
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>>43472018
>B-52 a shit
Too far shitbag.
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>>43472103
nice thumbnail fgt
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>>43471788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwZlXWu2uU

Let Chagen46 show you why we avoid TvTropes.
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>>43472118
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>>43472101
but Anon, those WERE bad.
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>>43472118
That looks absolutely lovely. Why do I get a boner for that uniform.
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>>43471965
Hello Naka. Please sign off on my supply requisition. I've sent it to you three times now.
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>>43472018
>B-52 a shit
Get out.jpg
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>>43472118
isn't this bloodborne fanart
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>>43472163
Because you're a healthy red-blooded male?
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>>43471975
>>43472004
>>43472034
Ship-shape and ready to go!

>>43472008
That... is an excellent question.

>>43472011
I don't know! I haven't seen him around lately...

>>43472012
Kongou's hair moves in her sleep. I think it's pinging.

>>43472025
Underdressed, apparently!

>>43472030
>>43472056
>>43472059
Even if it is so, Naka-chan will not swerve from her path!
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>>43472018
>those replies
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>>43472163
Short shorts, crop top and the fact that you have a fetish for caps and canes.
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>>43472187
IT'S TO LOCATE TEITOKU, DESS!
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>>43472163
But anon, that beastality, since she's small enough she'd come back as an animal.
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>>43472187
>Even if it is so, Naka-chan will not swerve from her path!
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>>43472187
>Kongou's hair moves in her sleep. I think it's pinging.
She's locating Goto even when sleeping. Goto is so boned.

Or he would be if not for his spider sense.
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>>43472187
When are you planning on taking his "torpedo"?
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>>43472212
>>43472187
Have you considered locking Naka and Harder in a windowless room together and letting nature take its course?
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>>43472163
because it comes from the land of best waifus
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>>43472187
GOOD. GET BACK TO WORK. THESE REPORTS AREN'T GOING TO SORT THEMSELVES.
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>>43472187
Tell me about Settle, why does he use the cane.
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>>43472187
>Even if it is so, Naka-chan will not swerve from her path!

Naka confirmed for commingling sudoku at first opportunity, possibly in front of Harder.
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>>43472255
Which ships are these?
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>>43472174
I'm not sure I can get them to sign off on "literally buy a rocket engine from NASA, it's not like they're using them anyway, am I right."

I can certainly try!


>>43472006
>>43472212
Me? ...For about a half hour, anyway. Then I have some things that need taking care of.
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>>43472187
>Snide post about how you feel about Harder
>U-U-UH THERE WAS A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MY ISSUES AT THE START YEAH THAT'S WHAT HIS POST IS ABOUT
NOPE. YOU GOT IT BAD GIRL. DENIAL ISN'T DEEP ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SAIL THAT SHIT
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>>43472232
Right after Takao and I-19 finish with him.
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>>43472258
MY SCENARIO STANDS.
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>>43472258
what the fuck am I looking at here?
>>
>>43472255
>Sharing blood
That's some yandere shit right there mate.
>>
>>43472258
>5.25MB image
>not even 1080p

Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>>
>>43472292
/k/, /tg/, and /v/'s magical realm of autism.
>>
>>43472292
From what it looks like, the PLAAF getting absolutely wrekt by... an F-104?

A lone F-104?
>>
>>43472304
It's all the whale suffering.
>>
>>43472304
what is this, 2007
>>
Does this thread ever gives you the urge to boot up HOI3 again? I am slightly disappointed every time I play it.
>>
>>43472352
Haven't really gotten the hang of it. I loved HOI2 and then they changed everything three times over.
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>>43472352
I'm always disappointed.
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>>43472008
I already told you, Jintsuu secretes and produces spiders.

This is why nobody wants to sleep with the shipsluts they're too spooky
>>
>>43472352
see, that's why I'm playing Rule the Waves instead.

Not quite the right era, but close enough.
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>>43472292
A Lawndart achieving 4 aces in a day
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>>43472232
>>43472283
>>43472285
It's awfully mean to make a girl think about sinking ships, you know?

>>43472258
About that...

>>43472269
Because...

...he hurt his leg.
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>>43472279

Why are you ducking me.

Why are you ducking me every time I try to talk to you.

EXPLAIN YOUR LOGIC.
>>
>>43472367
Sell me on HOI2 anon. Darkest Hour is the way to go?
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>>43472391
>-chan
why do you take that off sometimes?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkBiq8ByS9Q
>>
>>43472391
If we took the cane away would he die?
>>
>>43472379
No pirated version yet.
>>
>>43472391

Why do you think you need to quit as Settle's secretary?
>>
>>43472399
well you see, when a shipwright and a Cruiser love each other very, very much...
>>
>>43472352
No, but it's giving me the urge to play Warship Gunner.
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>>43472399
I guess being a secretary isn't really all it's quacked up to be!

I've got a folder full of replacement candidates to go over with you. I'll just leave it on your desk...
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>>43472391
The ship isn't sunk until we say it is.
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>>43472399
>Oh god that face.
Is this the expression your ancestor had?
>>
>>43472399
"I could have prevented this" combined with her usual existential angst. I think bringing up the Abyssal twin thing has really messed her up too.
>>
>>43472379
The only reason I'm not playing that 24/7 is there's no torrents for it.

>>43472401
Only tried Doomsday, not sure what differences there are in DH.
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>>43472258
wait, a fucking TAIWANESE f-104 managed to get QUADRUPLE ACE, WITH JUST HIS GUNS?


fucking hell, Buddy, is that you?
>>
>>43472269
>Tell me about Settle, why does he use the cane.
...You bastard.
>>
>>43472436
Isn't that basically a PS2 WoW?
>>
>>43472437
Man up and get back in the saddle, Naka. There are plenty of folks lost without you.
>>
>>43472424
game is so obscure I don't think there will ever be a pirated versions.

FFS, they have to manually mail you your cd-key.

Their store is steam powered, literal steam power.
>>
>>43472437
http://www.hlj.com/product/BAN974177/Act Here you go, Naka. Saw this and thought of you.
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>>43471965
W H I T E
H
I
T
E
P A N T S U
A
N
T
S
U
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>>43472489
Kinda. Except you can design your own ships.

Oh, and there's lasers and super weapons and shit.
>>
>>43472460
The fallout conversion?
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>>43472008
it's a feat that priestesses of lolth can take, but you don't get a bucketful at a time.

/tg/ mathed it out and it was only like 5 cubic inches (or 21.8 in FATAL)
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/11262498/
>>
>>43472437
Running away ain't going to fix you problems. Find somebody to talk it out with.
>>
>>43472182
Yep, sure is. Too bad there aren't more from that artist.
>>
>>43472460
DH fixes everything it's physically possible to fix in hoi2 within the limits of the engine. It's still getting content/bugfix patches to this day.

Vastly superior to HoI3 in every respect.
>>
>>43472525
Also that, but no, I meant the standalone expansion.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hearts_of_Iron_II#Doomsday
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>>43472437

Hey.

Hey, Naka.

Wanna know a secret?
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>>43472461
The scenario is really unbalanced. The Chinese planes were outdated compared to the F-104 (pic related is the J-6) and the F-104 was positioned right next to a friendly airbase for easy refueling/rearming.
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>>43472574
Any recommended mod for historical accuracy if I want to play anyone but Germany?
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>>43472582
Is it that you're not left-handed?
>>
>>43472538
>that thread
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>>43472612
/tg/ was such a better board back then.
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>>43472538
>FATAL
>>
>>43472607
If mixedmod has been updated for 1.04Final, get that.

DESU, though, it doesn't really need mods. The base game is enormously comprehensive, even for small nations. Orders if magnitude more than base HoI2/3.
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You're sorely tempted to inquire after Goto's method of removing Kongou from his office - it sounds amusingly pyrotechnic - but given recent events, it'd be wise to take the pulse of the base, as it were - get an idea where morale stands among the shipgirls.

“So... Kongou. How's life been, lately?”

“Really boring!” Kongou objects. “I didn't get into that big battle because I was still being fixed.” She pouts cutely over her teacup and sips at it with agitation. “Carriers hog all the big fights. I'm a fast battleship! I can keep up with the fleet! At least when Kaga's with them!” She hmphs and sips at her tea nosily, then snatches a scone out of the basket. Instead of eating it, she brandishes it at you. “And someone was playing music way too loud in the dorms this morning! It woke me up, dess!”

“I thought it was a nice song,” Harnua giggles. “I even looked it up.” She produces a slim smartphone from her pocket and taps the screen a few times. After a few seconds, the phone's tiny speaker begins producing tinny sounds.
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>>43472605
You get that plane negligence play-ass shit out of here, man.

Planes are meant to be cared for, not left out in the weather with their paint flaking off.
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>>43472605
jesus that pilot musta been as busy as a one armed paper hanger
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>>43472658
>Desu

What the actual fuck, autocomplete, I was trying to write DESU
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>>43472658
Thanks anon!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtuYhxRHcoM

“Thatsverynice,” you grumble as soon as you recognize the band, snatching up your khaki cap and smacking it down over Haruna's phone to muffle the blasted noise. “So, everyone's feeling okay?”

“FANTASTICO, DESS~” Kongou exclaims brightly, winking and giving you a big thumbs-up. “When Kongou's on duty, no imuoto goes unloved!”

You slide your gaze over to Haruna, who's looking down at her tea, her smile quickly fading.

“Well... that's nice,” you decide.

“Yankeetoku need not worry about us shipgirls!” Kongou declares, thumping her chest proudly. She pours you some more tea and sips her own contentedly. “So, Yankeetokou and Teitokou are getting along really good?”

“Yaoi,” Harder adds dourly from his end of the desk, still nursing his tea with a grimace. Harnua blushes and claps a hand over her mouth, and Konogu slides him a flinty glare before turning her sunbeam smile up to 200%.

“Yes,” you offer carefully.

“Aaah, of couse, Teitokou is such a wonderful Admiral, who wouldn't like him?” Kongou declares. “It's so great that you're getting along!”

Kongou might be... Kongou, but that repartee with Tatsuta the other day showed you she's not as oblivious as she seems. Even she can read the atmosphere a bit. She's angling for something.

[ ] Ask Haruna what's really going on with shipgirl morale - this is important.
[ ] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.
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>>43472688
New filter turns t b h to desu
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>>43472688
You're probably tripping the word filter.
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>>43472461

I made that image. It was multiple F-104s based nearby. As one flight went Winchester, they rotated out with another flight.

Every kill except one... was a guns kill.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>43472682
I don't even.
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>>43472709
>[ ] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.
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>>43472709
>[ ] Ask Haruna what's really going on with shipgirl morale - this is important.
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>>43472709
>[ ] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.
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>>43472688
wordfilters you utter utter newfag
the abbreviations of: to be honest/family/shaking my head
become: desu/sempai/baka

didn't realise it was case sensitive though, that's really neat
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>>43472735
$5 says he was a former Kiowa/little bird pilot.
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>>43472709
>[ ] Ask Haruna what's really going on with shipgirl morale - this is important.
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>>43472709
>[ ] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.
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>>43472709

>[ ] Ask Haruna what's really going on with shipgirl morale - this is important.
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>>43472605
>outdated

J-6 Introduced to service: 1962
F-104 Introduced to service: 1958

The scenario stands.
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>>43472709
>[ ] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.
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>>43472709
>[X] Ask Haruna what's really going on with shipgirl morale - this is important.
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>>43472709
>[ ] Ask Haruna what's really going on with shipgirl morale - this is important.
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>>43472709
>Harnua blushes and claps a hand over her mouth, and Konogu slides him a flinty glare

Jesus Christ planefag, are you sure you should be running a quest?
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>>43472688
you're hitting the wordfilter because you're posting in cancer-speak you baka kouhai
dess
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>>43472709
>[ ] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.
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>>43472709
>[x] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.
Check for Haruna's reaction for how much bs comes out.
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>>43472709
>[ ] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.
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>>43472717
>>43472688
baka desu
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>>43472709
>[x] Ask Haruna what's really going on with shipgirl morale - this is important.
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>>43472709
>[X] Ask Haruna what's really going on with shipgirl morale - this is important.
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>>43472709
>[x] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.

Fuck it. Keep paying attention to Kongou. She's like a puppy. If you don't notice her, she just gets louder and more energetic.
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>>43472709

[ ] Ask Haruna what's really going on with shipgirl morale - this is important.
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>>43472709
[ ] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.
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>>43472709
[X] Ask Haruna what's really going on with shipgirl morale - this is important.
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>>43472709
>[ ] Ask Haruna what's really going on with shipgirl morale - this is important.
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>>43472709
[ x ] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.
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>>43472709
>[X] Ask Haruna what's really going on with shipgirl morale - this is important.
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>>43472749
>newfag
>wordfilters have only been put in, like, a week ago
Last time we had wordfilters it was because /b/ was saying nigger too much.
You need to get more creative with your insults.
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>>43472709
>>[ ] Ask Haruna what's really going on with shipgirl morale - this is important.
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>>43472709
>[ ] Ask Haruna what's really going on with shipgirl morale - this is important.

As much fun as finding out what Kongo's latest brainwave is, I'd just as soon stick to business for the moment.
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Kongou a cute.
I'd say do both, but like try to catch Haruna on the way out or something. But first, get Bongou to stop beating around the bush.
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>>43472709
>[ ] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.
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>>43472688
先輩馬鹿です。
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>>43472709
>[ ] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.
>Try to draw Haruna into this as well.
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>>43472789
baka desu senpai
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>>43472609

I know what you're up to.

You won't succeed.
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>>43472749
>Shaking my head family to be honest becomes baka senpai desu
All hail the new asian overlords.
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>>43472776
I don't understand.
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>>43472709
>[ ] Ask Haruna what's really going on with shipgirl morale - this is important.
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>>43472709
>[X] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.
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>>43472709
>[ ] Ask Haruna what's really going on with shipgirl morale - this is important.

Fixing one thing isn't going to be all that great when five other things are on fire.
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>>43472854
Fuck the Nips
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>>43472709
>[x] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.
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>>43472797
>Fuck it. Keep paying attention to Kongou. She's like a puppy. If you don't notice her, she just gets louder and more energetic.

QUITE TRUE
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>>43472709
>[X] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.
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>>43472880
QFT
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>>43472863
So many name typos. He got Haruna wrong more times than right.
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>>43472854
I'm very glad. All this twitter-speak felt so cancerous. I hadn't even noticed how prevalent it had become because I only frequent a few boards.
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>>43472709
>[ ] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.
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>>43472709
>[X] Other
>[X] Ask BOTH OF THEM what's really going on with shipgirl morale - this is important.

No need to talk around Kongou like she's a little kid. Much like Naka, she doesn't need to keep up appearances in front of us.

Basically, do a polite but firm GAIJIN SMASH through the wall of stereotypical Japanese bullshitting about how nothing's wrong.
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>>43472709
>[ ] Ask Haruna what's really going on with shipgirl morale - this is important.
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>>43472886
baka senpai desu
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>>43472709
>[X] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.

At the very least, letting her get to her point in her own way might give us insight into whats going on because she doesn't just blurt it out.
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>>43472352
Makes me in the mood for some Dangerous Waters.

Through the bonin islands threads I couldn't stop myself from diving into the Akula II and lauching shkvals into the faces of everything.
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>>43472898
Whoobs, didn't even see that. Jesus.

Well, we'll fix it in post.
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>>43472399
Because it's what you do to other people when they want to talk to you.
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>>43472709
[X] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.
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>>43472776

I have taken time out of my day to pop into a random quest and screech at the QM for being a moron who can't even punctuate dialogue properly, so I can understand something triggering a dude, but.

Literally what the fuck is your problem with that sentence. Like, explain to me.
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>>43472709
>[ ] Let Kongou lead on - you're sure she's got a goal, here. Fixing something for a shipgirl might balance the scales against your prior fuckups today.
Let's see what DESS has on her sleeve.

But make a point to ask Haruna afterwards/later.
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>>43472880
Don't worry, things can only burn so much.
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>>43472734
>went Winchester
wut?
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>>43472939
Check the spelling.
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>>43472939
Probably him, seeing as Haruna is a her.
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>>43472967
Out of ammo
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>>43472967

All ammo expended.
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>>43472967
Shot all of his bullets and needed to go get more
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>>43472939
I don't recall the IJN having any ships call HarNua
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>>43472967
Military slang for "plane out of missiles/ammo".
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>>43472967
Out of ammo, returning to base
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>>43472845
...

I have no idea what you're talking about, teitoku~
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>>43472574
Black ice for hoi3 is...fairly balanced and adds a whole bunch of shit.
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>>43472969
>one character typo
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>>43472971
Him is referring to Harder.
The problems are "Harnua" instead of "Haruna" and "Konogu" instead of "Kongou" which I also did not see until specifically pointed out. Damn you brain, taking such shortcuts.
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>>43473008
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>>43472939

>>43472667
>“I thought it was a nice song,” Harnua giggles.
Haruna wrong there.
>>43472709
>“When Kongou's on duty, no imuoto goes unloved!”
Imouto
>Harnua blushes and claps a hand over her mouth
Haruna
>Konogu slides him a flinty glare
Kongou
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>>43472997
>OH SHIT THAT NIGGER TRANSPOSED TWO LETTERS BETTER CALL HIS STUPID GREEK ASS OUT

fuck outta here man
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>>43473020
two one character typos
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>>43473020
twice
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>>43473015
Black Ice also crashes every 10 minutes or so in Windows 10.
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>>43473008
Well, given that the IJA started the land war in Asia, I guess it's the IJN's job to go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
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>>43473020
Which one? Harnua or Konogu?

>CAN'T TYPE
>CAN'T MATH
>CAN'T SEE
Shiiiiiiiit. Git gud faget.
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>>43472709
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>>43473008
>I have no idea what you're talking about, teitoku~

Time for the secret: you really don't.

But you will.
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>>43473048
>>43473050
>TWO

woah
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>>43472709
>Ask Haruna what's really going on with shipgirl morale - this is important.
Kongou probably wants us to help her seduce Goto, which I'm not a fan of
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>>43473090
four

>>43473042
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Two battleships docked in the same berth, how lewd.
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